₦airaland Forum

dreydee:
Actually, Research has shown that Jesus was born on September 12

I wonder how them calculate am

ebosse:
Op what about "Kerewa things" ? Because the kind skills and styles girls dey come up with these days I no come understand again oh.... Omooo they don scatter we FRENCH boys waist finish oh!!!

gtrust:
What those kids don't understand is: "the politics of benchmark for Nigerian crude"!
Left to Ngozi it will be $50/barrel but who will cry 1st = Governors!!!

Amaechi cried everyday and said all sort of unprintable things but what's happening today Ngozi was right!!!!!

gtrust:
Ok

When Amaechi and his evil governors' forum were fighting Ngozi you didn't "predict"

When Ngozi was insisting on Excess Crude Account you didn't "predict"

When Ngozi was shouting for Sovereign Wealth Fund you didn't "predict"

When Ngozi was giving out incentive to people to go into Agriculture which today is booming you didn't "predict"

When Ngozi told everybody to expect "a time like this" years ago you had not starting "predicting"

Boring!!!!

Crocz:
One day in the very near future, there will come a man strong willed, determined, inspiring, visionary and fearless who will unite africa into one giant entity capable of influencing world power, one who will never feel neglected or set aside like never matters, one whose might will make others tremble in fear and respect, a Nation far greater than the Roman Empire

And that day, we shall have the "Sovereign States of Africa"

Superstar007:
OMG

Still on this club matter
Mehn Yesterday was Maadddddd!!! I had only N3,000
Naira in my pocket and I was very hungry. But I
wanted to eat good food, so I went to one High
Class Hotel at Ogba and made an order of the
most expensive meal and wine they had available.
After the meals, the drinks and champagne, my
bill was N57,500 but I told the waiter that I had
only 3k and she called the manager.Anyway to
cut the long story short, after being angry and
disappointed in me, the manager handed me over
to the Nigerian Police. On my way to the station, I
gave the Police officers N2000 and I was set
free.Loool, this is what I call "Financial
Management" and I will do this sh*t again
tommorrow, I'm going to Eko Hotels today
evening. So who wants to join me for dinner

Highflyer3:
Sitting in the midst of two chubby women uncomfortably and the bus conductor yelled "Na five five per seat o"

dovelike:
Yep

pretydiva:
Wowwww..u jst made my day.God bless u n ur family

datguru:
And you call this your encounter? Listen let me share briefly, an experience with aro baggers in RSUST ( rivers state university of science and technology)

Aro:dey go, make you no look back. If you mumu, we go just waste you here. *slaps my head* oya dey run.

Me: I took to my heels and ran as fast as my legs could carry me
Even as I'm typing this thing, I'm still shivering. No be small thing that day

herald9:
Single?

herald9:
Single?

herald9:
Single?

vizkiz:
10 top stuffs you must never overlook while choosing a girlfriend
1. Yansh
2. Bo*obs
3. Colour
4. Hips
5. Hot legs
6. Sexy lips
7. Way she walks
8. Spoken english
9. The frequency coming from her yansh while cat-walking
10. Sense of humor

AgapeCharis:
hehehehehehehee

Na to postpone d wedding come do am later

And have ur honeymoon in Bahamas, Dubai and Paris

mizzkeji44:
And itz not everyday you get married

AgapeCharis:
correction

mizzkeji44:
Wedding are once in a lifetime,but u can win more contract another day.

Confession14:
what if the pastor or rev refuses to cancel the wedding

MhisIjay:
Okpanam

MhisIjay:
Na blow dem dey blow soap abi na water she suppose use rinse am out well



Op, u neva talk wetin u nd Amaka cari for mind

cokacoola:
Na the igbo wey the op take 4 dream dy do am all this

zeb04:
I hope the guy was a virgin too coz Me no understand the story at all.

Its true I hv seen ladies who have all the happiness in the world one can dream of a man who is so supportive, emotional and all n yet she goes opening her legs for Brazilian hair.. Really is pressure that much. That we have forgotten who were are n what we stand for??..