aanumama:
Money is really important, love alone is not enough, a relationship that lacks money will likely fail, money sure buys love, even if the other party has to pretend, love alone can't take the place of money in any relationship.
While I'm not saying all relationships should base on money, the man especially should know how to please the woman, then love will follow suit.
A lot of hypocrites will come here and say love is more important than money but I tell you money is really important.
Never heard of a case of any man or woman leaving his/ her partner because there is money flow, all excuse they will give is there is no enough love but I tell you deep down a lot leave because of money.
Money is everything! It buys you all the love you want, abi how do one explain all those beautiful women ending up with them ugly old men, only money does that.

#
U too gbaski jare, ori e wanbe...like u saw that ex-gov of kogi state and that what the hell pretty of a lady get married the other day....it was post here on nairaland...Money equal plenty love.

bustyhelen:
Money only matters to the point that you need it to survive and get the basics in life however with love you can have very little yet still be happy if you don't have love what good is it to have endless amounts of money? Answer mine?

This a very typical Naija woman answer....#but in actual fact it means the opposite#

Now see y I detest dis GEJ administration now abi...that statement is an authentic insult to foolishness..

Wow...WAYEC(PEJ voice)...so dis is hw u keeping giving pple wrong date of birth abi...there is God ooo ehn...
They make the same mistake on my own too, I was told they don't correct such as it is minor,and that if they will correct it it will take a long tym b4 it is ready again. It waz one of their official dat told me that.He then advised that I go to court and do affidavit to support my claim...and av been using it like that since 2007....All I know is that GEJ is not the one responsible for this particular problem sha.

i got d message too...but hope it is nt for financial planner sha oo

saqo:
Ilorin people, how far? Una don receive call?

Not yet ooo...Make dem no forget us for here ooo.

mazzi:
Nno, onye isi ala. The people of anambra and entire igbo land will deliver to u 99%of our votez.

Sebi both of u re d samething...Igbo+Ijaw = Igbo.

[quote author=saqo post=29833647]I applied for this job too but I have not received any call, I chose Ilorin though.
Same here too, I choose ilorin too...but no call too ooo.

They said in d mail that the next info will help them know people's expectation of them....I don't get at all ooooo,...abi na kobo kobo dem wan pay ni?

[quote author=Ezemarcel post=29425073]Agility studies

Wot do they do there

Two nigerian languages
Datz gobe ooo

Lumyboi:
Changing name is rili annoyin to me. Sm silly pple jst write a dot as dia name n expect u to reply dem

Very funny...My crazy friend does dis a lot...very confusing sha.

Insourcing is at Elephant house @ Apongbo lagos Island.

[quote author=sukkot post=29284232][b]walahi talahi ndigbo come to my hometown of kano to demand new yam festival allocation, walahi talahi i will add him to my collection of suya meat to sell for the weekend. walahi talahi ndigbo suya will be sold in the market for pipty naira


Chai!!!...bro u wicked ooo LMFAO.
So sad for them.
Ibos deceiving themselves since the days of the Israelites( 15 B.C)

[quote author=oduastates post=29259639]Haha.
The handshake has surely reach the elbow
Those who are still doubting the reasons why they have to vote, need to read this.
time is coming soon when everybody would start voting in their region.
Since You do your census in your state of origin, you vote in your state of origin.
As that egbe omo odua fella said in the 50's when azikwe started his intransigent behaviour, in the western region.

The hausa (gambari),we knew
The Ijaws ( ijo) we knew
The nupe,we knew
The urbobo( isobo), we knew
The isoko, we knew
The ebirra, we knew
The igalla, we knew
The igbo,We did not.
For those who do not know what azikwe did, imagine that man came to lagos, saw how beautiful, developed, commercial and progressive lagos was as it had been for over 100 years prior.he went to the briitish to pressure them not to include lagos as part of the western region.
Alas,he had seen free land to colonise.

Seriously speaking, our politics, social values are incompatible.
Do these people know that they are indirectly declaring war?
Are people so rudderless as to lack any form of reasonable leadership?
Those who are reasonable had better advised these JJC villagers who are power tripping.

Hear this and read my lips
igbo will never be recognised anywhere in yorubaland.
Either integrate and forget where you come from, or ship out.
Just imagine.
There are yorubas in kano,
There are yorubas in Port Harcourt
There yorubas in akwa ibom
There millions of yorubas or people of yoruba descent in
Ivory Coast, Togo,Ghana etc.
They go about their businesses lawfully and have integrated in such a way that you would not even know that they were yorubas. Same goes for the binis and other groups.
In short, they blend in and do not constitute a nuisance.
Those who do not want to learn the language should buy a newspaper.
Integrate like others have in the past or get out.
This is the same thing you are told, whether in America, UK, Canada etc.


Don't mind them
This shows that this people sure lacks priorities...their darling eastern states like Abia, Ebonyi and co are there with their clueless governors and that is of no concern to them, they are here fighting for control of what is not and can neva be theirs. Worse still they can never allow such in there place...I understand them sha, witches and wizards are them too much there.
Now obvious why u are finding leading the nation a difficult task...
There are many Yorubas in Kaduna,Kaduna,Dutse(there is a Yoruba community there full of yoruba pple) and other places even your eastern part..did u hear their shout for control?..NEVER!! For they know it is not their and they re contented with that as far as their host communities does not disturb their peace...Integrate and let all live !!!
This was how the Gambaris started with the yoruba city of Ilorin, we all know the story of that place today.

[quote author=tobtap post=29245813]he is going to learn how live as a retired ex-president come feb. 2015

Chai!!!...U bad ooo bro.

Raiders:
90% of corp members posted to Abuja influence or pay money to be posted to Abuja. I don't see any reason why someone would want to serve in a place like Abuja and Lagos without having plans for his accommodation and PPA. The problem with Abuja is their the number of Corpers posted there are more than the available PPA so the ones without connection get rejected. There are many states in Nigeria in need of corpers with decent accommodations and low cost of living but most corpers would rather want go serve in Abuja and lagos. I served in Enugu and it was a really nice experience for me. Most of us in Enugu got good accommodation and PPA and rejection rate was very low. Prospective corpers should stop influencing their posting to lagos and abuja without having good plans for PPA and accommodation.

True talk bro...It has really Got to stop. I had my service in Jigawa State, and I must tell u it was really worth it...yet we get paid around 3rd or 4th of every month and there is also the state allawee of #5000 too. We relate well with the locals there and learn abt a different culture entirely...people should stop influencing their post xcept in the obvious cases.this is because in actual fact it does not really determines where u'll end up in life...
Try and have an open mind and don't restrict yourself so as not to be a victim of the danger of the single story...

“Nigerian women should no longer go back to the
kitchen. It is not our portion to go back to the
kitchen....PEJ

Oya over to the Nigerian men to move to the kitchen as it is their portion...lol.

[quote author=F22RAPTOR post=29181367]
I had conditions in my comment, observe that. also I am assuming that the lady in question is not the choosy type. her case unlike the case of the majority of ladies out there is unique... she no dey even see toasters self talk less of getting a proposal. hence my final conclusion..

She should sha be prayerful...cos I believe some would av come while she waz much much younger, but she just close or bone dem back den probably waiting for ** ***** ...aside from been prayerful, she needs to check her attitude too...*My one Kobo*

OP pls I nid a sample of it too ooo...please help me send it to adeyemiajibade234@gmail.com...thankz.

Are they still collecting CV??...

Lennylinconlee:
Is it only those who fail the test that got the message all everbody.
Is there any1 who score above 80 and stil get the message And how do u pple see ur batch time......

I scored above 80 percent and didn't get this new mail.

Shemmyglo:
I was also at one of their branch here in kwara state and was told that they wr not aware

Where in kwara?...I waz able to submit it here in Ilorin.

MrMash:
Just discovered you have to claim to b what you ain't to pass the test.
Answering truthfully won't get u an above average mark.

No mind them jare...

Well hw real is dis info...anyway a trial won't kill nw..Where my CV ooo

Well hw real is dis info...anyway a trial won't kill nw..Where my CV ooooo

After wasting 2 good and quality hours in cafe 2dy ehn...finally waz able 2 do d test and had 84 percent.
Sterling Bank pls ehn don't try dis kind joke again o.

They certainly won't give up....#GNLD#

Goodluck is working, haters are hating. Goodluck
carry on broda, we dey ur back.
2015 election already in the bag

If I hear ooo
GEJ ko KEG ni
Mr Lamido pls keep up d good work. U have been a shinning star for Jigawa state and I can testify to your good work in that state . People don't know about Jigawa state but I sure like that state and relli enjoy my service year there.

The bad state of this road has often lead to Robbers on this route from Oloru-Moro-Jebba and den to mokwa...and if u add that serikipawa Road in Niger state, u'll probably regret being a nigerian...This is y pple like us re angry with JEG that despite is cluelessness, Him and Him pple are there filling us with falsehood on a daily bases.