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KingsleyCEO:
IPhone 12

If you're pained come and beat me I'm waiting.


Meanwhile Bubu is gone.
This 2019 is almost taking forever to come....

I have ironed my PVC shall.

All this trouble just to vote in another Fulani man?

Deltayankeeboi:
from your posts, one can easily make out that you are a very UNINTELLIGENT TEENAGER, one who probably resides in a very remote rural village with no geographical location on the map of nigeria and was opportuned to have access to a java phone with a moderate or rather slow internet access. your posts makes no sense and are always very unintelligent and 100% childish. instead of you wasting your already demented and condemned life here. why don't you go help your mother in the farm because with your mentality like this, i guess that was where you were born and hopefully you would live, die and decompose in the farm too. nairaland is not the place for you to channel out the frustration of the squalor kind of life you and your people are living. channel your frustration into a real time hustle so you can build yourself up mentally, financially and educationally the way the society would look at and admire you. stu.pid kid

Reverse Psychology somebody?
Could you be describing your life experience above,but putting it on someone else? Hmm
Just saying besides stop being hypocritical,all comments above are vile and disrespectful,some portrayed and supported your bias and bigotry,this one didn't so you quoted him. Live this long boring story of your life,we don't want to hear it.

Aspiregreat:
What's your method of unzipping files, since it doesn't work till its in the srt format .

On phone I have Es xplorer,go to your download location, select the subtitle file, from pop up, choose extract file here, that's all.
To use it on Mx player, go to >subtitle> open> select from location you extracted to.
Far easier than you know.
For PC, use WinRAR

armadeo:
I knew it would be crappy. So I didn't bother to download.


Seen prodigy it was fair but the film went quiet at the end. 7.5/10 for the kid who acted in the movie. She was superb.


When we first met, a Netflix movie. Nice comedy in the lines of dog day afternoon. Good laughs. 7/10.

The copy of outsider I have doesn't ha e subtitles so I've not watched it yet.

Later today dear dictator.



P.s just finished Jonathan strange and Mr Norrel. A British serial. 7 episodes. It was an interesting watch.


Looking forward to copies of Pacific rim2 and tomb raider whenever that will be.

After downloading movies I download their subtitles,so that I can hear every single word spoken.
Next time you need subtitles,go to yifysubtitles.com or just Google,I'm sure the first site on the search will likely be yifysubtitles.com.
19/20 subtitle accuracy. Best so far for me.

@iamkayned
I can't believe I read everything,wow
When I start reading post like this,I get to a point where I skip and skip and then stop,but your words kept me glued to the end. Still can't believe it.
Nice words,you are learned no doubt it's not about grammar,you didn't come to defend a man,a doctrine or denomination. This is really unbiased and educative.

Teetopz:
Talented! Tomisin Ogunnubi is a 12-year-old student of Vivian Fowler Memorial College for Girls in Lagos, Nigeria. She has just built a locator to help kids find their way home. The App is on google play store named 'My locator '

Find their way home from where exactly? From the same school they have been finding their way home from all these while without the App?
It's for kids right?, It's an Android app right? So kids will not only go to school with a smart phone,they will also have data to navigate right?
Wow, coming from someone who was once in the academic setting,this is nothing but confusion, imagine all kids in a class or school with a smart phone in their hands,with data and an app that that lead them home.
I wonder how much they will grab in class,? Even without all these distractions i know how little they grab.
Maybe you should leave kids out of it and make it for teenagers and young adults instead.
Also save us the 12years old lies please,it's unnecessary.

julioralph:
Is that all

Na Governor/Minister suppose commission this thing na... I hope all those NURTW touts wouldn't damage it soon

Bill Gates came here and told the truth, instead of them to listen to good advice, they were grumbling up and down.

Oga Presido stay in Abuja, we no wan see you for Lagos!

I think you should keep your opinion to when he decides to come to Aba or Enugu. For now shut the Bleep up and let the sons of the soil say if they want him in Lagos or not. Which is definitely in the Affirmative.

three:
Okay,

Can anyone please direct me to the Tender Advert by the Lagos State Public Procurement Agency in respect of this project as required (advertisement in daily newspapers) by the procurement law?

Can anyone direct me to the evaluation of the tender documents?

Does anyone know HOW MUCH this facility cost Lagos State Tax Payers?

But Buhari is coming to commission it and legitimise the fraud ba?

Why is that not surprising! Maybe he has seen the procurement documents....

Fraud = fraud


http://www.lagosppa.gov.ng/ppa-law/governing-rules-public-procurement

Can't you people just appreciate something good for once,even if it's done by a man from the Party or tribe you hate
I am sure the only thing of value is that stupid lame phone in your hand,with Airtel free basic mode or something
Why then will you appreciate good things,idiot stop transferring your aggression,hunger and frustration to Ambode,he is not your father. He is not responsible for your dejectable pathetic useless life.

Rumours have it that he consults an Oracle in his shrine before signing an artist. I guess the Oracle has seen that the Terri guy will blow.

I see a man carrying a child
I see a woman
And I see a lot of pained a**holes up there.
Like your hatred will take a single hair from his head.

soulglo:
Alimony is even more important in Nigeria than here where women have a better chance of reinventing themselves after a divorce. Women in Nigeria give up a heck of a lot if a man decides to just get up and walk away. This goes hand in hand with child support. If people knew that they would pay child support for a child until the age of majority they would think twice about keeping multiple wives and mistresses and having children like rabbits

This is one reason while DMX is broke, during his fortune lading days,he was on top of the world,he had several baby mamas,about 13 kids or so. When his career swindled,he was giving more than he was making, which eventually made him bankrupt.
Though he has drug issues too.
As rich as Jay Z or Diddy are,if they start paying child support to 13kids monthly,I am sure they will feel it.

Some of us have Angels
Some of us have demons

He should be in heaven now rejoicing,but I won't be surprised if he's not. Judgement day will be full of surprises.
Dear God, remember this face,save me a place in the heavenly mansion.

DaJulee:
Modified

In another News
Minister of Information, and chieftain of the All Progressive Congress APC, Lia Mohammed has stated that BillGates was sponsored by the People's Democratic Party PDP to cast aspersions on the administration of President Mohammed Buhari.

One day APC will say that PDP have bribed God to FRUSTRATE their Administration.

I'm sure you duck this guy in your dreams. Can't even keep him off your mind to comment on the topic,you still had to bring him in

anibirelawal:
What is the name of the movie?

Horrible Bosses 2

jerflakes:
There's a movie I watched

They said "the American dream is made in China "

Horrible Bosses 2?

LharryVee:
Good day Nairalanders...
Yesterday (Wednesday 21st of march), twitter recorded over 20,000 tweets with the hashtag #deletefacebook ....
This is a campaign started earlier this month to beseech all bookers to quit the social media because of its constant leaked chats which serve as massive income for the MARK ZUCKERBERG owned company...
Funny enough, Nigeria being the highest user of the social media for business, internet fraud, ads e.t.c do not even make any attempt to join in the campaign for one particular reason: BIG BROTHER NAIJA (DOUBLE WAHALA)...
Don't get me wrong, am a big fan of these show but please don't let us forget other important issues because of these interesting show... Lets storm twitter and let the world know that we are relevant too... Join the #deletefacebook today... Our chats must be private

You guys are through with #closegtbaccount right,now it's Facebook. Do you know how many Nigerians are making a living from Facebook?. There was a data breach,SFW Shit happens,now you are here clamoring for people to delete their Facebook account,isn't that too harsh?
A young man's dream to be destroyed just like that don't forget Facebook existed before all other,now that you people have alternative,you want Facebook out.
Every other social media was created as a result of the success of Facebook,for Money,but Mark created facebook originally to stay in touch with Harvard colleagues.
I opened my Facebook account more than a decade ago,I deleted it few years ago for personal reasons,I will never stand against another man's dream. Stop being a slowpoke,stop being a western world zombie,stop being a copy cat,leave Facebook alone.

OpanachiOzohve:
One day the hunter will become the hunted. The enemies of Nigeria like Festus will be stoned on the street. They will not be able to show thier faces on the street, thier generation will be wiped out and thier names will be a curse that will only be mentioned in whispers.
The faceless ones on forums like this will also meet thier waterloo.

You have just described your destiny and that of your vagabond bunch you call family. Pained nonentity,we know Keyamo, he's successful and happy at good thing,but we don't know you or any of your vagabond idiots who wail at a goodnews such as the release of innocent kidnapped teenagers.
Most of you have lost your humanity because of politics and election defeat hangover. Get out of here,slowpoke

Does he even have the necessary academical qualification? Or has he gone to acquire one after his football career?

MicheyJ1:
When all these artistes were young,hungry and desperate to blow they signed any document put at their front. Now they are chopping life they want to bite the hands that fed them

Imagine him calling his former record label kids

brunofarad:
All these tales ain't true


You can't compare life abroad to Nigeria
For example, something as little as steady and free internet in America or Europe is enough to change your life for good if you know how to harness the opportunity internet offers.


When they said there is money in the streets of America, they actually meant it.

But it comes as opportunities which you have to harness.

See your mouth like free internet, America is a capitalists economy, every thing is privatized except for those that has to do with security. So owners of broadband internet will share it free right? Who will bear the cost?
Internet is far more expensive in America and Europe than in Nigeria. The only difference is they enjoy unlimited broadband access and high data speed.

Prof you Know all these cos
Sir what if he isn't really having money problem per say,what if he's gradually backing off the relationship

Looks successful,and happy.
Longkiss goodnight

For now I can't enter a self driving car,when many people have tested it and they still live,I may now try

I guess he got the job through " man know man"
No matter your skill and qualifications, never stop developing yourself. You can know more and be better at your job.

These ones are fresh,my guess is they didn't follow the desert route. Probably went their with genuine papers that later expired,then decided to stay back.

EgbechoFaith:
had a dream I was king, I wake up still king

Yes king of billboard,thanks to white American girls.
King of billboard : Yes
King of the street: hell NO
King of Lyricists: hell no,won't even make the list. His words are elementary and too simple. No wonder most whites could relate.
Eminem is a great rapper any day any time,a legend no doubt.
But he will never make a classic like Life after death, Illmatic, It was written, even if he was possessed by the gods.

ades0la:
Lol

My favourite rap artiste.

Actually, every single rapper is someone's favorite rapper. Eminem is a great rapper but he knows his seniors when he sees them.

It's your browser,delete and reinstall it. It used to happen to me when using laptop(Mozilla fox browser) long time ago.

Pope22:
Whenever I see a picture I like and wish to save or download it, it will not go. Please who knows how I can do that?

I guess you are using opera mini. Download Uc browser for Android,it's the best when it comes to pictures.
It can even safe all the pictures on a page at once, instead of selecting it one by one.
Also once you have loaded a page,you don't need data to save the pictures on that page again. Opera and chrome will still use your data to download picture after loading a page. I have tried all these things I wrote severally.

My condolences to you and every member of your family. So sad to RIP him

Gebbson007:
Muhammad Ali DD that to Joe by calling him "uncle Tom" ...

Pardon
I dont quite get you,but if i guess,you are wrong. The word uncle Tom,used to refer to America or its government have been in existence before Muhammad Ali