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Jokes EtcWhere Is Mr.turkey? by gunpoint(op): 7:36am On Jan 22, 2008
cry It is with a heavy heart that i bring to u this news that Mr.Turkey havin survived d mad xmas rush to take his life waz last sightd with is girlfrnd(miss Turkey 2000-2009) at d Tinapa resort wer dey wer shot(by 1 of my camera men oh) havin a mellow moment 2geda(see insert foto) and dey havnt both bin seen since!!  cry
  The suspects r d usual ones but i hav cause to bliv new lndrs culd b involved!!!
1)Migines(d guy is obviously dirty)
2)Saucekid(because i dnt lika him)
3)tessybaby(we all remember her role in d missin goat saga)
4)Thuglife(new but equally criminal)
5)tufe(frm facts available to me, he is a cronic chicken thief)
6)ifyalways(?? ?? ?? ??)
Please b informd that dese criminals r on our(nlnd's)mostwantd list bt most important nw is news about d werabts of our dear Mr.Turkey and his pretty meaty!!
Latest sightings fotos of either of them can also b posted
Thank you
                                                             Signed
                                                            GUNPOINT!!!
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Jokes EtcRe: There Is An Urgent Vacancy To Fill In A Reputable Company In Abuja by gunpoint(m): 7:15am On Jan 22, 2008
huh Migines, r u sure i didnt born u huh
Cos u look(sound if u like) lik a 1 nite stand i had in Uzbekistan!!!
angry angry angry
Jokes EtcRe: Slogans by gunpoint(m): 7:07am On Jan 22, 2008
D chick i wz rapin in Iraq wz your daughter, d little &*^*& gav me herpes sef!!!
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Jokes EtcRe: Where's My Mojo? by gunpoint(m): 7:00pm On Jan 21, 2008
*poison him with strangling method then shoots him in the head and pours acid in the bullet hole*
all dis at gunpoints poor hologram while gunpoint sits and laffs at sauce pants futile attempts at world domination
Persn way pass persn, pass persn, i pass u(plus my dong is bigger dan urs).
Take heart!!!
angry angry angry
Jokes EtcRe: Nigerian Visa Lottery Now Out! by gunpoint(m): 5:52pm On Jan 21, 2008
embarassed im sori sauce kid, i only said hi 2 her her cos i felt sori 4 her, i didnt knw she waz ur wife!!! embarassed
So can d beef stop nw??
Dis is ur last chance!!! angry

Jokes EtcRe: There Is An Urgent Vacancy To Fill In A Reputable Company In Abuja by gunpoint(m): 5:44pm On Jan 21, 2008
angry el-4*k u obeto  angry
u wana post job adnverts, go to d romance section!!!
here, i (& my children rule)
mufu!!!
angry angry angry
Jokes EtcRe: Where's My Mojo? by gunpoint(m): 5:41pm On Jan 21, 2008
angry u wish!! angry
I born ur papa mate 4 world war 1/2!!!
angry angry angry
Jokes EtcRe: Marriage Incomplete by gunpoint(m): 5:33pm On Jan 21, 2008
wink fine chic lika u (minus d rabbit teeth) nids a real MAN (GENERAL)
Wat say ye?? angry
Jokes EtcRe: Marriage Incomplete by gunpoint(m): 5:30pm On Jan 21, 2008
angry bla bla bla bla.
join me kaka23. and i wil make u great on dis land!!! wat say ye?? wat say ye!!!
angry angry angry
HealthRe: Weed Should Be Legalised In Nigeria? by gunpoint(m): 5:27pm On Jan 21, 2008
angry iteun!! angry
e do 4 u oh!!!
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Jokes EtcRe: Where's My Mojo? by gunpoint(m): 5:24pm On Jan 21, 2008
angry Oh!!! cos i bombd d mango trees u planted wif it?? angry
Jokes EtcRe: Wife Vs. Husband by gunpoint(m): 5:19pm On Jan 21, 2008
wink tytylayor, com ye on2 me and i shallest shw on2 u balls(2 dat is) of steel   wink
  Bt if u no gree!!!    angry   angry   angry
HealthRe: Weed Should Be Legalised In Nigeria? by gunpoint(m): 5:11pm On Jan 21, 2008
singing( watevr wil b wil be, ye sera sera)
My enemies r goin dwn!! cheesy cheesy
angry angry angry
Jokes EtcRe: Slogans by gunpoint(m): 5:03pm On Jan 21, 2008
huh @robby, r u my long lost son huh
Jokes EtcRe: Where's My Mojo? by gunpoint(m): 5:00pm On Jan 21, 2008
angry @hcl, guy if i oxidize u(im sure yall tot i wz an empty brained Field Mashal<i newly promoted myself>wink, u go precipitate all ya 4ckup!!! angry
Jokes EtcRe: Travails of a University Girl by gunpoint(m): 4:53pm On Jan 21, 2008
[don't smash the keyboard now
give it to gunpoint or tufe as toy
u know say them papa no buy toy for them]
Saucer pants!! angry
U wana RAM wif me?? angry
(NB: dats me givin sauce kid papa a flyin headin)

Jokes EtcRe: Speeding by gunpoint(m): 4:41pm On Jan 21, 2008
angry @clemcykul:el-mugu-fico!! im confused too if aristlo is a she-male or nt because "its" passport doesnt say!!!
  angry el-mufu!!!  angry
Jokes EtcRe: Where's My Mojo? by gunpoint(m): 4:36pm On Jan 21, 2008
angry U monkeys r gon get me 2 break ma new year resolution ohh!!! angry
Jokes EtcRe: Nigerian Visa Lottery Now Out! by gunpoint(m): 4:33pm On Jan 21, 2008
angry angry nite nurse! God porish u!!! angry angry
Ima tryn 2 get rid of ppl, u , u dey organize visa lottery??
Which kan 4ckup u b sef??
angry angry angry
Jokes EtcRe: Speeding by gunpoint(m): 7:24am On Jan 21, 2008
angry I am confused!!! angry
Jokes EtcRe: Jamaican Afterlife. by gunpoint(m): 7:15am On Jan 21, 2008
angry Damn men, i spend a few days out of d country wif me ppls tryn 2 make dis world & nlnd a beta, safer place 4 all of u & som punk is already callin himself a General?? angry
Tufe!!! I can take almost anytin!! I'v evn learnt 2 put up wif dat damn sauce kid, but i cant, wnt or shallnt take dis, u r FIRED!!! angry angry angry

Jokes EtcRe: Where's My Mojo? by gunpoint(m): 6:57am On Jan 21, 2008
All of una heads shape lika AK47 bullets!!!
angry angry angry

Jokes EtcRe: Blonde Guy by gunpoint(m): 6:03pm On Jan 17, 2008
if u realy wana b my bouy, e gats 2 tel! wat u gats2 offer?? tufe??
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Jokes EtcRe: Blonde Guy by gunpoint(m): 5:18pm On Jan 17, 2008
angry angry angry
If u wana party,
If u wana party get ur,
Y r u bitin buggy??
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Jokes EtcRe: Blonde Guy by gunpoint(m): 5:09pm On Jan 17, 2008
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Jokes EtcRe: Time Off: Girls Vs Boys by gunpoint(m): 6:24pm On Jan 16, 2008
@poster
U r rite!!
Dats hw al dis migines dem a tink, dat is wif dem a ink!!
Bat a ganpoint is a bootleg lavaboy, so nittynursy, cam b a batty ass sisi & gib it ta i & i gal!!
Moral of d story, i dey yan men!!!
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Jokes EtcRe: Your Brain Sucks by gunpoint(m): 5:51pm On Jan 16, 2008
Mua 4 sure!!!
I alway winner!!!
Ip u don lika mi ingliss, u cana bite me balls

Jokes EtcRe: Slogans by gunpoint(m): 5:47pm On Jan 16, 2008
Sori el-toro, me nor speaka egliss
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Jokes EtcRe: Slogans by gunpoint(m): 5:31pm On Jan 16, 2008
sey mua el-mufu??
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Jokes EtcRe: Slogans by gunpoint(m): 5:21pm On Jan 16, 2008
Toy Soldiers:
WAR! WAR!! WAR!!! WAT IS IT GOOD 4? ABSOLUTELY EVERYTIN!!!
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Jokes EtcRe: Raise In Salary by gunpoint(m): 7:00am On Jan 16, 2008
4got
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