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iykedare:
The past can't just be the past like that. She is a h0e. Who told you he was interested in being her groom? I'm sure if some of you are asked why you sleep with dozens of guys before you get married, your answer will be that they weren't good enough to be the groom(s).
You girls are pathetic. Why do people still waste their hard earned money sending you lots to school?

You lots are better off in a twerking school or a bj school since that is what y'all do so well.

Haaaaaa this is too much now haba

I know Michael bleached his skin, did he bleached his sperm too This is a white kid men,like pure Caucasian nothing negro

If guilders outrageous bonuses are not regulated,even if MMM comes back in January, its just a matter of time before what happened this December happens again.
People are Providing help,someone keeps getting help daily without PH,just because he is a guilder.
Its either they reduce guilders bonuses or scrab it totally. Let us get bonus from our direct down lines only. Besides most guilders are more than useless,they off their phones,ignore calls and when they pick,and you complain about their down lines who is to pay or confirm you,they will say " what do you want me to do" " stop disturbing me" etc.
They want the bonuses, but don't want to be disturbed,if you don't want to be disturbed then don't be a guilder. You want to eat your cake and have it. Most guilders are opportunists and fraudulent.

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Guilders outrageous bonuses is causing imbalances in the system. It is either the bonuses are reduced or scrabed completely. Let there be bonuses for only direct down lines. Or else even if MMM comes back,what happened this December will still repeat itself.
This mavro freezing really messed up my plan this December, thank God I had plan B. I have added Lg home theater and 32" led TV to my cart on Jumia,just waiting for December 27th to order,with my MMM payout of course ,but now I have to wait till January to GH,All izz well

But lately you opened a thread where you stated you have been straight for some months,can't remember. Some congratulated you then,some doubted your claim. Sorry to say,you disappointed those who believed you then. But its still all good, better late than never.
Though I doubt the efficacy of Nigerian Rehab centers. I wish you and your team well,come out strong,clean and better.

Rude reply. Your reply doesn't correlate with the text,assuming it was a scam msg,you would have been justified.
Funny indeed,I'm laughing so much right now

You Live You go,its a circle,nobody will escape it. My condolences

What ,does he know anything about Islamic banking principles, which are are quite different from that of Commercial or mainstream banking
Please don't enter a No way out crip oh,if you don't understand its true motive and full principle,kindly back out,to avoid stories that touch

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They wouldn't do that,why? They know the legal implication. Besides what do they stand to gain from that. I believe they are educated people at Sahara,unlike this your source that nobody knows until today which might be run by one depressed Post traumatized blogger

seanviktor:
Recall that the money doubling scheme surprised its participants by freezing the accounts of its member account till January 2017.
A twitter user, @dejiLEYE, had tweeted: “ Suicide rate set to rise in Lagos, @lasemasocial kindly station officers @ major bridges across the city, MMM DON CRASH!”.
And in response, the LASEMA answered with a tweet, gave the exact advice: “Please dial 112 if you see any in your area #LagosCares”.
http://www.vickybaze..com.ng/2016/12/sucide-rate-to-increase-in-nigera-as.html

Really? Who or what will kill them? Kindly come here later to tell us when one of your family members commit the suicide rubbish

Who is this one again Na now you just know?
I guess you were out of free 10mb all this while ,well thank God you have received another one

In the rock's voice....SAY WHAAAT

Brilliant and encouraging comments so far,wow I wish Nairaland is always as inspirational as this,but...

Was it parked in the church premises or just around the church?
Where there no ushers around that noticed any fowl play?
Where there signs of forced entry,was there anything broken?
What step have you taken so far before coming to Nairaland?
Could it be that,your car has been a target before now,maybe the thief has noticed some security flaws or carelessness on your part,which aid them in stealing the car. I mean,I don't see the thief putting up much fight before gaining access to the car,otherwise he would have been noticed.
Could it be your husband's car key was stolen while in the church, by someone who knows him,which then gave the thief easy access to the car.
Since it is broad daylight,the thief wouldn't have broken anything to gain access,cos it would attract attention.

OMG,tragic someone's son and someone's future husband. Those who did this will be expecting to see their children grow up and do good? They lie,they will also cry,the way this guy's parents cried but why did you say the culprits are Delta state Government Officials, that's an heavy accusation

MMM participants, and not the federal Government, are the biggest threat to MMM in Nigeria. On Thursday,two people I know that were merged to be paid,were not paid by the people,rather they uploaded fake P.O.P ( teller).
Forget the Government and see how you can stop this issue of fake PoP,its getting too rampant.
Nigerians are selfish,wicked and inconsiderate, their religion doesn't affect their lives,from the Pastors to the Ushers to the members, to the Imams and followers.
Thank God, God is not a man,no man can deceive him. He knows the intent of our hearts. Only him knows the true worshippers.

You would have made a point,but referring to the fall of the wall of Jericho as a result of vibration is cheer ignorance.
Those days,the walls are nothing like what we call walls today. Today our walls are erected for partition purposes, and for Privacy. Those days,the walls were erected as a form of security measure,and to wade off or slow enemy attack. The wall of Jericho is so wide that, 3 modern cars could drive on it. Remember that harlot that helped Joshua and the children of Isreal by hiding the spies sent to spy out the land? Her house was built on the wall,imagine.
If a house could be built on wall of Jericho,how strong do you think the foundation would be ?
The fall of the wall of Jericho was due to a spiritual force,an act of God,not some notion of weak foundation.
About Uyo church collapse, you might be right,but you are totally wrong about the wall of Jericho.

OK thanks for the brotherly advise, but Op did any girl ditch you lately?

He has been advertising this Qmedia 32 inches TV since 2015, check his profile. Same pictures, imagine This guy is up to something

Stupid question
Nobody was born with the name deeper life,Mfm or RCCG written on his or her head. Meaning anyone is free to join any church he or she desires any time,its called freedom of Association.
Those in deeper life left a church to join deeper life,apart from those born by parents in a particular church,everybody going to church must have left one church,one time or the other,to go to another church.

The boyfriend is a devil incarnate but the truth is,in this life,you reap what you sow.
The lady has reaped her fruit of Prostitution ,the guy will surely reap his own fruit of murder

14 inches?
LCD TV,not led,not smart TV
JVC,not lg,not Samsung ,not Sony
N70,000
Guy are you high

There must be a reason they canceled the flight,Arik Air has something to lose also by canceling the flight. Better safe than sorry,those angry should take a chill pill

Some people could be heartless,making a living from other people' s mystery, I wonder how they sleep at night. The most surprising thing is that those who run this fraud could be Pastors and leaders in their church. Raising their hands on Sundays for his numerous blessings... May God forgive us all

This is a joke right If it is then its a good joke aha ha aha ,but....
But if you meant everything you wrote,then you are a joke yourself stereotype at its peak.
A colleague took his laptop to a guy at computer village who helps him to repair his gadgets. He said within 10 minutes of being there,this guy made like N20k plus he has built a house somewhere from this menial job,forget,no place as monopoly for poor people. There are poor people in banana island self

And what is she doing on the driver's seat,don't tell me she is driving with those things on her neck

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Banded I think your ban should be extended for the sake of humanity,this your grammar is W.O.M.D

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Did the make up flatten her cheeks too