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Fastest I've done is 140km/hr on the long bridge into Lagos, but my friend has taken my SUV up to 160km/hr on a good stretch of the Lagos-Ibadan Express way and I nearly crept under the seat while seated beside him. I will usually never go beyond 110-120km/hr on the Lagos Ibadan-Expressway.

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Better run away

R.I.P Attah Mills

Korrection: The next Ghana President

Guy, you know say their president go die? Aje

A gal picked up her boyfriend's phone coz she wanted to flash her phone only to find out that her contact was stored as"Emeka Cement" SHE FAINTED!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[quote author=Dr. Wise]Am equally eating groundnut here but nobody to take a photograph of me, and even if someone does, it can never never make front page.[/quote]Now we know you are eating groundnut though we cannot see you but you sef don share the front-page now!

[quote author=Lord_Reed]Was he the Gorimakpa character in Village Headmaster?[/quote]can someone answer this question cos if he was, then that's another of the village headmaster gone. RIP.

Are you sure that is not a dead body being lifted into the truck? I seriously believe that is a dead-man being lifted.

Yorisb: Who's Gogo Ombo? Never heard of him....

@OP

Do you have another pix of him, even if its a mug shot?

The links for picture and source are on the post, so why the question? Anyway, since you are using a phone and unable to get the pages; i hereby help with the pix.

don buchi: some people's head need to be examined. like the author of this thrash...

If you mean an comprehensive examination of the thrash writer's head, I support your point?

splendidb20: please friends, I need advice on ths case. me and my galfriend ar corps members, we receive the same allowance bt she always wants me to spend for her. my question is, how is she supposed to behav towards me in terms of money? thanks

So you no know before say you go pay money for the company she provides; SMH, abi you no het galfriend for Uni?

What do you people expect?

bisi16: Saw dis on a friend's dp, thot I'd share. Its called "Crouching Tiger" poze..

Make your friend no catch you o. without your permission, I have sent it to my friends.Lolz

akinzeb: Where is our once much cherished moral values in this country?There should be limit to what pple put on in the public places.Should govt deploy police men to start arresting people like these?This is indecent na! Over to Nairalanders.

This looks no where like Nigeria @poster, get your facts right.

Fanta face, chocolate hands.

ypzilanti: Justifying bad behaviour, by pointing out other peoples bad behaviour.

He is a fool, Simple. The money voted for this will repair the bridge that was damaged by flood.

^^^^^^^^

Veedon: Check me out in my Xmas best

Na Wah o. How many vehicles are you displaying? I can see white, maroon, manual, RHD and a non mitsubishi engine!

floriana: TOP 5:

1. The Gitto Construzioni Anglican church in otuoke

2. Patience Jonathan Permanent Secretary. appointment project

3. Chinco energy saving bulb

4. Aso rock Cassava bread

5. The presidential media chat project.

. Numero Uno project is FUEL subsidy removal.

Donpuzo: It was like a movie scene while driving down yaba to ozone cinema @ ecenter in my suv, when I saw this funny scene.

Call it action film or comedy. But its a funny risk some Nigerians took.

@ Poster, you were trekking from Yaba to Sabo when you snapped the picture because you had no fare to pay and you are now lying on NL saying picture's taken in your SUV. Tell you what, GOD is watching you o...............

alexy147: Wow..I saw those guyz too wen I ws driving down with my hummer..Mtchewwwwww SUV ko SUV ni.,abeg who asked u d car u were driving.U n dem who is now d main comedian?

Seriously @poster was on another Okada.

Foreign but very cool. Nice Joke!

If you know the Shipping line, go to http://marinetraffic.com/ais/ and its easily done.

opad: No Single fellow Fuji artiste graced his wake-keep today...so bad of them.
What would it have cost them to be there. Im sure obesere is out of the country,
he would have been there i learnt he had strong ties with him.
I aint a Fuji Lover but grew up listening to this genius.
Armani...
Mc Hammer Sunny T ti dode
Mc Hammer omo okoro
Okoro nna Mr George mania
R.I.P

Such is life! R.I.P , Okoro to nko fuji

[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]I am going to need yo all to stop modifying my post.[/quote]Bad construction + lies = Danger; runs off thread

[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]Girl, are those your hands? [/quote]Na wah o! How many hands can you see in the picture for you to pluralize it.

olak2k8: i'm just learning driving but on my second day i broke someones mirror & also hit bike. am begin to scared. pls need to share ur experience wen learning ur driving

Don't get ahead of yourself; 2nd day for someone that has not driven before should still be observation of the teacher and reading up on signs. You sure you are doing the training in a certified driving school or is someone coaching you with a car not designed for the purpose?

amebozone: THE CAR HAs JUST BEEN SOLD!!!!!

A member here has just paid for it... He's Currentely with the owner now as I type this

Thanx for your interests!!!!!!

Who you dey Fool?

channel801: Earlier this week, the news broke that the Speaker of Oyo State House of Assembly, Mrs. Monsurat Sunmonu and wives of members of the assembly are in the United Kingdom for a training tour.

Checks revealed that the trip was put in place for them to learn how to assist their husbands on the job under the guise of a “Women of Caliber” programme.

This trip is coming just as their husbands were returning from a “working” visit to South Africa.

Defending the trip at the venue of the training, the Speaker Mrs Sunmonu said "everywhere in the world, leaders get paid from public funds, and that the only thing is to ensure that money is judiciously spent"

Hmmm...Money judiciously spent indeed!

Meanwhile, CHANNEL801 has obtained the exclusive pictures of the training which took place at Custom House Hotel, London.

Enjoy:

Are you sure this is LONDON? Looks more like a training/conference room in a Hotel around Ikeja or Ibadan with just a solitary half-caste.

Murphy T: If u ve ever bin a manager in a big firm, u will understand, sometimes u need to sample some others views cos some may just want to be bias, letz just hp something Gud comes out

And when the result of this comes out, set up another committee to review the report of their findings. Have you heard about 'going round in a circle?' Well, its forever.

[quote author=~vicky~]good but not funny[/quote]Innately funny!