₦airaland Forum

Guide777:
When it comes lying , One Nigerian Party holds the World Record. Its marvels me how the best liars in the Country were handpicked individually and collectively in one single party. When Lai started we thought he is the best of them all. But alas, it has been proven... that Lai is a learner.

Insignificant stain on the fabric of the noble tribe

https://thepunditng.com/fact-checking-vice-president-yemi-osinbajos-claims-during-debate2019/
Did Osinbanjo goofed with a legendary lie? Check it out.

Osibanjo lied? No surprises for me. Vice presidential candidate in a party known for its legendary propaganda and lies, is no fluke. Birds of a feather fly together. Though I stand to be corrected.

DAALHAJI:
NYSC should be scrapped , it's becoming more of a burden and meaningless. Serving as a retirement compensation for the favored northern generals

Because only Corps members die in road accidents ?

Now that you blamed NYSC for accident that claimed the life of Corps member, what are you going to say to Federal Road safety Corps(FRSC) whose responsibility is it to keep the roads safe, and what about the FERMA (Federal Roads Maintenance Agency) who failed to maintain the road . what about our transport system who failed to maintain their vehicles or employ well trained and responsible drivers? What about the Corps members themselves who shun warnings to reduce incessant and unnecessary travels? My dear NYSC is not the cause of accidents.

Our Anger with bubu is not with how much he stole from Nigeria since 1970. He has been stealing we know . our anger is that he has been stealing with pretence. All politicians steal but his own is ugly because we may never know how much he stole.

For those who would tell me that he lives auster life. Don't be deceived . Just pray you don't marry a wife that pretend like bubu.

This is the strategy used against former Enugu governor Chimaroke Nnamani . its now stale. He didn't ask that wonder Awka pastor who copied him and used it few months back whether it worked. Tryia style ozo . inu ?

He was Jega-ed into office by cheating
but we heard he's a man of integrity
He was asked to sign bill to uphold electoral integrity
The fake Integrity in him refused to assent the bill.
Now lets see how far he will go

Don't be deceived NYSC can't cancel a Corps members service year once the person is mobilized .
NYSC works according to its laid down rules.
As for Davido, NYSC will wait for a day of reckoning. That day he will face a disciplinary panel. On that day , except he has proof and evidence he has been working at his Place of primary assignment, a proof that he has been participating in group Community development service (CDS) and a proof to defend his participation in politics, he will end up repeating service year until he got it right.

More reason why I am inclined towards believing this Sudanese doppelganger theory. If the first lady has issues with how the President ran his government , the is "the other room" where these things can be thrashed. At least , that how things should be between a president and a first lady. But going by the way things are with the first lady , and going by the revelation of that Abba Kyari leaked phone conversation which described the first lady as a " ticking time bomb" , I think I might be tempted to have a second thought on that impostor theory.

The Sudanese zonebees on Nairaland will say Miyetti Allah is right

MalcoImX:
Fake news.

Omokri is progenitor of fake news.

The dog and baboon statement is a Hausa idiom. It only means a competitive situation. It is used in Hausa to refer to one or more groups of persons in tight contests.

So, don't come here doing direct translations of local idioms into English. Try translating these English idioms into local dialects and let's see what happens:

1. It rains cats and dogs.

2. Let the cat out of the bag.

3. Ants in your pants.

4. A little bird told me.

5. Cat got your tongue

6. Dog-eat-dog

7. Fight like cat and dog

8. Snake in one's bosom

This degree of Zombieism has no remedy.

Obiano has derailed the vision of APGA by joining the next level badwagon.

Indomie generation! you don't understand shit. I bet 90% of these trollers just glance through the headline and starts typing shit. You fall my hand if you didn't decode the sarcasm in FFKS write-up.

Biological Editing! Future field of study.

With these exhibits, the Police will once again make a fool of themselves in Court.

enunlewa:
See more photos >> http://gistmore.com/corp-member-shares-the-type-of-food-serve-to-them-at-nysc-orientation-camp

These are lies and propaganda targeted to tarnish the image of the good old scheme.
No. 1. Beans has been banned in all NYSC Camps during the ongoing batch C 2018 stream 2 camp dues to the recent public outcry against the use of chemicals for the storage of beans. see attached.
No. 2. There is no beans in the menu for today's breakfast. see attached.

if you know Nigerians have been to hell, you wouldn't post this.

Corruption, Herdsmen, and Buharia - The bane of Nigeria!

APC lies vs Nnamdi Kanu's lies . I am watching ...I wanna know who wins...

450k? She meant to say 450 kobo. It has no much value in Naira .

AmarachiNnoli:
He went to visit his boss Orji Uzor Kalu in his hospital bed.

Are you saying O.U.K. is hiding in a military hospital in US military base in Germany?

Rossikki:
Why not? A man could seek to rescue his drowning child, wife, or friend, even if he himself is in trouble. Didn't they teach you that in your church? Or was the pastor only talking about helping yourself, as usual?

Don't be a fool! You have to save yourself first to save others, otherwise all of you will go down. Come to the real fact, Nigeria is in economic distress, borrowing to finance its budget, begging for donors to fund its 2019 election yet you think its wise to for it fund another country's election.
A rescuer must be rescuing from the position of power not weakness.

I wonder why a drowning man, should start rescuing another drowning man.

" Grand Corruption" ?
One thing i observed is that APC government has got many and varied vocabularies to hoodwink us.
Sorry V.P. we are no longer gullible.

Real meaning of APC administration’s famous words
Iberiberism - state of political misbehavior e.g. Kock’Rochas’.
Lazy youth – Action of a young person who roam the street aimlessly on motorbike like Yusuf.
Pighting Kwarapshun _: Robbing peter to pay Paul.
Kwarapshun Pighting back: When you are afraid your pretense in fighting corruption would discovered , you intend to blackmail anybody who is not zombified.
Deodorant – Act of using carrot to fight corruption by patronizing your political friends.
Insecticide - Act of using cane to fight corruption by dealing with your perceived political enemies.

Terrorism – The action of a Group who employs street protest, and rallies to press home their demands e.g I.P.O.B, and Shiites etc.
Technical defeat – A state of achieving imaginary defeat of your enemy while your enemy coordinates real attack on you.
Tolerance: - Accommodate the visiting herdsmen, it either you give up your land or you are dead.
Transmission! Transmission!! : A slip in mental state where every roger taken in the line of duty impact an equal disorientation on your mental faculty.
Direct Primary: A process where an incumbent political aspirant who has lost favour of power- that -be in APC meets his political waterloo.
Indirect Primary: A process where a favoured politician in APC is assured of ticket.

Real meaning of APC administration’s famous words
Iberiberism - state of political misbehavior e.g. Cock’Rochas’.
Lazy youth – Action of a young person who roam the street aimlessly on motorbike like Yusuf.
Pighting Kwarapshun _: Robbing peter to pay Paul.
Kwarapshun Pighting back: When you are afraid your pretense in fighting corruption would discovered , you intend to blackmail anybody who is not zombified.
Deodorant – Act of using carrot to fight corruption by patronizing your political friends.
Insecticide - Act of using cane to fight corruption by dealing with your perceived political enemies.

Terrorism – The action of a Group who employs street protest, and rallies to press home their demands e.g I.P.O.B, and Shiites etc.
Technical defeat – A state of achieving imaginary defeat of your enemy while your enemy coordinates real attack on you.
Tolerance: - Accommodate the visiting herdsmen, it either you give up your land or you are dead.
Transmission! Transmission!! : A slip in mental state where every roger taken in the line of duty impact an equal disorientation on your mental faculty.
Direct Primary: A process where an incumbent political aspirant who has lost favour of power- that -be in APC meets his political waterloo.
Indirect Primary: A process where a favoured politician in APC is assured of ticket.

The Dull.ard,his henchmen and his herdsmen are at war with Nigeria
They Fight IPOB
They fight Shiites
They fight TIV
They fight Berom
They fight Southern Kaduna people
They fight Christians
They fight Igbo
They fight Nigerian workers
They fight PDP
They fight Everybody
They fight peace
They Crocodile smile
They Python dance

May they find peace with Nigeria