₦airaland Forum

GUNPOINT'S FAMILY IS IN "THE" WHITE HOUSE,

SAUCE KID'S AND TYTY'S FAMILY ON D ODA HAND. . . . . . .

SAUCE KID, I WANT U TO GO 2 DIS OLYMPICS NA. . . . .

SO ANS D DAMN QUES AND STOP BIN A CRY BABY!!!!!



IF ONLY DAT DAMN TURKEY WZ HERE, I KNW HE'D HAD WON DIS TICKETS

C tyty dey talk,
ha!!!
na u na. . . . .
wit ya haf haf eye lik day old puppy own!!!

tytylayor

na u put 2 and half fingers up 4 dat side so, .

tanx

Sauce kid's 18 year-old daughter tells her mother tytylayor that she has not seen her period for two months.

Very worried, tytylayor goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.

The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, tytylayor says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know so that I can deal with him!"


When Saucekid learnt about it too, he blew his top, told his daughter to call 'the fool' involved and ask him to come the next morning. The girl did not say anything as they all went to spend an eventful night in bed.



The next day, tytylayor reminded the girl about what Saucekid said, confident that once the 'pig' arrives, they were going to get him arrested for putting their daughter in the family way.



At 9am, the girl calmly picks up the phone and makes a call for about three minutes. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house and a mature and distinguished man with gray hair (Iteun) and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. His sight could not make them take action and the man sits in the living room with Saucekid, tytylayor and the girl and tells them:

"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation (like seven wivies already) but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

Additionally, If a girl is born, I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a town house, a beach front villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories, several houses and a $2,000,000 bank account.


If it is twins, a factory, very many houses and $2,000,000 for each of them.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"


At this point, Saucekid, who had remained silent all along, quickly confered with tytylayor, got up, moved straight to Iteun, places a hand firmly on his shoulder and tells him,

"You'll sleep with her again!"

dats cos u no knw book my dear kene 20,

oya try harder!!!!!



olodo rabata, oju eja lo mo je. . . . . .
oni lo paper, slate lo ma lo. . . . . .
eba tutu lo ma je. . . . .

block headed nlndrs!!!!

IF NA REALY MY FAMILY. . .
POINT ME OUT 4 DER NW NW OR ELSE. . . . .!!!!


I JST WAN HELP ALL OF UNA OUT,
STIL UNA NO APRICIATE. . . .

HABA!!!

NOBODY WAN GO

HELLO
ITS ME AGAIN!

GUNPOINT!!!


U KNW I CAN NVR PASS UP D OPPORTUNITY 2 OVRTHROW!!

I HEREBY DECLARE MYSEF D SPIRITUAL HEAD OF DIS MINISTRY!!!

I DISLIKE D NAME SHA, BT CHANGES WIL HAV 2 COM L8R,

ANY 1 WIT OBJECTIONS CAN KISS MY ASS. . . . .

ANY1

DIDNT TINK SO.

SIGNED
PASTOR GENERAL GUNPOINT!!!

WIN 2 TICKETS AND ALL EXPENSES PAID TRIP TO THE 2008 OLYMPIC GAMES IN BEIJING THIS SUMMER,

To participate and stand a chance is very easy.

Just view the attached photo. Then correctly
answer the following questions.

Send your answers to:
International Olympic Committee, Private Mail Bag 01LS, Lausanne , Switzerland .

1. Which student seems to appear tired /sleepy?
2. Which ones are male twins?
3. Which ones are the female twins?
4. How many women are in the group?
5. Which one is the teacher?

Good Luck.





I GUESS YOU'RE NOT GOING TOO,



Gunpoint

One word


disgusting!!!

and dats a big one comin frm d 1 who has seen it all. . . . . .

      

sauce!!

jst cause them "burn" u on d 28 and 1/2 feb doesnt giv rite to ta si mi na. . . . . .

watch it(and i dnt mean champions league final !!!)

on a briter note,

im hostin an after party 4 d cele at my barracks mess,

plz com in suitable uniforms!!! (note: Army, Airforce or Navy!!! Police, Civil defence and Fire service uniforms nt allowed!!!)

tanks u---ssssss

signd

FIELD MASHAL GUNPOINT!!!!

            

OK
USUALLY I DNT ALLOW DIS
BT SUYA KID,
DIS YARO DON Bleep UP. . .
ABEG, SLAP AM!!!

Com iteun,wetin u dey feel like sef??

comin to my space to post ur buff day??

lika who da Bleep cares??

anyway, i 4giv u!!

4 today,
and 4 ur gift,
1 bazooka!!!

use it wisely!!!

IF ITS CEMENT DUST IM ON,
DUDE
You GATS GETS URS SELFS SOMES!!!!
                    

KISSASS
IF I TRY U INKO??

U DON 4GET WHO I BE??
BIG BRODA??
GEN??
FIELD MASHAL??
VIVA ETERNAL??
MAFIOSO??
KISS MY BOOTY DUDYY!!!

@sauce
e get d 1 u nvr see??

OK sauce, BIG BRODA wan tempt u. . . . .
wetin u go do??

ib
ya ma kind of boobs sorry, boo
wanna date??
hw abt 13/26/2011 den??
gud enuf 4 ya?
i culd take u 2 a tire pack,
slap u around,
screw u well,
slap u around som mor,
i tink im in luv already. . . .

pastor oooo
pastor wife ooooo
choir master ooooo
sauce kid oooooo
ifysaucekid oooooo
ak 47 oooooo
all na one!!!!

mean while
turkey
if u nvr stil die die finish,
ya days don numba,
oya begin count am. . . .

wel b4 i met my swt AK47, tins wer realy ruff!!
hv u evr seen her??
47 i mean,
she is sexy. . . . .
hot. . . . .
ever ready. . . .
i lov her die. . . . .
and i & her 2geda. . . .
ya'll r in twuble. . . .

@sauce
ya own brain wz inventd wen dem stil bin dey use plastic mould hard drive and duct tape join every tin!!!

sauce. . . .
dem swear 4 u??
abi na negative home support dey follow u ni??
talk nw ohhhh!!!


ifyblablabla,
bring it home na. . . . .
singin dat song wey i write dash chris brown wen we bin meet 4 sudan*
*i nid u boo, gatta feel u boo, and its hot all ova d world 2nyt. . . . .*
i bad men!!!!

LISTEN HAUZ MATES DIS IS BIG BROTHA!!!
UNA F UP DON DEY 2 MUCH LATELY SO I GATTA TELL U DUDES, PEEPS AND SHORTYS,
IF ANY OF U SO MUCH AS STEPS 2 ME AGAIN. . . . . . .
E GO BAD 4 DAT PESIN PASS TURKEY WEN DIE 4 XMAS!!!
2 B FORE ARMED IS TO B FORE WARNED OR VISE VISA!!!


THA GENERAL IS BACK!!!

WTF DOES A TURKEY CARE ABT DELECTALBE PIECES OF HUMAN FEMALE ASSES LIKA DOS??

KICK IT BABY KICK IT
U'V GROWN BAD SINCE I LAST SAW U,
I LIKA DAT

OK NNE!!
IFYBLABLA PASTOR 4 CELE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
INSHORT, D MAN LATER RUN!!!
HAPI NW??

U B BAPTIST

OK DEN
CELE CHURCH

There was a feud between the Pastor and the Choir Director of The Hicksville Southern Baptist Church.

It seems the first hint of Trouble came when the Pastor preached on "dedicating yourselves to service" and the Choir Director chose to sing: "I Shall Not Be Moved."

Trying to believe it was a coincidence; the Pastor put the incident behind him. The next Sunday he preached on "giving". Afterwards, The choir squirmed as the director led them in the hymn: "Jesus Paid It All."

By this time, the Pastor was losing his temper. Sunday morning attendance swelled as the tension between the two built. A large crowd showed up the next week to hear his sermon on "the sin of gossiping". Would you believe the Choir Director selected: "I Love To Tell the Story."

There was no turning back. The following Sunday the Pastor told the congregation that unless something changed he was considering resignation. The entire church gasped when the Choir Director led them in: "Why Not Tonight."

Truthfully, no one was surprised when the Pastor resigned a week later; explaining that Jesus had led him there and Jesus was leading him away. The Choir Director could not resist: "What a Friend We Have in Jesus."

I jst got bac frm sudan 1st flight dis morin,
seein der wz no nairaland 4 der, 1st tin i did wen i got bac wz hit my pc and log on nairaland,
guess wat i saw??
dis tread. . . .
i tink ima gona cry. . . . . .
               
i wz away 4 jst a short while and u kids r fightin already??
didnt i teach u kids beta??
       

@iteun
oximoronic kuvuki hunter/palm wine tapper lik u,
i knw u woke up on d wrong side of d bed this mornin,
bt y rub it in on nlnd??
abi na we do u ni??
watch it!!!!