₦airaland Forum

I have a feeling the compensation will soon be the turn of Biafra to be compensated after the Niger Delta Militants and now Boko Haram! Na wah o.

Contrast this with GEJ kissing Patience

What do you do, when A Low Class (low self esteem) Person opens such a thread SMH

I would have expected him to say F.uck, anf for pool to be filled with volumptous beauties ready to satisfy the American

I no sure say you be Akpos. See Akpos with him pal Akpororo when me I sabi na. Ol'boy, better take your time o.

Let me take you back a little, what school did you graduate from and where did you serve? I am asking because there us somethng they call networking and if you had such good grade and have remained unemployed for 6years, then I seriously doubt the bit about not getting any worthwhile job.

@Op, hope you applied for the Dangote graduate drivers' scheme? You might be lucky with this one and will certainly be better than the menial jobs you currently use to get by.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Two things are involved. . .

It's either he has a "made in hell" stinking breath, or he "chops" her lips literally while kissing her. So in order to avoid embarrassment, she declined. . .

Any which way sha, this na quintuplicated royal fuçk up. . .
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Lmao

pastormustwacc: We disagree to agree. I am not an enemy of oyedepo in anyway. The only thing i dont support about pentecostalism generally is the issue of tithes, finish.
And this affects several churches, even RCCG that i am a member of (mas o menos - in spanish).

Paused the thread to wade off a spiritual attack, wow, it seems i have made some powerful new enemies on nairaland

Where did we stop? Okay, the fact that we dont support the same doctrines does not make us enemies.

I think this biography exerpt said to' use whatever wealth he acquired to spread the good news of the gospel as a big-time Christian philanthropist, not a pastor!' but not the other way round?

Any link to her acts?

End-Time tins; these pastorprenuers will lead so many to doom.

naptu2: He might be joking, but tennis means more to him than football. Tennis and table tennis are his life. He used to sponsor the Asoju Oba competition back in the day (my relatives were in the committee). I'm not sure who between him and Lord Rumens (Chief Alabi) has been the biggest benefactor of tennis in Nigeria.

Make them give am bucket make hin cry more na, he is not crying for the state of sport (lawn Tennis) and development but weeping crocodilian tears for a babe that doesn't know he exists!

Na toilets be her posing studios as I can see different toilets/bathrooms?

timbros: This reminds me of a hilarious joke i heard from somewhere (most probably fictional sha)...

A man went to see a friend and parked his SUV outside. The car has 4x4 written by the side. A mad man passing by saw the 4x4, came nearer and made his calculations, then using a piece of metal he roughly embossed =16 on the body. The owner, when he came out was so mad with rage on seeing it and the worst part he didnt know who did it.

Another day, after respraying the car, he came to see his friend and parked the car in the same spot again. The mad man passed and saw that the =16 have disappeared. He thought to himself "Who cleaned off this my maths nah?" and he used the piece of metal and scratched =16 again and went off. This time when the owner saw it, he divised a means to avoid it happening again (thinking its little kids that use to write on the car). He now sprayed the car again and went to an artist to print =16 on a sticker which he placed next to the 4x4.

The next time the mad man saw the =16 neatly pasted next to 4x4, he said "ehen! Now you got the answer correctly" and he used the piece of metal to mark a very looong big good, nike style, from the back door to the front door... ;

Mr IBU film, ehn....

My thought, are angels not supposed to fly, and if taking someone up; fly with the person? just a question!

ayobase: ^
This one wey u just dey yearn plenty like this....why u no try google by putting some of those pieces together for a link!
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I said I heard something on FM!

Which FM, that will serve as the source.

fados4sure: She thought me how to kiss and now, we are no longer together and i can't stay without kissing. What should i do

Please Kiss a fowl's anus.

Picture doesn't show any devastation. Another attempt at MEDIA STUNT.

ULSHERLAN: She just said she enjoys the pain...so na she send herself

Can't see pain but a relaxed face, it's her life.

Demark is in which continent?

Richfella: I smell fabrication .

Why the Hala na!The NYSC does not compel you to put your phone and email in the year book. It's just that most corpers wish to have a link to each other after the NYSC, which is why most are eager to put their phone numbers and email. I just chatted with a fellow corper whom I met way back 2003 in Kaiama, Bayelsa State. Its got its good and bad side; public listing of phone number and email.

brabus: Best maintained my foot. You mean that road that has killed over thousands of people is best maintained.

FYI, I drove on that road everyday for 2 years and I can tell you its the worst express road in South West with too many dangerous curves.

In a country where the govt respect her citizens, we would never find such massacres (as I deem it) repeated on a daily basis. (Remember, the same road killed Alasari).
In fact, accidents are not due to the bad infrastructure only, they are brought about by the lack of respect of each other, and total absence of law enforcement.

If the police and other law enforcement agents were doing their job in an honest and clean manner, we would not be mourning the dead now. Yet, we all know, how most police officers are corrupt and how easily they can turn a blind eye on any contravention as soon as you give them a bribe. The problem lies also in our lack of civism and lack of respect to the law and to each other.
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Even the damages and losses caused by the flood in Otuoke can be averted if we have good leaders. Find out how its down in developed countries. Presently, there's lockdown in some parts of the US to Hurricane Sandy.

I say you lied with the emboldened part. The road has curves I agree, but only a fool and suicidal person takes curves with speed. I drive regularly on this road to visit my sister who is married in Abeokuta and will tell you that people take unnecessary risks with the speed on this road. On Alasari (RIP), Do you know he rode a jeep and took a sharp curve at a speed too high for control and which resulted in his death according to witness reports? You can blame government for everything but not the excesses of some of the citizens. In America, the major cause of accident is excessive speed and drunk-driving; as we say in safety, Human error accounts for 90% of road accidents.

ogbeche77: Are you for real too? Comparing Natural disaster to Road maintainance

Did they tell you guys that the vehicle ran into a ditch before the accident, requiring maintenance of the section? FYI, the area where the accident happened is one of the best maintained highway road in the SOUTHWEST. Excessive Speed and loss of control is the likely cause and he should not have adduced this to the governor.

brabus: No, its mine cos I placed those nails on the road and I'm the agency responsible for road maintenance. I'm also responsible for placing speed breakers/limits on those road.

Abeg, go sleep jare. The Gov is just a ceremonial head, abi?

Are you for real? OK, blame Jonathan for the floods in Otuoke!

I am sure they learnt from Abami Eda- Fela!

jude33084: Pictures plzzz if you can

Why do you want to view the carnage, the fact that many other post have corroborated this is not enough for you abi?

^°^^ Must be the resultant effect of cassava based staples from GARRI to cassava bread, one wonders if @poster also smokes dry cassava leaf.

Even Fashola will not volunteer to be treated in Lasuth once the illness or injury is beyond minor.(

siobahn: Better treat him in Taraba State, if he was a good governor he would have improved the health care system in that place. Why take him abroad? Someone put things in order over there. If those people abroad were looting the way politicians do here, there will be no good hospital to take him to.

Moses, to bring the laws to all from the mountain.

Billyonaire: GEJ, if you fly a Governor abroad for Treatment, I will be upset, I hate it when politicians capitalize on mishaps to score cheap political points. The Governor can not afford to build hospitals but can afford to spend millions of dollars on a farmer's plane ?

Why were you not upset when they flew Patience Jonathan to germany for rest/treatment

AFOLSNETWORKS: I said it

Nobody is talking about the state of the others with him in the aircraft, are they less human. Can they give a casually or fatality figure? This sort of preferential treatment is un-welcomed.