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Seun: Good idea.

Bad idea

anthoniosp: signs of end time.... for the likeness and love ness amongst thee and thy brethren shall be taken away..and ye all shall like no more...zebrudiah 56 vs 345.......




































#frontpage...seun hope u don't mind me being the boss hia

E pain me say the 'like' buttons no longer exist i would have dashed u 1000,000 likes.
Very funny comment.

One a more serious note 'likes' is like money in the bank to every nairalander.

Personally thè first thing i checked each time i login to nairaland is my number of 'likes'

the first time i had 50 'likes' on a single comment i celebrated it with 3 bottles of heineken. So you have an idea how sentimental i am with my 'likes'
#bringBackOurLikes

Shaakasi: Tnx dear bt I aint all dt compared to dem
Dese gals r foiiiinnneeeee

can we be friends?

fruityjojo
can we be friends?

in the Nigeria that i live and know very well, i think no other occupation can take the cake from drivers and armed forces especially police and army.

Ever heard of the popular saying, 'all driver have a wife in every park?'

i have hardly come across a medical doctor with two wives, but can not count drivers who have more than one woman as wife and girlfriend.

abdulaz: Here is our own conspiracy theory/arguments In Nigeria >>>> >1. Who or what killed ABACHA? Apple or America. 2. Who killed Bola ige? 3. Did Almustapha killed Kudirat Abiola? 4. What or who killed MKO ABIOLA? 5. Who is sponsoring BOKO HARAM? 6. Where are the CHIBOK GIRLS? 7. Why we no fit get constant light for Nigeria? 8.weytin be the forbidden fruit wey Adam and eve go chop wey God no fit forgive them

My man, this list you have here is the main conspiracy theories that we may never get an answer to.

Those of the Op are explainable.

Americans never went to the moon!

Nigeria government spying on through a secrete mic and cam? Joke of century! How dem wan use do am? Them be winch? They should first of all find all the ghost workers. Imagine paying workers you don't even know if they exist and they want to spy.
You think this is keyhole spying, where got to look your mom and pops doing the deed. Lol

That of Jesus and mary (before you put me in my coffin and nail it, i am also a christian like you)

but which guy can live in this earth for 30 years and doesn't have a chick to touch once in a while? Konji is no respecter of persons and jesus may have been knacking mary magdaline in one of those secret deliverance session.

If na you wetin u go do? When a beautiful mary and martha want die on top your matter?

zeelo2014: Thanks for speaking ur mind. Unlike ur fellow comrades that pretend and camouflage under the guise that they're against these attacks by shedding crocodile tears and saying its all political. I wish ur other brethren come out as boldly as u did, so that many of us will know that we are actually living and dining with the devil.

did anybody ask you to kill your brothers? Now you want our sympathies.

The only sympathy you people will get is when you stop behaving like animals and stop blowing yourselves up.

I can't believe how you people think

where is robert mugabe of zimbabwe!

My God! I love your write up.

These problems are the core nigerian problem. Not the IMF poverty or corruption stats.

Only a true nigerian understands our problem.
Thats why i have not been able to sing any politicians praise until we start addressing this problems we aint going nowhere!

I believe our generation is the nigerian golden generation and by God's grace we must win

moyinoluwabun: So? What's dis epistle all about?

the Ekiti people are a disappointment to democracy

yenex1: this people never allow nursery schools children to cram 36 States n capital them wan add more....I wonder how it will sound though

i tire for this people, for 10 years now i have been unable to cram the present 36 states and capital yet they want to make 54.
Der is God o

Uyi Iredia: I am not impressed. First the LASG is already building a railway. Moreover, I am now of the mindset that a government must attain a good measure of success in providing basic amenities before building on them: roads and better town planning for their better use are more basic and preexist trains. Finally, keeping in mind my earlier points, the supposed loan that financed this initiative could have been put to better use.

better use like what? if in modern day Nigeria and Lagos particularly u don't consider transporting necessary.. I am sorry.
take ur body for example, that u r alive today is d work of a very efficient transport system. (circulatory system).
u can't even emphasize how important transportation is.
it's even better to have an efficient transport system than to feed the poor and hungry. that's how important transportation is.

what you said @op... is a hope every one of us wish it will materialize in our generation and I have no doubt of the possibility. BUT.
the problem of Nigeria is a system of corruption. you can not swim in a stream without swallowing some. that's what we experiencing in our dear country. you cannot live in Nigeria and not be corrupted hence, some very fundamental readjustment must be done.
True federalism is a must for this country to move forward.
the rule of law and justice system must be strengthened... suffice me to say: this is the one reason why OBJ will never get my respect.
he was a victim of lawless and dictatorial leadership but when he came on board the one thing he should have corrected he left unattended. Jonathan should make this his target.
finally security must be held in the highest priority.
Gsaint signing out. peace
long live Nigeria.

GenBuhari: Is the IQ test written in Nigeria's language rather than english and based on things Nigerians understand?.

I reckon that at least a significant proportin of the total score would be influenced by these factors.

I wonder what the score of the average english man would be if the test was written in pidgin english and involved questions about popular nigerian pastimes? Do you think the english man could score upto 69?

your arguments proved their IQ test wrong....
very brilliant...

ikaboy: who ask u? weda u own the entire Boji Boji or not. very atypical of an Agbor man.

Ewobi

Hahahaha... guy calm down.
on a more serious note every thing been said here is the truth.
soldiers and kidnappers are making Agbor a scary place.
My uncle was kidnapped on Saturday and was just released this morning as I speak. the owner of camelite paint (A.j.Nmoye) was also kidnapped last week and I don't know if he has been released or not.
the irony the more soldiers terrorize the town the more kidnapping that goes on.
Nigeria, the President gej, its time for community police.
'Ika rè nma!'

GeraldAlbright: no black dominated nation still comes close to poland,romania etc..
south africa is developed,well for whites its yes for blacks its no. ---even in the united states a lot of of blacks live in the ghetto built by the white man which looked very neat when erected but destroyed by blacks with graffiti,drugs,gang,baby mama and daddy.meanwhile other minorities graduate from the ghetto. its as if if you put blacks in paradise they destroy it and if you put blacks in hell they cant turn it into paradise .even if by chance as they claim the white man is the orchestrator,now why cant blacks prove them wrong?theres more black on black crimes in the world in form of gang violence,voodoo,rituals,witchcraft. black dictators and presidents have done worst to their people than any colonizers.al sharpton should be protesting about gangster culture and african american boys putting their pants down,he should be critisizing lil wayne,50cent etc.
the black activist and pan africanist should be more concerned about starving and rape victims in sudan,rwanda,congo,liberia etc instead of focusing on killing whites. their energy should be focused on developing black societies .everything has already been invented for blacks and all they have to do is implement them. i do not think Obama or western presidents are threatening nigerian government not to develop the country.
the defensive attitude of some comments here is one of the problems of the black man and black society.always blocking and opposing any form of criticism,change and progress and wanting to feel superior to their fellow black.
the black man must evolve into a calm intelligent being like most whites before he can advance.
the other person was talking about colonization. if anything the whites brought some sanity to africa.when they arrived there was intertribal warfare and criminalism,voodoo,killing of twins,ambush rape,mud huts,tribalism and slavery etc many of which continue to echo in african society today,you sold your people into slavery . the whites discovered and drilled the oil which is the backbone of the world economy today including nigeria,you should be grateful instead, and you should use your wealth for betterment of your society instead of corruption,ignorance,tribalism and always blaming the white man.
the nigerian tribalism,traditions and cultures are a hindrance to mental evolution and are incompatible with an advanced progressive society.

Nice discourse with very great points, but u see one thing and that is modern civilization and its model is developed from the "whites's" way of life that has evolved for over 2000yrs. so you see this is an advantage to the white community. I am not saying that this way of life introduced by the whites is bad it's the other way round.
we as blacks are just New comers.

are all the countries dominated by the "whites" really developed?
thank God Nigeria is a black country, we would develop to world power so all this white superior stereotype would stop

Mugu fall guy man chop....lol...joking oooh

JohnRockefeller: no one in the U.K cares,thinks or talks about nigeria whatsoever except nigerians in UK.stop feeling so important..nigerians are the problem of nigeria...U.K please stop giving this ungrateful third world lunatics something to yap about,don't give them any ideas.
that article might have been even written by a nigerian in the U.K in the blog section of BBC website.

Who cares if u.k citizens talk about us.... it doesn't change the price of garri in "mama Rita's shop"
"Abeg pass me dat kpoli, I wan highhhhh"

WildChild00: Dont be surprise BBC is short of news @ the moment.

thank God boko haram have not bombed recently.... I am sure they are hell bent in writing a negative news about Nigeria..
let me help them " double XL, double XL, read all about it.. here in the BBC"
fucktards!!!!!

@op stop quoting vanguard and all newspaper.... what have u benefited from sure-p.
Oya talk.

Abeg u people should go and do something reasonable with ur potential and stop pointing fingers at those who are going some where.... was Dangote born with government officials waiting to give him fair treatment.... he is doing what 99.9% of Nigerian can not do. and the fucking USA analyst should shove their head in anus.... look @ bill gates business model, and many other billionaires.... making money does not need fair practices most times. but it does not stops anyone from venturing..
many Nigerians prefer to drive Okada than invest or become entrepreneurs.. do you know why? laziness to venture.
I am not employed by dangote but he is not making anyone poor.... wish we have lots of dangotes.

its time for fiscal federalism.... states should be independent.

I didn't watch but I listened on radio... seriously our president is not capable of ruling this country. his answers are too shallow for my liking. the most annoying is the reply to cost of government. his argument is shameful.
"imagine u need people who will work with you to be efficient"
as if we don't know that, but he couldn't say what he would do to reduce our senators and reps jumbo pay.
which ministry he is scrapping like ministry for Niger delta...
on terrorism for him to say he does not know whether the boko haram leader is dead or not even after the military have confirmed they killled the terrorist made me speechless.

Nevertheless Jonathan is a good man, a good president but we need more than just been a good person as our president.

And they are still discussing about it?.... I mean whhat is delaying the koreans for heaven sake.... let them start work. they have my approval already.

my brother,,, we no fit yarn for this Uduaghan matter again. e own don pass garri.
I wish him what happened to his predecessor Ibori.
I rest my case.

Desola: Definitely cannot hold a torch to Awo, abeg!

Please modify that statement sharpish.

Ngba to de ni fi omi ata tamba!

no doubt about Awo... but fashola is a true leader with lots of vision. he is just something else. Fashola is a better leader than Awo..
the difference Awo played a very huge role for independence and early Nigeria government so he has a better advantage.

Na big lies..... they should shut d hell up. 9ja must be linked to any nonesense. how did they know she bribed her way.

ba7man: I believe it is now a generally accepted fact that Gov Fashola is the best Governor in Nigeria by far.

this is under statement.... he is the best government leader since independent. both elected and military from the federal to the local government.

Fashola for 2015

ba7man: I believe it is now a generally accepted fact that Gov Fashola is the best Governor in Nigeria by far.

this is under statement.... he is the best government leader since independent. both elected and military from the federal to the local government.

anddy4sunny: I regret been a nigerian true I don't pray for my children TO bear nigerian thank God any child born in usa is automatical an indigen of USA

and you are in a Nigerian forum. your type is a waste to the American people.