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Meeloreh:
Drink kunu at night
Chew 5-10 leaves of moringa
You'll sleep back to back

Lemme try ur prescription

There was this lady I was about dating I invited her to my place and after 2 hours she stood up I saw liquid substance or will I say stain at d exact area her bums join on her skirt don't know if u get what I mean buh it was a big turn of for me goes by saying that was d last time I invited her over can't cope with dat shit

SUPERPACK:
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Space Booker come edit ur post e don hit fp just like u thought

I came here to check the name Nd I was not dissapointed

DICKtator:
Wish there was a video of this so that I laugh some more at their accent!!!

Nd I wish I can hear urs too and Mock ur culture u senile fool



Proud Ekiti BOY

I rili hope dat oil girl haven't been molested

And above it all they ain't loyal an average Nigerian girl will dish u for the nearest richer guy............lemme say they are confused they have the mentality of just money which breaks many a homes

Most ladies r liked that your story is better than mine. Olaide made me hate dating relationship or marriage now am on my own planning to make the best of my future without any Attachment ladies are like that bro. U r not the only one just keep cool let karma take it's course d diff BTW us is Olaide came back after been disvirgined and used by the suppose better guys buh I took her back to break her heart when she won't be able to mould it back

Fabulocity:
Disclaimer: This thread is not to insult anyone, it's just based in the few observations I've made and it doesn't also apply to every Nigerian guy. So take a moment to read before you release your venom(if this write up refers to you).

1) He is broke: The average Nigerian guy is Broke! Yes. It's either he has no job or he has a ridiculously low paying job. As a result of this, when their girlfriends make demands on them, they come on Nairaland to pour their anger and frustration over their inability to meet these demands. They tag them as hungry, money loving, gold digging sluts. And one way to know the jobless ones is that they spend a lot of time online on various social websites and it leaves one wondering when they actually work. The answer simply is, they have no jobs!

2) He is most probably a fůck boy : Most Nigerian dudes are fůck boys. You just meet a guy and you've barely talked for two days and he's already asking for nudes, like, Wth?? Or he's already trying to initiate a sex chat. That's how one of my friends got introduced to a guy online by a mutual friend. They had barely talked for a week and the goat was already asking her for X-rated Skype video Calls! Hian! You see them on social media, sending PMs,sliding into DMs, inboxing on Facebook to different girls hoping to get lucky with one of them. And from a lot of stories I've heard on NL, they want nothing but sex once they meet a hot girl. They strategise and plan all sorts of ways of luring a girl in to their homes on order to have their way with her. Guys, please stop this fůck boy behaviour of yours, don't try to get into a ladies panties without first trying to get into her heart.

3) He is polygamous in nature : "All Nigerian men Cheat! " This was implied proudly by one body builder who impregnated his ex girlfriend whilst still married to his celebrity wife. I can't count the number of times I've come across that statement both online and offline. I don't know if nigerian guys should be given a pat on the back for admitting their 'weakness' and saving lots of girls from heartache and high blood pressure from wondering if their boyfriends are faithful or not as they would already know there's another chick somewhere, or if they should be shot in the head for admitting such foolishness. And it amazes me that they always admit this with a tinge of pride. Well, it's up to you. It seems the spirit of our polygamous forefathers have not left the Nigerian men as they cannot cope with having just one woman in their life. Smh

4) Thinks he is God's gift to women : He thinks you're lucky to have him as there are several other girls that would kill to be in your place , therefore you should be grateful to God almighty for making you find such rare treasure like him . He thinks he is the black adonis fallen from heaven. He thinks you are highly fortunate to have someone like him and most of this time, they ain't worth shįt Girls, please find someone who would appreciate you, not someone that would depreciate your value

5) Poor Personal hygiene: Nigerian guys Stink! I don't know if they think it's manly to walk around looking unkempt and smelling nasty but please, that's an archaic way of thinking as we're in the 21st century. Nothing turns most ladies on more than a well groomed, nice smelling man. Most nigerian dudes have terrible body odour and bad breath. Please please and please deodorant or body spray is not that expensive. For those of you who actually take your bath, you should also think of deodorising as you tend to sweat a lot and bathing will not be enough to mask unwanted odours. You don't have to use expensive perfumes to smell good, no one is asking you to be a metrosexual, just practise simple hygiene and you're good to go. And please, it's not a crime to change your boxers and socks everyday instead of repeating them and creating horrific odours

6) Would most definitely cheat on you: Do I really need to talk about This? Number 3 has explained this.

7) Super inflated ego : All men tend to be egotistical, there's nothing wrong with that but when you have a super inflated ego, there's a problem. Yes, these group of men feel that we ladies should worship the ground they walk on and if that they leave us, that would be the end of our lives. They are very proud, arrogant and they tend to look down on ladies. They would never call you first, they believe you should be the one scrambling for their attention, you dare not argue or disagree with them If not your own had finished. In fact, it remains for you to start calling them 'sir'.

A big, fat liar: How do you know when a Nigerian guy is Lying? The answer is, when his lips are moving! Even the devil is flabbergasted at the way these men lie. They lie about everything and most especially when they are cheating on you. They can also deny for Africa, even when they are caught red handed. You see some very steamy and compromising text messages he sent to another girl and they swear to you it's their sister. Ndi okwu asi

9) Take you for granted: They tend to take their women for granted. They feel the average nigerian woman is a desperate gold digger looking for a man to ensnare into marriage. They don't know that you should be loved, respected, appreciated, treated like a queen that you are.. Instead, they disrespect, violate, abuse and demean their women. It's a pity indeed.

10) Very immature : Finally, they could be so immature! I always shake my head in disgust when I see grown ass men behaving like babies. What would make a grown ass man who has gone through formal education and the four walls of a university do immature things like releasing the nudes of an ex (again, fůck boy syndrome), beat up a woman, ask his babe to return everything he got her while they were dating after they break up. Like Seriously?? Just because they might have a penis and they grow beards doesn't mean they are mature individuals. They are just kids in adult clothing.

In conclusion, I did not do this to offend anyone oh, just for you guys to get a taste of your own medicine when you open your numerous female bashing threads and rain all sorts of profanities on nigerian girls. no one is perfect, even we ladies have our own imperfections.
Note: feel free to insult the Op, get offended, spew profanities,have hypertension because of this post. You're all welcome

What a delusional bastard u are.... u wanna start forming foreign ain't u of Nigerian origin u stupid brat thunder fire u

Y z it that what the Senate shut tight for they won't if it's all about 2 wife one man they would debate it.......tz well jambite. GODS GLORY WILL SPRING UP

NuelCrown:
English 32?? Jesus... Biology 52??.. ME??... Arghhhhh.. Dibu,..., may all the embarrassment and sorrow you've caused me regarding my jamb result be returned to your generation in 100 folds

Amen

Cant stop laughing what an epic response keep it up op

Lolzzzzzz. Dz change z smfin else o

Tnx Op u just saved a live

It is well... my case is different

nikkypearl:
Wow!
From glory to glory..."that's my new name
From glory to glory..."that's where I am going....
We will all get there in Jesus name /insha Allah

Winners family

Hope am not the only one that saw this....... bae ain't that pretty she's just one lucky b***ch...2. She's so dark in the first few pictures buh magically turned light skinned in the last 3 pictures...........my opinions although quote me at urown peril

jattshaf:
Just close your eyes and open your nose and re-read what only you have been typing since even when I choose to ignore you but its like you have made it a hobby to keep talking............... I have done with you since that very moment I comment "good" but you keep balabing

In English please........

kestolove95:
Buhari 8months is far beta dan gej;s 6yrs

Sycophant

I knew it and I commented it back then......... Alex badeh was one of d best CDs and he was a bit loyal to pdp. So I don't trust what buhari or efcc says abt him love u general u still one of my role model

jattshaf:
You think you might get "likes" from your type right? for this but their failed you because their realize that there is no common sense from what you write..

You seriously need change in your life

Hv gone through ur status Hv seen how sassy stupid and disrespectful uve been with pple even owing to d fact dat u ain't yet up to a month old on nairaland. Don't worry I will train u here after me u will learn to respect others and their mind set

jattshaf:
You think you might get "likes" from your type right? for this but their failed you because their realize that there is no common sense from what you write..

You seriously need change in your life

Seriously am just rereading ur post and am getting so infuriated. Y must u quote me nd if u will I thought u we're endowed with a brain from above, Y didn't u use it? I thought u crazy pig knows abt freedom of speech and d next thing u can do z start picking on me.............. may devil make u reply me in a bad way nd I will make u know what self respect z called u stupid elongated zonked fool i don't know ur age buh if ur older Dan I am u just proved age ain't maturity I have ya time now b4 7 I pray devil use u

jattshaf:
Good

Are u a bastard. What's all dz game of thrones u r playing with me? Who d hell r u and y must u pick on me am trying to be a good guy and yet u r been so rude. We deserve some equal respect d a social network I don't know who u are and am sure u don't know me. Now assuming it's real live u stupid clown z speering dz rubbish to me nd I job u they will bring it on nairaland and you tube that army cadet.maltreats a civillian now dat u bastard z doing ur own pple won't see it............don't worry I vow to work on u

jattshaf:
Firstly. I don't expect you say you care about "likes" but deep inside your heart you do....

Secondly. You can't exchange words with me cause you don't have any to exchange....

OK

ZombieNation:
These yoruba thugs will only succeed in destroying Lagos completely

Like he'll rufia z destroying kaduna

jattshaf:
You think you might get "likes" from your type right? for this but their failed you because their realize that there is no common sense from what you write..

You seriously need change in your life

Firstly I don't care abt likes..... 2ndly y shud I exchange words with u

hedonistic:
Why is he still alive?

Violent criminality is the most repulsive form of criminality. Cannot be justified let alone tolerated. Animals like this should always be burnt alive immediately they are caught.

And d politians who steals millions dat would have bettered d live of dz pple. When caught who have u dine to dem..... d church gives dem post, guys hail dem when u see dem, etc someome who z robbing for 2500 maybe to eat or pay for handout is who u guys can beat and maybe roast alive............ I guess d guy was hungry shaa. Maybe God forgive and change him.......the police shud better release him if the likes if amechi stole Nd we're .honoured with appointment dz guy did z own Nd was honoured with beating just because it was 2500 it z well den

What all dz stories about dia family name dem go first die for accident thousand of lives loose dia lives everyday on our highways and it's not so publicized so it's dia turn now d while world most mourn with dem.............. an accident still occurred yesterday dat I saw here on nairaland wia humans turned suya. Nd dia was no publicity stunt abt it.....t z well sha. Quote me at ur own peril

I thought buhari said abacha never stole anything so wia z dz all coming from now