₦airaland Forum

hahn:
So will you

The Islamic hell fire awaits you.

Calling Jesus an illiterate is a compliment considering he never existed

May Almighty God forgive you cos you don't know what you are saying

israel2563:
Was browsing Facebook when i saw this......

Wey the site wey go talk say " if you want to see the original picture, click this"

hopefulLandlord:
interesting

I dedicate this FTC to the Flying Spaghetti Monster for making me see today, I'm touched my his noodly appendage, the beer volcano and stripper factory awaiting me in afterlife has always kept me going and has strengthened my belief in him as the one true God

I would also use this opportunity to thank Seun , Johnnydon22 Plaetton , ilovetheline, JackBizzle, Kay17, AgentOfAllah, Ayomikun37 , hahn , sonOfLucifer , frank317 muskeeto , Decker , PastorAIO , ValentineMary , Pyrrho , braithwaite , dragonEmperor , theoneJabulani , lepasharon , cloudgoddess , ifenes , Coldhardtruth , brigance , stephenmorris , thehomer , dalaman , Ranchhoddas , CAPSLOCKED , lilbrown007 , Elohim1, RaphieMontella , Weah96 , SirWere , sonofluc1fer , Stephendamsoho , EyeHateGod , FearGodAndLive , LenyCool, Kevoh , Deicide , 4kings , aaronson , Winner01 , Richirich713, naijadeyhia scholar8200 , malvisguy212 , Muafrika2, Dejideji1 , truthman2012, Image123 , InesQor, Joshthefirst MrPresident1, gatiano sukkot, OLAADEGBU , vooks, UyiIredia , Jeromejnr, thoniameek , Tufanja, elantraceey, ceeted, Chidexter, lezz , bxcode, Topeakintola, Tellemall, Ishilove, Drefan2, Strawman, dazzle101, Dejideji1, Farmerforlife, 4evergod2, udysweet, Edelweiss44, KingEbukaNaija and others people that I can't seem to remember right now for shaping my Nairaland experiences



YYYYAAAAAHHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

So God na flying Spaghetti Monster baa

989900:
Alhaji Aminu Gwadabe, President, Association of Bureau de Change Operators of Nigeria (ABCON), on Friday said it was illegal for his members to sell a dollar above N356.

Gwadabe made the disclosure in an interview with the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) in Lagos.

He said that the sale of dollar by Travelex to BDCs was already impacting positively on the market as the Naira had sustained gains at the major segments of the foreign exchange market.

He said that as at 4 p.m. on Friday, Travelex had sold 15, 000 dollars each to no fewer than 1,000 BDCs and that the sale was ongoing, adding that “last week, it sold 10,000 dollars each to about 850 BDCs.

“Any BDCs selling above N356 to a dollar is an infraction on our agreement and should be reported to the association or law enforcement agents for appropriate sanctions.’’

Gwadabe said that to ensure transparency in dollar sales, ABCON had advised their customers to ensure that the rate at which they bought foreign exchange was stamped on their travelling document.

NAN reports that since the resumption in the sale of foreign currencies by Travelex, a licensed International Money Transfer Organisation (IMTO), the naira had been on a path of recovery.

The currency had been appreciating at the three major segments of the foreign exchange market, a development that has raised the hope of many Nigerians.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/10/selling-dollar-n356-parallel-market-illegal-gwadabe/

HmmM I pray ooooooo

nickxtra:
My marriage to my wife is facing a serious challenge, after I discovered from my wife's WAEC certificate, that the date of her birth on the result is 6 years more than what she told and what has been in all her non academic documents, including her C.V. Actually, i have seen all her academic certificates, including her NYSC discharge certificate, but never saw her S.S.C.E and FSLC results that normally bear dates of birth. Each time i ask her for them in order to compile all the credentials for job application purposes, she would tell me that her WAEC, NECO and primary school results are in a box, with her mum in thier home town; that she would ask her mum to bring them. I gnomo her mum lager came with them for her.

Eventually, a serious sure job came for which i would need these credentials to forward to the organization. She gave me the WAEC result with the excuse that age forgot the NECO and FSLC in her current office, which she promised to bring. Lol and behold! What i saw on the WAEC result is a date of birth 6 years higher than what she told me and what is in her C.Vs.

I called her attention and she started giving me excuses that hold no water. She is saying that the same DOB were erroneously registerd for her when, perhaps they were registering her for both WAEC and NECO. That when the results came out and she noticed the errors, she complained and applied to correct same, but since then, the exam authorities have not corrected them. I have not come to terms with the this discovery. I think this may cause us peace, thrust and love in pur marriage.

My brothers and sisters, i think am contemplating of what action to take against her and am contemplating a divorce, but our two children are still very small for this. I want to report this issue to her family and mine. Am gradually withdrawing my trust for her.

I need matured advice and suggestions that will see me through this.

It shows you don't love her if you are contemplating a divorce and issues like this need to be dealt with within two of you.taking it outside will bring less and shame of you

thesicilian:
Its only people who have poverty mentality that behave like this.
I've seen people with G-wagons and Range Rovers stopping to pick up neighbours in the rain, not minding the mud stains on their car rugs and seats

Guy if G wagon or Range rover stop for bustop to carry passenger, people no go enter ooo

deymoh:
The comedian shares these ridiculous photos, thanking God for the uncommon change in size.

Lepacious wrote:

"Guess who? Fat na bastard joor! Throwback of life! #gratefulforasecondchance "

https://www.instagram.com/p/BGr0QGEOFIX

This shows to tell you in life be positive about yourself....do you think she was crazy giving her name lepacious bosse? Is sometin she has been anticipating, now she has gotten it

TrollTrap:
Hahahahahahahha ha the woman done him dirty... 4 kids uno, 7 more kids and it's a football team.
Advice for fellas out there, roll the tape Ye

18 years, 18 years
She got one of your kids, got you for 18 years
I know somebody paying child support for one of his kids
His baby mamma car and crib is bigger than his
You will see him on TV any given Sunday
Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai
She was supposed to buy your shorty TYCO with your money
She went to the doctor got lipo with your money
She walking around looking like Michael with your money
Should've got that insured got GEICO for your money, money, money
If you ain't no punk holla we want prenup
WE WANT PRENUP! Yeah
It's something that you need to have
'Cause when she leave yo ass she gon' leave with half
18 years, 18 years
And on her 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his - lord Yeezy

Guess ur from Yankee........pls come down let's hear u beta aii

Guess ur from Yankee........pls come down let's hear u beta aii

stephenduru:
Read more. http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/06/photos-from-samuel-etoo-and-georgettes.html

Thought he has done one before abi na another woman be this

Dreal11247:
One has to be wondering, Keshi just left the national football team as a Chief Coach and was succeeded by Onigbinde. Few days after his death, Onigbinde followed. May God help us.

You had beta think before write........which kind typographical error u dey write sef...na Amodu u wan write wey u dey type onigbinde?

I don't know why those guys are so so gullible........just a slight twist of doctrine, they have already fallen......sha mke dem no carry their nonsense come Lagos cos it won't be funny

WizydXkoba:
GUY U NEED JESUS

Is like the bolt on ur brain has loosed.........stupid idiot

Congrats Man...................Expecting mine too

bsaying:
Congrats to them... Am not married yet, but i been in relationships and i got tired after a while... So wen i see a relationship (marriage) thats been for 10....i say kudos.......... When i find my woman tho, i will stay forever

May God Almighty help you and make you find a woman after your own heart

Innodon:
Who dem epo

You be Otondo

RandomVic:
Is this plan available for all Sims?

you be agbedu

The best control measure to this is "Just put Parental Control to those Channel" instead of blabbing around

FemiFaniKayode:
I give this marriage 2years 4months and 2days to crumble like a crunchy cookie

You be Enemy of progress

siremmanuel:
With all the money, see his head.. Look at his tangled hair.



Money not everything you know

Which kind thing be this sef.......P A on photography? God pls give somebody a common sense

Kcee sef with him dressing