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wow, , simply amazing, how did she make it into the house?

FIFA 08, PC DVD, its off the heezy

Nice topic,

I like a lot of em, but in the premiership i like Benjani's goal celebration with portsmouth,

Funny enough , kanu does it at times with him.

he holds an imaginary gun and shoots three people and then sprays all three at once, cool

tope_teadr:
Yo momma's so bleeped up, she mistakes me for you father.

@ Tope, ur momma so fat her shadow weighs 100kg,

I just got the PC-DVD version of the latest EA Sports Soccer Game, and trust me its off the hook,
improved gameplay,
improved defending, u can actually select the player u want to make a last ditch tackle
manual goal keeper, u control the keeper and make match-deciding saves,

and plus the following

u can save the entire match to ur system, 90minutes, of action
u can also export saved clips to windows media player

am still getting to learn new thins

well, i do have the games on pc,

GTA Vice City - CD
GTA San Andreas - DVD

but i hardly have time for it, am glued to my FIFA 08

N more laffta

more laffta

dont hold ur laffta

A blonde walks into a doctor's office. She gets in the room with the doctor and says, "Doc, I hurt all over." The doctor is really confused. He says, "What do you mean, you hurt all over?" The blonde says, "I'll show you."
She then touches herself on her leg. "OW!!! I hurt there." Then she touches her earlobe. "OW!!!!!! I hurt there too!" Then she touches her hair. "OW!!!!! EVEN MY HAIR HURTS!" So the doctor sits back and thinks on it for 5 min. Then he says, "Tell me, is blonde your natural hair color?" The blonde says "Yes, why?"
The doctor says, "Well, you got a broken finger, "


A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding so she asks the blonde if there's a cop behind them. The blonde looks behind her and sees a cop and tells the brunette. The brunette then asks if his he's got his lights on. The blonde replies "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No"

A blonde, brunette and redhead woman decided to compete in the Breast Stroke division of the English Channel swim competition. The brunette came in first, the redhead second. The blonde finally reached the shore completely exhausted. After being revived with blankets and a drink she remarked, "I don't want to complain, but I'm pretty sure those other two girls used their arms.

There were these three women who escaped from prison. A blonde and two brunets. So to get away from the cops they hid in an abandoned farm house. In the farm house there were three burlap sacks sitting around. So they hid in them. When the cops came to the farm house the one of the cops saw the sacks, the officers yells, "There's just three burlap sacks in here!" To which his partner replies, "Then kick them just to be sure it's not them hiding". The officer goes and kicks the one with the brunet in it and she yells, "MEEEYYOWW!" the officer said "Oh, its just a stupid cat in there." So he kicks the one with the other brunet in it and she yells, "RUUFFF RUFFF!", so the officer says, "Oh, it's just a stupid dog!" Then he kicks the sack with the blonde in it and she yells, "POTATOES!"

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when an attractive blonde neighbor came out of her house and went straight to her mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut, and stormed back in her house. A little later, she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, opened it and slammed it shut again. Angered, she again stormed back in her house.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out yet again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it, and then slammed it shut harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions, the man asked, "Is something wrong?" "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying "You've Got Mail."

There was a married blonde who was very concerned about her stupidity to her husband, so she decides to make it up to him by painting the house while he's at work.
When her husband came home, the house was suspiciously green and smelled like paint, so he went to her wife to see what's going on. When he went in the bedroom, she was still painting while she was wearing a ski jacket over a leather jacket. The husband said "I like what you did to the house, but why are you wearing a ski jacket over a leather jacket?" The blonde responds "When I was reading the instructions on the can, it said 'FOR BEST RESULTS, USE TWO COATS!'"

You must be a clown denex,

In case you dont know u dont have a govt. that cares for its masses.

All it takes is for som1 in govt. who doesnt like the sceme or who the scheme doesnt favor, to give a command and thats it.

stop deceiving urself that the govt. cares for you, u make me laugh

ha ha ha very funny.

@ poster

Visit Singapore, Trust me you'll re-write the original message and apologise

I have said it in my previous post,

ipNXs broadband solution is the best in the market for now !!! Full stop

Any one who wants to argue should bring it on!, I dont want to disclose my speed results here cos who knows, i culd be trimmed down lol

@ saddam, have u tried the voice?

We could call each other toll free.

Hala Madrid,

I saw all the highlights, Great one touch football

Guti and Sneijder can destroy any team

Lets hope there wont be any loss of momentum after the International matches

Hala Madrid, This is just the beginning of great things to come,

Imagine a squad that has Robben, Saviola, Soldado, Higuain, Baptista, Gago, Salgado on the bench,

We have depth in every department,

When you dont stare at an attractive gurl, she is disappointed!

When you stare at an attractive gurl, she is embarassed!

To all madrid fans!
Take it easy, as madrid are currently on a rebuilding process. The team is implementing a plan that would create a winning eleven that can last for the next 5 years plus. We just have to be a little patient with the new coach.

Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”
Applicant: “I’m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”

A man was cornered by a lion. he prayed, "Lord, pls make dis lion a christian".

d lion suddenly knelt down and prayed,

LION: "bless this food that i'm about to receive thru Christ our LORD,
amen

@ SugarPlum

Rather than get depressed, here are two tips for you!

Since he's "insecure" according to you.

First of all thats not a cause for worrry, you should be more worried if he was nonchalant! N please dont blame your hubby, sometimes the way guys stare and make advances these days i'm even scared of getting married,

1)Have him take you out more often, when an event comes up make it sound like it's gonna be boring without him, in other words make him feel special
2)When u guys go out in public, especially around male company, cling onto him(act like he's the last male on earth) and show him affection, i believe if u do this more often, he will loosen up a little n have more trust in you

best of luck!

December 12th The 12th Day of the 12th Month

Now y'all know why am favored

I would love to meet any one born on this day - male or female!

Nice one, ;but i'd pass the men and fail the women

i think its decent for a gurl to know if a guy she's dating has plans for marriage or not!
But Marriage Proposal is different from this and should definitely come from the Guy!
For me, i think its a magic moment and should definitely come from the Guy!

Oneal, just checked out the GTI website, looks cool. I may give em a try.
But the thing is how responsive are they to their clients?

@ Spora. Yup, actually they have several payment plans and packages for family and corporate office use-Price varies, For connection to multiple users, the device simply connects to a switch or wifi router. From what i heard quite a large number of companies use this including banks, because of its ease of installation and the fact that it can be used in remote sites.

i hope this is useful.

ipNX has what i would call the 'PERFECT SOLUTION' . I have their product, its called an i-Wireless Broadband. It's a totally converged solution (data and voice) and completely plug n play.
I have actually hit download speeds of up to 700k using this product. And moreso, each box has two telephone lines that come with it. I call my office and friends using this one-in-all solution.
Give it a try!!!u'll keep on smiling i assure u.

very hilarious, means buba was more famous than the pope, haha

Ma Greatest risk was a time in my life when, I WAS SCARED TO TAKE RISKS!!!

Thank You JESUS, for saving me!

very hilarious, lol

@ Diyobdw

Sure gurl,
Actually i got the game (TextTwist) on my laptop. So it can be installed anytime via bluetooth from the system or usb cable connection. Cheers