₦airaland Forum

Boladearo: ¤why would an sane artiste worth the performance fees mount the stage and start miming on their own songs in a live performance?
¤ why are 90.9% of our new generation singers and rappers dependent on their soundtrack like sucking babies to feeding bottles?
¤at best, don't you think that our celebrated newwave singers are in the same mimers club as minni vanilli the internationally disgraced lip syncher?
¤if we cannot refer to these ''performing'' artistes as noisemaking fashion models, what better adjective can best describe their miming skills?
¤why are we having so many hit songs on the radio, but a handfull of professional live performance?
¤ for the umpteenth time, why are they so attached to the DJ's wheels od steel as if the manufacturers meant the music machine to serve as life support machines for the performing mimers, sorry, artisite in Nigeria?
¤is it the police, PMAN or the national assembly that should put an end to this odious habit ? [color=#000099][/color]

Are you an artiste? Can you do better? If so, go to project fame audition and leave the NL joke section.

splendidb20: hav changed my mind on ds gal; I'm now looking 4 som1 dt wl always contribute her own quater.

Olboy better go and face your primary assignment and boost your job/retention chances.

cheddarking: Damn....

This is the sort of news that can incite the masses to rise up against this Government.

WTF is African First Ladies Secretariat?

Why is there a need for a Hq for the women Fccking the Presidents of Africa?

Jesus! I'm so pissed off now...WTF is all this Shyte na?

Kini Gbogbo This?

Can someone tell me where the American, Asian or European first ladies secretariats are sited or situated? The answers will help me make the right comments.

Interesting read but the question at the end of your post.Here is a link for escobar's biographyhttp://www.biography.com/people/pablo-escobar-9542497

Wonderful!!!

legendsilver: front page pls!!

WHYYYYYYYY

Living in denial.....alls well.

Akpos told his girlfriend he bought a BB for her. She rushed to his house with so much excitement after telling all her friends the good news. When she got there, she kissed Akpos all over, and even gave him a wonderful reward in bed. When she asked for the BB, Akpos asked her to check the table.
GIRLFRIEND: "Akpos, where is the BB? I can't find it".
Akpos replied, "You no see that Beans and Bread on top table

^^^^^Good!

OK.

STRANGE THAT NOT MANY LADY COMMENTS HAVE BEEN SEEN! IS IT BECAUSE THEY ARE LIONESSES?

Paul John: A Nigerian senator earns more in Salary than Barack Obama of the US and David Cameron of the UK. I'll leave you to tell how much Nigerian president goes home with at the end of each month. An Indian lawmaker must work for at least 49 years to earn the annual salary of a Nigerian senator.

In the United States, while the minimum wage is $1,257 (N191, 667), a US lawmaker earns $15,080 (N2.3m) per month. In the United Kingdom, a lawmaker earns $8,686(N1.3m) monthly while the gross national minimum wage is $1,883 (N283, 333) per month. Also, Nigerian lawmakers earn higher than their counterparts in Sweden. With a monthly pay of $7,707 (N1.2m), a lawmaker in Sweden will need to work for over 12 years to equal what a Nigerian senator earn per annum.

The president of the United States takes home an anual salary of $400,000 (N64.156,0m), including a $50,000 expense allowance making the president the highest paid public servant in the US. The $400,000 includes everything and $350,000 out of it is taxable.

You just beat David Mark to it, he never wanted this out in the media na.

Expected this a long time ago, this should really put to test the FOI bill. That is the wrong damage control they want to employ. Patiently waiting how this 'ONE SEED' will germinate in the filthy soil that is our legislators.

joerux60: Interviewer: There are two main rules for our company to select you.
Applicant: What is it sir?.
Interviewer: Our second rule is Cleanliness, did you wipe
your feet on the mat near the door before coming in?.
Applicant: Yes sir!
Interviewer: Our First rule is trustworthiness, and for
your information there isn't any mat near the Door

Uhmmm, Nice 'lil' joke!

KINGwax: Tell us if it happened to u and stop ds, 'i-have-ds-friend-shitz'. Help us to help u. Wetin u dey look when u gave her out to your area father? U now come her dey put dignity, dey call area father street brother. Why u no call bus conductor bus manager?
As per your advice, well, u can date, as long as it's for fucck's sake..

Is grammar an Issue for you with this headline?

wellmax: Would you go to this zoo? What if....?

Correction, the people are the animals in the zoo while the lionesses are the zoo tourists.

Gelatoman: Hello Siena,


Your contribution in the forum is priceless.

I drive Toyota Avensis 2005. After 6months of using this car i suddenly noticed that it consumes fuel more than Vampire consume blood. I have serviced the injector and nozzle. The silencer does not emit black smoke. My mechanic said the catalyst has been removed which is the cause. I argued this with him cause I only noticed this after six month and the car has never slept in mechanic workshop for a day. What do you suggest?

Also, 3 of my tires are 195/65 and the 4th one is 205/60....can this also cause high fuel consumption?


Many thanks

If you read Sienna's reply up the post you'll do well to start by getting all the tires to the same size and use the right psi. See if you get an improvement after that.

Freiburger: Share a picture of your dream car here.

Start with urs!

So because he is wearing a jacket/suit, he automatically qualifies as a Bsc holder? Mschew!

You make mistake give your house-girl belle, #blame It On President Jonathanretardeen#

His next interview will be, [size=23pt]"EMEKA returns to Nollywood"[/size] All na publicity stunt.

KINI big deal. If you quitting Nollywood temporarily, I quit watching Nollywood films Years ago.

ijebabe: Oya educate!

Are you innocent?

Reyginus: Isnt dat a s-ex position?

Yes bruv

Ibotex: Imagine driving in a governors convoy with a landcruiser prado jeep. 220 and above.

That's why those convoys never survive accidents, excessive speed.

afam4eva: Why won't you be there...Is it not your job to serve guets and wash the dishes?? or have you gotten a new job??

LMAO, ol boy you wicked oooo

SirJohn: Mr moderator, this shouldn't be on the front page; a lot of what I have read is simply suicidal. Driving on Nigerian roads at 160,170,200,220,240Km/H is not worth celebrating at all; at such speeds, you have little or no thinking distance and your stopping distance too is short in the event of an emergency.
I have done a couple of dangerous speeds as well but wont talk about it in an open forum with lots of hot blooded youngsters... nah!

You just did with the boldened!

toba: 160km/ph

Deawoo lanos 2002 model on 3Rd mainland bridge in 2004. Was rushing from Airport to ikoyi on that saturday morning so as not to be cut up in the Environmental saturday. Left Airport 6.40am and environmental starts at 7.00am



150km/ph
Scoda Octavia 2002 model on Lagos/Ibadan expressway in 2005. Was rushing down from Ife(osun state) to Lagos on a Friday evening

Always rushing!

[quote author=mama-gee][color=deeppink]Who sneaks around to take pictures of these celebrities? [/color][/quote]The paparazzi na.

Most wonderful singsong:.......Holiday is coming 2ce, No more morning bells.......etc

The General Officer Commanding, 81 Division, Maj. Gen. Kenneth Minimah, has said Colonel K.I Yusuf and Staff Sergeant Adeomi, who were accosted by Governor Babatunde Fashola for taking the designated Bus Rapid Transit lane on July 17, 2012, will pay the mandatory fine.
The fine for taking BRT lane is N25, 000.

This is just as the Nigerian Army began the court martial of 11 soldiers for various offences in Lagos on Tuesday.

Minimah said at a press briefing that the Nigerian Army was not above the law.
“They passed the BRT lane and it’s a traffic offence and they’ll pay the fine. The fact that he has apologised to the governor does not mean that he won’t face the law. He will pay the fine,” he said.

The GOC seized the opportunity to warn all army personnel to obey the laws of the state and avoid taking the BTR lane.

He said, “They (army personnel) should avoid the BRT lane because they are designated for the BRT buses which are for the good of Lagosians. We all reside in Lagos and we have the responsibility of obeying the laws of the state. If we get it right, it’s for our common good and if we get it wrong, it’s bad for all of us.
“The law was made for Lagosians and we are part of Lagos and the Nigerian Army and the military as a whole are law-abiding and enforcers of the laws, not outlaws. We’ll conform to the laws and obey the law and also aid civil authority in enforcing the laws and we’ll continue to help the state government in this regard.”

Meanwhile, the president of the court martial, Brigadier- General Edward Nze, said the crimes the army personnel were being tried for ranged from alleged murder to financial misappropriation.

Nze said court martial was an instrument used by the Nigerian Army to instil discipline in its men.

“The offences we are handling presently range from murder to misappropriation of funds to being absent without leave. They’ll be charged according to the Armed Forces Act,” he said.
http://www.punchng.com/metro/brt-lane-colonel-sergeant-to-pay-n25000-fine-each/

I ask, why was a Naval officer dismissed and jailed for the same offence in 2010? I remember that particular incident at the Anthony end of the BRT lane, could it be because he assaulted the LASTMA officer?