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CLEMENT IS A HE/SHE

HABA CLEMENT!!!

U NO HEAR SAY MAKE U NO SHOUT AM??

chioya:
@poster
that was hard on ituen

iteun startd it

i loves wats happenin to him

@equals
mor vaseline to your. . .

candy:
I guess dude has a bodyguard mopol who stinks to high heavens because he changes his uniform once in a week. . . coupled with the incessant rain. Dude has to sit in the car with the mopol everyday and he's happy because his A/C developed a fault and he can breathe in fresh air as he now drives with his windows down.

Now,he wants to know how bad your mopol smells. . . I guess he's trying to know who has the smelliest mopol

Dude, am I right? confirm because I don read am backwards ,even upside down, I no understand

i don die,
i laffin/shittin in me pants
nlnders don kill me

@IBKAYE
K HAUSAWA NE KO YOROBAWA??

I' HEARD ABT A SCH 4 GIFTED TURKEYS SOMWER IN D IPAJA AXIS BT A SCH 4 FROGS??

alex406:
wow Turkey dey sweet oo.***Rushing to market to get a Kilo of turkey.***

*Okada jamss him drop & d mumu lands in igbobi. . .*

*aftr amputating both his left legs, Doctor declares this mumu still going to die*

*so dey send 4 his priest who said that in oda 4 him 2 rest in peace/make it to hell*

*he needed to ans som ques*

*priest: ques 1*

y did d turkey cross d road??

*drags kayemjay bac by 1 leg while addressin clement*
plz do me d honor of slappin dis mufu. . .


@Col princesa
plz pass me d koboko

clemcykul:
no i dint!

*knocks gunpoint on his balding head* yeye general

Jeovy:
I have always wanted someone that will knock gunpoint for me,Clems thanks abeg

YYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
y did i guyz do dis??

@saucekid
didnt i tel u nt 2 wear my uniform??
dat if u wuld talk d talk, u must also walk d walk??

sori hauz 4 dat confusion, nid i say mor??

segunpc:
hmm clemcy and all wey lick only one finger na same.

dem dey tell pesin??


@huaz
note dat i calld iteun's name 1st cos na him b my no1 i-tooo-knw student. . . .

200 TIMES MAYB 600 PPL??
EQUALS 120,000
You AND UR FRND R THIEVES,
SHUT You AND GO GET A JOB MISTER!!!


OOO SO You TINK OND HOLDERS R MOR STUPID OR MOR DESPERATE DAN DEGREE HOLDERS OR SUMTIN??
PPL SEF

DID U FILL D FORM ATTACHED??

una get permit 4 dat laffins??

TIRED OF DAT JOB?
FED UP WIT UR LOUSY BOSS??
PLZ RETIRE 2DY. . .
JUST GO AHEAD. . .
FILL D FORM. . .
You JST MITE B LUCK!!!

A South American scientist from Argentina,
after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with very low intelligence read their Emails with their hand on the mouse.















































Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late !!!!!

GUNPOINT WAS GIVING THE FIRST YEAR MEDICAL STUDENTS(ITEUN, SAUSEKID, JEOVY, BENJAY, CLEMENT, EQUILBRIUM & CO) THEIR FIRST LECTURE ON

AUTOPSIES, AND DECIDES TO GIVE THEM A FEW BASICS BEFORE STARTING.

"YOU MUST BE CAPABLE OF TWO THINGS TO DO AN AUTOPSY.

THE FIRST THING IS THAT YOU MUST HAVE NO SENSE OF FEAR."

AT THIS POINT, THE LECTURER STICKS HIS FINGER INTO THE DEAD MAN'S ANUS, PULLS

IT OUT, AND THEN LICKS IT. HE ASKS ALL THE STUDENTS TO DO THE SAME THING WITH

THE CORPSE IN FRONT OF THEM.

AFTER A COUPLE OF MINUTES'

SILENCE, THEY FOLLOW THROUGH WITH HIS DISGUSTING COMMAND.

"THE SECOND THING IS THAT YOU MUST HAVE AN ACUTE SENSE OF OBSERVATION:

HOW MANY OF YOU NOTICED THAT I STUCK MY MIDDLE FINGER INTO THE CORPSE'S

ANUS, BUT LICKED MY INDEX FINGER

HUMAN BEINGS DEY TALK,
FROG TOO DEY CROAK. . .
WONDAS SHALL NVR END OOOOO

clement
u don mov frm man 2 undecided again??

MAKE ME

gud ques,
equilbrium as any chic calld u lately??

simlpe!!!
him Bleep up!!!
equals jst dey try treat d Bleep up,
jst lyk him bin treat urs. . .

hey viper
u stil hv dis baby??

@SPANKYSID
GUY, WHO SAID U STOLE ANYTIN NW??

@ABBY
Y U DEY LAFFS NA??
AT LEAST WASH YA TEETHS 1ST!!!

LOOKIN AT D GEAR SHIFT STICK
IT WZ A RITE HAND DRIVE,
NICE OBSERVATION

@SHOWBOBO
GUY, Y U WAN SHW YASEF 4 HERE??

@CLEMENT
IF U DEY FIND WRK
JST TELL MI
BT U GO PAY 4 UR OWN UNIFORM. . . .

@SAUCE
AND I BIN DEY PLAN GIV U FREE UNIFORM. . .

@POSTER
GUY WER U C BEN-JAY PICTURE COPY PUT 4 DAT TIN??

@CLEMENT
OYA, GO AHEAD DO AM!!!
DATS A DIRECT ODA!!!

EYAAA. . .
SAUCE COM WRK 4 ME NA. . .

@IBK
FAHSION AFRICA, R U ON IT??

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