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| Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by Nobody: 8:45pm On Oct 26, 2012 |
I would have preferred to be God! So I can play everyone like a game of chess. |
| Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by acidtalk: 8:47pm On Oct 26, 2012 |
MOSES Will use my STICK to swallow the entire nairaland members except for my over 70 followers and Sexkillz. JESUS Turn sexkillz from a human to a frog, and kick him into an endless swamp. |
| Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by wissezy: 8:47pm On Oct 26, 2012 |
Kslib: Solomon |
| Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by toshmann(m): 8:51pm On Oct 26, 2012 |
i'll be solomon  300 wives, 700 concubines . . what more can i ask for? |
| Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by Nobody: 8:52pm On Oct 26, 2012 |
Na Jesus una dey use crack joke bah? Jesus don suffer for una hand.Tomorrow una go go church go pray make im bless you. Even muslims can never crack jokes with mohammed.smh! |
| Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by busayobrig: 8:53pm On Oct 26, 2012 |
Angel Gabriel |
| Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by gulfer: 8:53pm On Oct 26, 2012 |
Moses, to bring the laws to all from the mountain. |
| Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by ayandee: 8:53pm On Oct 26, 2012 |
Joseph of Arimathea. Very rich man who provided the land for Christ's burial. |
| Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by chichiman: 8:56pm On Oct 26, 2012 |
toshmann: i'll be solomon k2039: DAVID [size=18pt]YOU TWO MUST BE LADY'S MEN.[/size] |
| Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by Nobody: 8:57pm On Oct 26, 2012 |
ayandee: Joseph of Arimathea. Very rich man who provided the land for Christ's burial. was he richer than king solomon? i will want to be bros solo with se veral punnies |
| Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by acidtalk: 8:57pm On Oct 26, 2012 |
berem: Na Jesus una dey use crack joke bah? Jesus don suffer for una hand.Tomorrow una go go church go pray make im bless you. Even muslims can never crack jokes with mohammed.smh! If them include Traditional gods too i for like be Sango so i can STRIKE YOUR MOUTH You bloody hypocrite. |
| Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by Nobody: 8:57pm On Oct 26, 2012 |
acidtalk:hhahaahaha |
| Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by godstino(m): 8:57pm On Oct 26, 2012 |
I WUD AV BEEN DAVID SO I CAN BE SUM1 AFTER GOD'S OWN HRT |
| Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by kingblosky: 8:58pm On Oct 26, 2012 |
I would love to be JUDAS . He sold Jesus below value . Do you know how much Jesus is really worth ?. |
| Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by kacheezy: 8:58pm On Oct 26, 2012 |
I'd like to be David so I can steal beautiful women kill their husbands, kill Philistines remove their fore skins and use it as dowry to acquire more wives.Despite all these I remain god's favorite and the ancestor of his son Jesus Christ. |
| Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by cosmatika(m): 8:59pm On Oct 26, 2012 |
Joseph or Daniel |
| Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by Dozieson(m): 9:00pm On Oct 26, 2012 |
elijah the prophet! |
| Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by warrikid(m): 9:01pm On Oct 26, 2012 |
Adam-the ist dude to doke punny.must be extra special. |
| Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by chichiman: 9:01pm On Oct 26, 2012 |
janykute: I would like to be Moses. [size=18pt]NEVER TO REACH THE PROMISED LAND?[/size] |
| Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by ba7man(m): 9:01pm On Oct 26, 2012 |
Elijah!!!...just to see the priceless look on the faces of haters when i get swept off in the "Chariot of fire" screamin...."So long suckers!!!" First class seat to heaven. 1 Like |
| Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by Nobody: 9:01pm On Oct 26, 2012 |
I'd like to be Ruth. |
| Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by jude33084(m): 9:02pm On Oct 26, 2012 |
Adam  Runing arround the fields unclad with eve  |
| Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by chichiman: 9:02pm On Oct 26, 2012 |
warrikid: Adam-the ist dude to doke punny.must be extra special. [size=18pt] WOULD YOU PAY AS MUCH AS THE JAPANESE GUY WHO BOUGHT THE BRAZILIAN GIRL'S VERG1N1TY?[/size] |
| Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by chichiman: 9:04pm On Oct 26, 2012 |
[size=30pt] ... [/size] |
| Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by atuagbo: 9:05pm On Oct 26, 2012 |
Elijah the man that call down fire. |
| Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by offshoreking: 9:05pm On Oct 26, 2012 |
Elijah, so that will have power to command and control all the evil spirit in Asa rock and also will be able to cut off the head of all the fake pastors. |
| Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by mallorca(m): 9:06pm On Oct 26, 2012 |
Job,the reason is best known to me |
| Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by Nobody: 9:07pm On Oct 26, 2012 |
King SoloMon of cox.. |
| Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by vichofu(m): 9:12pm On Oct 26, 2012 |
ATMC: what's wrong with sitting on his lap, afterall judas gave him a peck and who frowned upon dt?at dat tym , i guess there is nothing like been gay....i no sure say him go try am again |
| Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by solomon111(m): 9:12pm On Oct 26, 2012 |
ba7man: Elijah!!!...just to see the priceless look on the faces of haters when i get swept off in the "Chariot of fire" screamin...."So long suckers!!!" First class seat to heaven.Now,this is funny. 1 Like |
| Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by Ichala(m): 9:13pm On Oct 26, 2012 |
DAVID; wisdom, mercy, power, strenght, victory, money, boldness |
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