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nero2face:
Even Mr Trump is bemused as to why such a dry leaf is a president of a nation...u can see his face

lols.. Abeg hide o,no let coneheads catch u
Lzaa immhotep

They yaff secured election money,shikena

Corrinthians:
Just look at the picture of someone calling others zombies. Look at that shirt, look at that jacket. .

Things we have to stomach online.

Enjoy your day bro.

The guy/zmB below made his post before Firefire and Firefire only responded in like manner.
But how come,how were you so blind not to have seen or noticed it?
Oh,I see,he is a fellow zmB

buharitill2023:
The US embassy know it is the handiwork of the jobless aggressive lazy idiotic pigs of Bia-fra terrorist party PDP.

Meanwhile, Kenyatta can sell Kenya to pig trump.
Because Nigeria can not be bought.
We have able president till 2023.

Coneheads will vehemently beg to differ and disagree.

In fact,as far as they are now kwonsained,Trump is now an Ipob..
Lzaa immhotep shalomc onyeoga pointzerom

AlPeter:
the usual suspects

From wasteSide

thaoriginator:
Atlanta. Atalanta is in Belgium.

No,it is in Ogbomosho.
Illiterate.

If if is about ipob and kanu nah,you will know A to Z

Ishogbo night garri school dropout
Lzaa immhotep shalomc onyeoga pointzerom

thaoriginator:
Yeah, my bad. I meant to say Italy. I mistook them for Anderlecht.

As certificateless as the dullard in aso rock.

Illiterate.

If na ipob matter now,you know AB to Z.

Lzaa immhotep

daleehat:
And why do you want to slap him? for simply stating the obvious? mkpii

Atu.. Gambia

Sarkin:
doesn't she have sense to at least denounce her religion verbally but still have it at heart?
Then get back to her normal christian life when she's freed!
Common sense!

Shut up.

Id.... P.. O. Kontagora.

She ain't a coward like you

Roger3D:
Oga Mr IPOB liar Katsina state has a state university that predates the one Jonathan established during his tenure

Cyrillamx,hope you see this. It's from a fellow zmB like you.

zlantanfan:
One thing about Yoruba's and Northerners they may fight but always have a common point, I observed this when fayose acknowledged tinubu as Yoruba leader on his birthday.

I have also observed this when namandi sambo, sule lamido and the entire northern forces joined the anti gej campaign even when eating under him.

I would love my south south to have this unity too, some other groups can carry people matter for head like gala

Yes,carry am for head like gala like Obasanjo and Fayose. Like coneheads and FFK.

Charity begins at home,hypocrite.
Lzaa

Ogogoro @6am

She has the eyes eh

mercyville:
I really like Ambode but he has turned Lagos to a very,very dirty city.I think Orile, Coker etc are the worst hit.The stench around these places is out of the world.You will see lots and lots of mangled trash on the bridge between Coker village and Orile and serious massive dirts strewn all over the sides of the main roads.When I passed through these places yesterday,I thought in my mind that Ambode has finally ruined Lagos.This is really getting out of hand.

Blame it on the Igbos nah. Mental
Lzaa immhotep shalomc onyeoga pointzerom

DEHVEHLOP:
We have to stop all these tribalism nonsense!










Crimes are not peculiar to any tribe...

Even Igbo amaka people dem worse pass

Ok,mr preacher,concerning the matter,......


Lzaa immhotep shalomc onyeoga pointzerom

DEHVEHLOP:
I only took it to correct my erectile dysfunction

Chai!!!!


I blame Igbos.
Lzaa immhotep

DEHVEHLOP:
Chaiiiiii!


This Okoro got me!

@pornsitevideos,the above mental is a pure mallam,he ain't Yoruba. He is one of those mallams against peace and unity in the south

DEHVEHLOP:
Okechukwu Nnodim , Abuja
The Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation on Tuesday announced plans to establish a 100 , 000 -barrels -per -day brownfield refinery each in Port Harcourt , Rivers State and in Warri , Delta State .
It said the plan was part of its refinery collocation initiative designed to boost local refining capacity to end the era of petroleum products importation , adding that a group of investors had commenced the process of relocating a refinery that used to be owned by BP from Turkey to Nigeria .
READ ALSO : Youths protest against sit -tight Rep, Dickson ’ s aide declares bid
The Group Managing Director , NNPC , Maikanti Baru , disclosed this while speaking on efforts being made to achieve self - sufficiency in local refining besides the rehabilitation of Nigerian refineries .
According to a statement issued by the corporation ’s Group General Manager , Group Public Affairs Division , Ndu Ughamadu , in Abuja , Baru said that the refinery from Turkey would be relocated and installed near the Port Harcourt refinery under the NNPC refinery collocation initiative .
He was quoted as saying , “Our collocation initiative aimed at getting private sector investors to bring in brownfield refineries so that they can share facilities is also yielding results . For example , there is one that is going to be brought in from Turkey to be located near the Port Harcourt refinery .
“It’ s not a modular refinery ; it’s a normal refinery with about 100 ,00 bpd capacity. It was owned by the BP , but it has been sold off now to the companies that want to bring it over from Turkey to install it here .”
Baru further explained that a similar plan to establish a brownfield refinery near the Warri refinery was also in the offing .
“There is another one of about the same size being looked at to be sited near the Warri refinery . But the one for Port Harcourt is at a more advanced stage . Our drive at the NNPC , as a leader in the industry , is to expand our local refining capacity and make Nigeria a global refining hub ,” he said .
The NNPC. in an apparent response to reports of a possible resort to “proceed of gas tariffs” as a new means of funding because of purported collapse of negotiation with Chinese lenders , said the contractor finance arrangement was still intact .
READ ALSO : Dankwanbo holds closed -door meeting with Obasanjo
It said the Engineering Procurement Construction contractors and possible lenders were currently in Dubai to discuss the financing terms .





https://punchng.com/nnpc-investors-to-relocate-refinery-from-turkey-to-nigeria/

why nah,they por fut am por za repainari por sokoto nah...zhis izza cheating,walai.
We mallams will not take am por zhis wayo...

In za meantime,let me suck am por my ration.

DEHVEHLOP:
Na only Igbos go chop dis one...











It is called urugbu nbagi in Igbo language..

Yes. Mallams are stuck to their malu droppings,I yaff forgot what they call am though.
Alhamdulillah walai,megida...

DEHVEHLOP:
DEHVEHLOP:

I got this on one Nairalander's thread.

1 big Onion

Big cut of watermelon



One or two lemon (liquid content only)

Few cloves of garlic

Moderate ginger

Pure honey.

Blend everything together and allow for like 30 minutes before sieving.
Pour the sieved solution into a cup of pure natural honey. Mix and take two spoonfuls a day.

Honestly may God bless the guy who posted it then.
It worked fantastically well for me

Correct Igbo guy.
Thunda faya any mallam wey say your thing go remain pencil.

Aliamdulilai por yua revived toothpick
Lzaa immhotep

DEHVEHLOP:
Suit na for educated people dem...







We for South East no dey go school so e no consan us!





We fit be illiterates but we dey rich wella

Correct. Igbo Amaka.

Na only malu/cows and dung mallams sabi.
You be correct Igbo guy

Any mallam wey talk against Igbo anyhow,na amadioha go faya am.

DEHVEHLOP:
I love this ball back then

Methuselah..after,you will start looking for rats and cockroaches on every ipob related article.
Mental
Lzaa immhotep shalomc onyeoga pointzerom

DEHVEHLOP:
I'm sorry, we Igbos no go school reach to know






I trust our people from the northern and South Western Nigeria, they will come and enlighten us..






Illiteracy is a disease truly!

I urge all my people here in the east to embrace education instead of learning spare parts

Amadioha will visit you and your house if you are lying.

Lzaa immhotep

DEHVEHLOP:
Of course you are right!


All PDP members are thieves!

Your pp self join

Op,what about us who like sweets? In fact,I'm stocking up my sweets tomorrow

PearlStreet:
Poverty is not a sin and I don't have a problem with you.
Just don't insult Yorubas and curse people and I'll leave you.

The problem only you is carrying is enough for a whole local government to face.

Shattap dia,ewedu

RIP to a great man.

He STICKED to his pocket...

Ijeshaooduaman:
I don't like it when Yorubas defend Nigeria like their lives depend on it. The North have dominated the seaport and crude oil for decades. Is that right? Nigeria is not a country you should die for. [b]Yorubas are losing more in Nigeria [b/] but you see them defending the country than the North that benefit from the most from it. The North has dragged other tribes backwards. If Ibos want to leave, let them leave. Fulani herdsmen, Boko haram, poverty and illiteracy all from the North.Let the North fight to keep the shi.tehole country. Yoruba will do better without Nigeria.

haba,i thought you were happy with ur psy baba kwantiri,naijiriya?
Shebi u said u will vote sai baba more than 100 gej?
So yorubas are losing more in the nigeria ruled by ur beloved buhari! Interesting.

So from oooduacalmdown (oooduafarabale) to PATRICKooduan (patrioticooduan) now u are ijeshaooduaman,abi lolsss

Well,God bless you for this truth you have spoken.

Almaiga:
Yes, they must be Jailed. Watery Bean's awaits them .

enjoy ur own watery beans there

How come there seem to be a mined skull or a harvested head on one of the ewedu's coat of arms?
Lzaa

Almaiga:
You claimed the North are suffering yet, your people are flooding the North from the East daily. The last time I checked, the Northern youths gave your people a quit notice to vacate the North. Your people and the leaders became restless and there was panicking amongst you. Your leaders were seen running from one Northern States to the other, begging their Aboki Masters to allow them stay.

mallam shut up.
U ppl are naija's major problem,a curse to the south