Naniboi17:

You said you had swelling at the back of your neck, what kind of swelling? Are they your lymph nodes?

exactly what i was thinking

tellwisdom:
The reason you felt this way was becos u piled up too much of soured spermatozoon. The effect is what you are seeing now, after excreting them out of your body. Abeg, buy me beer for this golden info.

just like this my useless girlfriend wey i dey date dey tell me no sex till marriage.
and since 2017 i never knack ooo.
when she visited me last time Konji wan kill me i almost force myself in, common breast she no gree make person suck.
this life no balance.
wet dreams every night and there

Deblow:


Sure! HIV isn't that easy to contract. If you don't have an open wound on your manhood or you keep thrusting in a very tight and dry vagina of a carrier which might bruise your penis, thereby making it possible for the virus to gain access to your bloodstream via the open bruises, man, you are covered. One of the earliest signs of HIV infection is Kaposis Sarcoma a swelling in the oral cavity. This rashes on your forehead is atypical of HIV rashes, and besides, rashes come rather much later in the course of manifestation of the infection. Rashes usually come with full blown AIDS. Man, you are covered but why not reduce the risk by doing protected sex instead of the flesh to flesh thing?

i heard cowgirl style is the easiest way to contract HIV from an infected lady

Elsueno:


This is a problem strictly for fornicators

LMAO!!!


Once in a while, when we resupply some hospital stocks, I make sure, i go look around where HIV/AIDS people dey do long as lines while hiding thier faces to collect medication...it strengthens my resolve to prevent my prick 4rm any sort of penetrations

Light78:
Abstinence is your best option. HIV is difficult to contract because of temperature.

If you two spend hours exchanging fluid, and she has it, you are likely to contract the dam virus.

Surface contract is about 0.001% because it's inactive outside of its host in seconds.

You have to watch out for mucus membrane.

Your penis and her vagina has mucus membrane. If her fluid touches the tip of your cock, you are also likely to get infected if she doesn't take her dose or has a low CD4 c.


You guys should hustle and leave woman.

Sex should be for the married ones.

nice one there boss

OJEEMAH:
Messi has been cleaning their mess for years but Pendu fans dey fabricate lies to make it look like he was doing nothing other than earning huge sum at the detriment of the club.

2 consecutive seasons after his exit, Barcelona have not been able to qualify from their UCL group yet we were told he was the problem.

They signed Lewandoski, one notorious Pendu fan said, Barcelona na UCL favourite this season cos they smashed Viktoria Plzen 4nil.

He even went further to say if Lewandoski had played with Iniesta & Xavi, he would have done everything Messi did but one thing he didn’t know is, Messi can’t be replaced by mere goal scorers.

Finally, we can clearly see who carried his team and who was obviously carried by teammates.

@bolded, it was 5-1 actually against a bonus team

Mummyimbecile:
do you have a domiciliary account?

Ramon92:
My experience was something similar, mind you I never used to believe these stuffs..

I lost my uncle and the night he died, I had a dream where I saw him helpless on a bed, the one in my grandma's room cos she had two. He was beckoning to me to like help him off his current state... Mind you, I was in school and didn't even know he was sick till I heard the news from my dad first thing that morning that he died that same night.

Forward a few months, I'll hear reports of the tenants seeing this my uncle walking around the house at midnight, as in physical seeing sometimes with footsteps. I wasn't scared initially cos, well he's dead.

Now this Christmas we went to our home town and I usually sleep on the second bed in my grandma's room. My gma was on the other bed.
I woke up around 2 am and couldn't sleep, so I was surfing the net and was on nairaland and stuffs.
Not up to a min I dropped my phone, I felt someone physically walk into the room, as in I could see a figure live but couldn't move my body. I was dead cold. I could feel him sit on the bed, you know that feel when someone sits on the bed you on. I saw him physically and I could recognise him..

I was like that for some minutes till he stood up and left the room. I heard footsteps but not the door opening or closing. That was one of the scariest moments I've experienced.

Told my dad a few days after and was made to understand some things about life..

All these people forming woke these things ain't real are just ignorant..

bedtime stories to frighten the kids to sleep

Ikennablue:
people fake thier death. Especially when they are running away from something. Death brings a kind of closure and to an extent, dismisses every potential threat to your life.

If your story is true, a person involve in cultism can fake thier death especially when a rival is after your life, it makes much sense. The whole thing about you digging his grave, if I'm faking my death, the party involve will do everything possible to make it look real.

About him disappearing, oga, he just escaped very fast. People don't disappear. He never died. There's nothing like reincarnation

one of the enlightened folks that can't be deceived

ONUTOPSY:
Nothing like recarnation. What you saw was an evil spirit . They borrow his body to manifest physically.
Spirit doesn't have flesh, they either possess somebody to carry out there bidden or make use of the youthful dead body mostly those that died before their time. In most cases they make use of the person that dies through accident, during abortion, riots etc. It take beyond human understand to know this

so wetin dem dey look for?

breadplanets:
Op are you sure you know what reincarnation means? You mean you saw your family friend 2years later as a full grown adult abi na baby u see? You see ghost abi you no see ghost?

Hezzyluv:


What if I tell you I know of a man that died, 3days after his death, the same died man used his legs and walked to the vehicle that carried his corpse to his village?

Come c pandemonium for area that year...

tell that to the kids

BATified2023:
cos u don’t believe it doesn’t make it fake

Many things are beyond d walls of classroom,u people will keep forming woke on what u know nothing about

no wonder why you support Tinubu

PENNYSWAP:
Just shut up cuz u r obviously telling a fat LIE ...

See person wey follow dig grave

Infact which cemetery una dig the grave ?

nairaland be like Twitter, lies everywhere

Onetenth:
I have never believed in reincarnation but my eyes did saw one yesterday

Here's the story:

Year 2020, I think around may according to his parents because I can't recollect, this neighbor of ours and close friend to my sibling was into cultism.
There's was a cult clash at ikorodu that year and he lost his life, I wasn't told I was there life when police released his corpse to his parents and I was even part of those who digged the grave he was buried. Two years ago oo..


Now, this is year 2022, I saw this boy at orile, he wanted to board the bus I was in with my girlfriend. Immediately we both saw each other I wanted to scream but I couldn't I don't know how. But everyone in the bus saw my reaction, this boy disappeared on that spot.

This isn't a made up story, if there's any nairalander at orile bustop around that time will testify to this.

Omo! I still can't believe what I saw, I cried till I got home, my girlfriend was shocked and speechless as well. How did he do that? How did he disappear in midst of people? Why is he not dead? There's obviously something spiritual about this that I'm not told.

His mom has been hospitalized since we got home and I explained everything that happened. He was her only child. This is so disheartening and scary as well

rubbish.
go and get your drugs.
stop letting your mind play tricks on you

AstraDroid:
EFCC arrested a boy because he had a document that is on another name? And there is no plaintiff, yet he was arrested?

I could be wrong but I think EFCC exist to imprison youths of Southern Nigeria. Could it be that EFCC is a weapon of Uthman Danfodio Islamists ?

will you shut up.
dumbass

Babafrayol23:
Thank you jah ��rip. Garri has finished, no good job , no menial job . No money . Even I don't have 1# on my account again.

don't know why I find this post funny

Fedrick100:
Compaq is a good laptop right Because mine na compaq

stop using older generation laptops. try and upgrade

lordinoh:
New laptop for 55- 85k ? Kwantinue

he said fairly used mid range laptops

GreatAchiever1:
Like how I bought a 1.1ghz processor laptop, the thing slow.

1.1ghz for this century??

Mefa01:
How can one tribe will be terrorising the whole country, is it because their brother is in power. If other tribes treat them the way they treat others, how would they feel?

na why I talk say any southerner that votes for Atiku is a cursed bastard

Trevor012:
Lewandowski will unleash his anger on one poor la Liga team during the weekend

EmmanuelScott1:
The lever activators

last night beating sweet my body ehn

Mfetenang:
Must be an IPOB man,only IPOB people would do anything for money.

Nonexisting1:
https://www.nairaland.com/7401346/aftermath-dna-test-first-child#117869548

If I had cautioned the one above earlier, you would've said I was being negative but here we are.

that Michelle70 is a Foolish simp.
ignore the idiot

raumdeuter:

We go dash Barcelona win tonight make dem take hold body

who be we?. Bayern is in desperate need of 3 points now to secure the group as winners.

raumdeuter:
Officiating minister

Do you Mr Yorukpa take Miss Barcelona as your dearly beloved to love and cherish, in sickness in health
To Thessaloniki to Kazakhstan, In rainy nights and on sunny afternoon

Till this season is over?

Ballzproblemm:
fair enough,but still ,inter should try and win

2-0 now

vinceyinnovation:
They want to drain every bit of the remaining stardom in him before he becomes a relic

shut up