₦airaland Forum

jesmond3945:
your mother is a disappointment to mankind.

Hehehehe what business has my mother got to do with mankind? Your mother on the other hand has to explain to your father how an impotent man like him got a demented son from a bipolar mother who has everything to do with man-kind. Go and ask your mother who your real father is. I'm sure he's from South Sudan or Daura.

jesmond3945:
it is your mother that is demented and dead zombified fool.

I'm sure your Mother will be disappointed to know you are a Buhari supporter and the blame is on your Father who should've have taught you how to make good choices in life.

You are a disappointment to your parents and children.

jesmond3945:
yes. you are very lazy and there is nothing buhari will do to please you.

I see. Sorry I argued with a demented dead brained Nigerian zombie. I even thought I was sharing talks with a sensible Nigerian.

Price?

How much last?

You no sell am for N50,000?

Abeg na!

jesmond3945:
if you cannot eat catfish then forget about eating fish. Even in norway not everyone eats stockfish and there is nothing anybody can do about it. The government cannot hurt the economy because of the preferences of you lazy lot.

Mumu! Very soon you'll start sewing Ankara because that's the only fabric Nigeria produces. If you can't do that feel free to wrap yourself with banana leaves. Awu!

spyg1:
If we are incubating infants. why can't we start a stockfish farm? Let's reason like adult, seize the opportunity and blow.

Ok the problem is that Stockfish only breeds in glacial icy salt waters. We live in the tropics!

Only countries like Norway and Iceland among few others have stockfish large enough for export.

jesmond3945:
must it be stockfish? is there anything stockfish gives that your catfish cannot give. the laziness is really blinding your eyes. You hate sacrifice but want to be like dubai.

mumu, go and ask in the north not everyone eats catfish. In the south not everyone likes tilapia fish. You sit in one state all your life talking as if you understand how economies work. Go and sleep my friend!

ednut1:
it can be imported thru apapa. Enter the business na

Noted. Maybe you should research on why people choose Cotuonu port than Apapa.

Let me give you a hint
*High Taxes & Tariffs
*Theft & Vandalism
*Unstable import laws
*Bad road network
*Stress

To name a few.

mexyk:
Better wake from your slumber. What exactly is wrong with what he said? Firstly, we need to start thinking about import substitutions and how to improve them from our end. The catfish many people rear have so much potential, with some value addition like drying or smoking.

I don't think you read his comment well. He wants us to rear stockfish in Nigeria.

That aside!

Do you know that there are people who don't eat catfish simply because they consider it a carnivore? I don't understand why Nigeria had to be different. Other countries have thriving economies even with the imports they make.

Stockfish has no competition in Nigeria. It is a brand of fish on its own and cannot be produced in Africa generally because we do not have glacial icy salt waters on the continent.

If we wish to export our locally made goods we should also open our border for goods we cannot produce.

Detour00:
Must you eat stockfish?

Don't worry very soon, you'd be comfortable with plain rice & palm oil N30 from kano.

Poverty dey smell for your side.

jesmond3945:
go into fish farming simple

Hmmmm! You Buhari supporters talk dumb a times. What do you mean by start a fish farm. Do you mean we should start stockfish farming in Nigeria?

Do you even know what a life stockfish (codfish) look like?

PS: for those of you quoting me...
1: No, one mustn't eat codfish but note that not everyone eats catfish as well. Especially in the north where they believe it is a carnivore

2: You cannot breed a codfish in Nigeria as a business because this fish natural habitat is icy salt waters which can only be bred in northern Europe (Norway & Iceland)

3: instead of closing the border of Nigeria, why not reduce tarriff and import tax. Closing the border means even Nigerians can't export our commodity to other African countries through land border. Thereby creating unfavorable balance of trade and breech of bilateral agreements

angelEmade:

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My 15th ftc in two days. lemme dedicate a poem to it.

What you need is a job!

What are your special skills? I may have job for you!

jojothaiv:
Mutumina...

Ga hanu na...

lol kwarai da gaskaye! Na gashe ka oga na.

Sunnycliff:
There's none o...Rice here in owerri is 25k and Xmas never reach....smh

Do you know the food called couscous?

BlackCrainte:
Adekunle Gold is no longer having sense

Their are better ways to address a fan without being blunt and rude.

Na dem.


e-Beggers

No

You say?

post=83671960:
This fraudster and impersonator is totally mad patapata.
We hope he is still using his 5 different monikers he has on Nairaland.

A thief that works for and still supporting criminals that took our country 60 years back through their reckless stealing and looting.

Mumu Reno, Awon the blogger blogger!

How many years back has Buhari taken us to?

crestedaguiyi:
whats up nairaland, which one be the makeup parade na.

this girl go sabi Mouth Action, just look the lips well

You no different from the lecturer she talked about.

Sterope:
Money laundering is more like it. Now your masters will have nothing stopping thrm to destroy your nation, your future and your children children's future.

Why all this epistle, do I seem to you like an extremist or a political urchin?

Please take your views to a blogging site I'm not interested in whatever you have to say and... Don't quote me again.

SouthSouth1914:
Lies! They are doing it solely for financial reasons, that’s why they booted out David Cameron because he was against it. But they found in the long run it wasn’t going to favor them financially so they keep postponing until status quo remains

That's another reason. I shouldn't have said 'solely'. Wrong choice of word.

Britain will adopt Brexit and sanitize their land of foreigners and religious bigots. That is their sole aim, to cut off European agreements so as not to break any existing laws.

ursullalinda:
Christianity can't be understood by logical reasoning that's why it's called miracle not magic...I know one or two miracles I have experienced but it will sound impossible to a lay man.... the only sad thing is that Africans have commercialised everything.... the highest scammer wins and the gullible followers are not helping issues

I've always believed that my testimony is the most unbelievable.

holysina:
hahahahaha what about those of us wey dom comot before una vote. will God also be judging us same way?

No sir. God bless and keep you all safe. I didn't mean to swear for anyone, we are all trying to survive. God bless our hustle.

Rolex66:
You sound like an uncivilized fellow. Were you at the polling booth when they casted their ballot? You need to learn to shut that trap once in a while.

Stop advertising stupidity.

Thank you sir. Mr learned fellow. I'm glad I pissed you off via my comment, channel your frustrations to your government and learn to mind your business where you are not quoted. Nut skull.

Note: if you reside abroad, be prepared for deportation in January. Don't say I didn't warn you.

FindingNigeria:
Cryptos are the easiest things to track... how do you think you're anonymous when everything is decentralized?

They do not need any permit from a judge or security operative to follow your transactions...

Most nigerians even use Luno, a platform that will carry out stringent verification formalities.

Good thing they've been busted. They should say hi to Mompha for us.

Sorry to disappoint you but cryptos are difficult to track. Almost impossible even. Don't ask me how please, I no want wahala.

klever18:
bitcoin kidnapper


who is thinking what am thinking?

shhhhh!

efilefun:
To face SARS wey dey do kidnap bonanza

We die hiaa my brother! Na Nigerians like us vote this bad government, we all go die hiaa! Anybody run out should be deported


Just kiddin'

I don tire for this matter.

Who wan sidon diaa shud dance to whatever music SA are playing and stop complaining. After all there was free flight to return home and face this government Nigerians voted but noooo!

You voted Buhari and ran out of Nigeria, God is judging all of you abroad.