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dopeJemi:
did I bother reading posts from people I had the argument with two months ago?

you should have asked me what we were arguing about that day man, you don too dey jump, do you want me to quote my own posts too to see what the whole argument was about that day?

your resident clown was of the opinion that we bought pogba for his goals, i can link you to the page number if you want
so you can see how the argument started

let the matter rest

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Anything can be said to justify Pep's sheer incompetence

Age, turf, weather, referees, blondes, and Shawcross, fvcking nearly anything can be said.

I have said it in the time past, If as a manager you can't deliver with resources that falls a tad short of your preference, then you are no manager.

There is always a room to improvise, adapt and change. Flexibility is the key word here.

Conte was flexible enough to change a system that wasn't working to one that yielded results. The Italian didn't need the season to be over so as to splash top pounds in acquiring players that suited his preferred system. He pulled it out by converting an average Joe whose half his footballing career has been spent on other teams' benches, to one of the finest wing-backs in the country.

Over the years, Jose has shown how flexible he can be as a manager. We have seen him commute base metal into gold, defensive into attacking and of course attacks into double decks. When he was accused of being boring, he responded by accumulating 100 points and scoring over 100 goals in a title winning season.

Ferguson, Carlo, Capello and Del Bosque are notable names who were adept at evolving tactically. Managers who were always willing to cut and adapt their teams, no matter how successful they were.

When it comes to Pep, it's either the new players haven't bought into his ethos, the new players need time to settle, more players are still needed, he still needs to change the deadwoods or the keeper needs changing.


Sheer incompetence.

"Why would you buy someone who has got that in them to get up one morning, go home and say 'I'm not coming back'?" - Mearson

Happy Birthday to Bakayoko and of course William Gallas who turns 40 today.

Mentions:
With such poor command of English language, you are centuries behind my unborn child

My whole life shrivels to a dot and God isn't impressed Oh shit I have been talking to teenage retard

As much as I will like to be the man your father wasn't to you, I'm sorry I don't pick up strays

You sound so lame hypocritical fuckwit. Maybe you should go back to stealing rap lines from people, you look more original in their brainchild.

Mr Ivanovic and Matic is thrash, your brain is so transparent that i could tell what you will type in your next 100 posts on this board.

You claim to have foresight yet you couldn't use it to drag your family out of abject poverty.

Was your oloshous mother on amphetamines when she carried you for 9 months? Cos there's no way you can be a product of normal conception and delivery.

Mentions:
obtuse fool? Fool=obtuse no surprises there viewing center education wouldn't teach you that

let me put it this way, as much as you like to continue your family tradition of being jobless and unsuccessful, i will like to maintain mine of being productive and progressive, what that means my small friend is that spending the next 5mins talking to a dump like yourself isn't worth my time

Fate has already condemned your family enough, who am I to be a catalysts to ur next suicidal attempt

At least I am better than the failure of your father who looks like he is pregnant with a microwave oven.

Your lineage puts the C in clodhopping.

Watching your father defecate sh!t into your mother's trap hole, which she shat out nine months later, has got to be the worst seasonal ever released.

Your whole life shrivels to a dot and God isn't impressed.

I am doing pretty good for myself boy, tell me have you found your mother yet?

lalaboi:
CEO. .You dey fulck up. . Instead make you dey train your boys on the etiquette of proper mail delivery, you dey follow one arindin that was caught plagiarizing diss lines to sound woke on here. . He later disappeared for God knows how long until to come around here with his asinwin comments and you are giving him attention. .

You dey fulck up CEO

E get some kind comments wey deserve return slap. The guy got me off my seat with sunrise megedefegede, brother I no fit stomach am.

Mentions:
Ivanovic since 2016 has been garbage, Matic since 2016 has been garbage, if Matic was important Chelsea wouldn't sell him, he had 3years to go on his contract

I know that your mind Doesn't have the ability to think logically so your empty thoughts are expected

Lukaku was rubbish, kdb was lazy and too weak to fight for his place, Bertrand wasn't advancing at the pace needed for him to be a success at Chelsea

Dave has been at Chelsea for years, can Chelsea sell him? If you are good enough the club will keep you, stop crying over spilled milk we cant keep everybody, is André Schürrle a world class player today? because a few became successful doesn't mean that we should keep all the average players that we have ever had, I know that you lack the cognitive ability required to understand all that, give it to the most sensible person in your family to read and explain to you

Next time you try to call me names with that meathead of yours I will spread your blood all over this thread

You are a asyptomatic ebola carrying monkey. Spread my blood over the thread, I am ready for reincarnation.

Only an obtuse fool would assert that Lukaku, KDB, Ivanovic and Matic are thrash.

You say you wanna go gory, mate bring it on, i was born ready.

Mentions:
wonder where timbros logic is coming from?

After ivanovic, matic is the next most useless player at chelsea

Chelsea will never send a useful player to another club

Liverpool game, spurs game, matic has been awlful

Stop peddling thrash here. Ivanovic is one of the best RBs Chelsea has ever had. He bowed out as a legend. We have sold useful players like Lukaku, KDB, Bertrand and many more in the past to clubs both in the league and outside it.

We have also provided numerous links on this board that confirms Matic to be a board sell and not the manager's.

If you have zero knowledge about the politicking at Cobham and the club you support, I'll advice you to read and learn.

Ibime:
Lucas Piazon broke his leg last night. What an unlucky break for the lad at a pivotal point of his career. Good luck to him.

Too bad.

Chelseafan1:
Bros, if na joke, stop am o, are these real pictures of Bakayoko and Oluomo back in light training already??

Yesterday in training.

Incoming!

Bimffo:
CEO sir. You have a mail.

Cc: Griffon

No mind galaboi, no be every mail we dey deliver for we company. Junks, spams and thrash don't count as inbox

Emaprince:
I have asked Nihilist of Ritchboy's whereabout, he ignored me. I was new in this section then. Nihilist was soooo creative with his disses that I recommended he come and join us at rap section.

Eversince that beef, I've seen nothing from Ritchboy hence my curiosity.

Odunharry:
Not forgetting the man who said " in the left side of your brain, There's nothing right and on the left side, there's nothing right"

Actually, it was this line that sent Ritchboy parking.

He didn't need any supermod to ban him from posting on this board, nigga banned himself

airmark:
This one is from tradomedical doctor, i dont do herbs.

airmark:
I am still here unhurt. The sender and his sympathiser have their bones crushed already.

We are sorry the mail we sent you was combustible. Such mails are rare, but unfortunately do occur from time to time.

We have shipped you another mail. Please use the packing materials and the enclosed prepaid shipping label to send the original combustible mails back to us.

Cobham Express.

afrodoc2:
Shame! Shame! Shame!

But didn't Cobham Express advice Airmark to have a fire extinguisher within reach before opening those combustible mails?

We are not contracted here, these are ghosts stories!

How are you supposed to deliver mails sent by a departed Coogar? Just how?

I love seeing horror movies but mehn I have never entertained the idea of taking up a role in one.

Let the ghosts of Coogar haunt whoever he wishes to haunt. Cobham Express won't deliver those mails.

Nihilist:
These useless cobhams boys will not come and deliver package now.

Cobham Express are renowned for efficiency when the situation is simple mail delivery, not combustible mails.

We take our time to deliver those ones to avoid a repeat of what happened in Onitsha 1998.

BlueAngel444:
When I said that account seems to be hacked or those views are simply just moving like the air, anywhere (no consistency, no point)

lalaboi:
Then. . . All of a sudden

Oh really? Who is we? how did you become a Llorente lover so quickly. I am amazed!

Holly Chet!

the same Llorente??
Bu didnt he say?
"Is it the same llorente, whose career is grinding to a halt you want to be banking on? Anyone suggesting llorente and batshuayi to lead our lines doesnt know once you win epl, the next season, one of every team's aims, is to beat the champions"

I am confused y'all! Can someone help me out?

At least you should all know who's 'high level' opinions you shouldn't take seriously on this board. I nor come here come fight o. I just jejely dey waka pass.

OR you can just call this #OperationExposeTheFrauds2017. Se01 Ep01

We Out

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Oga Gonorhea sitting comfortably on his throne

Emaprince:
something different.... You were blind to see him showing off his well built body while pique was lying on the ground admiring him?..... After which be picked up his shirt to remind you barkabots the name again.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6w5BR-igjM

Better view.

"In January, things happened with the coach. I was on the brink of renewing my contract and they put the brakes on it.

"I suspect the manager was behind it. He asked for that to happen. I have seen the sort of person he is. He has his own opinion and that will not change. I respect him as a great coach. He has done a good job and I can see that, but as a person, no.

"I was with the Spain national team, alone in my room, when it (the text message) came through. It was a shock to get it like that. I was showing it to my team-mates and they could not believe how he had done it. I was angry at the time. Now I am more calm.

"I have not deleted the message. If people accuse me of lying, I can show them. It was clear, saying that he didn't count on me and wishing me the best for the future. Full stop. Conte has his mentality. He thinks it's the best way of working.

"My idea would be to go to Madrid, train there, get in the best physical shape and be ready to fire ahead of the World Cup. I've spoken to Chelsea director Marina Granovskaia. I said, "If the manager doesn't want me, I want to go to Atletico Madrid". I have rejected other offers. They want to sell me to China or other teams.

"If I have to I will stay in Brazil. I am open to being a year in Brazil without playing, even if Chelsea fine me for a year and don't pay me. I'll come back stronger. If I was in the wrong, I'd go back now and do as they say."

Funlord2:
He is from an era in wrestling when roids and coke were very much a part of their training regimen as well as for in the ring and out of the ring activities and flair always looked and acted like a user...hope he turns out ok though

Definitely a user. Those exhilarating performances couldn't have been inspired by the love for the game, but by white powder.

Funlord2:
Is he not that old school wrestler?

Yeah he is, the one with the legendary Ooooooooohh!

Ric Flair was hospitalized for heart problems this weekend.

I pray he makes it.

Mukina2 e tire me say till now I never receive codes.

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