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I detest Nigerian pastors. They're mostly scammers and womanizers.

Few weeks to the presidential election and the socalled G-5 governors and stupid Wike are yet declare who they're supporting.

Please, you people should shove your decision up your shit-laden asses cos we the masses have decided who to vote.

Rivers state is bedevilled with all sorts of criminalities. Armed robbery, kidnappings, cultism, etc. It's a terrible place to be.

And within that Rivers state, Etche are amongst the most criminally minded of all the people in the state. Not a day passes without gory tales emanating from Etche. God forbid!

kushercain:
what's your rate? let's get down

Thirsty ass nigga.

You don't even know how she looks, whether she looks like a monkey, yet you wanna get down with her.

By this comment it's obvious you find it extremely hard getting laid, because you look like the dude below and you're broke.

Enddy50ty:
The money she used for hiring a lawyer for this court case should have been used for a DNA paternity test in a reputable hospital to determine if truly Sanwo Olu is the father of her son.

If she had presented a DNA test results to the court as evidence this case would have been over even before it started.

What are you even saying? Are you okay? Do you even know how DNA tests are conducted?

How can she present a DNA test result when Babajide Sanwo-Olu has blatantly refused to come forward to present his blood samples for DNA test?

MyVILLAGEpeople:


Rema is really lucky to be under Don Baba jay. If not his career would have plummet!

But Ruga is far better than Rema.

You can't even spell his name correctly.

Kingcalls:
Haba ...na buga na... Buga na biggest song this year na

Which year?

CaptainAyub:
Reminds me of when a journalist asked Babachir Lawal if he has received the news of his sack by the presidency.
Ogbeni asked them "Who is the presidency"?

How can two appointees of Buhari be fighting themselves messily like this when their oga is still there?
If Emefiele really committed any crime,how difficult is it for Buhari to tell him "ol boy,go and submit yaself to investigation" or even suspend him from office.
If not,can't Buhari tell DG of DSS to "leave that man alone"?
Truly,Buhari is a figurehead

Everything that has been happening has obviously lent some sort of credence to the speculation that the man at Aso rock villa is not Buhari but his body double.

So fast?

He wan just pepper im ex.

Modified: Okay, they even separated 3 years ago. Chai!

But why is Ireti still bearing her ex-husband's surname? She should revert to her maiden name ASAP.

That woman is damn beautiful.

These African Americans can fine ehn, but dem no dey get sense.

This story sounds highly incredible though. What are the odds of her ever meeting up with a son whom she supposedly put up for adoption years ago? Out of hundreds of millions of men in America? The odds are prolly less than 0.000000000000000000000002 percent.

This is prolly a scene from a movie.

ECASH120:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJGl8ZnewTA

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Oga, which one is tai'tans? Your accent is terrible. Godawful! You obviously attended evening school.

It's titans not tai'tans.

emperorlaqrin:
This is going to be an honest review for those who are coming or intend coming to the Uk.

I have watched with keen interest how most People on this platform as resorted to abuse/insult on the few people who are trying to enlighten us about the challenges that are faced in the Uk.

While this Enlightenment was not meant to dissuade anyone from coming to the Uk but to prepare you of the UPS & Down faced by most immigrants.

Unfortunately many Nigerians are not prepared to be well informed about something especially when it comes to traveling while I don’t blame many if not for the situation in Nigeria.

Coming to the Uk right now is not for everyone and that is the honest truth what I mean by this is that there are some set of people whom I will not advise to come here when it comes to work.

The truth of the matter is that if you are coming here you have to do away with pride and be ready to hustle, I mean serious hustle with hard work Infact with this serious hustle if you are not careful you might not see peanut to save.

There are two major things that takes away your money here in the UK

Number 1: Tax

The Uk economy cannot be compared with that of Nigeria and over here everything is tax compared to Nigeria where you can do away with that.

This country is built on tax and the social amenities everyone is enjoying from good road, electricity are as a result of the revenue from tax

Every employer deducts tax from your wages and there is no way you can avoid it.

Number 2: Accommodation

Accommodation as become a major challenge which as made a lot of people homeless due to lack of funds to secure accommodation or unavailability of accommodation within your budget.

Brb

Good advice.

You must be a Yoruba guy. I can perceive your strong Yorubatic accent from your write ups on this thread.

KingKO22:
Who takes this asssshole ash serious ?

Role model to IPOB Zombipigs


The celebrities that have spoken up what happened to them? We know how how Obituary Zombipigs attack and black mail them .


Silence is the best decision for any celebrities that loves him/her self.
I can't tell how much I hate my once favorite artist and comedians now

I hate P-square And I passionately hate Mr Macaroni and that useless Sabinu. I can never stream their videos anymore. They have created enemies for themselves

You are a stupid monkey with dead brain cells. You hate them because they support Obi and not your candidate who is a known crook and druggie and suffering from incontinence and senile dementia? The last I checked, everyone in Nigeria has a civil right to support any candidate of their choice. And you're here hating them cos they're not supporting Tinubu. Intolerant motherfvcker!

Your hatred will kill you demented fool! You are one of the people who sang the praises of Buhari that turned out to be a failure. Now you want to force another old failure down our throat. You will die of hatred! You daft and insane monkey! You will never in your life make money enough to be in the league of psquare, Mr Macaroni and Sabinus. You are a nobody. They don't even know you're hating them, they don't even know you exist, cos you're insignificant. So, your hatred for them is inconsequential. You just want Tinubu to win because he's from your tribe, not because he has the ability to make Nigeria great. Even if he wins (in his dreams though), it will not change your fortunes in any way, cos you'll still remain the pauper and nonentity that you are. An 1diot that can never make his father proud.

So, shove your hatred up you stinky ass and comot for road make we see better people. Dingbat!

First in history. Perhaps it's a sign that the world is about to end. :

Amen o!!!!

post=119878869:
Because Most Of The Men, Doesn't Deserve Any Help, Because Of The Way Dey Behave.

Is Following The Thread, Sha.

Oga, I've observed that your written English is abysmally poor. I really wonder how you communicate effectively in that blog of yours.

What a lawless country!

Can you imagine the wife of the head of a security organization arrogating powers to herself and acting like a tyrant, when she's not even the wife of the president or wife of the governor. Just imagine the lawlessness in this Godforsaken country!

In saner climes this woman would be prosecuted and imprisoned for such despicable and brazen act typical of a power-drunk tyrant. This is what this country has been reduced to under the APC government of Buhari, where everyone with little power acts like a god. Just imagine the mere wife of the head of DSS acting like Idi Amin of Uganda, ordering her agents to kill someone, because she knows that absolutely nothing will be done about it. She will never be held culpable, because there's no rule of law anymore in this country. We don't have an active president with balls who can stop all these acts of tyranny exhibited by his men. What a pitiable situation we've found ourselves in.

Let's all vote wisely come February and usher in a president that is capable of stopping these kinds of rubbish.

clinician2x:
A loud mouth like u can easily say same thing about Arteta

Arteta is not an English coach.

OkpaAkuEriEri:
Ayomide onye ofeman
Amu gi alaputago gi.
Afo sagbukwa gi na mpa gi Tilumbu Onye Chemist

The fact is that Ab0ki people like to come out en masse once announcement is made. They would always troupe out to see the popular people they've been hearing about.

They love any sort of spectacle. It's their culture. Just announce that a particular person will be coming to a stadium or an event will take place, they'll all file out in numbers to witness it with their eyes.

They're just simpletons, plain and simple.

Nonsense and ingredients!

Late Pele's mother Dona Celeste Arantes, is 100 years old and still alive.

Pelé's mother is 100 years old and lives far from the spotlight in Santos and does not usually appear publicly. Celeste Arantes do Nascimento, celebrated her 100 birthday on November 20th 2022, the date of the opening of the World Cup in Qatar and the late soccer icon posted the message below on his officiicial Instagram page to celebrate her birthday:

Today, we celebrate 100 years of Dona Celeste's life. Since I was a little girl, she taught me the value of love and peace. I have more than a hundred reasons to be grateful for being her son. I share these photos with you, with a lot of emotion for celebrating this day. Thank you for every day by your side, mom ", he wrote in a post on Instagram.

Pele was born on October 23rd 1940 in Tres Coracoes, Brazil. He was born to Dondinho and Dona Celeste Arantes. He was born as Edson Arantes do Nascimento. He has two younger siblings. Pele often skipped school to play soccer at the age 6. He left school for good in fourth grade when he got expelled when the schoolmaster saw him playing soccer outside during the school day
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His father, Dondinho was born João Ramos do Nascimento on October 2, 1917, in Campos Gerais, State of Minas Gerais, Brazil and was also a Brazilian footballer who played as a center-forward.

May his soul rest in peace.


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They should cut off their dicks and feed them. Bastards!

ThankUUJesus:
bros it is not small

Bro, lemme pay you 600 naira per script to write short comedy stories for me.

DuBLINGreenb:
Thank God for his life, drive safe, if you went like that who will sing for Wike after every sentence?

Meanwhile, If he was bearing Igbo name, Igbo people on twitter and nairaland will say it is proof that Rivers is an Igbo state

Their argument usually is; Bamidele is from Rivers therefore Rivers state belongs to Yoruba people

The way they said Wike is actually Nwike and it is proof that rivers state is an Igbo state

Rivers people bear any and every name English, Portuguese, Yoruba, Igbo, Arabic etc
Also this dude’s mum is from Ekiti I think, Rivers people don’t discriminate in Marriage.

So if you hear Rivers man bearing Duke it doesn’t mean Rivers is an English state
Or Bamidele or Rotimi it doesn’t mean Rivers state is a Yoruba state
Or Amaechi it doesn’t mean Rivers is an Igbo state.
Or Mohammed it doesn’t mean Rivers state is a state in UAE.

With these few points of mine I hope I have been able to convince you and not confuse you that Rivers state is not a tribalistic state.

Senseless rambling. Who ask you all this rubbish you posted

FhiBi:
None

Seriously? You've never cummed on a dick, or with a d1ldo, or vibrat0r or using your fingers?

You don't have enough money to go home? Are you a foreigner. Why is the money not enough to take you back home?

Well, it seems like you're really enjoying sleeping on the floor at the university of Ibadan. At least you have a place to lay down your head. You should at least buy a mat though.

FhiBi:
I feel lyk saying the truth. Ask me a question.

When was the last time you had an orgasm? Do you orgasm when you have sex, or when you masturbate?

Marry one and get two free.

Afamed:
Children of hate, who reside in their villages( Enugu Ezike/ Ugwu Uba/Ifite/ who do not know where 3rd mainland bridge is located, have started crying above

How has knowing the location of the ugly third mainland bridge put food on your table, you monkey?