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If story (Joke) above is true, then Ali Baba, Gordons and the rest will soon be out of business. Jona the Joker

dashlinks: Chief i am into car sales and also have a workshop, mitsubishi has no engine, engine wears too easily

Typical NIgerian conclusion, have you used a monty or just coming to this verdict based on hearsay? To be better informed, please get 1st hand infornation from the internet.

I saw the aircraft hovering in the sky about midday with the distinct Qatar on the underbelly and did not think it was un danger. Thank GOD for his mercies, as some of my company expats were on the flight.

adabeke12: ohhh. how i miss naija and all this superstitions. and some of these are actually true!!

So where are you now as you want us to know you are not in nija?

Siena: A load of bullsh1t. I won't take what the eye-witnesses seriously. If all the engine mounts failed, the engine still can't drop out. The transmission still has the driveshafts, so that ain't going anywhere. The engine is bolted to the transmission, so that ain't going anywhere either. I would be more inclined to believe the Volkswagen suffered structural failure, due to a bad repair job, or plain old rust.

And lastly, the most obvious thing - the Volkswagen isn't a Passat, it's a Jetta II. If the obvious can't be spotted, how can it be ascertained that the engine and transmission fell out of the car?

Rubbish!

So @Sienna, the claim here is totally impossible as disproved by you but Ikenna has some points especially with shoddy jobs the auto mechanics in NIgeria do.

MY QUESTION IS: WHAT could have made a car engine fall out?

mekuslogan: So then a Yoruba from Ekiti, Osun, Oyo, Ondo, Ogun stands the same chance of being deported from LAGOS as a non-Yoruba. What is Omoluabi in that?

I know you are from Ekiti. You have no guaranteed stay in Lagos.

They are not been sent back based on where they come from but on lack of identifiable source of livelihood and habitation; is there any problem with sending back redundant people from a state back to their state?

How I miss Beaf at this point, he would have given us the Aso Rock point of view.

lucabraski: I bought a brand new laptop and brought it home. I came back from work and found most of the letters on the keyboard on top the table.

I couldn't understand what or how it happened. On questioning my 7yrs old daughter, she said the househelp used knife to uproot the letters on the keyboard, as according to her, the letters were not arranged alphabetically. In the process of her uprooting the keys, many of the sitting were broken.

The laptop cost me 160k, which I am yet to payoff.

I had to leave the house for some hours to calm my temper down before I know what to do.

I am yet to come up with a befitting punishment.

This is a JOKE right?

Mine is JiTuKuToJiKa

alienware:...........update few hrs ago 24/09/12
a white lady called few hrs ago saying i should trek against open defeacation in africa and nigeria in particular, her support are financially and all terrain vehicle( but i dont need a vehicle )

i also got a call from ait and nta to enable us schedule interview ( i havent gone that far for interview abeg)

i got a call from amp energy drink and peak milk


how they got my number is way beyond me, i must have bitten more than i can chew........ have to put off my phone or run away.

@ALL, go over the OP's update on the initial post, he seemed to have been joking but now this has become real.

alienware: yawning...... i was bored today, so decided to trek from my house at cele bus stop to ikeja, i got to computer village at about 10:56am and trekked back to illupeju >>>> oshodi then took a bus back to cele around to 1pm. am also planning of treking from lagos to maiduguri, i have contacted red bulls about 2 weeks ago for support and there are like saying they are going to give me lots of free drinks and i must wear their T-Shirt and will get a support of $20,000 if i can make it to kaduna.do y'all think this is si.lly ? red bull says i must wear their t-shirt and i must create a blog for all photo upload and they insist an agent will monitor me , am bored and tired of being idle
am thinking of what to carry with me like rechargeable battery for laptops, my modems,a pair of trainers, 2 tops, a camera,a blanket. i want t o travel light, pls what would you recommend


update few hrs ago 24/09/12
a white lady called few hrs ago saying i should trek against open defeacation in africa and nigeria in particular, her support are financially and all terrain vehicle( but i dont need a vehicle )

i also got a call from ait and nta to enable us schedule interview ( i havent gone that far for interview abeg)

i got a call from amp energy drink and peak milk


how they got my number is way beyond me, i must have bitten more than i can chew........ have to put off my phone or run away.

@OP, you are in LUCK, push this through and you are a celebrity or back out and you tarnish further the country's Image.

Should the DPO in the highlighted section still be in the Police service?

One of the 10-member armed robbery gang that shook Lagos three Sundays ago has told why they were ruthless. During the attack, three policemen and three civilians were killed. Members of the gang were paraded yesterday at the state police headquarters, Ikeja by the Commissioner of Police, Umar Manko. The suspects are Uche Okeagbu, Emmanuel Ezeani and Chinonso Nwaugwu, all aged 23.

Recovered from the suspects were two buses which had specially fitted compartment for arms and ammunition storage. Found on the buses were two rocket propellers, grenade launchers, five dynamites with a detonator, two general purpose machine guns, nine AK 47 riffles, 225 AK 47 magazines fully loaded, 260 rounds of GPMG live ammunition and 10,000 rounds of live AK 47 ammunition. Okeagbu who confessed that he fully participated in the bloody Sunday robbery said; “We usually target 10 robbery operations at a stretch.

We don’t just strike but after our operations, we normally travel out of the country for sometime until the dust settles. He said “on that fateful Sunday, we had the people we targeted for the operation but we misfired.” Continuing, he said those killed had tried to disturb their operations. “We became ruthless when some people tried to block our ways but the policemen we killed were on their own. But we hate seeing the police because they are our enemies.”
Okeagbu revealed that after the Lagos robbery, they ran to Kwara State. “We robbed some banks, that was four days after the Lagos attack. We also attacked a police station. We took over the police station before we robbed the banks.” “When we got to the police station, we fired sporadically into the station and all the policemen on duty took to their heels and we moved to the Divisional Police Officer’s (DPO) office, we met him in the office, and he was confused on what was going on, so we told him that we were armed robbers and that our members were robbing in the bank.

We warned him to cooperate with us and he said no problem. He offered us seats and we stayed with him until one of our members came and told us that they were through. We left him panting.” He refuted the report making round that one of their members was a woman. “No, no, no, he is a man but he has big breasts like that of a woman.
He is very fat. He is a man.” The Commissioner of Police (CP) Umar Manko who paraded the suspects said on September 23, operatives of the State Special Anti-Robbery Squad (SARS), led by its commander, Mr. Abba Kyari, acting on a tip-off, stormed Kemba-Hausa area of Ajangbadi where the suspects were arrested. Manko said during interrogation, Okeagbu led the police to their armoury, two buses where the arms and ammunition were concealed.

He noted that whenever the gang was operating, they would drive the buses to the location, park in front of their target places and after operations, they would buy bags of garri or any other goods and use them to cover the mask where their evil weapons were hidden. He revealed that one of the gang’s operational vehicles also has a sensor, which the robbers used in monitoring their back while escaping from the robbery scene.

Manko who was elated by the big catch said, “When the robbers struck, I vowed to fish them out. Efforts are still high to making sure that we arrest other members of the gang who are on the run.” One of the suspects Nwua Ugwu who was shouting on top of his voice said, “I did not follow them that Sunday. I am not denying being a member but that Sunday, I swear, I did not go with them. They only sent me money for recharge card.”
http://sunnewsonline.com/new/national/rambo-style-robbery-why-we-shook-lagos-suspect/

chucky234: Even people wey dey under bridge for Lagos still dey independent na,no big deal inside

Una no go kill pesin o.

This is a novel way of commiting suicide wuthout being guilty of the charge. The exercise will be beneficial to your body somehow but the energy drink will kill you if you are not careful. better to get boost to sponsor this than red bull........altetnatively, pàck a knapsack filled with GA.Ri and pure water for energy sustainance..

Wearing your clothe inside out can bring you luck, you will see free money on the road.

shakara4u: recycled


mtsweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Recycle your own na

Where's the venue @ cos I must not miss this if I can......Already whetting my appetite to meet them GURUS.....

obamax: i drive a Toyota Camry 1999 model the engine hesitates when i accelerate, i just got the car(tokunbo) in June and it has never giving any problem but recently i noticed when i start the car in the morning it jerks( thought because the car as not warmed)then when i drive it, takes time to accelerate(even when i press the pedal down), i also noticed that at 100mph,the engine sounds normal. The issue now is i have changed the plugs, Airflow pipe and valve(according to my mechanic)but still experience the same problem.I need your expert advice please

Thank you.

First step; RUN a Scan on the vehicle before changing any part in your vehicle.

360command: for this guy 'Udoka Egbuchelam' going to malaysia, i think it was a good thing that the NDLEA stopped him cos its better he was stopped in Nigeria rather than face death sentence in Malaysia.

For humanity's sake I will support your statement that it was better he was arrested here in Nigeria, however what is one less get rich edeiot as against the myriad of youth and other persons the effect of the drugs kill daily and make useless to the society and indeed the world; I tell you he will only get a slap on the wrist here in Nigeria and that same seized drug will be rerouted through some other punk by the unscrupulous men in the drug agency.Do you never wonder what happens to all the seized drugs?

You are here: Home / Feature / Crime Digest / Drug traffickers rounded up at Abuja Airport

Udoka Egbuchelam, 26, and four other suspected drug traffickers were recently arrested by men of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency with 7.1kg of narcotics.

The arrests were made at the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport, Abuja, when the suspects attempted to smuggle 1.1kg of methamphetamine and 6kg of cocaine.

NDLEA Commander at the Abuja Airport, Mr. Hamisu Lawan, gave the names of the remaining suspects as Ezechi Nwabueze (45), Joel Uzoukwu (54), Okechukwu Obiora (36) and Everest Eze (32).

Lawan said, “Egbuchelam and Nwabueze, who ingested 1.1kg of methamphetamine and 95 wraps of cocaine respectively, were to board an Ethiopian Airline flight. While the former was bound for Malaysia, the latter was heading for Istanbul.

“Uzoukwu, who ingested 85 wraps of cocaine, Obiora, who ingested 91 wraps of cocaine, and Eze, who swallowed 54 wraps of cocaine, were all caught during the inward screening of flights.”

Nwabueze, who made a living selling shirts in Benin Republic, planned to deliver the drugs in Istanbul. “I am the only child of my parents. My problem began when my shop got burnt and there was nobody to help me. I was to deliver the drugs in Istanbul, Turkey,” he said.

Uzoukwu, Eze and Obiora, on the other hand, were caught in an attempt to smuggle in drugs from Brazil.

The Chairman/Chief Executive of the NDLEA, Ahmadu Giade, in confirming the incident, told CRIME DIGEST that Egbguchelam would have been killed if she been found in possession of the narcotics in Malaysia. “Drug trafficking is a capital offence in Malayisa and the penalty for it is death and am happy that the NDLEA has been able to prevent this from happening through its vigilance,” Giade said.
http://www.punchng.com/feature/crime-digest/drug-traffickers-rounded-up-at-abuja-airport/

Is there a war on or a peace keeping mission?

kooto: Aero is cheaper than Arik.

I know; but refering to the current situation, traffic will increase and consequently scarcity of tickets.

Temistatics 007: So what's gonna happen to their stranded customers now?

Go and fly Aero @ double the price or join Ekene Dili Chukwu, Young Shall Grow and co. Mrs. Oduah reform at work.

[quote author=FRANK.ODEY]NOT VALID AGAIN[/quote]'Re U nuts?

Taking a cue from Senegal......I say YES and lets push it because they are just feeding fat on the nation and doing practically nothing.

Demdem: why not the man on top and the lady thrown down

Then go say man wicked na!

Mouth Odour (Yuk)

Methinks ñigeria should do away with all the yeye under investigation crap from the Police and resort to old but trustworthy ancient practices such as ayilala etc and most of the unsolved cases of murder especially the high profile cases of Rewane, Ige will be promptly resolved.

adonisgold: nothing inside the mortar.

x100 correct!