₦airaland Forum

XXLDICK:
Oluwatobi, please advice your father to stop embarrassing your family cause he know appears dumb defending Buhari stupidly.

If buhari employ you as his aide ............who will you defend?

Scrooge:
Why don't you look up the definition of the word antivenin before responding ignorantly? Antivenin or Antivenene is a biological product (antiserum) used in the treatment of venomous bites. It contains antibodies against specific poisons especially those in the venom of snakes.

To make it easy to understand, It's me saying to the op, "give your dog Panadol", and you replying "Paracetamol you mean".

Ignorant!

Simple question he asked ......since you know beta why dont you explain further wat Antivenin means........all this black people sef

dauddy97:
This mighty phyton was killed by the student of ATBU. students staying in Block A

This is not a python.......its either a puff adder or a rattle snake

joshkiddies:
The Police have declared a Nigerian undergraduate, Oluomachi Doris Nwoke, a 300 Level Environmental Science student of the National Open University, Nigeria, with the Matric Number  – NOU143739530 wanted, for reportedly stealing her aunt’s jewelry valued at N4.8m and withdrawing the sum of  N120,000 from her account, before running away on the 8th of June 2017.

It was gathered that she has been with her aunt, Mrs Chigbu for 7 years, as she saw her through Secondary School , Computer School and got her admitted into the University. Any Information regarding Oluomachi should be directed to the NPF. Call the IPO on: 08091493000 or Inspector Lucky on: 08032111109.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/06/nigerian-undergraduate-declared-wanted-stealing-aunts-n4-8m-jewelry-n120k.html

Omo ti shiju.........

NwaAmaikpe:

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A dog has a master and the master is a Lord.
Long live Aloras
Long live AroMates
Long live Ahoys

The seas may not always be calm...but even the greatest tempests can be overcome by a skilled sailor.


Long live Nigerian Navy
Onward
Forward
Forever.

People wey dem neva see river dey call dia selves sailors

Explorers:
4. Sudanese Pounds.



The Sudanese Pounds is the currency of Sudan, it is one of the highest currency in Africa.

About 6 Sudanese pounds is equal to one United States dollar.

To the Nigerian Naira, a Sudanese pound equals 48 Naira.

Oh my Nigeria..............thou hath thy cursed

Foxie:
Hello Family,

We'll be tying the nuptial knots towards the end of this year God willing. My would be Husband is of the opinion we pass our wedding night in a hotel, but I'm of the opinion we spend it at our new home. My reason for suggesting this is that we've never been intimate and it's my first time, I would have preferred the first experience to be on our matrimonial bed.

Please note that this isn't the honeymoon proper, I as well suggested that if we spend wedding night at home, after Thanksgiving the next day we'd go for honeymoon proper for a week to his place of choice, that's somewhere away from home.

Please are there things I need to know about spending wedding night in the house, or is it better we spend the night in the hotel? Please advice me married couples. Thank you.

NB: I had to open another thread as the first one I can't access it, sorry for the double post

You made a point.........only depends if your husband agree to it

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Which job are you looking for again when you can offer dis services.......... well shows you aint competent

menwongo:
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Small time una go say person dey keep information to himself. Thank me later

FYI Ders no job that pays such amount except football and it has to be annually and not monthly

Amosjaj:
6. Reading this post make me believe that there are some self made woman out there, shout out to the slay queen/b*tch I pray you never get sense when your mate are achieving something with there life ✌️

Never too late for them to realize only if they can VISUALIZE that slaying doesn't pay

Amoyinoluwa24:
A 'Pastor' of God's Foundation Life Bible Ministry has allegedly beat his landlady To Death over rent in Anambra state.

The self-acclaimed 'Spiritual man', according to reports was exposed by angry residents of Abata Nsugbe area in the state who destroyed the church only to find his shrine with Charms and other diabolical items. See the video and photos;


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDv9Hc6oNVk



Source: http://www.cambellsblog.com/2017/06/pastor-beats-landlady-to-death-over.html

No sunday service?

NwaAmaikpe:


The man should be more concerned if his wife went ahead and sucked it..



Trust no woman.

Exactly! Maybe she was caught unaware staring at the pole then she had to defend herself saying she got it from a group page. A man cant just send a weird pic without a formal toss.........pretenders every where

Funlord2:
Stephanie otobo!

You no serious oooo

vinscent:
I have these two imported US v clean car for sale.. location..Ibadan.hit me on 07050252811,auto transmission

Can u pm me the prices of each with more pictures if possible ?.......thanks

Dotwillis1:
.After two years and just one bus for Surulere students
...issokay

Thanks to him tho....buh don't be surprised when you see the bus abandoned in a mechanic shop some weeks to come

Una go talk shaaa

Perspectives:
Marriage is one of the next thing in my life right now and I don't want to get it wrong.

What are those things that can convince a person to tie a knot without regretting later in the future?

Are there signs that should be looked out for?

What are those red flags that shouldn't be ignored?

Married people, about to married, people in serious relationship, please we need your input.

Marry your friend for at least 3years of devot friendship

nerodenero:
For this kain church, na Chelsea and Arsenal be their god, God is not preached here.

The church has been seriously abused and most Christians aren't disciplined. Apologies to Christians but this can never happen in a mosque.

Verdict: this is no church but a viewing centre for Chelsea and Arsenal fans.

You are damn right..........cant be a church!

Rayman5:
Mr. Krane u I think is a DISGRACE to the entire music industry

Easy abeg

Benz4pimp:
U r crazy...u feel I will pretend and act like a pastor?that I know about CC fraud doesn't make me a fraudster,foolish thing

We know your type....aint good for notin punk ass motherfucker...get you soon

Benz4pimp:
Stolen CC are sold every where,even online....not trying to justify why he did,he just f"d up by not obeying the rule of using a duplicated CC!!!!All of you throwing shades at him,u ain't better

My friend sharaaaaap........wat are you trying to insinuate, instead of you to condemn wat he did ,you are aiding others to play dirty cards rite..crime is crime.....YOU ARE ON TRACK RITE NOW ...watch ur back!!

MakeADifference:
The question is this - would she have given somebody else water if they had that white skin?
I assume yes.


Would this story had cut most headlines if it wasn't a Nigerian involved?
I assume yes.

I therefore decide to stand with the lady, be she Afonja, Flatno, Awusa, Charlie, or Almajiri.

Down with the pilot who ordered out and that zombie who could not go and ask her superiors if she could give someone in desperate need of water.

Now you begin to tink racism creeps in.....somebody misbehaved and was dealt with and here you say you stand with foolishness. There are protocols wen in flight. The hostess said we dont give water before take off.coutesy demands you to say ok n tell the hostess how desperate you need the water so she gets you the water as soon as the plane gets on air......shikena no cause for alarm. I am sure you neva enter plane before thats y u can stand with foolishness

NwaAmaikpe:
This Moet is too local.


See her cheap slip-on.

Shut up critic.........wetin u wear

Ramaa:
I just don't know why it pain me this much....

Awon aye akamara.............y e dey pain you?

dre11:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/05/presidency-arms-probe-desbanded-presidency-source/

You see this country eh............we are corrupted more than the corruption

chemberlin:
MMM team of guiders in osun state celebrates democracy by informing the public that the platform is is on. Here are some photos that grace the occasion...some reason of guiders and participants had a rally from stadium to olaiya(freedom park)

Dunno what to say

MaaziNnamidiot:
World Boxing Champion that doesn't have a Wikipedia page, should that one even be called a boxer?

MaaziNnamdigoat

26andsearching:
Yes o

That's my compulsory criteria

I find it difficult to move with worwor gals

I always go for naturally beautiful ones

Soup wey sweet na money kill am

thorpido:
Which one is short man sense?You don't know the height and arm length of AJ is an advantage?Moreover,Mayweather is not even in the heavyweight category

Dem dey wine you, you sef come dey jabo..........who ask you story?

Jeffboi:
So make I fry beans

Up to you

Jeffboi:
bros abeg we still de pray for the victims of building collapse you come de bring this funny thread

This is food section Oga ade

apeiron24:
University of Lagos was named Moshud Abiola University Of Lagos and there was a protest. Thanks to God for the success, if not, Some people would be students of MAULAG now..... what an Impertubably Lugubrious pronunciation.

Naming Higher institutions after heroes I not my problem. My Problem is the abbreviation that follows after.....

Imagine Naming University of Ibadan after "Gbadamosi Adeyinka"... which will make it Gbadamosi Adeyinka University......

The abbreviation is "GAU".... which is a bad word situation in Yoruba language.....

..... Jambite would be like "Mo to wo GAU" I have been admitted.....

....Imagine you are in a Church and a Lady is giving testimony about his admission into "GAU"

...She will be like...... help me praise God o.... I just entered GAU......

..... Please our Governments should think about abbreviation o.....

...Anyone here want admission to "GAU"

Onikere GAU lepa GAU oooooo

toba400:
Less than two weeks after he separated from his wife and was accused of wife battery, Lanre Gentry, Mercy Aigbe's estranged husband, is already showing off a new woman as the new love of his life


Source: http://www.flexygist.com.ng/2017/05/20/photo-mercy-aigbes-ex-lanre-gentry-is-already-showing-off-his-new-love/

Women are always available..........weda you are rich or poor