₦airaland Forum

@kronky
ok boi!!
dnt join
jst cos of 3wks mendin fa!!
bt u go regret
& kip dat damn kid away!!!

kronkykay:
why should i drink water, when i can drink liquor

GBAM!!!
kronkykay, u r recuited!!!
u no nid 2 buy form 4 my army, jst shw my boot camp 4 mendin!!

@poster
we dnt drink H2O men, try vodka

@ya'll
i aint gay, tot i'v already made my point as 2 jst hw much i lov pu*sy!!! 
wz jst tryin 2 mak peace wit that damn kid bt since ya'll want beef, i'l giv u beef!!

@saucekid
watch urs!!!
      

@clems

bring it on ma/sir


@ifygunpoint
i really dnt lik d beef you're brewin wit turkey!!
if u must b one of my first ladies(im still contempulatin on som odas) u hav 2 work wel wit this guy as he is an important member(does he hav a choice??) of my cabinet!!

@turkey
plz, plz, plz, b my adviser(special) on (ds)information and (ds)orientaion, your powers of oratory r well beyond that of any oda avian species i knw of & wit u rulin d zoological world & me rulin d human world (& rulin you tooo 4 sure), "our" plan can finally com 2 fruitition, "i" can finally take ovr d world(no puns intended) wit nlnd & nlnders in it!!!!
                                                                                                     

clemcykul:
i am tufe phobic

and gunpoint phobic

im homophobic(stay away clems)
hivphobic(stay away nitey)
kil mi phobic(in ur dreams nlnders)
saucey phobic(who wuldnt b??)
and finally, breast phobic!!

i dnt fear natin else!!!

@ifygunpoint
u aint gettin away babe
its mi & u 4evr

@tope aka camera man
be warnd
i wnt b so nice nxt time

@saucekid

lets liv in peace

Maka tell u wer we all goes nitey

Ituen - jst bought cow & chicken season 3, (no prize 4 guesin what he's doin wit it)
Migy - faild d last GCE e go rite 4 gombe, rewrittin nw in kebbi
Saucekid - posted 2 my boot camp(hope he dies der toooo)
Toshman - who this b??
Tufe - had this fly squashd vals day, nlnd will b free of him frm nw, 4evr & evr
Gunpoint - haba!!! in india 4 real(checkin out hardware & software)
Faketan - ?? >??<??
Tj_tj - he's also writin exams, (common entrance 4 late starters)
Thuglife - this dude's washin cars in auto's section
presido - bin in my gulag since i took ovr
djcrooky - nw bus boy 2 dj-d'banj
Ozioma radio - no network coverage
SamMilla - did u mean ademiller??( or did she/he do change of name??)

anyone else u wana find out about??
                       

@sweetonyx
i giv you 2 months in ZZ
den i want to hear u tank baba again,
its good for you nw, hw e go b u 2months dwn d line na??
we go c!!!
      

@ efuah
                           

i go vex 4 u ohhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   

young man
dats d zenith way
u hav passd d test, ur brains aint in doubt
wats in doubt is ur composture,
hw natural r u,
do u look trust worthy??
if u didnt pass, sori
nw u knw wat d ques r lik,
and u'v passd d test so u can do it again,
bt dats wat wz asked of whose of us der too
& we didnt knw no1,
jst lik u!!!
try again boy!!!

@efuah


@nitey
i dey
abeg report dese bugs on nlnd jokes to me,
who dem be sef?
meanwhile, i no c u 4 val, ki lo she le??

turkey!!!
u r back!!
u can c i wz absent 4d past wk, i took it upon my sef 2 find u as a val present 2 nlndrs,
guess u found us 1st
as 4 ifygunpoint's luv 4 ur romance wit d grammatical side of tins, dnt blame her,
she'll get 2 lov u soon enof as she did me 2
so wer did we stop wit my take ovr d world scheme??
singin[i] *welcom, welcom welcom bac*[/i]
sori abt ur lesser half duo,
i did all i culd 2 save her flesh,
but dis, dis, dis ogugulatars jst had 2 eat her up
sori again sha
welcom bac again

*tj^2 decives iteun in2 finkin he is a blackwater guard nt knwin he realy is tijani bin-laden*
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

watch out 4 part 2 ppl

@ifygunpoint
u wil realy allow dis, dis, dis okada-rider bouy 2 diss a full field marshal?
@tufe
but u knw u wil b vry busy carryin ppl to & fro dat day, let dis chic enjoy smal at least!!

@iteun, tufe & all nlnders
plz, no1 else is allowd 2 use icon on dis land
if u r catch, caught or rather catches!!!
@richbaba
wetin b ur own sef??
knw ye nt dat he whom thou beefest is an elder in thine land??
if u wan grow, grow old, wen u wake up 4 mornin, 1st tin 2 do, go find iteun(or mayb sauceman) & postrate in greetin!!
bt if u ta si won again, i may hav 2 de-balls u!!!

*buys iraq ticket 4 iteun & family but since he isnt computer literate & doesnt speak binary, he & his hop on in d false belief dey wer headed 4 ireland*

Hapi val iteun!!
               

REALLY, I DIDNT KNW TWZ SAUCEKID!!

*GUNPOINT SIGHTS AN UN-IDENTIFIED FLYIN SCRAP PAINTED IN KUVUKI COLORS, LOADS A LARGE ROCK IN MY CALTAPULT & SHOOTS D DAMN TIN DWN*

OH NO!!
NA SAUCEKID B DIS??
NVR MIND, E NO TAKE AIRSPACE PERMISSION

@tessybaby
com register in my armyday sec sch & ur life wil nvr b d same again, dats if iteun can afford d fees!!

@migs
dats nt d bad part
plz luk at d pic attached to her name, dnt u fink certain ppl shuld nt b allowed on our land??
wel, if its any consolation, at least d pic is funny!!!
hahahaha

Ifytoday Ruud van Nistlerooy, el-Abacha

2 fightin araba 2 sege, 2 sege araba 2 banza!!!
kip it up people, i lika this!!
@rebellious
if u wara join d party, i can throw u rite in!!
nw, round 13

@vesper
go bac 2 autos section, na dere fit u!!!

success123:
Praise God

hallelujah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
amen broda!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
e no easy, bt u get am, yesh, we get am flenty flenty

iteun, 4 once in ur nlnd life, mind ya sef!!!
me & ifygunpoint r jst tryin ta get aquinted,
if i find u guilty of tresspas or F-ing up my runs, u go find it ruff.
ifylollypuppy, howdy

plzzzzzzzz oh i dnt get??
isnt clems supposed 2 b givin migs d headin??
or is migs d lowlife(s) u guys r referin 2??
i dont lik hw dis is soundin bt i wara watch 2 c hw dis all turns out
iteun bouy, bac 2 u.

WTF??
equilbrium or wat wz d name of dat snitch posted dis joke ages ago so nite nurse, if not dat i wara blabla u, ur ass wuld hav bin toast!!
so nitey, gemi appointment na,

saucekid!!!
u again??
haba!!
i tinks we had pallyed?
abi u wara visit my guard room again?
ify

MEDICATIONS AND COUNTER-MEDICATIONS!!!

@iteun
no fall my hand!!
plz, plz plz plz
giv it to dis guy
i wana help bt i knw u r up 2 it, plz fire dis, dis, dis,
fire him bac plz

@richdad
u well so?
dey greet ppl merry wkend 4 my tread??
@jailluv
ur own mad na prison maddeness
d only drugs wer fit work 4 u na floggin twice 4 mornin,
1 pa(una knw na), 3 rounds 4 hot afternoon
den unlimited bastard floggin til day break!!
@tj^2
plz form don finish ni?
cos migs cal me 4 wkend sayin he nid som urgent 4 his folks,
pls print new ones sharply!!!

@janeluv
hmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!
sure say u no b indian girls??
u wana do me Abacha style??
so y else r u ta si mi??
my ppl, my loyal nlnd ppl, na lik dis una go dey, dem go dey enta una fieldmarshal??
janeluv, i don warn u oh!!!
i go let dis pass dis time, nxt time, i'l hav ya breast head!!!
@iteun, clems, migines & co
una sabi say i fite all fronts jst 4 ppl lik una, y una no tackle dis, dis, dis indian girl enta ground b4 i shw??
una dey fallin my hands, both hands 4 dat mata!!!