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If its not panadol,it cant be like panadol
I guess the natural defeated the Artificial

I wanted to say God go with him,but it hits him he doesnt believe in God ,so go in the name of whatever you believed in,peace

greenhulk:
Yea, apparently YouTube addressed the issue. The funny thing is a lot of people will go and view this video after the hack just to confirm if it's been truly deleted. Expect it to hit 6b views in a couple of days.

Not Possible sir,do you know the years and various circumstances that led to those youtube views? None of the videos hacked will ever get the number of previos views ever again,at least not in a decade time.
Just like saying P-square with the highest view for Personally in Nigeria,can garner more than 80millions views if the previos views were deleted,never

I Suspect Chinese or Russians,their hackers are out of this world.American hackers aint good enough for this

He was out to get what to eat,but met what ate him
Longkiss Goodnight

The Phone was recovered but the lady wasnt caught, how did she send the phone back to him

IkpuNnegiEwu44:
Stopped eating after I saw a dirty Hausa lady rolling the long type kulikuli on her lap while covered on groundnut oil

Liar,yes people do say it happens but stop lying you saw any one do it.

decatalyst:
She just won a guaranteed spot in the prison.



Next news please.

How could you tell? i dont see nothing

Bede2u:
This is the most important part of the write up. Unfortunately, middle class and poor Nigerians are incredibly dirty

Character and lack of home training is something you cant hide.You have just displayed your parents failure in giving you proper upbringing by coming here to call Middle and lower class Nigerians dirty Just because thats your experience at home or those you mingled with doesnt mean its like that for other hundred of million of Nigerians
Senseless idiot

As a student who wants to study law,your most important subjects are English, Government and CRS/IRS,she did so poorly in Government,didnt seat for Crs,yet she was able to gain admission and study law
There would have been better candidates with better results the year she was admitted,but man know man gave her upper hand. What a country

Hibiscuss:
IPhone users be like...

iPhone users
How many Nigerians have ever owned a brand new iPhone? Most of these iPhone users should thank Nigerians in UK who snatch it over there and send it Computer village lol
What I'm saying is, probably 1 out of 20 iPhone users bought it new, whereas 15 out of 20 tecno users bought it new. Most of y'all iPhone users owe your "hard earned phone inspired self esteem " to phone thieves in UK

A guy told me his landlord doesn't allow any tenant use Air conditioner,I was like wtf

PotatoSalad:
You're a big fat fool. Picture below is the 1kg pack that's sold for 1,350.
That your mollusk infected brain eats 1kg for 5 months cos you can't dip your stingy hands in your wallet to buy another one doesn't mean others are like you. You disgust me man. If poverty have affected your level of reasoning, you need rehab asap.
Damn, you just disgust me. Change your ways blob.

Listen stupid,you are suffering from inferiority complex,that's why you had to come to a public forum to tell us you consume 1kg of golden morn per day, bloody liar
You had to Google to get a picture of golden morn What a slowpoke the 1kg packs you have been consuming every day,why can't you just take a picture of them and upload,even if it's empty pack, but no,your low self esteemized personality had to Google to upload a picture,chai you are a shame to adulthood.
What kind of a man brags about eating children's food How much is it for Christ sake? Is it even up to the cost of a take away at standard eatries?
Don't beat yourself up for it though,I feel your pain,one day I hope,you will know what it means to wake up without worrying about where to get your next meal

Hope the womb is intact? Just trying to picture her pregnant,how will the shape of her belly be?

Those who fell for it the first time(2016) saw an opportunity to make it big(30% plus referral) in a short time,it's greed but at least understandable due to the recession biting hard then.
When it crashed,I believed everyone should have learnt their lessons but no,it came back 2017 Jan and some continued,it then crashed again.
It came back and some still continued,then it crashed again and again.
To hear that MMM is still operative in Nigeria in 2018 is a big shocker cos I don't even hear about it again offline or online.
R.I.P Sergey
R.I.P MMM
Nothing last forever
At the beginning of the year,a Nigerian Prophet actually predicted that MMM will come back big again this year. I wonder if his "God" lied or he didn't hear him well,fake ass mofos...

Masama:
No be this guy sing "it's a miracle" Church people ehn!! Wetin God go judge on the last day plenty o. Even church record label dey scam artistes?

I have that album,he's a genuis,he writes his songs, plays instruments.
Absolutely good,
It's a miracle,
I need you
Bless me etc great songs may God restore his lost. Only God can judge,I feel so sad Even those artists who sing crap and immoral songs still show their dollars,cars and houses online. But a child of God is cheated,sad.

PotatoSalad:
That their Golden Morn that's addictive. The 1KG pack doesn't even last a day for me. Pray for me please

Guy,you are mistaking N100/satchet for 1kg. Do you even know what kg is
Empty barrels make the loudest noise,I won't be surprised if you haven't tasted it since your primary school days,get out of here men

QueenSuccubus:
Even in HIPHOP community ... A lot of rappers are gays hiding in a closet sha ..


But wetin concern me?

Actually most of them are bisexual,like almost all of American rappers have been caught or seen or accepted to have feelings for men. But you'll hardly see one who is outright gay,that is,into men only.
They mostly bisexual, having a family but still engaging in gay sex.
Eg Lil Wayne,Birdman,Diddy,Nelly,so on and so on.

Why is it that every laptop being sold on Nairaland is called UK used. A laptop that has suffered in the hands of it's naija owner like kilode
Fairly used laptops are expensive on Nairaland because those selling are selling on behalf of another guy who is selling on behalf of another guy and so on..
But what can I say, hustling things

Maestro21:
You can raise one without pushing the other down. There are many countries around the world that hear Sinach and like her without Pastor instructing them to patronise her. You do realise Benny Hinn met her on his own and felt the anointing so strong on him that he asked to meet her Pastor.

Do not be divisive and do not buy the lies of scoffers.

You are right.

no2churchianity:
Before I begin, let me first say that at one point in my life, Pastor Chris' messages were what kept me going. I was low emotionally, psychologically and spiritually when I came across his tapes. I would by his tapes and spend time listening and being encouraged.
Yet right from that early time, I had no intentions of ever being a CE member. No matter how I felt blessed by the messages, I could not numb my conscience to the immodesty and worldliness I saw in the members. As time went on, I met other bible teachers who matched the message of grace with the fear of the Lord (holy living), so I became less interested in 'Pastor'. His teaching on marriage, masturbation, etc. also became cause for concern. His classic response to his wife's filing for divorce estranged me greatly from this once-revered MOG. I still believe he is a MOG.
So one day I was in a situation where I had no video or something to entertain me. I was in a situation where there was no one to talk to. Then along came this CE member on "evangelism." I gave him the opportunity, we talked and I bought some video messages and also some Frank Edwards music clips from him. And then began his aggressive attempt to get me join CE.
I am not quick to tell people off. I just thought that my simple refusal would be enough, but I was yet to encounter the aggressiveness of this evangelsit. This guy asked me if I have any dreams about music. I said yes. He then made me understand how t I could become the next Sinach or Frank. Now I love these two. I actually "adore" Sinach's music.
The "evangelist" told me that I would never succeed in the church I attend. That I needed the CE platform to be exposed to the world. Unknown to him, I had already written down what I think my music ministry should look like and there was no resemblance of it to CE.
His visits continued. I would not give all the details. Permit me raise the points of concern. My reason for doing this is to enlighten CE members to their obvious ignorance, and to warn others about the aggressiveness of CE with their message.

1. arrogance.

I was already born-again for thirteen years, and Spirit-filled; hearing and following God's will for my life. This guy was just about two or three years born again. Now I admit that length of time is not synonymous with maturity but that was not the case with me. Yet this guy acted as if I knew nothing about the Bible. He wanted to organize foundation classes for me. He should have asked or evaluated where I stood. He didn’t. He simply concluded that since I was in an inferior church, I needed to be taught the basics of Christianity.

2. Pastor.

We could talk for hours. His talk was usually: pastor always tells us…Pastor said this…Pastor is going up, pastor is going down…Pastor is this…o pastor…o our ministry…
I took offense one day and told him that we should discuss bible; that I find his extravagant praise for Pastor and ministry offensive. He would talk of pastor as if pastor was my pastor too! When I cautioned him, he didn’t heed. I guess it was engrained in him; he didn’t know how to talk without quoting pastor.

3. Perspective on success

This guy told me emphatically that success out of CE is not success; he implied that if i went ahead with my dream without being in CE I was out of the will of God, and though I may succeed in the eyes of the world, it won't be considered success in the eyes of God. Imagine! He actually came one time when I was playing Elijah Oyelade's Glorious God. He peeped into the screen and just sat back quietly. Imagine what was his thoughts were. Had it been Frank or Joe or Sinach! I would have heard a sermon.

4. Playing the role of God.

At that time, technically I was not working a job. God had told me to quit my job and take a different career path. So I was going the direction I believed God told me to go. But what I was doing was not yet yielding money. When this guy would bring pastor's books and tapes, and I would not buy because I didn’t have money, he became offended. He told me to go look for a job; that I was wrong to quit my job. It is not much about what he said; it's the way he said it. By this time, my encounter with him was about 3 months or so old. When he first saw me and was luring me to become a member, I was usually addressed as "saint X." By this time since he knew I was not going to grant him the joy of boasting about an aspiring musical soul "won" for the church, he let down his niceness and became almost "vicious." He told me things allegedly by the Spirit of God, but they were all lies. I debunked his lies.
I also decided to end the nonsense that day. I told him I have zero intentions of being in CE and that I don't want to ever set my eyes on him. He left and never came back… for some months. Then he tried coming back again, but the door had been bolted.
But I was boiling 'cause of how and what he had said. I needed to talk or I'd explode. So I turned to Facebook. Without mentioning names, I simply talked about someone harassing me to join their church and come under the spiritual authority of their MOG. I then talked about men of God worship syndrome. As the comments came in, my junior brother, I mean my immediate follower as we say it in the mother tongue, commented on how one guy is harassing him to make their MOG, his own MOG. I sent my brother a private message and asked "is he a CE member," his reply was "yes". As we chatted, my brother told me the harassment was unbearable. It started when he attended their services and gave a heavy offering. (How did they know he gave that amount?). He regretted attending the service, not because of the money he gave but because of the club-like environment he found there.

Now to CE members

Each time people raise such issues, CE members come out and defend themselves. One of their most common defenses is that the ministry continues despite the "attacks". When Pastor Anita left, she was castigated, and they said the ministry is still growing without her. Thus CE members equate population and money to success. They think their population and prosperity make their actions right. But success with God is different from success with man. God shall test every man's work with fire. It is not the amount of work, but the quality of work that matters.
CE members also defend their worldly dressing by saying the bible doesn’t say anything about this or that mode of dressing. The bible uses modesty and decency, which are broad terms that would tell any God-fearing believer that there should be a difference between a Christian's dressing and that of an unbeliever. The bible doesn’t have to literally mention the words: trousers with holes, breast-exposing stripe-less gowns and blouses, skimpy skirts, trousers that carve out your buttocks and cause men to lust etc.

Note to all

Before you attend a church where the founder is also the owner, think twice. Pray and be sure God is leading you there. Manipulation, brainwashing and spiritual abuse are usually rampant in such environment. And funniest thing, the members don't usually acknowledge it.

Well I actually read some or most of your post,I already got your message,want I will say is if we want to judge churches by one member,then we will all hate each other cos as family,neighbours,co workers etc we offend one another, should I now hate Rccg,deeper life,cac,ccc, Catholic,etc because one of their members offended me?
As for music,Ada is the new hot. Nobody I say, Nobody sings good music like this girl for now. Sinach is great but she is always pushed down members throat. I remember Pastor Chris after a message,with millions of viewers,asked the members to go buy Sinach latest album.
This album Future now by Ada has 16 tracks,with like 14 classic that will hold it's own using any musical standard. Who releases 16 tracks nowadays,this girl is the best.

congorasta:
since out of your stupidity to get likes, u insulted my fam.

b4 the end of August, u will find my profile and apologize....

Did you ask the elders at home about the horror of war as I told you?
So expect a civil war in Nigeria where many will die including children,but don't want your own family to die,is it fair?

While Ekiti with all its green vegetation and almost all year round rain i experienced during NYSC still generates N1Billion.All the youths are so lazy,they miss school a lot and ride okada,only the middle age and old people farm

hannysur8:
so many people have scored more spectacular bicycle kick the hype is not like this, we saw Ashley Banes of Bunley did this at the weekend now, Wayne Rooney scored against Man city some years back this hype is not like this....... Is this CR7 best goal of his carrier? if no then let's forget it

y U Mad
If i dont know better i would think you're depressed over another man's success

congorasta:
he is good

I had a dream last night,... there was another civil war in Nigeria..
this is the 3rd time this year

I believe you,but that Nigeria you saw isnt Nigeria as a country,it represents your family. It means you guys will fight and kill each other,males,females,young and old.No need to pray,you cant stop it idiot.
Next time keep your doomsday prediction of death of Innocent Nigerians to your stupid hut you call house. You can ask the elders in your family how the last civil war ends,before you start dreaming rubbish dream idiot

Are you still asking Of course something is wrong with it.what do you think

WotzupNG:
FREEZER won't react cos NEPA doesn't supply his neighborhood electricity during this kind of period

No,don't be stereotype in your criticism. Could it be that this is happening because of freeze criticism? This hasn't happened before in RCCG.
Recently there have been a philanthropical Awakening within Nigerian churches,which is good. This is what some people are clamoring for,why keep amassing wealth unnecessary while a large proportion of Christians lack.?
Good one Rccg, may God keep blessing you.

Skepticus:


You are obviously the man mentioned in the post.

With my post UTME, I'll still fv.ck your girlfriend and wife silly.

Weakling of a man!

It will take you at least 2 decades to get to where I am,even if you used all your family members for ritual,true talk boy.
Now go cry to Mummy, slowpoke

GloriaNinja:
CRIMINALS USUALLY LOOK EVIL AS HELL AND UGLY TOO, SEE HOW UGLY AND TATTERED HE LOOKS.

I am currently reading a book " Ashes to Ashes" by Tami Hoag. It's about a serial killer (nicknamed cremator because he burns his victims).
A Press conference was held because of him,he actually came and sat down there like a participant, listening to what and who is taking about him. This is what the writer as to say
" People expect evil to have an ugly face,...evil can be handsome.Evil is ugly but the ugliness is internal,a black, cancerous rot that consumes conscience and moral fiber and the controls that define civilized behavior,and leave an animal hiding behind the normal facade"

Skepticus:


Sore loser, just accept the sad fact that your wife just got snatched by a handsome demon with probably, a good dick too.

Man up, and address the issues that made the slut, you call a wife, to be dicked hard by that Adonis instead of calling your fellow man out whose only offernce is that, he has a good game than you have.

You are a kid. Keep shut let mature minds comment. Good luck on your up coming post utme by the way.

What have they been doing with their loot,saving it to buy Mabach I doubt any of them has had his bath for two months

sunsplash99:
you me Buhari has WAEC certificate?

You me
Olodo,next time don't use WAEC and certificate together they meant the same thing. WASSCE is the Exam while WAEC is the certificate acquired.