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hammyjoe:
Imagine being stuck in traffic and you are inside a danfo bus, sandwiched in between two fat and sweaty market women who are just coming from mile 12 market and the whole bus is smelling ponmo, iru, tomatoes, pepper and onion etc....... ��

lolz, u be real lag babe, theres no way u will inter mile 12 and not cover ur nose,ur shoes will b soaked in black dirty water

I need her, i no go give her belle
Will b using con.dom

Like for Atilku share for oldest waec holder

Like for Ororo share for dwarf

daben1:
Messi is still the GOAT

yes, d normal goat wey we dey eat, not GREATEST OF ALL TIME, if he dare leave barca , normal goat sef go better pass am

But d food over small na, dem for share plenty cabin bistcuit wey go bellefull person if dem no get enough money cook rice

Dis one loud oo

Mathus:
When you Wan born
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Na your born? Must everyboby born? Mtcheew

OkoyeA1:
I been think say na blackman

Gbayi ! Na wetin make me open d thread

Omo as dis woman fine so i no fit marry her, unless theres a way to place a pin code on her body,cus guys no play wit balance diet
If u know u know

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Bole and groundnut... Yumyum

Lols ure used to hard food

Konji free us na

Another talent discovered

12345baba:
so na ihuru ihe huru?

nawa 4 u o, anya na ife di mma bu nwanne

12345baba:
Alafin na elikwa ihe dimma. ( alafin dey chop wetin good o)

nwanne nwata chapuru ofuma

Thu.nder fire the pos.ter

If i hear say dem go pay, abi dem go arrest ur life ni,,,, this is nigeria

After this one will say i need a God fearing man.
Who girls dey wine sef. Mtcheew

I believe the bird flew for Atiku, on its way to PDP headquater Abuja,, make dem settle d bird o

Melison:
Queenbelle attend to ya customer
One doesn't know the day the saviour cometh

Bastard lolzzzz oboi dem kee me but u buuree me

here2fuk:
thank you

Ur trick work oo, dat bae get meat 4 body
Abeg if u do tell me oo, mak me sef try luck

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Lonely sometimes sha. Still waiting to be found by the "right" one who suits my dreams.

Nne lets mingle, abum onye aguata

msjanet:
Enjoying it

Lets mingle naw, pastor told me that i will soon be rich

olujastro:
LOL. Even Gunners know Vorm is a basket.
Not just you guys, Spurs also get the most difficult draws in domestic and even european competitions, unlike Chelsea and ManCity who mostly get easy games till the final.
We'll play Gazzaniga. He's our EFL Cup first choice. I even prefer him to Lloris these days.

So you are a totth fan, nice to meet you bro,first time seeing a totth fan

How she take win MBGN sef ,omo to me o she no mend oo, just yellow only, i prefer sonia ogbonna

savior22:
[color=darkblue] what are source of in come[/color]

alaye rest, no dey console urself,, yahoo sef no easy
@nobody holy

Biglittlelois:
She is right this time, men like that are destiny wasters, ladies, dont let any guy decieve you with "in 5 years time, we'lll get married" what happened to right now? before getting into any relationship, define it from the onset, tell him your commitment longevity, if he's not good with it, bounce!!!

Unto contract level abi, i think say una no need us
Las las wolf na dog wey join confra

I hope they play vorm that day so we can score plenty goal,
Fixtures no dey favour arsenal at all
Even champions league, if we no meet bayern we go meet barca

When he was in the world ? Where is he now? In pluto?