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Jokes EtcSebi Una Tink Say Una Sabi Craze? by gunpoint(op): 7:17am On Jan 30, 2008
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Jokes EtcRe: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gunpoint(op): 7:11am On Jan 30, 2008
@saucey
duh!!(una tink say na only una jand?) u wer d dog bin referd 2
@iteun
u & am no reach!!!
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Jokes EtcRe: Meet My Mistress: by gunpoint(m): 7:09am On Jan 30, 2008
@ademiller
wat??
wat u up 2 wit saucey??
Jokes EtcRe: Where's My Mojo? by gunpoint(m): 7:07am On Jan 30, 2008
clemcykul:
*he has made peace, let sleepn dogs lie for now wink
I want u clems!!
I wants u!! kiss kiss
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Jokes EtcRe: Hurray 4 Clemcykul And Migines by gunpoint(m): 7:04am On Jan 30, 2008
Y wznt i invited??
Wer r d couple sef??
Oh!!
Honeymooning
Please cover that arsesssss clems
It looks dirty!!
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Jokes EtcRe: Sometimes by gunpoint(m): 7:53am On Jan 29, 2008
haha!!!!
i knew i wuld find anus man here!!!
wer else wuld he b??
no wonder d room dey smell.
*covers nose & runs out screaming*
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Jokes EtcRe: Where's My Mojo? by gunpoint(m): 7:49am On Jan 29, 2008
@bblak
stead ur head bouy, i nid 2 take aim so I CAN BLOW UR BRAINS OUT!!!
Damn Obote man!!
@house
yes, wer wer we??
Jokes EtcRe: an european in lagos by gunpoint(m): 7:47am On Jan 29, 2008
@rebellious
he jst wants 2 bla bla u so do it and get it ova wif girl

@hcl
abi i no speak ur mind??
bt u b 4ckup oh, if u wana bla bla d chic, y dnt u jst com out of ur tortise shell and say it gaddamnit??

@house
lets watch and c if der lov wil evolve nw, abi i nvr try 4 dem??

@mysef
evn cupid wuld envy!!!

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Jokes EtcRe: Naija Doctors by gunpoint(m): 7:41am On Jan 29, 2008
*WALKS IN & CUTS OFF ITEUNS TINNY bla bla bla, rapes tessy as she moans 4 mor, all dis while playin super mario wit 1 hand*
Men i toooo much
@ the neighbours
Shut up!!!!!!
Jokes EtcRe: Mike Is Dead by gunpoint(m): 7:34am On Jan 29, 2008
@rebellious
U look lik som1's gran ma modellin freaky shitty
Dnt amigoz hv d same rites i so graciously bestode upon u??

@amigoz
i am d only police/army on dis land and I SAY U CAN RUOTLF or GRDSEVO or BROTFYLOOO all u want, i dnt care!!!

@poster
1st joke wz nuclear bt 2nd,
twz ok too
u try so i wil ROLTGFRUOLDTYKYIRDKLOREKDYLLLLOLOOLOOOOL;LTETDFUDFU!!!!!!!
MAKI I SEE WHO GO TALK NW??
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Jokes EtcRe: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gunpoint(op): 7:20am On Jan 29, 2008
@ITEUN
i wuld hv u knw i hv a M.Sc in disposal of ppl lik u & a PHD screwing wit d mind of d likes of tessybaby, saucekid, migines & co & dat i am an Emeritus at pre-intimacy!!!



@ademiller
u r already a Lt Con in my army, i giv ranks as i c fit & i c it fit 2 mak clem a vice Gen, any prob wit dat??
b careful u dnt get a courtmarshal as i will nt stand 4 dis insorbordination!!!!!

@saucekid
who let dis dog out??
Jokes EtcRe: Meet My Mistress: by gunpoint(m): 7:07am On Jan 29, 2008
IS A LIE!!! IS A LIE! IS A BIG BIG LIE!!!
MY POLITICAL ENEMIES R AT IT AGAIN, & DEM WAN USE DAT SAUCE KID FRAME ME
I MEAN IF I WANTD TO B GAY, Y WULD I PICK A KID??
TINK ABT IT MY PPL,
AFTRAL, WER WE HV MEN LIK MIGINES, ITEUN??
I'D RADA DO DEM(I.E HV DEM AS Bleep BUDDIES)
BT DAT IS IF I WER GAY!!
I AM A DIE HARD(4) PU*SY LOVER
BLACK, WHITE, SMELLY, HAIRY, TERRORIST, I DNT CARE REALY, SO LONG AS IT AINT DICK
MY DETRACTORS BE WARND!!!
IF I HAV 2 TURN ON U,
A WORD DO UNA OH!!!
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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Sexy Clemcykul by gunpoint(m): 6:56am On Jan 29, 2008
@brimbrack
dis is y e no good make persn wey no pay dey enta arena, e no dey value ppl lik us wey pay our good lootd mony!!!

*dis fite isnt goin to happen is it?*

@sexy clem
Plz, if der wnt b a fite, can we hav a pole dance?
u look ready 4 it, heavy duo bt ready none d less
*(tinkin 2 mysef) cos na flesh i com c, fighters or sexy clem's & if dat no happen soon, sombory is gona pay men, sombory gona PAY!!!!!!*
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Sexy Clemcykul by gunpoint(m): 7:23am On Jan 28, 2008
@brimbrack
who b u??
comot 4 my front abeg, u dey block my view!!
*pushes d dumbf**k ouuta d way*
*chews 1 grenade, washes it dwn wit a sip of kuvuki blood*
*looks at d time(when is this fite slated to start sef??)*
Jokes EtcRe: Abnormal Roosters by gunpoint(m): 7:18am On Jan 28, 2008
@poster
jst cos u gat an odd name dnt giv u d rite 2 make odd sense 4 here oh,
i hate racist jokes(ur cocks sound black), sexist jokes(wats ur obsession wit "CORKS"?) and handicap jokes(u r probably d retarded cork).
TAke time 4 my land!!!!!!
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Jokes EtcRe: Where's My Mojo? by gunpoint(m): 7:08am On Jan 28, 2008
mimiko:
Abacha
Wer is he??
Dat boy is a nice boy!
If he wer here he too wuld see nid 4 d censorship/sanity im am tryin to  bring to this land!
I miss him so much,   cry
Wish i culd turn back d hands of time,   cry
Indian girls wuld nvr hav bin given Nigeria visa  cry

angry   angry   angry
Any way, this nvr happened!!!
@ sauce kid, my progam of events 4 this wk is 2 bomb kuvuki land to rubbles(wznt it already rubbles?)
so discribe your house so i can start frm dere,
f**kin wana b!!!
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Jokes EtcRe: Meet My Mistress: by gunpoint(m): 7:00am On Jan 28, 2008
La me u walla puck wit saucekid??
Haba!!! Ba hankali ne??
Na gia maka, zaka run dwn, kana che wasa ne??
Zes iz vat u get por lettin blady cibilians phattyisfate in ebery day lipe!!

Meaning, anusman and u hav a lot mor in comon dan u knw!!!
Kuvuki, kiwi!!!!
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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Sexy Clemcykul by gunpoint(m): 6:51am On Jan 28, 2008
*gunpoint always lovin a good blood lettin fite grabs a bag of popcorn, a box of grenades plus a huge pepsi to go wit dat & gets a prime area sit 4 WWF(No retreat No surrender series)part 17 singin*

I LIKE IT, I LIKE IT, I REALLY, REALLY LIKE IT!!!!

(Men it feels so good to be back!!!)

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Jokes EtcRe: What A Wise Man! by gunpoint(m): 5:54pm On Jan 25, 2008
angry is dis wat i tink is happenin?? angry
Jokes EtcRe: Meet My Mistress: by gunpoint(m): 5:50pm On Jan 25, 2008
@saucekid
Oma run dwn ohhhhhhh!!!! angry angry angry
Jokes EtcRe: Meet My Mistress: by gunpoint(m): 5:07pm On Jan 25, 2008
@tessybaby
Nt really, but i get messege 4 u!!
Iteun is leavn u, 4 dat fine ass WHITE chic up der, i suggest u geti ursef anoda man!!!
If u no hear, na u go lose out!!!
A word is enof 4 a wife!!!
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Jokes EtcRe: Finish The Story by gunpoint(m): 7:21am On Jan 25, 2008
*Continues thread*
I bin no sabi book, nw i realize i bin no nid book when i geti gun!!!
All dose bouys and gals when laff me den!!!
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*som1 else continue, d emotions r chokin me*
Jokes EtcRe: Meet My Mistress: by gunpoint(m): 7:08am On Jan 25, 2008
Very fotogenic too!!!
Its nt often u see a goat wit such a smile!!
grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gunpoint(op): 7:12am On Jan 24, 2008
clemcykul:
sicko! lol

tufe elder shocked shocked shocked grin grin grin grin now that is the joke of za century! grin
Clemcykul, we agree mor and mor nwadays, wil u be my vice Gen??
Jokes EtcRe: Meet My Mistress: by gunpoint(m): 6:58am On Jan 24, 2008
iteun's mistress
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Jokes EtcRe: Thug's Water Fall by gunpoint(m): 6:50am On Jan 24, 2008
ptaller:
Thanks Prof Ituen, every one knows howwater falls, but he Thug_life wanted to see a waterfall, Like Akarangu Waterfalls in Turkey.
Dere is water fallin inside Mr.Turkey??
Oh, so u do knw were he is!!
Oluwa mi ooooo!!! shocked
Jokes EtcRe: Where's My Mojo? by gunpoint(m): 6:44am On Jan 24, 2008
webdezzi:
how many times will you guys castrate tufe, He was castrated in one thread already
D guy get 2 ballsess nw!!
Na 1 dem comot 4 am b4
Now he is totally ballsless!!!!
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Jokes EtcRe: Hmmm by gunpoint(m): 5:48pm On Jan 23, 2008
isnt clemcykul a gala??
Jokes EtcRe: What Is Marketing? by gunpoint(m): 5:44pm On Jan 23, 2008
Lolabbey:
i love d brand recognition most.

its realt rily cool?
by d way are u a communucator?
what rubbishes!!!
som1 beg me before i scatter balance this, this, this otondo!!
HealthRe: Weed Should Be Legalised In Nigeria? by gunpoint(m): 5:23pm On Jan 23, 2008
abi i dey craze
how we go knw??
wit a name like kayemjay, you're probably a YABAist!!
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Jokes EtcRe: Where's My Mojo? by gunpoint(m): 5:16pm On Jan 23, 2008
as dat is nw his only solence

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