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Henon:
Kpele

Ese gan.

I've lost hope in Chelsea.

Ogt1:
If you had picked your dictionary before typing this, you wouldn't goof like this.

Some of you are pompous ignoramuses; you're even loud in your ignorance.

Oga, he is right o. 'Advice' does not have plural as it is uncountable. It is wrong to say 'advices'. Pick up your dictionary.

First time I'm seeing his pics.

Why humiliate him just cos of ordinary tramadol? I thought he was into the supply of cocaine, meth, heroin and crack.

There's more to this than meets the eye.

Stomoney:
May God bless me more to achieve more

Self-centered, selfish mofo, na im you be.

I have a feeling that this person you're chatting with was the one who stole the phone from you in the first place. He is just lying that he bought it from the market. Nigeriens don't speak English, they speak French. How come the guy's English is that fluent?

Don't give him the code, or at least let him pay before you release the code. Even if he wasn't the person who stole the phone in the first place, he should know that buying a used phone means buying something that was likely stolen. So, he should be ready to bear the consequences that come out of it. Tell him how much to pay if you want to be lenient with him. Ignore the fake honesty he's displaying there.

mmadu5:
Are you body shaming her ? Which one is dark and fat .

Not body shaming her. Just pointing out how she looks.

mmadu5:
Can you fuucck me .I will give you the loan baby

SMH. You be mumu o. You want to fvck a very dark and fat married nairaland lady? If you've seen her pics, like I have, you won't type this nonsense. You're alraedy masturbating cos you saw a pink 'f' beside her moniker. SMH

All this h0rny underage virgin boys coming to nairaland to type rubbish just cos they can't talk to a girl offline. SMH

I'll gladly give that award to Apostle Suleman. I have a feeling that man can go for hours without cummin.
And remember Miss Otobo said he could engage 3 women in a foursome and fvck the shit outta all of them in equal measure. I give it to that nigga, he's a sex god.

Op, congratulations for being able to catch a big rat to eat in this hard time.

I first saw MONEY, MAN, BREAKTHROUGH, in that order.

We're in the same boat OP. My love for fat ladies has ended.

Just look at the pics, so staged.

NoFucksToGive:
So many teenage children are loose on this forum. No wonder most adults are leaving here to get their news from other websites.

Most people you see here commenting are kids between the ages 14 - 16..

So don't waste your time trying to correct their warped reasoning

Your comment is very much wide off the mark.

Oga, abeg what does this comment of yours have to do with the topic of this thread?

Seniorwriter:
Barcelona already moved on.....
Life is transient..


In another news reach out if you are a sport lover and wish to earn @least $5 or its equivalent in naira daily from Sporting activities & E-sports as well.
FYI you'll need a minimum capital of $1000 or its equivalent naira value and a one time induction fee of $20 or its equivalent in Naira.

Earning made easy via sporting activities.

Kindly post what I stole from your stupid self!
The attention you so crave for has been given....get a life.


@SENIORWRITER

Na thief you be.

Seniorwriter:
Barcelona already moved on.....
Life is transient..


In another news reach out if you are a sport lover and wish to earn @least $5 or its equivalent in naira daily from Sporting activities & E-sports as well.
FYI you'll need a minimum capital of $1000 or its equivalent naira value and a one time induction fee of $20 or its equivalent in Naira.

Earning made easy via sporting activities.


@SENIORWRITER

Thief.

LatestBILLI:
This is the kind of trauma scam victims go through. Some even do worse.

There are many scammers with different usernames on Nairaland as well. They've scammed to the extent that se.un got tired and he banned their account numbers.

Cc: fatherchristmas

That Father Christmas go meet his waterloo soon.

MrCover:
Update From . COM

From The Information Gathered By , Cultists Are Killing Themselves, In Ilaro Community of Ogun State.

From The Trending Photos Sighted By On Whatsapp From Sources, Said They Are Fighting Because Of Misunderstanding that related to woman.

Sources Who Notified On Whatsapp On The Sad News, Said Another person was killed last night, that His Head was found at a junction this morning.

Say No To Any Form Of Cultism!

See Graphic Photo As Obtained By Below:

Source: BLOG

Ogbeni do you ever post cheery news instead of all these gory, horror news you always post? Do you derive massive orgasm from these kinda news sef?

I'm surprised they didn't utilize the skull(head). Isn't that Ogun state?

Bifwoli:
This place Molo is over 10,000 ft above sea level so it does get very chilly especially in July -August. So yes ,sweaters and heavy jackets plus lots of blankets at night are a MUST HAVE.

Remember the saying "the higher you go, the cooler it becomes" Molo is high altitude country.

Wow! Thanks for letting me know, cos I was already baffled by their choice of heavy clothing.

Hope you don't mind my asking if you're Kenyan?

My question is why all them are wearing sweaters. Is it snowing in Kenya right now?

ifinger:
So I was transfered to this office were I met a young lady who was also posted to the office 2yrs earlier. At first being a new staff I was just doing my job and learning the terrain . So this lady came to my office to introduce her self and told me we were actually in same department , that was how we got talking then she grew fund of me , we exchanged se*ual messages on Whatsapp app on one occasion she told me she wanted me to sok her jogs I was like ok so we're and how are we gonna do that she said in the office ? I was like no someone might just walk in on us , she was like don't worry I wiil take care of that ..

Then on the said day she chatted me and told me to be in the office early in the money , I obliged so I was in the office as early as 7 that day she came in 20min latter , as at that time only the cleaner was around , men she wore a gown with a slanted neck line , closed the door behind her and adjusted the window blend so no one can peer in from outside.

Then she walked up to me I was like are u sure she nodded then she motioned that I touch her burst I did and could feel her cleavage already pointed I propped them out and was sucking her nips inside the office !!
Since that day we never had any discussion of it again but she always had my back in the office like my personal body guards thing s always looking out for me and passing valuable information and gossip to me

You sucked her breasts, hope you _fucked her in the office too.

SultanOfPuna:
I did it with my maternal cousin for over 2 years until she got married.
She has 4 kids now, so it's impossible to continue our love affair
We still talk once in a while.

I remember how it all started when she came to visit us for Christmas holiday. It stsrted with kiss, then both of us watching porn on DVD.
Then one night, she sneaked into my room. I tried to fvck but she said it was a sin. So we kissed, suck boobs and fingered her.
The next day I complained to her that I want to fvck and she said at night we will do it.
Later at midnight, everywhere dark we both sneaked into the parlor
Na so we kiss then I put it in.
Omo it was very very sweet warm feeling.
Since then we did it every night we had chance.
Now she is very rich and traveling and flexing.
Me I'm doing good, I still get flashbacks of all the sex we had for over 2 years and nobody caught us.
She sometimes just send 40k to my account even though I'm doing very well financially she still sends love. she misses me.
It's painful that she is my cousin
If not I for don marry her

Did you cum in her pussy? I mean like ejaculating deep into her cunt?

Imagine kissing your girlfriend with that worm-infested teeth. Inyama!

I shudder at the thought. Now I feel like throwing up.

Thank God you feel okay though.

Incurable crawcraw.

Continue sharing boxers.

She was married to a lout. See the way he was talking like he lost his senses,

seunH:
I personally believe if she has a good lawyer, she would go scot-free. For the action the school took to be valid, there must be evidence of malpractice, as in solid evidences like witnesses, malpractice material (phone, microchips, textbook etc) etc. That she wrote it on her clothes is not valid enough to make her guilty, any body can write anything. For instance, if I write on my shirt "I am a yahoo boy" does it mean I would go to jail for Internet fraud. The highest the law enforcement agency can do, is try to investigate me in order to get solid evidences which would be presented to the judge. Presenting my shirt where I wrote "I am a yahoo boy" to the judge as their only evidence would be tossed into the thrash can!!!!

Okay, but she is now made to rewrite all her exams from second year to prove herself.

chatinent:
This experience no dey give me joy sha.


Long ago, I was trekking on the pedestrian lane with my supposed loml in the scorching sun, a car hooted and stopped by the side, the guy in the car brought out his large useless head out and said; “beautiful lady, what are you doing trekking in this hot sun alone? Come in, let me....”

Anytime I remember this, e dey pain me jege..upon I no still get car now.

Wtf.


Well, abeg make una share una own relationship sadperiences.

I just saw this post now and laughed so hard to the point of tears. You must be a comedian.

Wrong move that she'll surely regret.

That's it! I'm porting to mac.