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SHE FIT YAN??
SHE KNW HW FAR NA. . .

IM FEELIN GUD 2DAY

@SAUCE
GUY IF UR SKIN DEY SCATCH U,
NO DEY FORM,
JST TALK TRUE
KROWKROW MAN. . . .

guy!!
u c your name 4 this post
if i dey enta ya skin, peel d skin commot den


VIVA LA GUNNY

@iteun
so u mean say clement no get any "tools" wey 4 wrk??

@ben
tot ya said ya wz an engr??
invent somtin

@ibk
trim dat bush, mush. . .

hire clement tooo

@SKYSUNNY

GUY COMMOT DAT YA PIKTURE
U RESEMBLE BEANSTALK NA JST LEAF U LACK!!!

NA YAHOZEE-TEL B DAT??

(IBKAYE IN YELLOW)
Dats ibk modelin 2 fill in wetin she no get. . .
4 doz of una wey no get am, buy that top,
e no nid advert again na abi??

no
na ya armpit hair she dey use model

@SAUCE
listen guy, mo gbono feli feli,
it realy aint ma fault,
dat im hot & u r nt. . .
so bite me, beta still, kiss ma military ass!!


@Col princesa
continue d search,
and com up wit som1 d Supreme Military Council will b proud of . . . .
Viva la Col!!!

u r d baber
u tell mi. . . .

i didnt ask u 2 laf, i said wats wrong??

can u point out wats wrng in dat picture??

@princesa
u r rite,
she is

stil, d Gen has gat 2 hav a 1st lady, as my 2I.C, who wuld u recommend??

@ituen
watch it, else i gon giv equlibrium a job permanently,
to run u dwn!!!


@ibkaye
singing
*baby u aint gud enuf, gud enuf. . .*

Even d name J.UNIT is a copy and paste name,
names lyk clems, iteun, princesa, gunpoint, saucekid, mr turkey, tufe,
all original and well tot out,
shatap fool,
u aint gat shit 2 say!!!

@tufe
Y nt?
she is ma 2 I.C

@Col princesa
i isnt makin her 1st lady,
jst consolin her cos of dat fotographic blunder. . .
kip d peace!!!

@TUFE
we'v nw discovered dat clement is a man, baber sef

@ben 10
dat isnt Col princesa,
APOLOGIZE RITE AWAY!!!

always dude, always

@ituen
abeg go face equlibrium,
na him fit u

@JEOVY
OU SEN U WRK??

FINALLY
SO CLEMENT NA MAN??
CLEMENT, E B CALABAR??

shakes head @ post/poster. . .
now dats real sad


wer nafdac/son

xheggs:



Hungry and Broke

There were three men living together in London. An Afro-American, a West Indian and a Nigerian. They were all starving because they didn't have money to buy food.

However upon coming close to a posh London restaurant in this classy neighbourhood, they decided to come up with a plan.

The Afro-American went in first. After being seated, he ordered a three course meal with white wine. When he had finished the meal, the waiter came by with the bill. "LISTEN MY MAN, I ALREADY PAID YOU!" - the Afro-American shouted! The waiter was very confused because he could not remember being paid. But because he did not want to cause any trouble, he let the brother leave.

Five minutes later, the West Indian walked into the same restaurant and ordered a five course meal with red wine. When he was finished eating, the waiter came by to collect the money for the food. "HEY, HEY, LOOK AT ME CROSSES. BUT AH PAID YOU ALREADY!" - the West Indian shouted. This time the manager came and had to calm down the West Indian, because he did not want anything to upset the other customers. He let the guy go.

Ten minutes later, the Nigerian walked in. And you know how we are. He sat down. Lit up a cigarette, and ordered the most expensive meal on the menu, plus two bottles of Beer. After he had finished, the waiter came to collect the money for the meal, But before the Nigerian could say anything, the waiter spoke to him."Sir, I have been having all sorts of problems all day and I can't understand it. Two other people like you came in earlier and ate, and they say that they paid me but I don't remember getting any money from them so, " Before he could finish, the Nigerian interrupted, rather emphatically, "OGA I SORRY FOR YOU OOOO. BUT DAT NA YOUR PROBLEM. I JUST WANT YOU TO GIVE ME MY CHANGE!!"

HILARIOUS DUDE!!!
Omo i b 9Ja boi. . . . .

at least food go dey my own u hungry obote!!!

@hungry clement d barber
Com ye on 2 me all ye that hunger and i will ge u swallow. . . .
join my army guy/girl, u no go hungry agains
ge him/her form Col princesa

nitey!!!!!
welcom bac babe. . . .
u swt swt Gen missd u so so much.
gimi a K
gimi an I
gemi an S
gemi an S
kiss me, kiss me, kiss me

*draws ibkaye closer and kisses her singin*

it dnt mata if u'r black or white. . . . . .

@huaz
can i raise a loan 2 buy dis chic wey dey dis foto??

GETTA LIFE MAN, . . .
OR GO TO NEWSLINE
DEY CAN HELP U

lol

@PRINCESA
MISSD U PLENTY DEAR. . . .
NW BAC TO BIZ

@OMO STUDIO,

GO BAC 2 D SKOOL OF HARD KNOCKS. . . .
You OBVIOUSLY HAVNT LEARNT ENUF,
PRINCESA IS MILITARY. . .
BT SHE'S WAY ABOVE UR LEAGUE,
TAK MA HINT,
BUZZ OFF!!!



@D CHEAP SHEPE BOIZ(SAUCE &THUG)
ENJOY WHILE IT LASTS COS WEN MY KINGDOM COMETH. . . .

@CLEMENT
Y R You PISSING AROUND INDISCRIMINATELY??

@equals

wat of me??

i provided d touts dat served as groomsmen dat day na. . .

@jaymobb

na me send am go coverage oooo!!

Wnt any1 acknowledge me??