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CelebritiesRe: Mercy Chinwo Kisses Her Husband Pastor Blessed At Their Church Wedding by gozzlin: 7:34am On Aug 14, 2022
My baby girl is now married.

I love you to bits Mercy. Your songs have been a source of tremendous blessings to me. Your effervescent smile is so infectious. May this smile and joy that always glows around you continue well into this marriage. May it never cease.

Happy married life sweetheart.
CelebritiesRe: I Was Raped By My Uncle At 15, Toyin Lawani Reveals by gozzlin: 6:09am On Aug 13, 2022
DevilSignature:
cheesy

As in real uncle?

Him Papa or Mama brother?

I won't believe that an uncle will reduce himself to fuckiin him nice, no matter how strong the konji may hold him. That's to say such an uncle can fuccck his own daughter.

When I was in secondary a very good friend of mine then arranged her cousin for me to fuccck sake of say the cousin kpadu my style well well, who came a visit. He left the room for me and the cousin we fuccck about some rounds only for the useless nigga return at night, knock on the door we open this useless nigga pretending to sleep before I know him don hold the cousin start to fuccck even suck bresss.
Mhen it was so irritating
I left that night to my house cos I couldn't sleep. I regretted anything. 2 am night I Waka back to my house despite that the distance was far
You don't believe an uncle will reduce himself to fvcking his niece? Are you this naive? When there are multiple stories of fathers fvcking their daughters. You need to remove your head from that sand where you buried it. undecided
CrimeRe: Photos Of Hon Mbazulike Iloka & Late Wife With Soludo by gozzlin: 6:02am On Aug 13, 2022
Zane2point4:
tongue
You know I’ve been wondering about this mr “bad news” guy’ and at some point i think he just might be indulging and actively taking part in bad news just to create content!!

Just like one episode of james bond movie(I’ve forgotten the name) where the villain actually create bad events himself so that he’ll be the top media outlet to report the headlines!
The guy nearly made russia and America to fight in that movie’

Ppl are psychos
Yea, you're right, he's the one that killed this man's wife. undecided
RomanceRe: She Has Gone Worst by gozzlin: 12:52pm On Aug 12, 2022
Profperfect:
Men! Am broken right now . Like I know shits I have endured , covered , forgiven this lady , not to talk of once my lecturer visited our lodge(room) on going outside to get something in few minutes before I got back , they were already on it. She denied but later agreed cause I almost caught them red handed. The lecturer after like a year called me and confessed that his heart is troubling him that am a good person , that I should forgive him , which I did but each time I see him I remember, she has caused me pains , accusing me of not trusting her but she is actually the one doing things to break my trust fir her daily , tell me how do I trust this kind of a person ,
What a simp you are. Taking rubbish from a public toilet. Please grow some balls and dump the tramp. Are you too ugly, too broke and too spineless to get another lady?
PoliticsRe: Former Governors Dariye And Nyame Released From Prison (photos) by gozzlin: 9:49am On Aug 09, 2022
Who is that famzing/fawning female prison warden in the pictures? She deserves serious caning on her bare yansh. Idiotu. angry
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022: Meet Chizzy The New Housemate (Photo) by gozzlin: 10:21pm On Aug 07, 2022
God1000:
Go and get your PVCs, brothers and sisters.

Let's channel our energy in the right direction, stop wasting your time watching this show.

No one should throw barbs and brickbats at me
Which PVC? The one that was ended last week or another one? You just woke up from coma?
EducationRe: Meet Oluwafunmibi Babalola, UI Hyperpolyglot Student Who Speaks 24 Languages by gozzlin: 9:40pm On Aug 07, 2022
What a brainiac she is. Kudos.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend G Unit (cunt). by gozzlin: 10:46am On Aug 07, 2022
Clean it thoroughly with your mouth before penetration.
FoodRe: Bitter Leaf Soup Simplified With Step By Step Pics by gozzlin: 1:04pm On Aug 05, 2022
NigeriaIsGreat:
Your state governors and others in South East are far worse than Tinubu and every other governors in Nigeria. Your region South East is the most underdeveloped in Nigeria. Your governors have milk y'all dry completely reason why y'all keep running to Lagos for survival. The same Lagos that Tinubu govern for good 8 years o. Why are people not trooping to your barren region as y'all do in Lagos and even Ogun State biko?

No politicians is pure but trust me your governors are worse than Tinubu and every other governors in Nigeria
You've refused to tackle the most critical question about Tinubu but rather beat about the bush.

I ask you a pertinent question; Is a sickly octogenarian with the most shady past the person Nigeria can afford to have as a president at this critical time? But you'd rather choose the petty option of lying against the south east when all statistics and indices point to fact that the south west is the most backward region apart from Lagos which was built with the sweat of all Nigerians mostly Igbos.

I am glad that the Nigerian youth have awoken and are speaking with one voice, the outcome and winner of the next presidential election will be determined by them. Let me see how a corrupt, sickly, half dead man would become the president of this country. Rather let him become the president of you, your family and your entire clan and your village.
RomanceRe: The Moment A Groom Wept Uncontrollably At His Wedding (Photo, Video) by gozzlin: 11:52pm On Aug 04, 2022
angry

Spineless mofo.
FoodRe: Bitter Leaf Soup Simplified With Step By Step Pics by gozzlin: 11:49pm On Aug 04, 2022
NigeriaIsGreat:
I'm actually not a Yoruba but I've lived in Yoruba land, Lagos precisely for long

Any Yoruba man or woman campaigning for Obi should have a rethink and retrace their step back. Though this isn't supposed to be so but you see those IGBOS have turned this election to tribalistic one. They have even turn it to religious one

I will support and vote for Tinubu. He has more achievements, antecedents and legacies to point at as a governor and when he left government than EVERY other contestants

Tinubu is very much accommodating and tolerance than other contestants. IGBOS are taking political position in Lagos. IGBOS are civil servants in Lagos and other South western states. IGBOS are doing businesses freely in Lagos and other south western region

Please go to any eastern state to see if you'd see any Yoruba or Hausa man as ordinary councillor. It is a TABOO to the Igbo

ACHIEVEMENT- I WILL VOTE TINUBU
TOLERANCE & ACCOMMODATING- I WILL VOTE TINUBU

For the northerners who reside in the north you can ask any of your family or friends living in Lagos and other South western states they will tell you how Yoruba are so friendly, loving and accommodating. Go to the state headquarter at Alausa ikeja you'll see igbos holding top position without any discrimination

Go to east and see how all positions are occupied completely by all igbos.

An average IGBOS are resentful, spiteful, hateful, bittered et al. They literally see themselves better, superior and more sophisticated than other tribes.

PLEASE verify this my claim if you aren't aware of it and make a decision on who to campaign and vote for

I leave you to your conscience!!!
You need a brain check dude.

Let's assume all the lies you posted about Tinubu were actually true, the mere fact that he's a an octogenarian with serious health challenges and also has held Lagos by the balls, siphoning its funds for his private use has disqualified him completely. We don't want a sickly,old, tyrannical embezzler as the president of this country when there's a more capable youth in person of Peter Obi with a proven track record.

If you're a youth and thinking of selling you conscience and voting Tinubu cos of the pittance he will offer you as inducement, then you really need a brain check.
FashionRe: Man Buys "Pink Lips" Bam And Ends Up With Swollen Lips (video) by gozzlin: 9:45pm On Jul 28, 2022
shuttox:
Women should apply it on their backside

Wisdom go kill me
You might also want to apply it to that tiny dick of yours.

PoliticsRe: See The First Ladies To Be Honoured At Int'l Women Power Conference 2022 In Abuj by gozzlin: 9:25pm On Jul 28, 2022
For the same Abuja wey bandits and terrorists are launching attacks with impunity?

Abeg the terrorists should blow their asses with correct explosives. AlexReports and his stupid crew are busy sharing award when the security situation of the country is in turmoil. Sycophants can't miss an opportunity to fill their pockets.

CrimeRe: Photos From The Gunmen Attack On Craneburg Construction Company, Owo by gozzlin: 4:24pm On Jul 28, 2022
Devineee:
If I don't get help I'm going to die please help me with anything you can.
I need food and medicine please
Help kee you dia. Beggar!
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Favour Oyhou, AuchiPoly Student For Killing Her Boyfriend (Pics) by gozzlin: 7:44pm On Jul 27, 2022
They allowed her keep her bone straight wig. angry
Christianity EtcRe: Physically Challenged Woman Who Claimed Her Baby Got Missing In Church Confesses by gozzlin: 10:32am On Jul 27, 2022
Billygee2u:
All the Us.eless bloggers paid to do damaged control for fake prophet Jeremiah, will never escape the wrath of God for working against a crippled woman and her son.
Amen. No peace for the wicked.
Christianity EtcRe: Physically Challenged Woman Who Claimed Her Baby Got Missing In Church Confesses by gozzlin:
I really feel bad for this lady cos it's obvious that this so called confession of hers was made under duress and threats to her life.

Underestimate these mafia 'men of God' at your own peril. We were all witness to how Stephanie Otobo was coerced into retracting her earlier statements against Suleman. These devils that call themselves pastors can go to any extent to expunge any allegations that will expose them as ungodly.

Omotofufeyin underestimated this lady, he never expected a poor lowly woman will have the nerve to 'fight back' after he kidnapped her son. He was taken aback by her actions. And he has finally succeeded in using his influence, connections and power to intimidate this woman into making this statement.

A pertinent question that begs an answer is if truly she was paid to tarnish the supposed holy image of Omotofufeyin, then why would she have needed to sell her baby? Why would she need to sell her son if she was truly paid by Omotofufeyin's 'enemies'? Makes no freaking sense.

I feel deep pity for this helpless lady who has no one to speak for her. It's just her word against a powerful Nigerian charlatan that calls himself pastor and a man of God. May God console her. Her son was kidnapped, as if the trauma was not enough, she's now been falsely accused. Double trauma.

All you pastors will rot in hell! Enjoy your power on earth, judgement awaits.

PoliticsRe: Fact Check: Did Tinubu Change His Name From Yekini Amoda Ogunlere? by gozzlin:
Why would any sane human being with full cognitive capacity ever consider voting a man with the qualities listed below.

1. Over seventy years old and exhibiting obvious signs of senility and dementia.

2. With many serious health challenges, including but not limited to incontinence as a result of loss of bladder control, tremulous limbs as a result of nerve damage, etc.

3. Highly questionable and criminal past, including deep involvement in the underworld of trade in narcotics, thereby earning himself the infamous tag of a drug lord.

4. Highly corrupt and a kleptomaniac who has maintained a stranglehold on the coffers of Lagos state from 1999 till date. Massively looting the state treasury and favouring only his cronies and family members.

5. A man exhibiting dictatorial tendencies with the way he single handedly decides who becomes governor in Lagos, deputy governor, commissioner, house of assembly, house of reps, senator, etc, bullying and fighting anyone who goes contrary to his directives and orders. His fights with and bullying of Fashola and Ambode comes to mind.

6. A man with no verifiable sound educational background. His reason for not providing his primary and secondary school certificates to INEC are as flimsy and watery as can be.

7. A man who institutionalized Agberoism and made thuggery his legacy in Lagos state with a large number of known criminals such as MC Oluomo as his foot soldiers.

8. A man who was alleged to be behind one of the most heinous and atrocious crimes in Lagos state, the toll gate massacre of 20th October 2020.

9. The man who is known for the subversion of due process, including electoral fraud and rigging, and vote buying through financial inducement, with a case in point being the 2019 election where bullion vans stuffed with looted funds were seen within his premises, ostensibly to bribe the electorate into voting his anointed candidate and puppet.

10. A man with no clearcut agenda and manifesto for improving the fortunes of Nigeria or improving the economy of Nigeria other than to conscript 50 million youths into the Nigerian army and feeding them maize and cassava.

Tell me which sane human being would vote this man as president of Nigeria.
CrimeRe: Candlelight And Burial Held For Cairo Based Man Burnt To Death By His Wife - Vid by gozzlin: 9:19pm On Jul 21, 2022
Enny2013:
Just lyk ur mum!!!
Seriously you look like an orangutan with that hair and your hideous face. You're a spitting image of your momma.
CrimeRe: Candlelight And Burial Held For Cairo Based Man Burnt To Death By His Wife - Vid by gozzlin: 8:33pm On Jul 21, 2022
Enny2013:
Tenk u...
Mr. Natural.
Dat hair can buy ur destiny.
You really worwor o. I mean you fugly die.
CrimeRe: Candlelight And Burial Held For Cairo Based Man Burnt To Death By His Wife - Vid by gozzlin: 8:23pm On Jul 21, 2022
Enny2013:
D man looked horrible even without d burns. He wasn't good looking at all.
Rip to him Sha.
He fine pass you sha with that artificial hair pasted on your head with glue. Heck, that artificial hair nearly covers your whole face.
CrimeRe: Candlelight And Burial Held For Cairo Based Man Burnt To Death By His Wife - Vid by gozzlin: 8:20pm On Jul 21, 2022
Cokahot:
He looks like a cultist,well no tears for the deceased. He had a wife and still was fuckin outside and give another woman belle. That's shi t. Use your head. Wetin make u marry am b4..no be toto
Oshe cultist recognizer!



You even look like a cultist yourself.
PoliticsRe: Adeboye Backs CAN, PFN, APC Unveils Shettima Today by gozzlin: 9:42am On Jul 20, 2022
Viscuz:
A suicide bomber cannot be a Vice Presidental candidate
Nigga wake up from your sleep. He's already the vice presidential candidate of APC. Just pray he doesn't end up as your vice president after the election. undecided
PoliticsRe: Voters Registration: My Experience In Kano (photos) by gozzlin: 6:30pm On Jul 19, 2022
YESSConsulting:
1. Find out the party they support.
2. Pretend that you support that party.
3. Register in peace.
People like this idi0t that commented this shit is part of the problem we have in this country.
CelebritiesRe: Portable: I Am The Founder Of Ajah & One Million Boys, Lagos Cult Groups (Video) by gozzlin: 10:04pm On Jul 18, 2022
doggedfighter:
A self confessed criminal !






Everything's wrong with that boy !

He's on self destruct mode !

His supposed mentors are fast unfollowing him because he's nothing but bad market .



To think that this despicable character is considered a celebrity for some people is disgusting !
Yea, celebrity for Yoruba youths. They adore him.

Really pathetic. undecided

AutosRe: 6month Nigerian Used 2005 Lexus Rx330 Clean 5m by gozzlin: 8:12am On Jul 14, 2022
It looks clean sha.

But selling a Nigerian used 2005 Rx 330 for 5 million is sheer greediness.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Had An Encounter With A Bed-wetting Partner? Share Ur Experience by gozzlin: 10:19am On Jul 13, 2022
jaszplus12:
Thank you. Say no more. Some people think they're above some conditions... Nature has a way of teaching us a lesson one way or the other!
ReneeNuttall:
So you opened a thread just to body shame people suffering from Nucturnal enuresis?

Have you ever asked your self why people bed wet? Do you think they enjoy bedwetting?
Just so you know bed wetting can emanate from a medical condition.
And bed wetting is also different from squirting as some of you think they are thesame. Bed wetting can happen to anybody both old and young men and women .

Some people out grow it at a tender age. While others don't . Some of these adults who bed wet might be battling medical issues such as Gestational diabetes, bladder tumor or over grown prostate.

This is not a fun topic, this is some people's shameful night mares.
Eiyaa. Make una see a urologist ASAP.

It's well.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo, Tinubu On Collision Course Over Muslim-muslim Ticket by gozzlin: 4:55pm On Jul 12, 2022
proff010:
Whatever he says doesn't matter to us. He was against jagaban before so all this thrash hold no water at all. Before it was bullionvan now it is Muslim Muslim. All I know is jagaban will rule us come 2023. Vote Apc.
Suffer no dey tire you brainless monkey?
CrimeRe: Villagers Capture, Strip Unknown Gunman Naked In Anambra by gozzlin: 4:55pm On Jul 10, 2022
See his yansh. Naked ungun known man.

RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Was Raped By Her Vice Principal by gozzlin: 9:59am On Jul 09, 2022
Op, your girlfriend is silly for telling you now about the rape which allegedly happened 3 weeks ago. She is too dumb to be called a human being. Even a village girl can't be this stupid.

Someone was trying to rape you, you didn't scream to attract help from the pastor and his wife and other occupants of the house? At that time of the night you would been heard by the entire neighborhood. Okay,the next day she didn't inform the pastor and his wife, she didn't inform you the boyfriend and most importantly she didn't lodge a complaint at the police station so that a medical test can be promptly carried out and semen samples of the rapist extracted and kept as evidence.

Then 3 weeks later she tells you she was raped? It's either she's so damn retardedd or she wants to frame the poor man. And you Mr Op are so stupid for still calling her your girlfriend instead of dumping that poor excuse for a human.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Was Raped By Her Vice Principal by gozzlin: 9:46am On Jul 09, 2022
Solosolojohquay:
Get it into your thick skull that not a single guy can rape a lady unless another guy is holding her legs or her hands or she was beaten or injured God gave women protective mechanism if she hold her leg together no man can penetrate her ask her where did the man injured her ,never trust any woman maybe the man promise her money after 3 weeks of not paying her she decided to call it rape and report .
07kjb:
My brother I have reasoned this but I didn't wanna say it openly because some wannabees might call me weak which I hate

It is practically impossible for a single man to rape a matured lady,is either something went wrong in the process or the girl is just a minor
Both of you are stupid for saying one man cannot rape a woman when just a heavy slap or a single punch to the woman's face is enough to subdue most women and make her give in to the rape. A man is naturally stronger than a woman, then just imagine if the man in question is much bigger than the lady,what are her chances of resisting the assault? Almost zero.

Imagine yourself as a woman and a man much bigger and stronger than you punches you in the face, slaps you repeatedly or grabs you by the throat and chokes you, would you have the nerve to resist him? You'd be overwhelmed with terror and give in to him in order save your life.

It's easier to stay behind your keypad and type rubbish than experiencing sexual assault first hand as a female.
TravelRe: Jubril Gawat: What The Yaba Train Station Will Look Look When Finished by gozzlin: 10:53am On Jul 07, 2022
ElSudani:
And you all keep running to this shanty?
Who? Getat! I can never go to that slum. Come to Johannesburg and what a real modern city looks like.

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