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Which Nigerian couple will accept Bob Risky wedding cake (sorry birthday)?

When we were begging Bob Risky to stop, did he listen?

Please and please allow us to face other national issues like Sowore and Dadiyyatta's release please.

aishaemeka:
Pls invest your money into something profitable. Betting can be addictive.

Youre right. Before I make profits, now it's just loss.

Not funny at all

domesifa:
As a DJ, experienced a wedding reception that couldn't start till 5pm. Reason: pastor wasted all the time in the church. By the time the couple arrived the recep venue, 90% of the guests had left. Worse, there wasn't any provision for lighting in the hall. The few left had to put on their phones torch

Which kain pastor be that?

I experienced a wedding where the pastor was the MC and church choir offered music. Before you know, pastor convert reception to evening service.

Sammy07:
Read before Commenting..
I didn't see anything like IPhone in OP post.

Modified : with this kind of mentality (@bolded),, you should be thrown into river benue.
Because you'll be an hindrance to progress

If you throw him into River Benue, he will still hinder the flow of water. Sahara is a good place to dump him. The heat will reset his brain.

babyfaceafrica:
dino cannot win....not because yeye bello is better, but because kogi politics is sentimental...igala and ebira get population..... the only way to get yeye bello out is for PDP to put igala man!

Ok o! If Kogites no learn from reinforcing failure, Yahaya Bello will teach them if they vote him the second time.

What's my own, I don't have a governor or President as far as I'm concerned.

Knock! knock!!

Who dey here?

E remain the kolanut nose

dangotesmummy:
E pain am sotey he go research about the history of infomie

Actually when people refer to any individual as an indomie generation,it means the person is young,naieve and ignorant of WHAT HE SHOULD KNOW OR IS EXPECTED TO KNOW

You know how millennials are.young,dumb, entitled,lazy yet they always think they're smarter than king Solomon.those are what characterize indomie generation


Then again you know indomie is just 2 minutes?,they want to do/have everything fast without taking the patience to go through the process and learn

Bottom line sha is that anyone that has childish behaviour or displays little knowledge of history and it shows is what they call indomie generation.for example if I am discussing with a friend and I say I enjoy the music syncro system and millennials interject and say who sang syncro system or who sang redemption song, or doesn't know that once upon a time in Nigerian history MTN SIM or mobile phones were only used by the elites and mercedes Benz were only used by big boys or rich men's kids to woo girls on campus.i'Il quickly know this one is an indomie generation child

One of the indomie generation child is below me.he just proved my point aptly of the reasoning and characteristics of an indomie generation

And yes the society was better then because we could leave our kids with neighbors and go to the market without fear of anything.anyone that tries it now,na sorry be him name,we could close our doors without padlocking or fencing it yet nobody will steal our stuffs

We could buy stuffs from market women and drop the money on the wares and whenever the owner of the product comes she will pick her money because people lived with CONTENTMENT AND MODESTY

Those days you could take 100 naira to the market and stock up your kitchen to the brim because food was cheap.eggs were 10 Naira,small coke was 15 Naira and the big one was 25 naira

With 30naira you can enter molue from mile 2 to festac

Festac was a peaceful, tranquil and safe haven before it became a den of pickpockets,armed robbers,kidnappers and Yahoo boys. you can go to a relaxation joint with just 500 naira and buy drinks and pepper soup to your satisfaction even as late as 2am and you are safe.if you walk around festac by 11.54 you will be sorry for yourself.infact by 7pm shop owners are closing when it was even at that time faaji was getting started

Never did I know festac will deteriorate to the level it is now

Those days you will beg,stalk and write several letters before you can manage to see a woman's cleavage.female nudity was rare but now you can meet a girl in tfc,buy her meat pie and in the twinkle of an eye you have bleeped her without much effort

Now men don't have to leave their house before they order for vagina online and the vagina will be brought to their doorsteps with just online booking

Millennials,I hope you can now understand why the older generation are irritated with your ways and lifestyle of how you do your things.not that the older generation were saints or perfect but they do things with tact and discretion.now no single taste again

We also went to night club.they call one of the night clubs 11.45.i don't know whether it's still being operated? Even in the club they were sexy in our own standard of sexy then o but not naked or in colourful rags and bogus wigs and heinous make-up

Those days you could put rice of 20naira and egg 10naira into the flask of a child to school but now it is indomie they put in their food flask to school

You need to watch music videos of the 80s and 90s then compare it with the olamides,davido,dammy Krane,tiwa savage etc,then you'll understand my point and the level of deterioration



Even club girls those days had to be begged for several months or sometimes years to see the colour of her pant but these days even church girls,to enter her pant no go reach 2weeks

Then by 10pm TV station closed.it was just nta we had it will show different colours of lines before it closes and the TV shows were edifying not the ones kids cannot even watch.millenials don't even know the difference between family soap operas/family drama and soft porn

All our own entertainment didn't pass

Everyday people
Family circle
Super story
Passion
Second chance
Gardner's daughter
Secret of the sand
And nta news.but now go to MTV naked video vixens,trace,naked women, everywhere nudity and sex

Also teenagers getting pregnant was a serious abomination,they were ostracized and the parents shamed so parents really monitored their kids till they got to university.its not like now ss2 boy will be fucking jss3 girl inside the school toilet or at the back of principals office

You deserve a front page with this write up. Refine and create a topic on this please.

Rubbish, they're looking for opportunity to exploit a loop hole so that North will retain power forever due to population advantage. Idiats!

I don't trust Gandollar and that Japanese lobbyist.

Thor2025:
You people keep saying this thing and I wonder if it's ignorance or just seeking humor. Nor be shit full yanch. Na fat. The ass is not a storehouse for faecal matter.

Calm down. Na troll we dey troll women

Yes! Most of the big Ikebes you see are full of shiit that can't be flushed down the drain unless you use a big bucket of water to support the WC simultaneously.

She said

"I flushed twice but the water keep rising up"

That aunty floating shiit decided to disgrace her today. Chai

fredie107:
Spot on..... Enjoying it in Jos too usig glo router... Wish they launch the band 3 in Jos soonest. Can't wait

Is Band 3 more powerful network spectrum than Band 28 or it's prefferd because it covers more devices?

Babanhajiya:
what location in Jos? Is it band 3?

I don't know if there's band 3 in Jos at the moment. I've been on band 28 for more than a year. The speed is lightening in my neighborhood. Jos North

I use Glo LTE on my phone and MiFi as well. It's fast and cheap. Location, Jos.

donbachi:
If corper marry police dem go born.....

Boys Scout

Bros you are not wise in a way.

Why not teach her your trade skill Sondheim can fend for herself?

She must learn it, whether it's difficult or not.

zoeA:
Are u 4 real?

Careful with online scammers o. If Bet9ja is offering this service, you won't miss it. Any other means is a scam.

pappybarry:
How much is it? All the device won't be as cheap as some flagships na like the tecno Phantom 9. How can a flagship device cost 77k for this time? Are we sure it's even a flagship even though it has flagship specs

anything around N130k

Gofwane:
Lemme me not lie, i love seeing all these hoes parade their wares

I just can't wait for the day they will start walking n@ked or knacking on the streets so long as my sisters aren't among them

It'll shock you to know that your sisters enjoy being hoes and are knacked in the streets & private cars.

Whatever makes you enjoy seeing hoes, that gene runs in your family and no one under your roof will escape it.

Jaysolu:
Afonja is a person's name??

Me sef weak for the matter!

I live in Jos, it's sad to read this. Little children should be treated with love and patience.

ivandragon:
What's all the brouhaha about the PMB saying his CoS should manage request from ministers to see him?

It's totally normal. The only justification for people to have reservations is that Kyari is not exactly Mr. Clean & may have ulterior agendas. Aside that, all the noise is just a storm in a tea cup...

Whats the role of the Vice President? And what is the role of the Office of The Chief of Staff?

Explain please.

Left to me, I'll beat black blue and brown out of that nurse then finally sue the hospital and the country. They will pay with their foreign reserves! What nonsense?

Freemanbobble:
He for just remain blind

Because the bad things when Humans dey do when he go begin view from now on ehnnnn go make am regret why he regain he sight

Na from person brain this kind talk comot?

Boyooosa:
Let him loose more money abeg since he has decided not to impact on the poor masses' lives directly but will rather fight and give up in the corridor of power....

you take style mumu o. No offence!

Hahahaha.

With that being said, is there any other politician interested in foreign yams? IPOB has lots of tubers in their Nuremberg barn.

czarina:
bia, explain your emojis.

Cletus77:
Yours is like you've had a carefree week..buh I can't understand the medals

I've spent most of my time on twitter. That explains why.

No love!