lascos912:
Na her toto dey hungry me

hmmm ok

[quote author=daveyjay post=101166418]Good day NLers, please I need your take on this.
I'm a student in one of Nigeria's prominent public universities.

A girl decided to vie for admission in my school via the predigree programme but she had no accommodation. Because of the relationship between my parents and hers, I offered to take her in from January till now

I offered a roof over her head.

The first night she came, she slept on the floor and I wasn't okay with that, the following night, I told her she could have the bed, I vacated my bed and relegated myself to sleeping on the floor, we can't share same bed since she's neither my babe nor sister. And this sleeping routine has continued ever since then. The floor is my new bed

I gave her my spare key, uncensored access to my kitchen and everything within my legal occupancy.
Cut long story short, last week Tuesday she woke up, had her bath, ate then stepped out briefly. Na now you act as a guy, if i were u i will do worse

Felason:
This Kanye and his weird stuffs.
Can't buy that shoe for two thousand naira .

funny. You cant buy it for 2k but has been sold $1.8million dollars

These are new ways to generate money. I will my parents for child replacement.

lkillbrokehoes:
Her dress sense is zero but she got big boobs though.

thats true, the dressing no concern me na the big breast my eye dey.

Suspect33:
The only reason I want Bayern to advance is so that I can be sure Real Madrid ain't winning sh+t, They might edge Liverpool(almost done), or even PSG, but for Bayern and Chelsea?? lai lai

might? I Bet you Liverpool will bounce back, remember wat happened with Barcelona?

EgusiShankly:
strong weed

leave weed out of it. Bayern the defending champs are out.

Lilpen3758:
I feel you brother.......trust me i do

thanks alot.

To end this discussion. Liverpool will win the Uefa champion league. Nothing more, nothing less

Liverpool is winning the Champions Leagud either u like it or not. Believe that!

PataAlhajaKeji:

Oshey!
Tupac Shakur!

wah guan

Lilpen3758:
Are you broke?

yea kind off! Too many lows in my life gat to stay high.

Yanbaba4u:

No reason their matter for now, engage yourself in a skill that can fetch you enough money, or go into entrepreneur, trust me you will see the difference.
Money get e own spirit.

am in school and i have some business ideas

Girls ard Bitches sent by Witches to steal our Riches and leave us with Stiches. Always use your head guys. F**k love am tired of trying.

mrdharkchild:
Omo!! E nor easy again o.
Na hiding of my fine face I de do now o.
E nor easy at all.
But Sha, God pass them.
Thank God for weed.

I'm sure to date a white girl Sha. Nigerian girls are too worldly n worthless. U can't even spark an intelligent conversation these days with them.

Nigerians girls are useless and little minded. I also have intentions of dating and marrying a white lady(United Kingdom to be precise).

Yanbaba4u:
Girls in my department really made a mockery of me, I invite people tire from my 200lv, non showed up, ask few out all declined, even my girlfriend then started showing attitude, until she dumped my sorry ass �
Poverty is bad, fast forward to present day, boy don freshen up, come fine like madt, all the girls that turned me down started wondering, because the way I take change ee, the thing sef shock me,
They started seeking my face, even begging for visits, but I had to ignore them and face the one who later accepted me for who I am, I am with her now, and have no intention of cheating.

mehn when i go bd likf you? Am down, i cant even walk up to a girl an say my feelings. Am tired of me.

Carchoice:
I plan to marry two wives. So I don’t have any problem.

oil dey your head

When i become president i wont eat Nigerian's money. I wont be a party to bribery and corruption.

pyyxxaro:
See as she come resemble Igwana when plait hair



Mmmsshheewww

you funny, u no just get joy.

So the above mentioned donors contributed about #95,000,000million naira just for book launch, and them go say money no dey nigeria. Yet dem go say 30k minimum wage to much. I just want listen to Pity for us by Timaya.

EmptyGarden:
Thank God say man no be God o.

we for don kpeme oo.

Numerouno94:


Swears bro, Firmino done weak. Jota is the next big tin at the moment.

imagine the 1st half was barren but immediately Diogoal Jota was introduced Goals started coming. Firmino should in the bench for time. Klopp no dey follow advice thats my problem with him.

Numerouno94:


Not really a Liverpool fan buh was very angry wen Jota was benched for Bobby.

i tire oh, make firmino dey sitdown for bench abeg

Spending123:
Mtchewww!!! she no get pom pom to press compared to her sister.

ehn? Wat do mean expansiate? 80marks

I have similas issues. I am used to looking at girls ass, even married woman as long as they have big nyash. And i love watching twerking videos and my manhood rises easily.

Biyonce:
The future is female, congratulations

you that God is a woman

Omihanifa:
Timaya way no dey use eye see big yansh

hmmmm

chigomiced:

all we need is just win the champions league

true talk bro, thank Ozan Kabak made to EPL team of the week.

chigomiced:
abeg Liverpool should just hold that 8 spot tight

we don't want Europa league

who is we? Abeg speak for yourself. Half bread is beta than none.

nitrogen:
Lol

Davido in the mud? Anyway, I stan David and Wizzy, fuvk Burna Boy, arrogant brat!

davido's a better time should have won. Na ojoro abeg

Robertgreene1:
lol...gay kill you there...my spiritual wife satisfies me sexually...u okay now?

spiritual wife ke? Pray against such, spiritual wife no gud

crazygod:
Why Klopp dey do like this? He has started again. Wetin Origi wan do now? Why subbing Jota?

i dont like it either. But made himself useful by assisting the second goal.