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Solemn tee: I sensed all the presido wants is a thorough and meticulous submissions from all the committees in order to avoid flaws and criticisms during implementation and execution.

Orikinla: This is the man of the moment.TIESTO.

jp philips: poor man wey dey see prophesy

hardbody: How do i even start to calculate the consumption. ok lets see....on a full tank, my montero takes me to benin and would have gone down to near half tank. You work that out yourself.

My huyndai takes me to owerri on full tank and then i refill. I hope this helps

femi4: I use fuel magic which guarantee 5 litres of fuel saved for every 100km

antitpiah: Thank God he still has his life intact . . . he might not be this lucky next time. I hope he learns his lessons. He is not a police officer, it is not his job to arrest law breakers

rman: Beaf and Billyonaire must be identical twins of nairaland based on their posts.

Damn too similar.

Nickydrake: SERIOUSLY?

ogbonoeba: We are now importing fuel from other african countries...One more insult for Nigeria

Eminentsam: NLs can u say who is controling lagos now between tinubu and fashola ?

Esss: Keep typing bullshit!! I dont know why Okija Juju is even bothering!!

Havent you noticed that nobody is looking at this bullshit anymore.. Your band of supporters have embraced superior arguement, been educated, rehabilitated and are now wiser.. You are still holding stubbornly to nothing... I shall keep you in my prayers..

J12: Mr man, just admit that you're wrong, shikena!

Siga: I wonder too...but it seems the bribe na some kain percentage of the whole gig...lol

omowa1: CONFESSION OF A LADY:

During lunch at work lastweek, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed
delightedly; Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.
He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me
promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.
The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming
unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a
fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump!
I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes.
The pleasure was indescribable! Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned,
apologising for taking so long.
He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold. To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests were seated around the table, with hand holding their noses! LOZZZZZZZ!!

bakila: striaght to the point. Anyone who graduated less than ten years ago and say he did not see this is lying big time. Expo as the call it is a well sought for commodity in this country.

afam4eva: Who wan top am before?

Goldcon: @Poster: I dont understand how this is a miracle in anyway. Many leaders has resigned at different levels in Nigeria. By the way, Gnassingbe family are dictators that has ruled Togo for decades. I dont know all the details but this to me is more of a bad news than good news. Miracle ko, wonder nee.

gulfer: This is really not happening in Nigeria-Are you a senator or into some kind of mystreious money making venture that will make you 'commit' on a vehicle you have not seen and to a monicker seen on the forum. Thank GOD you know there are people like inspired, Chelseabmw, Fhemmy2010 but failed to deal with them. Anyways let me check when the ICME was registered first before saying more.

BOSON: Fellow Nairalanders,
I am very dismayed to write this note.
In may of this year, I purchased an 04 Toyota runner from the US. As it was being driven from Apapa ports to Port Harcourt where I reside, the engine knocked at Ijebu-ode. I sent money to a Mechanic to buy another engine and fix the car. a week later the car was brought to me in Port harcourt. Last week the car engine knocked again. I was so distressed that I didnt even touch the car up till now. [b]I decided to go for another car and went fishing on nairaland where I met ICME who says he can sell me an 06 avalon for N2.3M. See link for the car https://www.nairaland.com/930576/pictures-06-toyota-avalon-xls/3. He said he was travelling to abuja, but if I commit him, he is going to bring the car to Port Harcourt. I sent him N400,000 same day (Monday of this week). I then told him the issue of my 4 runner that I need the car urgently even with my limited funds. I asked him to register the car before coming on wednesday. To my utmost surprise, he has been giving me stories of how the car was accidented before and he didnt know, he bought the car from a dealer in Nigeria and all that stuff. I said ok bring me my car still but he refused to pick up my calls. All I want now is let him bring the car or better still refund my money. I checked his Nairaland profile before i even started doing business this car with him. He has 66 topics in nearly all nairaland sections doing business with people.[/b]


Please if you have done business with him or know him physically, kindly assist me.

Your thoughts on all this is highly appreciated.

Dhelake: Oga o! Dem dey Compare Togo with Nigeria ni sha ...

Beaf: OP, there is little reason to post out of context.
I am sure 99.99% of Nigerians would prefer not to be ruled by a single man for decades, only for him to die and his son take over as is the case with Togo.

What should have concerned you is the very strange case of the Prime Minister resigning over demonstrations and the President on whose desk the buck stops accepted.

Please, google both Eyadema and Gnasingbe for the full blast of what I have summarised in a few simplistic sentences to hit you square between the eyes.

Pray that we never have such nonsense in Nigeria, Abacha is the closest we came to such despotic rule.

Togo’s president has accepted the resignation of Prime Minister Gilbert Houngbo, the presidency announced on state television late Wednesday.

No reason was given for Houngbo’s resignation, which came amid a series of protests launched by a coalition of opposition parties and civil society groups, Let’s Save Togo, that have led to dozens of arrests.

“On Wednesday, the prime minister presented his resignation and that of his government. The president of the republic accepted it,” said the statement from the office of President Faure Gnassingbe.

A former United Nations undersecretary general, Houngbo was nominated to the prime minister’s post in September 2008 by Gnassingbe, a member of the family that has ruled the small west African nation for four decades.

Gnassingbe took over the presidency in 2005 following the death of his father, General Gnassingbe Eyadema, who ruled Togo for 38 years with an iron fist.

Last month, several thousand people gathered in the capital Lome over changes to the electoral law opposition members say were forced through by the dominant governing party.

Security forces broke up a demonstration on June 13 with tear gas, and the opposition claimed 119 people were wounded over two days.

Togo’s former colonial power France has condemned the violence and urged measures to ensure transparent and peaceful polls, which are expected to be held in October, although no precise date has yet been given.

Let’s Save Togo has argued more time was needed for reforms to be carried out before the vote.