₦airaland Forum

kolafolabi:
With Prayers, God in his infinite mercy can forgive her sins.

My brother thats the truth.......death comes anytime and as a christian or muslim we have to be fully prepared for heaven before any eventualities. Am not sayin it because of Moji but on a general note.....thank you

kolafolabi:
May almighty God in his infinite mercy forgive her sins and grant her Aljanah Firdaus (Highest part of paradise)

NB: If she dies in sins......she no dey go any Aljanah firdaus

ipobarecriminals:
How I wish we support Sharia law in dis lawless country.When dey cut thief leg/hand,kidnappers go think twice b4 dey carry out their evil

Does that make sharia good to accept?

Dudeweedlmao:
This dog already ate the bone and can't move

Dis one Na snake bite am

youngest85:
Rip

All these small boys wey no get brain

NgeneUkwenu:
Citizens of hell!! Una Wellucome!

Thats crude man.........means you are in hell too

Respect55:
Breaks my heart when people put together pure rubbish in the name of English. Op, why not edit your topic.

Don't you make mistakes?

benuejosh:
some people can be so delusional in thinking. How do you think the man impregnated her while she was mentally unstable? what if the woman took in before the mental issue came in? Our prayer is that God should protect the baby and not all this "i must" comment to make front page mentality.

What is this one saying...............Are you a visitor in this country or you are just trying to reason the oda way round?

Explorers:
Toyota has set the record for the world's fastest SUV as a modified Land Cruiser hit speeds of 230 miles per hour (370km/h).

The turbocharged vehicle rocketed along a 2.5 mile (4km) California runway to beat the previous record of 211 miles per hour (340km/h).

Dubbed the 'Land Speed Cruiser' by the daredevil team, the SUV underwent a myriad of modifications to get it up to pace.

The custom-built, 2,000-horsepower Cruiser had two turbochargers added to its regular 381hp, 5.7L V8 engine to increase its power output five-fold.

Alongside several other engine modifications, the SUV had wider tires and reduced suspension to boost its top speed.

It took former NASCAR driver Carl Edwards just two attempts to break the SUV land speed record.

Modifications to the car's volleyball-sized turbochargers allowed the racer to add 19 miles per hour (30km/h) to his first attempt.






https://www.thesun.co.uk/motors/3506722/toyota-claims-title-of-worlds-fastest-suv-with-230mph-turbocharged-land-cruiser-dash/

https://www.topgear.com/car-news/big-reads/toyotas-230mph-land-cruiser-full-story

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4484612/World-s-fastest-SUV-hits-230-miles-hour.html
Lalasticlala, Mynd44

Omo the guy tekonle for 230km/h..........dat means the SUV is flying

Atmmachine:

Nnamdi Kanu is Buhari's nightmare

At the mention of Nnamdi Kanu, Buhari will defecate in his gown

Nnamdi Kanu spent 2 years in Kuje prison without good food, without good health care, without electricity, without good and fresh air

He came out healthy, smiling, happy, well nourished

Buhari spent the last 2 years in a $60 million mansion with Air conditioner 24/7, he has chefs that cooks healthy food for him, he sleeps in a $4 million bed every night, he has 300 security personnel, he has the most experienced doctors on earth

Meanwhile, he's now in London battling an unknown disease

Please, i will like to spend the rest of my life in Kuje prison so i will look like Nnamdi Kanu

slowpoke sorry Coward sorry Oghogho

LOVEGINO:
Dis man face shaa. a true descender of ape

Where do u tink you descend from..............opodu!

JamieNaija:
President Muhammadu Buhari has approved an additional N35 billion to the Niger Delta Amnesty Programme for the sustenance of the new understanding between the Federal Government and the oil-producing communities of the region.

A statement from the office of Vice-President Yemi Osinbajo reads

"Currently the Amnesty Office has now paid up all ex-militants backlog of their stipends up to the end of 2016. The release of the additional funds is coming after presidential level interactive engagements in the Niger Delta, where the Buhari administration has enunciated a New Vision for the oil-producing areas based on the presentation made by the Pan Niger Delta Forum, PANDEF, to the President when he received leaders and stakeholders from the region last November.

Subsequently, the President asked his deputy, Vice President Yemi Osinbajo, SAN, to embark on a tour of the region that saw him visiting several oil-producing States in the country. Besides the monthly payment of about N65, 000 to N66,000 to the ex-militants, the funds would also go to the provision of reintegration activities under the Amnesty Programme including payment of tuition fees for beneficiaries from Niger Delta who are in post-secondary institutions at home and abroad, payment of in-training & hazard allowances and vocational training costs'.


SOURCE: http://www.jamienaija.com/2017/05/president-mohammadu-buhari-approves.html

35billion abi million.........I am not understanding

EaglesT:
This one too is in Lagos??

Yes and its a church

lalasticlala:
PHOTO: @NGRPresident Buhari Departing Abuja On His Way To The UK For Medical Treatment.

https://mobile.twitter.com/SaharaReporters/status/861461898801360896

I decree the Balm of Gilead rest upon you Sir

dheespectre:
Na today e start??

Meanwhile, generator power booster for heating elements like iron, boiling ring, etc for sale..
N4500 only
In Lagos
0811 9387235

Picture pls

K

NnamdiKanu:
Buhari the chief peadophile will hail the man....
Buhari is a Terrorist...
Watch how a4onjas will start foaming from their mouth, Dirty and lousy slaves ..May chukwu Okike Abiama strike anyone that quotes me

I am Ohamadike 1 of beerFra Land

You well at all?

Ovokoo:
Source: http://ovoko.com.ng/nigerian-mfm-fc-striker-stephen-odey-kicked-danish-club-age-falsification/

Too bad .........try again next time and be real

queenst:
https://360jamng.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/18380357_207976899717938_4783028915453034496_n-1024x1024.jpg


I don’t blame the guy at all, we all know what Paul’s sitting room and Bathroom look like.
Very soon, it will be the kitchen! **winks**
He wrote:

Bro the jacuzzi guy just de play ohh u come de photo copy my house join Wetin happen na

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Source: http://360jamng.net/photo-fan-recreates-paul-p-squares-sitting-room-he-laments/

Instead make una hail the person say e try.............una still dey form voltron.e easy to arrange that set abi na teeth he take buy those thing.....abeg shift joor

tatafonaija:
Another video of former beauty queen Ms Anambra Chidinma Okeke hits the internet.

watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kwb63ZfnYFA

Wow she get courage ooo..............old things have passed away ...ride on

Afonjashapmouth:
Let madam handle the mess or tell Ur madam to rearrange the cloths and bra. if after doing it on 2 to 3 occasions and she still does not get the message then let Ur.madam spill it

Perfect Solution!

frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.

Guess your joking baah

hollawaley2:
NIGERIAN AIR FORCE FIGHTER JETS DESTROY BH ARTILLERY

watch-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXF60xM9Tws
source-https://www.facebook.com/hqnigerianairforce/

Finish them !!!!

CastedDude:
A suspected thief identified as Mr Wisdom from Adele road in Sapele, Delta state got more than he bargained for after he was caught stealing car stereo in Ajogodo Sapele-Warri Road. The guy was beaten to pulp by vigilante who caught him before he was handed over to the police.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/04/see-what-vigilante-did-to-thief-who.html

Where is the beaten to pulp?

Jahbless03:
Marriott Hotel is a five star deluxe full-service property conveniently located @ NO. 901 Dixon Rd.Toronto, just few minutes drive from Pearson International Airport and close to all major highways connecting the Greater Toronto Area.. We have been in operation since 1986 and have undergone many exciting changes since then including multi-million dollar renovations to all our 424 guest rooms, lobby area and food & beverage outlets. We also have a total of 12 functional 12,500 square feet of flexible meeting and banquet space as well as three restaurants, a lobby bar and room service.
 
We are currently recruiting new workers with a minimum of one year experience in a 4 Diamond property. We are seeking to expand our team of workers. Positions are available for full time employment now, Express your interest by applying! Maybe you would like to get your foot on the door to move on to permanent employment with Marriott Hotel.
Marriott hotel Canada is a luxurious hotel in the inner harbor of the heart of Toronto. We provide excellent guest service in a superior setting delivered by our team of attentive and friendly professionals. We are always looking for energetic, service-oriented people to join our team, if you believe you will make a positive contribution.

 Below are required information's from any interested candidate.

1) Full name as it appear on your international Passport...
2) Passport number...
3) Date of Issue...
4) Date of Expiry...
5) Date of Birth...
6) Nationality...
7) Country of residence at present.....
Age...
9) Sex...
10) Marital Status...
11) Phone number...
12) Position you are applying for...
 
To marriotthotel24@gmail.com

You are advised to fill all the above information's correctly, avoid any mistake to avoid complications in your application process. Applicants are allowed to choose up to three positions to assist our personnel manager to fix you in any available space, After we receive and verify your information's We will send you a contract paper, and you will send it to Canada Immigration office for your visa processing, and as for your Vacation, Accommodation and Feeding, they are all Hotel management responsibilities;And what you should know also for your easy way to enter Canada. You will apply for work visa; this is the easier way now to enter Canada .  We want our workers to apply this way, due to the new Canadian Immigration Laws. So when you arrive here in Canada, The Hotel Management will then arrange for your resident permit / working permit to enable you work and live permanently in Canada.


If you prove very capable, you will be entitled to salary increment after six months of your arrival by 20%  and be informed that your working hour is 8 hours daily which may change depending on condition or season but all employees must be rewarded for any additional time. All employees are entitled to one month leave yearly with remuneration... Sick leave and maternity leave.

The Hotel Management will process your entry visa through Canada Immigration. Because of the new Immigration laws. Government do not need more immigrants at the moment but The Hotel Management will have to process your documents through the Immigration office here in Canada,  after processing your documents, They will authorize the Canadian embassy in your location to issue your visa without delay, So that you can come over here and start your job.
 
 
NOTE: This vacancies is for both local and international applicants, the International applicants visas will be processed immediately their applications are approved, we will help to bring the international applicants here in Canada for immediate employment through the Canadian immigration, so If you are interested  to work with us we will also help in the processing of your visa, the Immigration office will process your papers and forward an authorization letter to the Canadian Embassy in your area to enable you obtain a visa immediately at the embassy with- out delay. 

We will provide your Air ticket and Accommodation.
 

Regards

Scam!...........goto Google for confirmation

folakemigeh:
oh my God!!!

I cant imagine the type of diseases this girl must have passed to several men and women also.

I can not even imagine the type of demon that will be living in such girl



In all my entire life, i am so sure i have slept with not more than 40 Men

You sef be ASHAWO.................40 men bawo

marryjesus:
Stanbic IBTC Holdings PLC, a member of Standard Bank Group, has posted Profit After Tax (PAT) of N16.1 billion in its first quarter operations, against N7.8 billion achieved in the corresponding period in 2016.

Specifically, the bank’s performance for the first quarter ended March 2016, showed 106 per cent rise in profit, from N7.8 billion to N16.1 billion while pre-tax profit stood at N18.6 billion, an increase of 78 per cent over the N10.2 billion recorded in the corresponding period of 2016.

The bank attributed the improved performance to sustained focus on the bank’s objectives, as well as heavy investment made on digital channels upgrade for enhanced operations.



Gross earnings stood at N47.0 billion, representing an increase of 35 percent over the N34.8 billion recorded in the comparable period of last year.Similarly, total assets went up 11 per cent to N1.2 trillion from N1.1 trillion in December 2016.

The Chief Executive of the bank, Yinka Sanni, said: “I am delighted to announce another strong performance for the first quarter of 2017 following the recent release of our FY 2016 results. Stanbic IBTC Group achieved significant growth in profit after tax by over 100 per cent, despite the challenging trading environment which was characterised by challenges with FX liquidity, difficult credit environment and an increasing cost of operations.”
He added: “We remain positive that economic activities will improve as the Nigerian economy is beginning to show signs of positive outlook due to an increase in the supply of foreign exchange to both retail and corporate users and decreasing headline inflation.
According to him, “As we focus on driving our objective to be the leading end-to-end financial solutions provider in Nigeria, we will continue to leverage on our upgraded digital channels and our membership of the Standard Bank Group.”
He explained that the group’s liquidity ratio closed at 94.35 percent, while the bank’s liquidity ratio was at 83.99 percent at the end of Q1 2017. These ratios are significantly higher than the 30 percent regulatory minimum.
He added that the group’s capital adequacy ratio remained above the minimum statutory requirement of 10 percent, with total capital adequacy ratio of 21.69 percent.
more at http://www.akelicious.com/2017/04/stanbic-ibtc-posts-n1611b-pat-in-q1.html

My 450k join

sisisioge:
This one just weak me. What are your own people saying about the whole thing? Sometimes, marriage really do mess things, right? Weren't you living well as man, woman and child before? Whew! I think something isn't right about her family, you might need to have a mediator assist you with this. Nobody here will advise you to divorce your wife o.


However, if you really don't mind hearing one undiluted truth here though, that family you married into is wacky! A straight recipe for disaster .Brace yourself, it will happen eventually.

Seconded n in addition after peace with her n d family ,move her away to a faaaaaar place where it will not be easy for her mother n family members to visit. For as long as she is seeing her mother often, your marriage will still be in turmoil.......tx

robonski15:
My fellow farmers and aspiring farmers fish business is no joke.. Its not what u toil with, its serious business.. Before u venture into it go and learn it practically.. Go to a good farm to see for youself.. Majority of the people that claim to be in the business are thieves.. They have sugar coated mouth to lure people into it and take their money...

I had to sqeeze out time to write this little piece for aspiring and practising farmers..

I am not here to sell any manual/books fingerlings or juvenile please.. Am here to answer any sort of question you need to know about catfish farming.. Feel free to ask me because I want the best for everybody,let's share ideas and make money together rather than exploiting people... So am all ears to your questions.. GOD BLESS YOU ALL..

visit www.agricnetwork.com to learn more about catfish farming business and also connect with other fish farmers. like us on [url]facebook.com/agricnetwork[/url]

God bless you and increase the work of you hand

robonski15:
My fellow farmers and aspiring farmers fish business is no joke.. Its not what u toil with, its serious business.. Before u venture into it go and learn it practically.. Go to a good farm to see for youself.. Majority of the people that claim to be in the business are thieves.. They have sugar coated mouth to lure people into it and take their money...

I had to sqeeze out time to write this little piece for aspiring and practising farmers..

I am not here to sell any manual/books fingerlings or juvenile please.. Am here to answer any sort of question you need to know about catfish farming.. Feel free to ask me because I want the best for everybody,let's share ideas and make money together rather than exploiting people... So am all ears to your questions.. GOD BLESS YOU ALL..

visit www.agricnetwork.com to learn more about catfish farming business and also connect with other fish farmers. like us on [url]facebook.com/agricnetwork[/url]

God bless you and increase the work of you hands

ChangeIsCostant:
This is really nice. A blind man identified as Ahmed Ali a.k.a Mai kifi an indigenous of Mafa LGA Borno State -is said to have given his land to over 500 IDPs for shelter in Maiduguri, Borno state, according to a report by twitter user; Aisha Musa Kidah..

http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/04/blind-man-donates-his-land-to-shelter.html

You shall receive your healing in Jesus name

Ovokoo:
Source: http://ovoko.com.ng/lagos-state-government-relocate-computer-village-ikeja-kotangowa/

Cc: mynd44, lalasticlala

Should we blow whistle for illegal structures?.........i get them plenty for my side

chuose2:
If I had $1.5 million.

I'd spend it to educate Nigerians that NYSC is just a way to take under-paid labour to the North.

And educate Nigerians that they have the right to self determination.

Then use the rest to let people know that tithing is not a law in the New Testament.

The one wey remain, I go buy me and my wife moto.
If e go reach Bugatti fine, if not na Beamer

Am very sure you have neva stumbled upon this kind of money cos wen ds kind money land your hand ,ur brain go dey miscalculate.. educate Nigerians you won't do,buy bugatti u won't buy