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sauce dawg, abeg go tyty tread go c hw she don pinish u

Shite Da Fook(SDF), wer is zat zamn kid wen ya nid him??
Tyty shittin on ur groov dawg, aint sombady gon pay??

gat ta say i gata gree vit glems vour once!!!
congrats d newest were on nlnd!!
tufe(abi no b him again), yaba left side form(VIP section) vour dis newbee!!

Vat!!!
Ve
Imposicant!!!
I ask again newbee, u zaw ve??
Lambskyblue, 4 a newbee, zat iz a grevious accusation!!!
lemi put it 2 u easy kid, u go chop pepper 4 my hand 4 zis land, imagine, joinin me & clemlukwarm!!!
U r as dead/missin as d goat in zis saga so gbo
El-accuzato!!!!
Carrier of fake/pirated news coverage!!
O ti ku u hear (wer ma dagger sef?)

@sauce
stop wonderin, start attendin Mr Turkey's lecture classes, ur (bleeped up)lyf will nvr be d same!!

@clems
look girl/guy, u aint gon get none frm me, i'v already told u dat enuf times 2 get u 2 quit but u no dey hear na
Sha b warned!!

@clems
U, asser!!!

tyty!!!
my ques r 2 saucebeats nt u!!

@suck-cess
leav holybug, let him do as he pleases, i go tidy am as & wen due

@ifysweetest
u knw na, i dnt disappoint, i gat d magic-stick(aka koko honny)

@poster
the sweetest tin on earth is martial law/rule
mayb aftr dat is ifysweetest's *&&%^$ jst lik she said ya knw??
tel ya teacher, u cant fail 2 pass!!

@lola
Gbam!!!
in short, nxt yr national merit award 4 u, no ques asked!!

@ suck-cess
   


   

@123
were 1st class ti yaba gon ole gba mor na em u b!!
oko clems, hehehehehehehehehe
oko clems, hahahahahahahahahahahahah, heheheheheheheheh, howhowhowhowhowhowhow!!!!

@ holybug
4 wat u said & as far as im concernd, u, u r dead meat!!!
watch ur every!!

success, r u married 2 clems??

confess!!
i promise, i wnt execute u.

@sucess
it is still controvesialy in doubt as 2 which sex clems is(or position he/she prefers)
dat aside, wat u saw wat nt a poem, it is an exalted manner of speech so no ta si mi!!!

@clems
a wise man once said som ppl r alive & around jst cos it is illegal to kil dem, bt dnt worry, im workin on dat legislation.
                                                                                                                                           

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


who on earth(or in nlnd vetted dis record!)

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm indeed!!!

oh sauce where at thou??
dis tyty didest drag thy name thru shit & sand,
does thou hide thy sef in shame??
is thy head bow in pain??
den throw thy pride away, emancipate thysef, join my cause & as i bestowd onto turkey, verily verily i says onto thee,
i shall bless thee aboundantly, i shall fight thy battles 4 thee & lastly but nt leastly, i shall undatake to bla bla bla all thy ladies 4 thee so dat thou shall'rnt suffer any harm or misfortune!!!
So sauce, wat say ye, Wat say ye??!!!

And thou turkey shallest start, dis lecture series i commandest thou 2 teach wit clems 4 he/she is blind bt knowest nt dat she/he is blind.
Thou oh turkey shall reveal d truth onto he/she dat she may be free indeed!!!

@tyty
butt tu  why
      
sauce go burn u ohh

wat!!!!
u getted liver & using my sacred
u gon bonkers??
apologise nw!!!

howhowhowhow wata bunch

@sauce
my mouth worth pass ur person!!
dnt piss me off!!!!!!


@turkey
plz xtend ur lecturin powress 2 des upcomin upstarts 2 my rulership of nlnd!
dey nid a lesson in civics & who beta 2 teach dem dan my minister of teachin himslf??
N.B:i do use my mouth 4 all d tins u mentiond, xcept cluckin, plz note!!

long liv nlnd, long liv my carbinet(turkey included), long liv mua!!!

@clems
plz respectay ursef & join knotty in d crazies

@ifysometimes
and u wil b at my rite hand side

@turkey
your eloquence tickles my orisbuliscanipantililum!!!
yes!! i do knw i am a hall of fame(r), bt hearin it d way u put it, puts it all in a diff lite.
yes i am d messiah(nt avian messiah oh), & you're my john d revelator
2day, u wil b wit me in my kingdom!!!
                   

i drink water cos e dey mak my koko strong(ask ifyalways)
bt i prefer liquor

@ify
yes nw, change of soup is allowd
bt only 4 me!!!
as i sabi do wel wel, u dnt got reason 2 murmur.

@knotty
plz leav d joke section & move ovr 2 d crazies section

@ituen
guy, dnt try our fragile peace, turkey is vry important 2 my quest so nobory, i repeat, nobory toshes dat avian ovrlord!!!

@kronk
2 words for you, You WISH        

@ifysometimes
wats all this??
tryn 2 fall my hand in front of all des otondos??
u wil nvr b rid of me so dnt evn try!!!

                            

yes nw
u both conspired 2 help roast dat goat
u wer seen at d venue, i hav evidence!!
u will all b brought 2 book at d appropriate time
jst wait & see!!!

@poster
u r a bloody un-patrotic element!!!
imagine!! wantin d slice off a whole goat dat wz originaly urs??
damn!!!
u shall b shot 4 dis!!

lola, lola
i wznt gon talk cos i got d hots 4 u but u hav forced my hand
u wer seen at d seen of d crime!!  
u, and of all ppl, nitenurse!!  
im disappointd in u two
bt b rest assured dat u will both face d music!!!
                                   

@poster
r u talkin dis goat??
ha!!!
got dis pix taken frm migs backyard.
note migs sittin in d background & d usual suspects waitin 4 it 2 don
dis i y i hav always complaind abt
goatnappers evrywer!!
sori sha
God wil console u in ur loss
bt meanwhil, des guys nid 2 be brought 2 book!!!
any sugestions

@ben-gay
4 sellin tins 4 my land, if i catch u, na edu & pikins pur wata u go drink til u die!!!
bloody igbo man civilian!!!