₦airaland Forum

jnrbayano:
Happy birthday.

"Masturbation is not a sin" Chris Oyakhilome.

Hahahaha
You don madt finish

kayboy4y:
You need Counselling.
Pray and fast.
Thank me later.

Have u discussed it with your parents?

But never attempt suicide or else u will rot in hell fire.

Give this advise to Shakau and his hommies please

I can tell you whether its Tony Abbott or Marcus Turnbull, the ministry is moving on

You really want to die cos if nairalanders advise you finish, you will double the dose of that chemical.

On the flip side i think what happend to me happened to you. If you zoned out after JSS 3, then you got placed in the wrong area probably on the strength of you then result. You studied wrong in SS classes and are now studying something at undergraduate level you are very weak in. I know cos i spent 8years studying a five year course.
If you are bold about it, you can switch now. Or you can struggle like me and just finish the damn thing.
You 1st year results and mine are pretty similar but i still finished with a 2.2 and i eventually finished strongly and smashed at MSc level abroad. Don't drink that chemical lil bro, don't look at you unemployed siblings as a barometer. Tomorrow go always make more sense.
If someone told me this in 2001 when my CGPA was 1.5 i for no believe am, look at me now na

Gombs:
even the blind and the worse of Pharisees knows that, that was a typo error! no need making a big deal out of it.

Jesus!!!!
I rebuke you!

Kylekent59:
Wow, I was born d same day with pastor christ. Wow!!! Show some likes nairalanders

He is pastor christ now then? Hmmmm...
Waiting for pastor Jesus next

Unfortunately PDP is right. With Audu's death, Wada has won this election. He will win in court too.

Bruce to be the 1st one to be jailed under the social media bill for excessive tweeting

Was about to comment
Then i remembered the church hoard is worse than the senate hoard try to bring down Sahara reporters with their social media bill
Shege yaro!!!

She doesn't even bother to tell the exact day/story sef
Shege yaro!!!

Conji at 91?
Impossicant

Hybrid01:
I am a married Lady in my early 30's.am an introvert so I barely make friends.in my house,church etc,I HV ppl who give me cold shoulder in short I don't HV any friend at home&HV heard PPl say am a proud&bad person.it makes me feel sad inside but DT is who I am:I keep to myself.how can I change people's impression abt me?

@male married lady
Your case is serious.
Take 6 pure waters to Shiloh this year, have one of the gate men pray over it for you.
Take this pure waters home.
Buy a chicken and use 3 of the pure waters to make stew with the chicken, use the remaining 3 to make poundo yam. Eat the poundo yam with egusi, use the stew to eat some agege bread.
At this point everything will be ok. Some friends will come share the stew with you.
If this doesn't work, go to Shiloh again next year, try to go deeper inside this time, get someone other than the gate men to pray over your next year pure waters

I can't comment
I don't want to go to jail
Neither can i afford the fines
I can't comment
Will wait to see if or not the bill passes 1st
APC!!! Shege yaro

braddddddd:
HOUSE PLEASE HELP ME I'M CONFUSED,I GOT ADMISSION IN ONE OF THE SCHOOLS IN AUSTRALIA,I CONTRACTED AN AGENT TO DO THE DOCUMENTATION FOR ME COS I USE TO BE SO MUCH BUSY IN THE OFFICE,I PROVIDED ALL NECESSARY SUPPORTING DOCUMENTS TO HIM INCLUDING MY STATEMENT OF ACC AND MY ADMISSION LETTER, IN SHORT I PROVIDED EVERY REQUIREMENTS BUT FOR THE PAST SIX MONTHS I'M YET TO GET REPLY FROM HIM, HE LATER TOLD ME THAT I SHOULD EXERCISE PATIENT THAT IT'S ON PROCESS THAT IT WAS'NT SUBMITTED THEN. SHOULD I WRITE THE EMBASSY TO CONFIRM ABOUT MY APPLICATION...... PLEASE ADVICE.............................................

Forget the agent, he hasn't submitted anything, even the rubbish Canadian visa process isnt this diabolical.
No need writing the embassy, apply yourself now

chetaRay:
plz @ gunpoint how do u obtain dis certificate 3 in age care plz tell us we will love to know plx. nd can anyone doing any course obtain it

Yeah anyone can do it. It takes about 6weeks to get though. 3weeks in class and 3weeks at a facility. It cost an average of $1k to $2k. $1k if you just do classes and are willing yo find a facility yourself, $2k if you want/allow your classwork provider to place you at a facility.

chetaRay:
@gunpoint plz help me address d following.

1. when u get to australia wat kind of jobs can one be doing before finishing his or her studies nd does those kinda work need a training certificate or u just get d job without any training in australia

2. the 22-35 dolls wic u mentioned is it after or before finishing ur studies. plz enlighten me nd oda gurus in d house can also give me dia experiences too.

Before you finish school.
Take aged care for example
You will need a cert 3 in aged care to do this job
You employer can pay 24 in the mornings, 27 in the PMs, 30 night shift during week days, 33 Saturdays, 38 Sundays, 50 public holidays.
Thats a general idea of how pay is structured here

[quote author=kennethagada post=40580732][/quote]Unfortunately all that counts for nothing here, at least till you finish that subsea. You will probably do what other students do, age care and the likes till yout MSc is done. You can expect to earn btw 22-35 per hour depending on employer and time of the day worked.

My dear, you are just a sex addict plain and simple. You have banged one and now wana move on to the next one thats why you bore easily.
Don't beat yourself up over it but don't lie to yourself either

deligatus:
Good people of naira land, i just graduated and want to work in australia
No job experience
Graduate of electrical electronics
Pls what re my chances to travel through PR route
İ will appreciate ur advice. Thanks

because you cannot get positive assessment, i'd say zero

tayotp:
Hi everyone.

I will like to seek your view on conditional offer of EAP(English courses) as a pathway to Masters.

Whats are the chances of visa issuance with this condition.

Thank you all.

Your application would likely be denied, but you will never know if you don't try right?

kennethagada:
Please gurus in the house,
1. can i find a shared apartment between AUS$50 - AUS$90 in Perth(western Australia) or suburb?
2. I am going for master of Subsea Engineering and I studied Mechanical Engineering in my first degree, what are my chances of getting a part time job as i would want to start job almost immediately to support myself and how much cant i expert. i have 2 years and 6 month relevant work experience.
3. is any one going to Curtin university from this forum? i will be going by February and will be happy to have a friend from home. contact me if any agascoy2k.2009@yahoo.com

No you cannot. Yo would be lucky to find any apartment cheaper that 140, infact I'd say its impossible. Budget like 150-180 weekly to be on the safe side.
As for finding a job instantly, its possible. But it does take settling in to know what to do.

Ok
You take your 13k book short time room the olosho come post you?
My condolences bros, its happened to us all.

Oh dear!
This guy's spine must be destroyed by now oh
Oh lawd of messi

Hunh?

Alubosa:
Anything that gets ur heart racing is prolly worth doing

Hahahaha....
Those photos are sooo me

Alubosa:
Op, with the list above, u are one hell of Adrenaline Junkie!!!

Hahaha...
Some of them are pretty safe
I kissed a kangaroo (harmless)
Vist the six continents (harmless)
Shark diving in Australia (leave you to be the judge of that)
Drive a motoGP race track circuit (harmless-ish)
Jump 14000feet (ultimate rush )

Isryl02:
Did you jump at GUNPOINT?

Hahahahaha...
Ofcos i jumped

Lasinoh:
No single African nation? No surprises there. Material and spiritual wretches!


I believe it!
I won't be alive to witness this long awaited joy.
Tired of waiting for Jesus?
Join the club!

The world would be better off.
More productive and more peaceful.

Nice read!

Jesus isnt the problem bro, at least no one is killing in his name these days if you know what i mean...

Theflint1:
Jeez! Scary as fu¢k. Would give it a try when I can. How was the drop?

I screamed like a girl until i was like 2feet off the ground. Thats a hell of a lot of screaming mate.
But you have to do it. At 14000 feet, the horizon is infinite

claremont:
Skydiving in tandem doesn't really give an Adrenaline rush. Try doing a solo jump next time, and when you have achieved that, try doing a proper military solo jump carrying 40 kilos of kit. You will get a proper Adrenaline rush afterwards.

Good start though, it's not easy jumping out of a perfectly serviceable aircraft.

Hahahaha... my bucket list includes solo jumping, but here you have to start with a tandem jump. So i may never get to solo jump status, but 14000 feet is off my bucket list. Posting photos of my scuba dive soon too. That too is a guided tour

So yesterday i ballsed up and took the plunge. I have a bucket list of things i wana do before i go and skydiving was one of them.
Kiss a Kangaroo(done)
Kiss a Tiger(loading)
Jump off a plane at 14000 feet(done)
Scuba dive with sharks at 130meters(booked)
Bungee jump(haven't found a trusty vendor)
Visit the 6 continents(only north and south America to go)
Drive at a major motoGP race(loading)
Space tourism(the ultimate dream)

So it was a bright and sunny day and i figured, if you are ever gona take the plunge, today is as good a day as any.
Its not for the faint hearted. But if you have ever wanted to live on the edge, if you have ever wanted to toy with fate, if you ever wanted to test the laws of physics, then add it to your bucket list too

Zceesneh:
U are now God, i want to blast u, buh if not am coming back from the church i would have blasted u, some of the things that people believe is neither in the bible or in koran, Heaven is meant for everybody it now depends on you whether to grab it or not, Try and grow up

You don mad finish you no sabi sef