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Abacha is a saint, please note.

Omo Ale Oniro.

Iceking1:
KINDLY SPARE SOME TIME AND READ THIS!!!!
*I Miss
those days when we went to school, lined up & the
headmistress & teachers inspect our nails & uniform
& then we match to our classrooms...Yo u Remember na??
*Those days of Nasco Biscuit, Okin Biscuit, disgestive biscuit, coconut biscuit speedy biscuit, Trebor, Iced Colored water tied in nylon which we called "lolly"
*The days of Goody- Goody & Pako
Biscuit, kulikuli and dankuya
*The days of Ali & Simbi, Mr Salami & Mrs
Salami, Agbo lives in Calabar....Edet is a boy
*Those
days when we wear 5shirts and put carton in our
nicker to avoid much pain when we are flogged
*Those days when we sneak out of school to pluck Mangoes
*Those days when we feign illness just to
dodge farm work(lol)
*Chei, I also remember those
days when one naira na CORRECT money, when
groundnut was 5kobo & Choco Milo Sweet was 5
kobo
*Those days of messing game,who is in the
garden, police catch thief, fire on the mountain, etc..
*Those days when we use to build houses with sand, play suwe and king game, tinco tinco,change ur style, ten ten,
skipping, who do u want to marry marry who do u want to marry superdy !.... U remember nah!!!
*Those days
when we used do and move boris motor those days wen we used to fly kite on streets, when boys used
to use the paint bucket cover as tire & their daddy's
hanger as the steering
*Those days when rubber band was stock exchange!!
*Those days when
Votron, Jimbo, Power Rangers and Spider Man were
our favourite cartoons
*Those days of Limca and gold spot soft
drinks & Choco Milo advert on black & white TV +
sunday rendevous by 1:30pm
*Those days when we
used say 'leke leke give me white finger'
*Those days when Eleganza Pen was the best
*Those days when
we used to drink water from the tap and even suck
out the water if it's not coming out
*Those days
when NTA will show rainbow color for 30 minutes,
then national anthem before they resume program @
4pm *Those days when Basket sandals, Simbi & Bata sandals were the best
*Those days we used to shout
"airplane throw bag of money for me" *Those days
when we all sing sandalili sandalili... DSTV has come.
No more old fun.I'm really proud to have
experienced all this. If you are reading all dis and not smiling, it means
you belong to the Indomie generation...

Lolz

uokocha70:
Thought Suswan was one of the better governors. Why these things don't happen to Abia State governor, Chief T.A. Orji constantly beats my imagination.

Hin Odechi strong wella

femi4:
Guinea is heavily doped with Ebola. The host Country is Equitorial Guinea

Guinea is surely different from Equitorial Guinea, teacher don't teach me nansense.

Vikkie14:
A yet to be identified gunmen have reportedly abducted one Sanusi, a son to a prominent Bauchi businessman, Garba Noma.

Daily Trust reports that the gunmen stormed the mosque located in front of the victim’s father’s house during the early morning prayer.A family source, who spoke to journalist, revealed that Sanusi, who is a staff of the Nigerian Air Space Management Agency (NAMA) works at the Gombe International Airport. He said he was kidnapped shortly after he concluded his early morning prayer.
According to the family source, the gunmen, who stormed the mosque towards the end of the prayers, ordered everybody inside to lie down after the prayer had ended.
“After they lied down, they asked of his father, a prominent businessman and politician, Alhaji Garba Noma. The worshippers told them that he did not come to the mosque, because he travelled. They then asked after his children and someone identified Sanusi and pointed him out. The men then picked him and left. Since then, nobody has heard from them,”he said.

Read more at naij.com

Madt Man

You should be at the airport by this time, if there's no delay 'technical issues' ; you should be boarding now. I can still see you on Nairaland or are you travelling on Saturday?

Psylas:
Why can't we build our weapons?

Yes we can, here's a sample

My answer to these comments, 'We (Nigeria) have a clueless leadership'; that is why they continue to grow.

Crispels:
Do u think she doesn't have her own money Don't be suprised if this girl is richer than mikel.

Her dad is a russian billionaire,one of the richest men in the world

Oyinbo's do not know that in a divorce settlement, FYI.

Only 4likes for this epistle, pointer that Nigerians ain't impressed.

He should add the last one to make it 100 and the girl will accept his proposal.

Custom or CUSTOMS, ode poster!

Mikel is on a long thing, Russians; don't say I didn't tell you. Is this why Abrahamovic has not thrown him out? All the money made will be sucked out, mark my words!

AVIATE is the best launcher right now...QED.

They want to make sure the money no loss.

Let Frank Mba or his replacement enligthen us on this o.

Waoh, 1st grade tokunbo.

3cycle:
Mtcheww...
I am finer than her without any make up let alone when i wear a make up.

So true from your profile pix with that yansh and boooobs.

Read Architecure, structures were my nightmare; never had beyond an E after the 'A' in Arch 211. Ameh was my nightmare lecturer' heard he is in UNILAG now.

^^^ If its telling you that, then you don't have the entire file in your ZIP.

If its telling you that, then you don't have the entire file in your ZIP.

godofwar666:
yes I'm a mAson and a member of United Grand Lodge England (UGLE)

Did you say UGLY

major466:
O boy na correct Tecno phone I dey use.

Is that your babe on the phone

Send to hullhubs304@gmail.com. Thankz

trulygirl:
I wonder why they left it this late or maybe the fear of #buhari is the beginning of wisdom. All we want is a better Nigeria doesn't matter who win 2015 just a better Nigeria.


Youths in the house say #NO to these old politicians. Am hoping to see a 20 - 30years old person in the House of Rep come 2015 otherwise the youths in Nigeria are total failure. instead of channeling our energy on voting out this old cargos we are here on social media playing to the tunes from the drums of the people we have been hearing their name since we were in our mothers womb

Throw your HAT in, btw; how old are you

It will be so funny to see a sitting political office holder in any of these Nollywood movies.

Janet101:
this is becoming more dramatic ,so who will entertain us

Sile12:
Nollywood (Yoruba)

21. Ipadabo Abija.

22. Koto Orun.

23. Orun mooru. (Baba sala, 1982)

Yanpan Yanrin.

24. Alejo Oran.

25. Ogbori Elemoso.

26. Ti Oluwa nile (1993).

27. Asewe to re Mecca 1992).

28. Yemi my Lover (1990).

Nollywood (English)

29. Hostages.

30. 7-12.

31. Igodo.

32. Festival of Fire.

33. Full Moon.

34. Obsession.

35. I need to Know (NTA TV Series feat Funke Akindele, 1997)

36. When the Sun Set.

37. Onome. (1996)

38. Compromise.

39. Shame. Liz Benzon, RMD.

40. Rituals

41. Blood Money

42. Nneka and th Pretty Serpent.

43. Karishika.

44. Evil Passion

45. Deadly Passion.

46. Just at Night.

47. Glamour Girls.

48. Most Wanted.

Guy, you forgot this; Arelu.

Nice, how can I get this done. Can I DIY it?