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This is what you get when you call your country a zoo, no one likes dumb uncivilized people.

I want her body sleeping in my bed.

Ladyhippolyta88:
Op Nice one.


The thing is naija men like to live in denial Nigerian women are managing them and their stupid bagages and they think they are doing naija women a favour where as it is the other way around
The only time a foreign woman might desire a naija man is if he behaves like a sensible man around them.A naija man can not display the stupid attitudes he shows a naija lady to a foreign lady.
They know this that is why they behave like sensible men around them because if they behave any how foreign babe nor go look their side


Foreign babes nor dey look their side na them dey force their selves on these women.
Below are the kind of women black men attract they can never attract a sexy looking babe with their silly behaviours all na hogwash foreign women do not desire them

Are we that bad? make una continue to they manage us like that one day he go better.

victorazyvictor:
My wife who just came back from hospital now just informed me that the rumour is all over the hospital that 5G network has been installed in Jabi Abuja and Lagos.

The Chinese doctors are here, are we to expect the main thing as narrated by Pastor Chris?

Lol. Your wife na government personnel?

Good.

well said tacha well said.

pocohantas:
Hmmm. “Foreign women rush Naija men”

Yes white women rush 9ja men. We are the best in African.

argue with your soul.

egopersonified:
Thanks to nairaland, I downloaded Twitter, so when I see this kind of thread on nairaland, I run to Twitter to read all the insults.

Same here

Nawa ooo this forum self

This Ngozi iweala where is she from? if she's from where I'm thinking then it's no mistake, she knew what she was doing.

how come no one is shouting Igbo amaka ooo

What are they coming here to do?

Dumb mumu Nigeria government leave them there

enemyofprogress:
what happens to my English?

Thecollector11:
Please forgive my poor writing skills and the length of this story.
I'm S,I come from Western Nigeria, I'm a Yoruba guy,about 5 years ago I met a woman on Instagram through a fitness group,she always upload some good fitness techniques which was very fortunate for me cos I was a bit of a gym instructor myself so I added her up just to view her fitness posts,I didn't say hi or even text her because that wasn't really my attention, a couple of weeks later I noticed she always post a picture of a guy in army uniform and shower him with encomium, I noticed some pattern among the picture and I knew it was my naija brothers at work,she was being catfished so I texted her one day, sometimes later she replied, we talked at length,she said she's from baton rouge in Louisiana, with time I got to know about the guy,the guy told him he was deployed in Iraq,he only sent him pictures, no video calls and always request for money and gift cards,so I took it upon myself to save her,I explained the situation she was in for her and told her to do somethings which later resulted to her finding out he was a scammer.
After he broke up With the guy she stopped answering my texts,so I just figured she thinks all of us are like that over here so I didn't really think much of it.
A few months later she texted me and apologized for not replying my text ,she said she was heartbroken because she has been dating the guy for a year and already gave him some money too.
Since that day we began to talk so frequently I got to know somethings about her she was only 35 then and I was just 24 so she was 11 years older than me, she had 2 kids and she is a very beautiful woman that looks like she's in her 20s I wish I could upload her picture here but I've been advised against that.
As time goes on we began to call each other, do video call like almost everyday sometimes for hours and I got to talk to her kids too she had a 16 year old girl and a 14year old boy.
After some months she told me she has fallen in love with me,i like her like a lot too because i had gotten used to her so we started dating.
I admit at first I didn't realize our relationship could get serious because of the distance, months got into years and she even send me lots of gifts on my birthday,she even offered to send me money to celebrate my birthday ,I guess she read that things are very difficult here but I refused the money cos I believed that would reduce me to a gee guy,so I told her that I get by just fine,she was quite stunned too cos she said every guy she's met online just ask for money so I joked that it was because she was frequenting dating sites and that is the den of scammers all over the world.
In the 5th year of our relationship that was in January she just called me from no where and told me she was in Lagos with her daughter to see me,I totally thought she was joking until I saw the pictures she sent me,I was dumbfounded and restless cos I hadn't prepare for that, she lodged in an hotel and gave me the name, after some hours if preparation and pondering over thousands of ideas like what If she doesn't like how I look and shit,trust me I am a handsome guy in my level but I couldn't shake that feeling but at last I manned up and went to her,when I got to the door it felt like i walking towards a moving train I knocked and she opened the door, I was in awe cos she was even more beautiful in person, she stared at me for like 5 seconds blocking the entranceway, the moment of silent was pulsating as a million ideas run through my head in that period of time,before I could maintain a straight face she lean towards me and french kissed me for like a minute,she literary hugged me for like 5minutes none stop before Letting me go even her child was just laughing.
I got into the room greeted her kid and asked them how their trip was,I stayed with them for a couple hours before I left.
She stayed in Nigeria for 2 weeks and we got engaged, only my brother and some of my friends know about this woman, now we're engaged already preparing for marriage and we have plans of me moving to the united States or us moving to France together.
She's richer than me and she's a doctor (PhD) but I am doing good myself so money is not an issue the problem now is that my parents are very traditional and I don't see them accepting this woman especially because she has grown up kids, her daughter is 21now already finished college and working with amazon she lives alone and we're so close to the extent that she always call me her dad cos her real father died,the second born likes me too he is in college too.
I love this woman but the age difference is there which is not a problem with me but my parents are saying otherwise, my dilemma now is that should I listen to my parents or follow my Heart.
Note:I've made like a 80% decision of marrying her irrespective of what my parents say or not.
I just thought I should ask for people's opinion maybe I'll see people that understands my condition.
Please Forgive my poor writing skills and the length of this story

Bros nawa oooo, all this long Methuselah yet no picture of the lady?

olax02:
so is now you know that our Doctors are quack? Sorry to say you are a disgrace to Nigeria Masses because that is where you belong...

People who call their country shithole are not intelligent, we need intelligent people to help us fight this disease.

Moneywirer:
We have one new case

So you want all these fake 419 criminal Nigeria quack doctors to kill us all abi?
The Chinese are highly welcome, if you don't like the decision leave the country you won't be missed.

personal59:
They should head straight to the north because we are fine down south

Who are the we?

Oga speak for yourself, they are highly welcome here.

WorWorBoy:
he is.

I thought as much.

enemyofprogress:
he didn't did anything

enemy of progress , your English is it on purposes or what?

Angelfrost:
Wike did kini??! Have you been drinking??!

Oga get out of my mention I wasn't posting to you.

I thought Wike did this in Rivers State or I'm I missing something?

Is that his wife? Is she bleaching?

mysticwarrior:
you are the one sounding more like a clown here.

You are the joker here fighting the white man whose 10 times intelligent than you dick head.

Shut da fvck up

Pastor Chris

Well, at least she didn't bring it here.

Allen102:
Will you shut that your mouth

You over look xenophobia carry out by South Africans against your people. You over look Ghanaians locking Nigerians shops labelling all their criminals Nigerians, but here you are holding a grudge against the white man who has help Nigerians more than these useless Africans.

Stupidity is within you

Don't mind that clown he's just ignorant, claiming pan African while no one want to be with his kind.

Such people are deadly, they are worse than the kkk.

LabDNA:
Is it only Igbos that bear Azu? Ogoni, Igala, Kalabari also bear that name.

BTW since Pa Adio removed Mutiu's skull from his neck for rituals the other day in Ogun state, doesn't that mean your Oduduwa republic and Amoteku will never work, since you hate yourselves in yorubaland?

Lies kalabari don't bear Azu as names

They bear names like eg. Belema, Boma,Tamuno, West and so on.

Or you think I don't know?

Tbh you are irrelevant.

Bye.

LabDNA:
Dirty ewedu muslim alimajiri, what is his name then?

You can't read? Oh well, here you go.


An inspector of police identified as Stanley Azu serving under Azumini Police Division in Ukwa East LGA of Abia State has reportedly killed a petrol station staff in Obingwa LGA.

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okomile:
Zoogeria!!!!!!

hey this happen in Biafra land.

The killer is also igbo or you miss that part?