₦airaland Forum

@tyty

me??
brakin ur heart??
me??
dis same me??
tyty, u must b high on somtin & it definately aint weed,
its gats 2 be somtin spookyer!!

@rebel-witout-a-cause

dnt u tink *jst d 2 of us, we can make it if we try, *

homie girl



@sauce

sun is gud ohhh

especially parades unda sun,

much beta dan frog jump unda sun *like u got d last time 4 touchin nitenurse's blabla in public*

heartbreak!!!
heartbrake!!!
heartbroke!!!
heartspill!!!

its so damn obvious!!!

dats y u nid a real man!!!

like ITEuN!!!

Ask his wives

dey r all hapi ppl

yes, u knw, all dis otta brains

must b d malady affectin dat Mr Turkey bird tooooooooo

Damn it men, i'd bin tryin 2 hide dis bird but since he stil coms out singin*i be turkey meat* ya'll can hav his carcass!!!


Infact, turkey has bin changed frm my master of ceremonies to my main cousre of ceremonies
*Copral!!! get dat turkey dwn men!!!*



Der, c nw, u gon & ruind my happy week!!!

Go my children, and sin no mor 4 nxt week wen dis celebrations r ovr, u will all giv account of ursefs!!!
Til den,

hv u paid ur respects 2 me 4 my birthday celebrations ya'll

HA!!
AISHA22
IT MUST B AN OVR SIGHT ON MY PART, U WZ ONE OF D PPL STRIPPIN 4 JOY NW_,
ANYWAY AISHA35, UR RESPONSE HAS GINGERED ME TO DECLEAR A WEEK LONG PUBLIC HOLIDAY
*AISHA JUST DROPS TO HER KNEES WEEPING PROFOUSLY 4 JOY*

AISHA, DNT MENTION, ITS MY PLACE TO MAKE U ALL HAPI

VIVA LA GUNPOINT!!!!

Turkey, hws d plannin & events organizin goin??

@ifyalways
tanks, u wil b wel rewarded!!!!

@turkey
wat wz dat??
comin frm u d master of cermonies??
Must b dat bird flu tin evry1 is talkin abt, given d siginficance of d day, u r 4given

VIVA LA GUNPOINT

My loyal subjects of nlnd
it is to my honor & personal greatness that evn wit all d adversties & chaos prevelant in d world of 2day,
i hav continued 2 steer d affairs of this land aright & upwards(cheers & chants of GUNPOINT, GUNPOINT rent d air)
*gunpoint pauses 4 d cheers 2 die dwn*
2mrw(6th) as u all knw is my birthday & i hereby declear a national public holiday
(nlders go mad wit joy screamin, viva viva viva viva)
*gunpoint pauses again 2 savour d adulation of his subject*
you're all invited 2 my barracks as bin that this is a national celebration, food, drinks & blabla wil b made readyly available 4 all!!!
(nlders lead by saucekid, tufe, migs, clems, iteun, thuglife, holythug, ifygunny, nitenurse, tessy & co begin 2 strip 4 joy)
*gunpoint impressed by this shw of lov goes on*
2 mark d day, der wil be no executions, floggin or guardroom VIP treatment, all offences commited on my birthday will b punished on d day aftr!!!
(saucekid rushes through d crowd & kisses gunpoint's feet)
*gunpoint 4gives this excess*
finally, Mr Turkey as bin appointed as Master of ceremonies 4 d whole of d day's activities, all required assistance shuld b rendard 2 him 2 make everytin hitch free, tank u all!!!
VIVA LA GUNPOINT
(cheers, cheers & more cheers follow gunpoint's exit as d crowd sings, viva, viva, viva, )




N.B: Plz feel free 2 drop ur wishes, adulations, praises, congratulaions, etc,

laffs
















damn lunatics!!!

somday

somblady day

i'l b rid of ya'll on nlnd

den my reign can b peaceful & properous

til den

VIVA LA GUNPOINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gunpoint:
I wuld like 2 die wit a cigar in my mouth, a gun in ma rite hand, my left hand on a succulent kuvuki breast & my koko inside nitenurse blabla-in her 2 infinity, all this wit my uniform on!!!

@ITEUN
dat who i wanna go out i tell u(& nt dat nite nurse dats 1 of ur blady goats)
Wit Mr Hon Dr Turkey eulogisin my gracefulness, kindness & goodness

ituen:
that last comback was gunpoint's fault

he shld be probed because he took our money for the hit contract on turkey

@iteun
i wil pretend like i didnt see ur post,
Turkey(mr) is a VIP on dis land, i'd appreciate if ya'll treated him thus
As 4 d rest of u turkey meat lovers(clems & crew), ya'll gon eat dat in hell(aftr i'v had all ya shot)!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

haba webby
u don begin find trouble nw oh
if dem say fite nw u go begin say em, em.
e don do u ooo
or else i go arrange westlemania 71 4 u wit dis poster!!!

Cos na ya papa get d moto & d man dey stingy wit em moto!!!
Abi u sef sabi driv??

Aftr viewin d fotos bust out singin
*take me der, i wana go der, tak me der, lets go der*
Kuvuki is most def d nxt place i'm gona conquer

I wuld like 2 die wit a cigar in my mouth, a gun in ma rite hand, my left hand on a succulent kuvuki breast & my koko inside nitenurse blabla-in her 2 infinity, all dis wit my uniform on!!!

DAMN CHILDREN!!!
MAK UNA REFUND MY MONY & TIME OH
OR ELSE UNA MUST FITE!!!!
CLEMS, Y DNT You TEACH 2 OF DEM HW 2 KISS BY STAYN UP ALL NITE KISSIN BOTH IN TURN??        

         

Hapi bin she-male??
Wit d way us guyz mesmirize & lieintize jst so we can comborize chics??
i wnt want dat ta happen to me ohhhh
Im happy ta b a guy as i be tank u!!!

ENOF!!!
all of u get off my tread!!
hw dare u!!
fyte on my tread??
cos i wz away 4 2 hrs??
*abeg gemi ringside, dis 2 go fyte whetda i gree or nt, jst get me a sit nxt 2 sauce & turkey, i wan hear valid commentry*

singin*oya nw, oya nw, e wo holy ati success, *

tot i had u shot dead holythug??
damn!! watch it boi, my boys r comin 4 u!!

sauce nack dis lovers dwn na, wat r u waitin 4, hammer??

Wrong goat!!!
Knotty's goat has bin eaten, i saw d eaters at work!!!
Any way, who da fook is dat practicin goeetomy??
Plz dnt tel me its iteun again??

Sauce u don kill me!!!
Papa??
Instead 2 head dis mata 2 mi??
Church??
Instead 2 shw mi barracks??
Sauce u don kill mi!!!!
                   

@Turkey
Wif d powers at ur disposal(grammartical powers), im only hapi u r on my side!!!

@clems

Mr. Turkey:
^{deola, this has to be one of the most stupidest show of tomfoolery that i have ever witnessed on nairaland, nice one and i also think you're a member of the female specie of humankind}

As soon as i(& u nw) rule nlnd, such ppl will b behead, & u can finally hav ur revenge on all avian eaters!!
hahahahahahahaha

@Turkey
My loyal CEO, information, u nid 2 c d wash dwn handed 2 sauce on d tread i referd him to, infact, it took all d grammer outa my mouth!!! Pls hit d link.
Meanwhile, hw r ur classes & students doin??
Any improvements??
I knw som of dem(lika glems) require salvagin bt if der's any1 who can do it, it's u!!!
Goodluck as u/salvage save nlnd!!
Field marshal Gunpoint!!!!

Martial Law!!!
Check ur damn dictionary!!!
My boi d junta too is also rite!!!
Long live nlnd, long live kokolets, long live gunpoint!!!

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hit it dawg
she don wash u dwn pinish