₦airaland Forum

BlackfireX:
1.5 he is not dead.

Over 2.5 he is dead.


Draw X 3.5 he will not go to heaven

1.78 (Papa Ebube will meet with Angel Gabriel to judge his case)

Hmmm! Chung Mali Keith. Plateau people can be honest and straight forward. The most tolerant people in the country.

Moustache:
Damn!!!.. she got thick laps..just barely looking at that thick ridden thigh from the cars reflection makes me wanna cuuuuuum

You need help.

24hourNigeriane:
A Nigeria musician messaged me that he wants the username I'm using but actually it his own name

What do you think about this guy's should I just give it to him ?

for a price of course. N500,000

It's same as selling a domain name. Don't be naive.

Whobedatte:
Thats mine too
I'm an experiential supervisor.
Can I send a DM?

Sure. Or you can reach me on 0705

mrvitalis:
This is luxury tax no one should complain

It would affect me very much but i believe in taxing

ZOMBIE SPOTTED!

Whobedatte:
Experiential agencies ready for cash out

That's my profession. I was excited to see this.

Suspect33:
it's now Messi will start to score useless hatrick and braces, but when it matters most in KO stages, the she goat gets lost, The one man that turns up when his team needs him most, the true GOAT...

Hatrick for Dortmond? Seem like you underestimate the the strength of Dortmond. Wait till second leg and see what Dortmond will do to Barca. Mark this comment.

Gbam.

I won't say more. Lemme just walk out of this thread and let the Police do their job.

eTECTIV:
Why exactly are d Nigerian Police reacting? D acct clearly states dat it's a parody account so why are dey reacting to? Dey won't reacting to d rising kidnapping cases and other security challenges but dey are quick to react to a social media account... Are dey Nigerian Police Faux?

Do they even understand what a parody account is?

GOFRONT:
Better he use the handkerchief to tie his John Thomas to his lap......

Hahahahahhaaaaa evil comment!!!

https://www.nairaland.com/ubunja here is a link to his profile.

Christian:
Do you believe in God?

Athiest:
No!

Christian slaps Athiest

Athiest:
Jesus!

Not a good idea ma'am.

kingreign:
I learnt you've got diarrhoea of the mouth. What stops you from doing same as he's done?

I'm sure the both account came from one person. An empty headed cretin.

Mustsucceed:
Owww far? Wetin iffa talk?

Iffa said the hair is too stubborn.

majamajic:
why the hair unkept ?

Lemme ask iffa

Monolistic. Afro percussions need more dynamism.

ElRufai... Answer the question. How do you intend to don't?

This is Buharis thank you gift for not protesting against his incompetence.

I would say my farewell soon. I learn more on twitter with less insults and tribal slurs.

Pure LIES!!!

What's the pay? Contact me, yeyeitunes @ gmail .com

Josnac:

Buhari Media Owls (BMO)
I'm surprised their nairaland branch chairman, the dead meat seller is yet to react.

Mannabbqgrill. It cannot be otherwise.

NwaAmaikpe:





Na wa.
I am confused.
If the church is a refuge and the house of God, how will a petty burglar succeed in robbing it.

And if our God is such a merciful God, why did the petty burglar not survive this?

He may not be petty after all. He may be the only Church Robber in the community who decided to rob at a time God was regretting his Man creation.

KaluDav:
Dear nairalanders, please I need help. I'm an entrepreneur but things have been very difficult recently. I barely feed. As I type now. I have not eaten since yesterday. My body is shaking. I've never been this broke.
Please any amount I receive now will be highly appreciated.
This is my account details
6555990871
David Kalu
Fidelity Bank.
God bless you.

The phone you are using, how much will you sell?

Esseite:
Dont the military have thermal snipers in this country?

War has gone beyond mundane body on body fights.

If I were to be in the military, I would've enrolled as a sniper.

Davash222:
Not justifying crime, but, Siasia if na you dem give 1.5M Naira to coach Super Eagles, you go gree collect

Come, you lick shitt?

GloShare:
Any agreement can be broken... that's why it's an agreement.

Or did the agreement permit killing Nigerians?

FG should seize about 2% of SA firms profits and put it in an escrow account to pay damages and compensations in case of such attacks. After every 5 years, the monies can be returned to the companies while a new batch of profits are held down.

Flesh & blood did not reveal this to you.

Firstorderwizard:
300k +spreading legs=600k
To get p**sy now na big advantage oo
My dick is my biggest liability and no 1 problem wey I get.
Abeg is it possible to get artificial p**sy

Ask Bob Risky

This regime is synonymous with loss.

I don't want to say more so I can spare myself some headache.

You go get problem for marriage o, this guy!