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INFACT
JUST SO WAWA!!

@spagetti
wat??
4 my tread??
no try ohh!!!
ask ppl wen try b4, OTONDO!!
@loruz
xplain ursef quick!!!

@ifysomtimes
ok
cos of u i go let am out ta jail 4 high connextions, u knw na
tj^2, oya, tank ify nw!!!!!

@tj^2
punk??
that is a hair cut, bt if i catch u, na ya head i go cut!!!
Is-dusto!!!!
      

@ tj^2
apologisin webbie rite??
so na me u wana take on nw??
bring it!! im rite here!! i no fear u!!

ifyalways:
@sincity hmmmmmmmn,ok
@gunpoint,saucekid

saucekid no dey dis fite u mean??
hmmmmmmm
nw dats strange
sha i go wait til he joins in, den na him i go support
waitin, waitin, waitin, waitin, waitin
saucekid wer u na??

ok, tj tj, u win, na u craze pass, hapi nw??
kolo omota!!!

sincity:
I'm betting a thousand bucks that ify wipes folly's butt!!!
Take my words for it.

i put my money on saucekid winnin dis, una go see!!!
*grabs a chair, places it in a vantage position & starts rootin 4 tessybaby*

so my ques nw is
una no see na say i sane pass all of una??
all of una dey craze in varying degrees 4 sure bt i dey craze in a sane way!!!
hapi crazinnnnnn

Ijiji1:
See watin craze dey make people do

*movie title*
justcolds head, trapped b/w ma boots as i fire a bullet in2 his empty skull!!!
lika dat??

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!!
Abeg, e do na?      
ok!!
i promise if u 2 stop, i wil stop my war mongerin too.    
pls stoppppppppppppp      
             

ituen:
Cheiiiiii

[blue]Mugu [/blue] don enter jokes section

_{calls on nightnurse,tessy, clemcy, saucekid, tufe, gunpoint, ify, thhuggy, sunny}

Make una come give am advice before im transfer this thread go romance

Yes sgt iteun, wat is it??

*listens 2 d problem & solutions proferred so far*
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

clemcykul:
first and foremost do u love yer self? how come your happy and dull at the same time? is it that ure dumb or an slowpoke?

my candid advice is that u poison yourself and the girl because i heard that life is better beyound and that your love has a greater chance of thriving

heed my good advice it will go a long way to help yu

adieus my dear confused lover boi

i hav 2 say i agree oando'ly wit vice sgt clems, her/his days in my boot camp has finally opend up ur brains

stil, poison cost
i wil hav u shot 4 free
saves u cost and heart break??
fcukin pu*sy!!!!

@migines
so nw you're bac??
is hw wz your WAEC??
iteun said u had 2 write again, said u pickd a special center in Chad or so,
buffe sent u 5naira, did u get it?
i wantd 2 send u a shakabula bt i figured dey r available aplenty in chad
ifysometimes sent akara & pap if i remember correctly
clems turnd out 2 b a man in your absense,
dese r som of d matas arisin in your absense,
what u gat 2 say 4ursef  el-muchaco??

Craze Bleep, you're bac frm sellin pur wata??
So tel me den??
what wz your profit margin lik??
Missd your sori ass non d less, at least nw it's close by again so i can kick it frm here 2 bahgdad!!!
Fcukn muchacho!!!
            

ituen:
Gunpoint,

Do u smile at all?

YESH
SOMTIMES
WEN EVR IM TEACHIN NITENURSE NEW SKILLS
OR TASTIN SUGALIPS
OR BUSTIN BUFFE'S BRAINS OUT
OR HANGIN SAUCEKID OUTSIDE 2 DRY B4 HIS DAILY FLOGGIN
OR SHWIN TESSYBABY MY DINGDONG
OR COLLECTIN D RANSOME 4 MIGINES
OR SENDIN tj tj ON HIS DAILY ERRANDS
OR WATCHIN ADEMILLER LEAD MY PARADES
OR PAYIN ARISTOLO'S JSSCE EXAM FEES
OR VISIT SEUN IN MY GUARD ROOM
YESH I DO SMILE FRM TIME TO TIME
WEN EVR D SITUATION WARRANTS

drivin my pajero hummer VII on inspection past ikeja rite, i stil saw buffe runnin aftr motos sellin frm paper 2 pencils,
y?? bufte, yy

Tank u my son!!

*gets dancin as tj^2, iteun, buffe, clems, webdezzi & co drum dat beautiful tune by Angela Kujo, Babalawo mo wa bebe*

Dese bois nt so bleeped up aftral!

*start run my hands all ova nitenurse, tessymama, lolababy & any nearby baby as d drumin becoms mor fervent screamin!!*

I lov dis song!!

Infact, i Field Mashal Gunpoint! Defender of nlnd's finest babies(ugly ones i leave 2 saucekid), hereby declare 2day a public holiday!!!

tufe:
see as you dey sound like smeagol

hope you don't look like that too sha

Boi, 4 wer u dey, smeagol na mr universe!!
U worwor soo tey,
I wil save my comments on u 4 anoda tread!!
Worwor vendor!!!

hahahahahahahahehehehehehehehehe
buffe
hehehehehehehehehehehahahahhahaha
la u dem dey disect lika dis??
hahahahahahahahahahhehehehehhehehe
ROLTFRSLOEGDRT!!!!!!!

ayusman16:
I saw Miggy hawking pure water along Maryland. Maybe he's trying to raise money to buy time for Cafe.

so dat wz migines i saw!!!
i did tink der wz somtin suspiciously familiar abt dat pur wata sallar!!!
bt y didnt u jst com to me migs, my Privates(nt ick nlnders ohhhh) earn mor dan pur wata sallars na,
pride goes b4 a fall!!!
bow to me landers and i will giv u all succur!!!

N.B: I hate u clems, i hate hate hate hate hate UUUUUUU!!!!!
                                                 

@buffe
dude u nvr seen a knife b4 so stop trippin, stone age clone!!

@clems
DUDE?? Yuk!!!!!!!!
Bt,
i tot,
migines & u??
oh!!! *lite frm heaven suddenly shinin dwn on me* nw i undastnd!!
oh-ho!!!!!!
nlnd, una b my witnesses oh *tinkin 2 mysef, y didnt i jst gree 4 nite nurse wen she wz beggin me??*
wondas will nvr end!!

ifyalways:
@topic,i get excited when 2 legs goes up !

dat xcites me tooooooooo

ofcos, bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla and mor bla also xcites me tooo

bt wat xcites me most is

loserssssssssssssssss
una worse pass Nigerian team!!!
i pass una, as to clems, i knw u cant resist me so y u trippin girl, its 1 tin u want a man, but wat im offerin??, u no fit see am buy 4 market ohhhhhhhhhhhh
tufe!! opolo na him u b
saucekid!! u i don tire 4 u!! na only rapture go fit save us frm ur hand(i.e us goin & leavin nlnd all 2 u)
iteun!! u must knw abt d recent disappearance of movers & heart breakers(lika migines) frm dis land, bloody pedestrian!!!

I LIK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIS DISCUSSION TURNS ME ONNNNNNNNNNNNNN
GO AHEAD!!
I LIKA ITTTTTTTTTT

tufe bufe goffe muffee,
i culd go on u knw??
wetin dey do u sef??
ya wife dey nack u 4 house u wana nack us 4 nlnd??
e no go happen!!
i dey already dey fck up iteun & saucekid & migines(wer that apeman sef? im truely worried  ), which 1 concern u??
who authorize you to ref??
if i catch u!!
i go dismantle that ya chicken leggys
opolo!!!
clems baby, nw that you're bobo less, which way nigeria na??
howdy Col Ademiller? hope barracks tite??
sori migines, we no hav ransom mony, MEND, u can behead him if u lika!!!
saucekid & iteun 
      

Clem baby, y u dey drag wit dis el-stupidos, pix says it all i say!!!

@ademiller
ur loyalty 2 me in dis land has bin rewarded, i hereby promote u 2 a full Conel!!!

@tufe