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xynerise:
To me, Nigerian women are the best

Nigerian men loves their Nigerian women.

This one known fact the world may not know about Nigerian Men

FP material.
Meanwhile THIS HOUSE IS NOT FOR SALE!

DEAR African Brother,
i am sympathetic with your cause. But Nigerian ladies which you have made your object of admiration like you have rightly said are one of the most intelligient specie of women folks worldwide. One thing you also have to know is that Nigerian ladies are very cunning, materialistics, down to earth, not romantically inclined, the hate high sounding grammers and they can smell 'mugu' from a million miles. (mugu is a nigerian word that means Fool).

If you really desire a Nigerian woman, you should play it the Nigerian Bad boy way.

Please consult the services of those dudes you assumed you never wanted on your thread.

Let me leave some hints for you. NEVER tell a nigerian lady anything about farming or agriculture, it is usually linked to poverty. Rather say your father own an Oil well.

NEVER show too much desperation, because you may end up paying handsomely for it.

LOOKS don't matter in attracting your Nigerian Queen, Your Bank account balance speaks more better language the Nigerian ladies could understand.


Change your search method Bro and the sky would be the starting point. GOODLUCK.

''Caveat emptor''
tresspassers would be prosecuted according to the law!

Juliaann:
Not guilty

let me be the judge!

ojoro!!

so With just four comments this shiit is on front page?

In 2015, heavenly moderators will do Ojoro for our sake.
They shall take us to high places even if our poor haters don't approve.
We shall be treated like billionaires because we billionaires already.
We shall be so favored dinning with Dangote would be a routine. If you believe shout ''AMEN''!

I think the better answer is ''she is a very good friend, and i enjoy her company or talking with her''

Trendy247:
lol... Tnx man, its dat marriage aspect dat i really wanted to avoid because i knw dats what every caring broda wil want to hear.
The reason he asked me is because d sista always show everytin i giv to her to every1 in her family, including d mum

you are wise to consider it in the first place. In my own case, i had to learn the importance of not saying what you may not fufil.

The truth is that, although no body is forcing her on me, but my word seem to be my bond. And my conscience won't let me rest.

Trendy247:
I know if most of u guys forming king kong here fyn urself in such a situation, una go begin stammer.
To me, the question wud av been very easy to answer if it was asked by the girl herself... But i didn't knw how to convince the brother that my intention was not to use n dump his sister.

Honestly man i understand what you mean. I have been in exact similar situation with similar question. And after like Two years now we have been seeing each other, that question ''what do you want from my sister'' is the one question i can't forget as long as i live.

I remember when the elder sister of my girlfriend popped the question.. I easily and jokingly said i wanted to marry her. And till date, that statement was like endorsing a life warant i may not be able to take back. Many times i wished that question didn't come up and didn't have to answer that question.

My advice, anything you say should not be too committing.. Like ''nothing serious, i just wanted lend her textbook'' lol

I rep warri wolves.

I have to comment on this article again. I have read it like the fifth time now and its like one Jamb comprehension articles with questions like

1: Is catherine the same person as lady midletown

2: Is the writer in love with Ariar

3: what is the appropriate title for the article

beside the dexterity with which this article was written, it has too many implications to do with my personal life and it got me thinking really hard.

The character had to sit through a boring class to get the attention of a lady he is not sure he loves.
Me: i do this alot going through unbearable displeasure just to get the attention of a girl i am not even sure what my intentions are.

Though whenever i visit a buka to eat i insist on Egusi soup because of its predictable taste, but my choice is not the same.

I would chase jenifar because she is light skinned exhaust my airtime to call sandra because i like her bottom and want to taste a sample yet i am very sure i am in love with joyce and want to get married to her, oh! By the way i just payed for her schools fees and i am financially wrecked as well as emotionally But yet i wouldn't let the plantain seller off the hook because such girls must never turn down my advances. Maria just won't let me be, she is too cheap not my type.

My typical life yet i just can't help it. I am just woundering if this thing about demon possessing someone is real or maybe the sense of adventure is that strong to practically drive one to his wits end. Or human wants are insatiable.

I really am searching for an answer!

GOOD articles like this always suffer in terms of contributions because many of us would read it, and be so busy in thoughts we would forget to leave a comment, and maybe we may want to say something but don't know how to say it and worse still the sophistication of the work manages to evade our sense of undastanding that even after reading it like for the third time, we still don't get the point hence no comment.

I am in a category above but i refuse to be predictable like them.

ok we don hear.

I advice you do all this to your wife without sex and see what happens after one year.

XXX5:
Solution:
Upper limit of the set = 50
n + r = 50 + 5
n + r = 55
n = 55 - r
from St 2.
n × r = 750
but n = 55 - r
hence,
r(55 - r) = 750
r² - 55r + 750 = 0
r² - 30r - 25r + 750 = 0
r(r - 30) -25(r - 30) = 0
r = 30 Or 25.
but n + r = 55
for r = 25
n = 55 - 25 = 30.
for r = 30
n = 55 - 30 = 25.
but n + r > 50 by 5.
if r = 25 and n = 30
25 + 30 = 55 > 50 by 5.
and from the question, n > r.
so the right evaluation to be used is
r = 25 and n = 30.
Now, nPr
nPr = n!/(n - r)!
nPr = 30!/(30 - 25)!
nPr = 30!/5!

Expo !!
After u don peep answer from Above.

Chuukwudi:
With all due respect Mods/Fellow nairalanders, Nairaland is a platform where great Nigerians from all over the country and beyond come to get useful information. Big business men, politicians, stake holders in different firms and corporations, civil servants, etc surf Nairaland for authentic news.

Seun, why and where did you recruit these new Mods that flod our front page with the most irrelevant topics?

It's saddening, before now, front page articles used to be very great and cool, But now, all we see is Rita Dominic and her tattoos and pics,

I would advise you to wait for already relevant topics to be properly developed first with comments in their respective sections, so that they will be more intellectually appetising before sending them to the front page.

Nairaland is not a place for kids or for youthful exuberance. Let's be serious. If not, you'll loose relevance.

I've spoken the truth from my mind. To ban me for this reason is the most uncivilised and unenlightened thing you can do.

With due respect Boss, this nairaland not businessday!
If you are too serious for nairaland please visit wallstreet journal, businessday and BBC. This is an info-entertainment platform.

blemon44:
hahahhaha


nobody dey bomb you but
make you dey read your book weller

''yes sah! Thank you sah!''

blemon44:


today is your lucky day
if it were that terrorist(buhari)you would have been bombed by now

Hahahahahahahahaha
lwkm!

''Uncle, please drop that rocket propelled grenade. My sin no reach like dat na besides who wants to hide behind the suicide bomber called Buhari. I like my life oo 4get wetin u dey see''


modified:

holy! I wrote B.o.k.o-h.a.r.i and google translated it back to Buhari.
So Even America and France know this guy's nickname.

In that case i am making a disclaimer:
the Buhari quoted above is not of anybody dead or Alive any semblance is not intentional as this is a product of my imagination.


Who i dey talk to suppose know!

blemon44:
rushes to get his cain......................

runs out of classroom

''ejo oo! Uncle no kill me o.''

runs behind Uncle Jona Ebele

''Please save me Sir''

blemon44:
yes oo

calculate it,subtract,multiply,add and give me the answer

Errm. . Scratches head.

''Uncle i no know oo''

blemon44:
if 110 boko boiz is killed

how many damboa people are left?

lol. . This calls for serious mathematics.

ibson99:
How does this change the price of garri in the market?

That's what we are saying na Akpors. The price of Garri has not change. You can soak your ijebu garri and and groundnut for 50 naira and still get change that is if you stay in my area in wafi. Lol

Akpasomething:
Don't mind these naysayers!!!

We're in the 3rd week of December and the prices of foodstuffs have remained relatively stable..

Very obvious my Brother and this is not even November.
Nigerians love to base their discourse on sentiments. I jus don't know why.

Temihatz:
#Confirmed I'm really sorry for this country. How on earth did they get those figures. It is only in Nigeria you see figures in papers which are directly opposite d real life situation.
Most countries/economies, there's always tradeoff btw inflation and unemployment i.e when inflation is low, unemployment will be high and vice versa.
This country we aren't experiencing any of that, instead we are experiencing what they called STAGFLATION where we have high rate of inflation combined with high rate of unemployment.
Can someone tell me the value of #1000 note? If you think it is money, take off #5 and see for yourself what #995 naira can buy; Then you will know what I'm talking about.
Bloody lairs

you no get sense at all... SMH

how does inflation stats affect currency valuation?

Do you even know what statistics is all about?
It is a systematic collection of datas and informations.
The last time i checked, the price for garri has not double since naira started selling for 180 for 1 dollar. Check your facts well and quite all these uneccesary antagonism

When did this happened?

If its recent, lets ride to front page

FruityLass:
Hiya
He's just so timid

Timid??
I would say i share similar situation wit d guy in question.
I loved a girl so much i couldn't initiate any romantic gesture. . Kisses, hugs etc but i know i love her and can marry her if neccesary.
But i just can't initiate romance or sex for one singular reason '' I don't want to take advantage on her'' if she could make the first move i would oblige her.

Why i act like this?

Because once i meet a girl, the first and only thing that i would want is sex.. So naturally since what i want from this chick in perspective is not sex, i can never approach her for intimacy and believe me this is putting the relationship in a lot of presure.. . Its making it look like i am her best friend. . . As a matter of fact, life is so complex and intriguing..

Back to Topic, if you love him. Ask him to be your lover and even initiate intimate advances i believe he would take it from there.
Thank You.

saaedlee:
She should purchase a sleeping eye mask for her fiance/husband to be, so the lights can stay on while she sleeps. As fo the music, she either buys ear muffs for herself, who tell her say marraige easy?

exactly, that means one of them have to put on a sleeping aid.
That's true sacrifice cause i don't buy the idea of one person paying the price.

When i was young i couldn't sleep without lights, But after a certain period when it became obviouse that i can't always sleep with lights on by virtue of my Nationality, i had to adjust to sleeping in the dark. And now i can't sleep with lights on.

BTW. . Is she Nigerian? Cause the Nigeria i know sleeping in d dark is not negotiable because we naturally don't have lights in the nights.

Does she school in france?

Nice. . Tourist attraction tingy

lalasticlala:
where r d Nairaland beauties, ? make una come refute or corroborate these points o

The beautiful ones are not yet born!!

rigarmortis:
i learnt from other ppls mistakes bro...and I almost fell victim too...

have you ever been with a gril in the room after you have finished "the bizness" her real man bf calls her and she starts the bedroom voice I will call you back later shiiiiii, that taught me a lot sire.

also females in general detests guys they can predict, guys who act all proper and good, and who can surprise them with fun.

the uncertainty also keeps them on the edge and makes them act proper all the time, don't ever commit totally, let your presence be fun, but let that be all you offer, no permanent strings in the foreseeable future....unless.....keep it dangling...

like I said I almost fell, may way of life is what I have painted above, but there was this girl who I fell for, I committed to her.....in the beginning she was more commited too, infact she loved 90% and me ten percent, I saw the future in her so I dropped every and commited, called, gave a my company, time and body exclusively, it was soooo fun for a time, then she started acting up.

I guess I was too nice, breaking my own rules, I was in my finals in school then, subtle things that a born mugu wont notice, but I did, she started taking me for granted and all that, she just assumed that she had me hook which she did at the time, that whatever she did I wil still be there...well I was no born mugu...I went back to my own style...

and guess what!......she started loving up again, calling, texting, asking me whats wrong all the time, I just smile and laugh and say nothing, then just arrange a surprise outing, she thinks we gonna be together, I just form an urgent call and kiss her goodbye....

gradual the outing turned to no outing no time no calls, she started planning surprises and gifts and two birthdys a month for me, flooded me with attention and gifts even when I acted bored all the time with her, cut most of her calls, but when I pick I gist and laugh like nothing is going on.......it was too late then.......

now its almost 4 years later and she is still trying to win me back, I work in Abuja now while she is in warri but she comes to Abuja, gets a hotel and calls me, I just say am busy...

then, whatsapp, and facebook...

my guy...forget.......

don't get suckered onto this mess

The life of a player.
But speaking like a fellow gameboy, Nothing hurts more than you would have to play these game even as a pro. Because most girls would just be Bitches

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