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Romance / Re: Is There Any Such Diagnosis As Loose Vagina by Groovy1993: 5:29pm On Nov 03, 2023
PoliteActivist:


My oga, her vagina was growing too (see underlined below). A penis attains full growth at about same age as vagina.
Bottom line: a vagina cannot be permanently changed through having sex, just same way a penis cannot be permanently changed through sex.
This is important so IGNORANT men don't be accusing innocent women of being promiscuous!

Hold on to your view if it makes you feel better.
Reality doesn't care about your feelings.
Cheers.
Romance / Re: Is There Any Such Diagnosis As Loose Vagina by Groovy1993: 4:11pm On Nov 03, 2023
PoliteActivist:


There are many things that can affect the perceived tightness of vagina including degree of arousal and time of month/age, but I can assure you it was NOT because she was sleeping with all your neighbors and it suddenly made her vagina loose (pure stupidity!).
By the way, not saying you're lying, but how did a grown man's dick grow bigger??

Just one example - I met a girl during her JAMB. Then, she claimed she had only one sex patner before me but she was tight.
We parted ways when she found admission and didn't meet for about 6 years, only spoke few times.
We met again immediately after she finished service and started having sex for like 2 months. The difference was clear.
Even though she was very submissive and I could make her do anything for me, I started avoiding her later, not because of her vagina but she was no longer up to my standard.
After experiencing every Tom and D!ck (no pun intended) in her prime, she realized I was a catch and didn't want to loose me. Infact, she was sexually active in her last month in service. Plus she is not very exposed (pastor's daughter) and her fashion sense can be embarrassing.

This is just one example. I lived a very promiscous life especially in uni days so trust me, I know these things first hand.
There is obvious difference between new and old pvssies. We have Brand New, Tokunbo and Nigerian used.

The pen!s stops growing in your early 20s.
Romance / Re: Is There Any Such Diagnosis As Loose Vagina by Groovy1993: 11:43pm On Nov 01, 2023
I don't know of any official medical diagnosis but I have had sex with ladies who were tighter in the past than in the present even though I have only grown bigger.
Romance / Re: Please What Drug Can Someone Use To Remove Pregnancy by Groovy1993: 11:21pm On Nov 01, 2023
Option 1: Misoprostol
See more details


Option 2: Mifeprestone + Misoprostol. For higher success rate. Mifeprestone will stop the pregnancy from growing then Misoprostol will force it out. You have to take each at specific intervals.
See more details

I don't know any clinic that will sell the drugs for you without doctor's prescription but if you know a nurse or pharmacist or close to someone that is close to them, they can help you get it.

It's actually cheap. Prepare between 5K-10K.

Remember abortion is illegal in Nigeria except it is done to save a life.
Romance / Re: Why I Believe A Guy Should Not Pay For $£x by Groovy1993: 10:49pm On Nov 01, 2023
Ladies want commitment.
I pay them to go away.

And remember, you are not paying for the sex. That will be prostitution, which is illegal.
You are paying for their time.
Romance / Re: Who Made The Law That Husband Must Be Older? by Groovy1993: 9:33pm On Oct 28, 2023
1. Women don't like responsibilities. They'll rather relax and be taken care of.

2. It's harder to ask someone younger than you to be shouldering your responsibility.

3. It's easier to blackmail an older person to shoulder your responsibilities like a father/brother because "he is older" and "he loves you".

You can connect the dots.

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Romance / Re: Can You Sleep Overnight In The Same Room With A Lady Without Touching Her? by Groovy1993: 8:23pm On Oct 28, 2023
I remember hosting 2 young girls overnight in my apartment some years back.

I met them stranded at a car park. They were traveling through the city and couldn't find a night bus to their next destination. They told me they work for one of these "bring 2 people" companies.

We all slept on the same bed. I slept off almost immediately we got home. No perverted thoughts.

Looking back now, I think it was a dangerous help to render. It could have been a setup. Although I was careful and they seem pretty harmless from my conversations with them.

Back to the topic. Except this is just an academic survey, it's only sex starved incels that think like OP. What I don't like is how they make it look like all men think like that.

Not only have I passed the night countless times with ladies without touching them. I have resisted ladies trying to have their way with me.

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Business / Re: Banks Have Stopped Giving Dollars. What is Your Experience? by Groovy1993: 4:14pm On Dec 22, 2022
HardMirror:
i had to start giving them tips o. Now they are they ones that welcome me. Was still there on tuesday and they attended to me with gladness.

After about 20 minutes of reading your post, it dawned on me that by "tips" you mean "bribe".
I was thinking you meant "ideas". My mind did not even go there. I don't roll like that.
I give the security some change sometimes when they hail me but it's out of my free will.
I will not bribe any banker to collect my hard earned money.
I'm not a Yahoo boy.

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Business / Re: Banks Have Stopped Giving Dollars. What is Your Experience? by Groovy1993: 2:28pm On Dec 22, 2022
I've been trying to withdraw $5000 cash from Zenith bank for about a week now.
The first time I went there, they said they don't have anything close to that amount.
The second time, I figured out I have to start collecting it little by little but I was only able to withdraw $1500 after many back and forth.
The third time, I tried another branch, I was only able to withdraw $500,
The fourth time, I was able to withdraw $500 from a branch and $300 from the other branch.
Today, the guy told me point blank that there is no cash. They have already marked my face.
I'll still go and disturb them tomorrow.
I needed the whole cash before the end of this week but that will no longer be possible.
I need another $2000 before the end of the first week of January, which means I have to start collecting the cash as soon as possible.
These people are not encouraging customers to keep their money with them at all.
I'll continue to withdraw my money till my account is empty and find a safe place to stash my dollars.
I'll no longer allow my money to stay long in their account.
It's their loss.
Family / Re: People Who Live Alone Shares Underrated Advantages Of Doing So by Groovy1993: 7:40am On Nov 29, 2021
This is funny cos I’m currently eating my breakfast on the couch naked. Just went to take a quick sh!t then returned to finish the food.

I’m going to remain naked for a while. Maybe until I take my bath.

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Romance / Re: Stop Dating Mentally Broke Girls by Groovy1993: 10:43am On Feb 20, 2020
This post will not make anybody stop dating mentally broke girls.

Control is an illusion.

There are foolish people and there is nothing they can do about it.

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Gaming / Re: Who Is Your Secret Video Games Crush? by Groovy1993: 1:21pm On Feb 18, 2020
LTRAVIS:
I should now crush on a video game character ? Shey youre okay and alright??
Op is people like you that go around having sex with dolls

A simpleton like you.
Why do you expect everybody to be like you?

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Romance / Re: The Way Ladies Accuse Guys Of Rape These Days Is Out Of This World (screenshots) by Groovy1993: 7:59pm On Feb 08, 2020
A little effort from the man is only natural.

Women like men that can overpower them so that they can play the victim.

See https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_fantasy

It's one of their biggest fantasies. It prevents them from taking responsibilities.

Don't allow yourself to be blackmailed.

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Celebrities / Re: Simi Celebrates Adekunle Gold's 33rd Birthday by Groovy1993: 2:04pm On Jan 28, 2020
Rukkydelta:


Jealousy grin
I am sure you are wishing silently to be the beautiful couple grin

And be tied to one woman for the next 50 years of the rest of my life?
I think I'll pass.

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Celebrities / Re: Simi Celebrates Adekunle Gold's 33rd Birthday by Groovy1993: 1:41pm On Jan 28, 2020
MZrapper:


A bitter soul spotted.
Alaye sadist.

Is it your sadness?
Romance / Re: "Men Are Not Scarce" by Groovy1993: 1:40pm On Jan 28, 2020
It's easier for women to 'love'.
A man's love is too expensive.
Romance / Re: Most Black Women Are Selfish, Self-centered, Unreasonable And Illogical...... by Groovy1993: 1:33pm On Jan 28, 2020
In a free world, you cannot be vulnerable and expect not to be exploited.
Nobody forced you to be selfless.
Try to be a little selfish to balance the equation.

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Properties / Re: My Business Started Crumbling Since I Moved Into This Apartment by Groovy1993: 1:28pm On Jan 28, 2020
There are no imaginary forces at play.
Coincidence happen all the time.

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Celebrities / Re: Simi Celebrates Adekunle Gold's 33rd Birthday by Groovy1993: 1:17pm On Jan 28, 2020
I don't understand how people fall in love.
It makes no sense to me.
Only fools fall in love.
It only makes sense if both lovers are fools.

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Romance / Re: Please How Do You Solve This Relationship Problem by Groovy1993: 1:09pm On Jan 28, 2020
What positive impact does the girl have in your life that you are not reciprocating?
Are you the one providing for your friends and family? I mean the people that actually made positive impacts in your life.
Do you feel depressed about them?

Your foolish pride is actually low self esteem in disguise.
Love is suffering in disguise.

You don't owe her anything.
If she leaves you, you have lost nothing.
If you are providing for her and she leaves you without making any positive impact in your life, you are a big loser.
Romance / Re: Things A Girl Wish Her Boyfriend Knows. by Groovy1993: 12:50pm On Jan 28, 2020
Secondary school things.

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Romance / Re: I Lied To Her That I Have Feelings For Her by Groovy1993: 2:42pm On Jan 26, 2020
Renerd:

Ye, that's true also, well I rarely come across girls that love me because of material gain. Infact, they will rather provide for my need.
I guess its karma at work.

You are probably still young.

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Romance / Re: I Lied To Her That I Have Feelings For Her by Groovy1993: 8:22am On Jan 26, 2020
Renerd:

True, that's why as a guy you should hustle, and when it's time to settle, you'll patiently chose a girl that really loves you.
Me I can't even date a girl just because of her beauty, I look past that.

True love is all about giving without expecting anything in return. Not taking.
If she can't love you without your money then it's not true love.
It's men that fall in love. Women hardly fall in love. They only love their children.
You are just a means to an end for them.
Romance / Re: I Lied To Her That I Have Feelings For Her by Groovy1993: 9:46pm On Jan 25, 2020
Renerd:

Emotions are more important in a love affair than money

Really...

Well in my experience, people choose money over emotional support all the time. Especially women. They are more likely to dump a broke lover than an abusive lover.
Romance / Re: I Lied To Her That I Have Feelings For Her by Groovy1993: 7:14pm On Jan 25, 2020
Xisnin:

No, you don't get to define reality for everyone but yourself.
Some consider honor their most priced asset and will become sad if they lose it.
Others, of course, thinks it is money and can exchange their life for it.

But it is not in your place to tell others what to value the most.


Money was just a symbol. It could be using him to study or using for accommodation.
Bottom line is sex is only a favor to a guy with low self esteem when in a romantic relationship.
Romance / Re: I Lied To Her That I Have Feelings For Her by Groovy1993: 3:04pm On Jan 25, 2020
What is your definition of use and dump?
If it's sex, then you are both using each other.

Nothing like use and dump except you are collecting her money.
If she's collecting your money, then you are the one who is being used and most likely will be dumped.

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Romance / Re: Have You Swallowed The Red Pill Yet? by Groovy1993: 1:57pm On Jan 25, 2020
Chibuchris:


I respect the fact you choose to take the red pill, but your statement that only weak men love is so so wrong.


You just said you don't want relationship problems with you mouth, please what we you call people that run away from problems, people that can't face problems. They shy away from it and try to make excuses. Answer please.

This life it's risk if you can't take the risk of falling in love you can't experience the reward in it. Never I repeat again never say weak men are the ones that love. They the real strong men/women who decide to risk it they take the risk knowing fully well its 50 50, chance.

You guys are really funny, when I here red pill red pill, it's like saying NASA should not go to Mars or moon because it's risky, the shouldn't take the risk.

It looks like you don't know what love truly means. Let me explain to you like a kindergarten student.

Love is giving and making sacrifices without expecting anything in return. 9 out of 10 times, it's actually men who gives and make the sacrifices without expecting anything in return. Women on the other hand only give 1 out of 10 times without expecting anything in return. That is why we concluded they are not capable of loving except their children. The other women only make sex look like a favor when it's actually a mutual thing and then expects something in return.

If you ask me, I'll say love is not a risk for men. It's plain foolishness.

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Romance / Re: My Friend Is Complaining Of A Guy Who Gives Her Lots Of Money by Groovy1993: 1:49pm On Jan 20, 2020
YouareaBITCH:


This is reality

OK
Romance / Re: My Friend Is Complaining Of A Guy Who Gives Her Lots Of Money by Groovy1993: 1:48pm On Jan 20, 2020
YouareaBITCH:


I’m telling you what I was told, I’ve bin there wen the man sent her 50k for school work

I personally don't believe in ritual but based on the limited information you provided in your original post, the chance that this scenerio occur in real life is extremely minute. You can only expect response from gullible people.

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Romance / Re: My Friend Is Complaining Of A Guy Who Gives Her Lots Of Money by Groovy1993: 1:27pm On Jan 20, 2020
If you are doing a social experiment, you need to put more effort.
I don't care if you are lying but at least make your post more believable.

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