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Naturalized:
So you didnt know Coogar was fuurcking Jennykadiri too?

Holy moly!

The Jennykadry of the travel section?

You know in my bid to find out the truth, I've been looking around furtively lately, doing some home-made CIA jobs on NL and it quite seemed like Jennykadry was into coogar.

She had his name in nearly all her posts, run a quick local search of ''Jennykadry and Coogar'' and you'll understand better.

Alas, Jenny deactivated her account earlier this year and I'm wondering, could it be someone pissed this chick off - someone she held close to her heart and talked so much about in virtually all threads?

So have you got an evidence to prove they were really fvcking? This might count as a good angle in justifying why Jennykadry had to deactivate.

Excerpt from a last year's thread:

[quote author=#Jennykadry]Coogar...claiming to be from all tribes in Nigeria since 1721.

Coogar you missed yor calling....you should have been a yahoo yahoo boy Cos you are talented. I don't know how you position your fingers when you type these Things cos people really and truly believe you [/quote]Albeit it was a jibe, somethings have a way of speaking for themselves.

Nihilist:
He might do...

Dayokanu is quite old to work out this recognition test.
I know what i'm saying

Nihilist:
1. Ororo 2. Neymar 3. Rooney or Messi 4. Blanka from Street Fighter 5.Alexis Sanchez 6.Ibra 7.Kane 8.Suarez or Simon Cowell

Funny thing is that Raumdeuter doesn't even have the answers.
No6 is definitely Zlatan though, I'm 101% of that.

I once suggested that Costa isn't a franchise striker.

Although he isn't to be blamed for the poor form that has been rocking his team-mates, you'll agree with me that his inclination to pick up fights when he should be scoring and his recent weight gain has partly contributed to our poor run.

Every top team possesses a focal point who delivers when called upon, in Costa's case, it is the contrary.

On the other hand, I've noticed he loves drifting wide these days, that's damn wrong, he's no striker, he is a centre-forward.

Strikers are known for their ability to peel off defenders and to run into space through the blind side of the defender. They are typically fast players with good ball control and dribbling abilities. It's their skill-set and on most occassions their body frame that helps them to circumvent defenders. Good examples of strikers are; Cavani, Suarez, Griezmann, Walcott, Aguero, Lavessi, Martial, Bony, Messi etc

Diego Costa isn't a striker and doesn't have a business with the wide areas. He's isn't a diminutive forward neither is he fast and tricky. He's a freaking centre-forward, our freaking target man. He is there to win long balls, hold-up play as teammates advance and to create space in the channels by occupying the two centre-backs. He is there to bury our chances.

I don't understand why he keeps moving to the flanks every now and then.

Sincerely, I don't understand the ninja at times.

Nihilist:
I think Lewis Baker is by far better than Dele Alli.....



....Said no one ever

Hehehe

Dele is the real deal. You don't have to ask for it, he's going to give it to you anyway.

Fine prospect I say.

Butland might be better than Hart.

SailorXY:
the other angle is that the Jungle King doesn't eat grass.

it doesn't matter if Leicester City wins the league this season, everybody know it won't be the norm. United can remain in the pits for two seasons & the public still know its a matter of time.

The other angle you say, but I'm look at facts brah.

Lest you forget, Ajax were once an European powerhouse, and Liverpool, once the king of England.

SailorXY:
United has been in turmoil the past two years for obvious reasons. doesn't say much as well.

A team in turmoil would find it hard to score goals, that's quite simple for Mata to grasp.

So the claim that he jumped at the chance of playing for manyoo - a team in turmoil, is an absolute hogwash.

funlord:
Nope! Mata was sold because he lacked the affinity for your teams love of "bus parking jogo bonito"! I believe he was your teams current 2 time player of the year when he was sold innit?

He had 2 jump @ the chance when he got an offer 2 join a team who was / is "more concerned with scoring goals as opposed 2 stopping goals"! WE gave him a platform 2 express himself! WE let smalling, jones, rojo, shaw, dharmian and mc nair do the defending! NOT MATA!!!

Where do you guys get these sizzling hot conjectures from?

Mata have been enjoying the 'park-the-bus' style since 2012 under RDM. How come the love for the approach was automatically lost under JM?

Mata was ready to fight for his place under Jose, surf the web to confirm. He was part of the blue family, and never wanted to leave. Check up the emotional farewell letter he wrote to the blues' fans.

It was Jose's decision to sell him, not the other way round.

Moreover, Chelsea have outscored manyoo in the league over the past two seasons. So your claim that Mata jumped at the chance of playing with a team that scores goals doesn't even hold water by any stretch of imagination.

dozai:
Abegi try read the thing again. He only described the man wey kill am. Na only the man slippers show. OP never said it was killed with a slippers.

Is sarcasm new to you?

MizMyColi:
Advertising campaign and execution o o o


I'm actually treating past questions.

Goodluck with that

MizMyColi:
How nau

You're giving a fleshy bae some luv na, isn't it what the thread is about?
Besides, thread looks spent to me.


I might log off soon sef.

There's this question I'm trying to crack using google.

Argh! This isn't about the thread, this is what I always do when I have you around - love you and derail threads in the process.

What's the question all about?

MizMyColi:
Ayam sorry eehhhh

Sleep was on my matter that night.
You should know how it can be.

No hard feelings bae.

See what we're doing? Derailing this beautiful thread, feels like old time

Guys who's fit to play Barca and who's not?

I'm going for a Madrid win but I wish to know first how enhanced my chances are.

MizMyColi:
Oh

I thought I heard someone whisper that in my dreams.

You thought I whispered that in your dreams?

Well, you left me in the sitting room amid our little chat and made for the room.

MizMyColi:
Good Morning my Dear.

The problem with his lot is that they can't take half the BS they give to people.

Anyhoo, that one is a forgotten issue.

My night went well o.
I didn't even feel like getting out of bed this morning.

Ehheeeennn....
Where were we with our acting?

Wait
You Masochist?

Masochist? I don't take delight in hurting myself, so where are you getting this from bae?

Dhellake:
If Pep leaves Bayern, Ancelotti will most probably choose Bayern ahead of Chelsea

Mahrez, I think by January, his performance would have dropped, we only need him if we can get now

Well, Carlo had tongues wagging just days ago after he revealed his desire to return to England.

The man has a house in London and he has confessed how much he loves the BPL. I'm 70% sure Carlo would be here if Jose leaves.

We don't need Mahrez.

Mourinholic:
Is this Airbornlacer?

By the way I don't want Mahrez......Grizzy or Auba or Nobody

Yeah, this is Lacer mate.

We need to add one or two new faces in January, there's no disputing that.

Like Nihilist rightly said, Mahrez is good but not too good, just another average joe who's calling the shots at an average team.

We have too many attacking midfielders to start worrying about Mahrez now. Our major concern should be the CM and the RB.

MizMyColi:
Your so called explanation lacks substance and shows what a viciously bitter soul you are to those who do not share the same views with you.

So Josefus, you are Fat and Potbellied for that matter....and you had the effrontery to mention my moniker on threads calling me all sorts of demeaning names.

I don't even want to talk about your facial features.
I don't even want to talk about your dirty character.

I will ignore you henceforth because you are defo not worth loosing my sanity on.

The next reply from you won't be read by me. I will hide it on sighting your moniker.

There's no need insulting you.
Nature has done a very fine job of that.

He's not worth it and you know it.

How was your nite?

Invasion of dogs on here!

Meanwhile, there are reports that Madrid are ready to make a bid of £80m for Hazard in January.

Further speculations infers that Mr Abramovich would be willing to give Carlo Ancelloti a second chance at the bridge, if we miss out on champions league football.

Rihad Mahrez someone? I read somewhere that he's joining us come january.

Just too many rumors to take in.

And they were killed with slippers?

Well, it's either Moses of the old testament is back in town with his magical rod or we've just invented a slippers that might serve a purpose in a World War.

Does it mean that God's curse was wrongly allocated?

What happened to the dominance of those men who does the whole laundry at home, cook, and run errands for their wives?

Did they encounter a default-mode-dysfunction?

MizMyColi:
Bondu kwa

Do you want your crush to come after me?
Biko kwa o

Crush ko dismantling ni.

I'm attracted to you and you alone, that's all that matters. Any chick who has a crush on me should kindly see my legal counsel for advice.

*****

Tell me bae, are we gonna need handcuffs tonite?

MizMyColi:
Yes.

Bible Study.

Hehehe

My faith is never in question, what is in question is our bond on the sheet

MizMyColi:

You seem to have a better plan for the nite

MizMyColi:
You are accusing me Flossly.

Please shtop

Let's dwell on the positive, shall we?

Exorbitant bride-price literally mean the lady in question knows her onion and is a rare commodity hence she can't be released for cheap.

Blush for a second and come give me a kiss.

MizMyColi:
Kikikikikikiki







Lmao
RoTFLMAO

Now you sound Crayy

I've been sounding that way since I saw that list baby.

Which begs the question, why evulz?

MizMyColi:
Wait
Griffon just subbed me o.

Are you trying to say that Bride price is expensive in my place?
Hian!
Do you even know my village?

Somewhere around Nkwerre and Orlu.

The figure is mammoth actually; a million naira, two white pythons, one white anaconda, one white human testicle and four white dragons.

Ololufe mi I'm still negotiating, pray for me

MizMyColi:

I'm dead serious about it. I have nothing for skinny chicks, neither do I have a thing for bones. I need that kpomo abeg. In my state of filthiness, nothing tickles my fantasy most than the sound of a flesh stroking a flesh.

Moreover, I'm sapiosexual in nature, I'm turned on by intelligence. To think of having a coca-cola shaped lady who can't even argue logically is a NO NO for me.

I believe we've gone past the stage where physical attributes should sit atop our wishlist. What men should be on the lookout for is a woman who can contribute positively to their lives and homes and this is irrespective of their size.

Coli there's a reason I've refused to give up negotiating with your people over your bride-price.