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Romance › Re: Continuation Of I Giggle When I Remember This Secondary School Events. by guobe(op): 4:34am On Oct 10, 2025
@OneCandleAway I have continued the story now o.lol.
Romance › Continuation Of I Giggle When I Remember This Secondary School Events. by guobe(op): 4:29am On Oct 10, 2025
Another event in my secondary school also happened and this time it involved my Agricultural science teacher.
The Agric teacher was made to also teach Yoruba language too and it was from him that I knew how to speak the basics of Yoruba language including how to greet in Yoruba like Ekason,ekuirole,ekabo and also how to count numbers like ookan,eji,eta Erin,aron and so on.
He was very good in teaching us Agric too .
There was this week he taught us a topic about diseases that affect plants and he enumerated it quite vigorously and we all enjoyed this particular topic.
When I was on my way home that is how I saw the leaf of a plant that looks to have been affected by a disease, I plucked it and the next day me and this my best friend again went to show it to my Agric teacher to explain the type of disease that is affecting this particular plant.
When the Agric teacher saw the leaf, he started racking his head to know what was affecting the leaf as he even removed the glasses he was putting on to see what really was affecting it.
At the end he just explained what he could whether we understand it or not.
In his mind he will be like make all this small children no come fall my hand o,na theory I sabi no be practical. Lol.
Education › Re: I Giggle When I Remember This Secondary School Events. by guobe(op): 11:04am On Oct 09, 2025
OneCandleAway:
You should probably go into YouTube anumative story telling. Since you're great at coming up with all these gists
Hahaha, I get enough things for my hands now o.Thanks.
Politics › Re: If You Know The Cost Of A Kilometre Of Road Construction, Your Head Will Burst by guobe(op): 10:23am On Oct 09, 2025
YoshihideSuga:
In your previous topics and posts, you said you are a lawyer who studied in the UK and worked there for 12 years. Today, you're an engineer.

What should we believe?
Can you show screenshot of that,keep lying to yourself.
Education › Re: I Giggle When I Remember This Secondary School Events. by guobe(op): 10:07am On Oct 09, 2025
OneCandleAway:
Everytime to be continued. The amount of gist to be continued don pass 100.
Abeg noh be me you go use learn creative writing.
Ah OneCandleAway lol no be me start to de say to be continued na,na Nollywood teach me lol.
Education › I Giggle When I Remember This Secondary School Events. by guobe(op): 9:33am On Oct 09, 2025
Alot of interesting events happened in my secondary school but these two stood out that make me giggle till today .
My English teacher in JSS 2 was a lady and we the students really liked her as she was very good and articulate in the use of English as she passed it to us teaching us all the phonetics and what have you.
When the results eventually came out for that first term, I found out that there was an error in the English language score as the cummulative result was not properly added .
The English result fell short by about 15 to 20 marks,and that is how me and my best friend then went to meet my English teacher and showed her the error.
She acknowledged the error and told me that she will add the score that was omitted to that of the second term.
I was happy and left and when the result of second term came,she really added the score to it 😆.
For the aunty's mind ,she will be like make this children no come put me for trouble o.
To be continued.
Politics › Re: If You Know The Cost Of A Kilometre Of Road Construction, Your Head Will Burst by guobe(op): 8:33am On Oct 09, 2025
Bellotelli:
Many politicians are now cashing out with roads rehabilitation and construction. If you know The billions of naira they cornered from inflated contracts and kickbacks, you go craze. If I'm lying ask wike.
Lol Naija na cruise,if you know you know lol.
Politics › Re: If You Know The Cost Of A Kilometre Of Road Construction, Your Head Will Burst by guobe(op): 2:57pm On Oct 08, 2025
persius555:
As at 10 years ago, 1.1km of road construction was awarded in Lagos for over 2 billion naira. The corruption in the road construction is deeper that you think.

Every state government in Nigeria is involved in this fraud. Road construction is where government officials and politicans rip the people off.
This is quite serious men.
Politics › Re: If You Know The Cost Of A Kilometre Of Road Construction, Your Head Will Burst by guobe(op): 2:49pm On Oct 08, 2025
wunmi590:
I may not be an engineer, but at least I'm a facility manager, and I know little about building and I married from a family, whose father is a town planer, brothers are engineers and surveyor..

In as much as things are expensive, it shouldn't be expensive like what all our politicians are currently budgeting on road, road that doesn't stand the test of time..

Road that will get spoilt in 6month, no drainage system no manhole, where future cable cam pass through to the next street on like before when we used to have them, go to street, you discovered that network cable people have almost spoilt all road just because they want to lay their cables..
Exactly the point I am trying to make,it is just too expensive with the current rates floating around.
We can't construct long stretch of roads with this amount because it is too expensive.
Politics › Re: If You Know The Cost Of A Kilometre Of Road Construction, Your Head Will Burst by guobe(op): 2:10pm On Oct 08, 2025
prophetfire:
I think it's now three billion per kilometer, so that the thieves can make a lot of money from highly inflated contract sums.
😆 lol ,data boys will buy you beer for this .lol
Politics › Re: If You Know The Cost Of A Kilometre Of Road Construction, Your Head Will Burst by guobe(op):
Putinofrussia:
These roads should have been built long ago but they were busy swallowing our money.
They will award the contracts,mobilise,throw some sand,rock etc on the ground and disappear.Trillions of dollars of the masses money have been embezzled by this system of deceit.
The projects being done by this govt,albeit expensive,seem to be a done deal.They are serious and it seems like they will complete it even before schedule.
The most important and exciting aspect is that it is being financed 70% by private entity with just 30% from govt.
It will be tolled and this will make the maintenance a sure banker thing that will make it last very much longer.
There are a lot of projects this govt is seriously executing but there should be enough transparency in all of them.We are happy that they are truly being executed real time.
You are not getting the point of this discuss,even if the Federal Government can cough out the money being used presently for road construction, what about the state Government and also other parastatals saddled with constructing roads.
Cheaper roads signify more kilometres of road will be constructed while expensive roads means lesser kilometres of roads to be constructed.
Politics › Re: If You Know The Cost Of A Kilometre Of Road Construction, Your Head Will Burst by guobe(op): 12:34pm On Oct 08, 2025
hush15:
That's why Umahi is avoiding it but its better Nigerians knows the truth and deal with it than hide it...
The cost is even known by meta AI ,so why hiding it

Politics › Re: If You Know The Cost Of A Kilometre Of Road Construction, Your Head Will Burst by guobe(op): 7:32am On Oct 08, 2025
shox:
get your facts right agbadoid. 10 million that year pass $60k.

As una don too devalue the naira over the years. You have forgotten it’s true strength
Data boys plenty for nairaland, I no de answer them.
Politics › Re: If You Know The Cost Of A Kilometre Of Road Construction, Your Head Will Burst by guobe(op): 4:49am On Oct 08, 2025
stanvesco:
What do we need to construct roads?


Must we do it the western ways?


Can we not innovate and find our own solutions?


We aren't ready!


I believe that Nigerian government can fund road constructions if they want. However, road constructions are seen as avenue for looting and so the only innovation there would be how to chop more
You are on point ,it has been politicised and they prefer it like that.
We are in trouble in this country.
Politics › Re: If You Know The Cost Of A Kilometre Of Road Construction, Your Head Will Burst by guobe(op): 10:26pm On Oct 07, 2025
FarahAideed:
When we warned about Tinubu devaluing the Naira , this is what we mean ,his policies have devalued the Naira so much state govts might not be able to construct more than 12kms at a go
Exactly, Nigerians should not expect massive road construction as it used to be before.
The currency devaluation has crippled all sectors.
Presently ,just expect patching of roads here and there.
Politics › Re: If You Know The Cost Of A Kilometre Of Road Construction, Your Head Will Burst by guobe(op): 10:15pm On Oct 07, 2025
sholatech:
With good drainages and asphalt laying, can we say its now 1 Billion naira per km?
Ah you just hit the nail in the head.
You can imagine the amount being used now ,how many roads will they now construct.
Nigeria is presently a joke.
Politics › If You Know The Cost Of A Kilometre Of Road Construction, Your Head Will Burst by guobe(op): 9:55pm On Oct 07, 2025
A couple of years ago,roads were constructed with about 10 million naira per kilometer.

The amount presently being used in constructing road per kilometer has so skyrocketed that it is very difficult for anyone that knows to mention it and you won't even hear it from me too even as I am an Engineer.

The inflation currently in the country has cut across so many things and it will be very difficult to construct roads with this present amount as it is just too expensive to say the list.
We are in a dire situation.

Sports › Re: Nigeria Premier Football League (NPFL) 2025/2026 Season by guobe: 4:47pm On Oct 07, 2025
robosky02:
Week 7 results


Warriors Unleash Terr0r At Kwara United... As Wolves Devour Barau🇳🇬🦅

Your NPFL match day results 🥶

Barau - Warri Wolves 0:1
Bayelsa United - Ikorodu City 1:1
Enyimba - Rivers United 0:0
Kwara - Abia Warriors 0:1
Niger Tornadoes - Kun Khalifa 1:1
Shooting - Plateau United 1:0
Nice one
Sports › Re: Bendel Insurance Supporters Club More Serious Than The Club Itself by guobe(op): 9:07pm On Oct 06, 2025
VictorIfe:
sir guobe bendel insurance number one fan
sight you 💪🏾
I hail brother.
Sports › Re: Bendel Insurance Supporters Club More Serious Than The Club Itself by guobe(op): 9:06pm On Oct 06, 2025
lordm:
Next season they will sell all of them. They tried last season though
That is their stock in trade as they always sell their best players
Sports › Bendel Insurance Supporters Club More Serious Than The Club Itself by guobe(op): 6:53pm On Oct 06, 2025
I was at the stadium over the weekend to watch my childhood club Bendel insurance fc and from their performance, it seems they are relegation bound.
They gave a mediocre performance that even a secondary school team should beat them quite easily.
Pass they can't pass,shoot they can't shoot.
The away team Nasarawa United displayed good ball artistry passing the ball very well and they deservedly won the match deep into the game.
Bendel insurance fc every season keeps making thesame mistakes by selling all their best legs and bringing in new legs.
I wish them whatever they wish themselves.

Sports › Re: The Game Does Not Need Greed,3 Minutes To A Million Naira Win by guobe(op): 5:22pm On Oct 06, 2025
Ketutrenches:
they post games for here nau

To open telegram account now don become wahala for Nigeria grin
You want make seun use me shine.
Sports › Re: The Game Does Not Need Greed,3 Minutes To A Million Naira Win by guobe(op): 11:40am On Oct 04, 2025
yinkeys:
Congrats but you don’t usually drop codes early for us
Thanks
Sports › Re: The Game Does Not Need Greed,3 Minutes To A Million Naira Win by guobe(op): 10:23am On Oct 04, 2025
Jedtam:
You are too much. Congratulations
Thanks
Sports › Re: The Game Does Not Need Greed,3 Minutes To A Million Naira Win by guobe(op): 9:46am On Oct 04, 2025
JAOS:
Weldone 👏👏👏
You would have also play combination like you use to
I did too,I no de miss that one so that I can get something back.
Sports › The Game Does Not Need Greed,3 Minutes To A Million Naira Win by guobe(op): 9:15am On Oct 04, 2025
First 5 games have already kicked off earlier and ended as draws from my 400 naira stake to win a million naira.
Cashout went up to 196,000 naira .
Just 3 minutes remaining to win a million naira and Cashout was about 500,000 naira,I didn't let the greed of wining a million naira hold me because I know in this game anything can happen as I jejeley cashed out 505,000 naira as enough profit has been made.
90th minute goalllll,Osasuna scored a late goal against Getafe.
It would have been heartbreaking if I had not cashed out.
Don't be greedy in this game.

Business › Re: Football (+/other Sports) Betting Season 19 ➜ ➜ ➜ by guobe: 10:31pm On Oct 03, 2025
JAOS:
Guobe how far
You have not updated us on your recent feat😁 you don commot mind from here
The toxicity here de pursue me .I don wash my hand comot for here.
Crime › Re: What I Did When Armed Robbers Came To My Hostel When I Was In The University by guobe(op): 9:21am On Oct 03, 2025
Myrepublic:
Yes,I heard so too. They said if you rape or kill a victim,just know that you must be caught or maybe killed one day..
Exactly
Crime › Re: What I Did When Armed Robbers Came To My Hostel When I Was In The University by guobe(op): 7:28am On Oct 03, 2025
Myrepublic:
Some times it's still students that do the robbery o. Some are joined by indegens to do the rubbish.

They robbed the hostel opposite my hostel then,and they were later arrested. It was a combination of north boys and indigens. Those ones will use Cutlass on students,when you try to drag with them or you have nothing to give them.

Some others that were arrested were cultists. They said once they get to your hostel,they will be saying the slangs of their rivers. Once you answer thinking they are you people,they will shoot you. Meanwhile they will still rob everyone in the hostel o.

Another one I heard,they met this cohabitating students. They were about raping the girl,where they gathered everyone in the hostel. The boyfriend soumoured courage to say " bros no vex,na my wife be that"

They laughed and said " this boy get mind o"

They push the girl on the floor,and the courageous boyfriend saved her from being raped in from of everyone in he hostel..
You nailed it but that boy that saved his girlfriend really get mind o .pure love shown on his girlfriend. I heard it's against the rule for robbers to rape when they are on a mission and if you decide to rape ,just know your days are numbered.
Crime › Re: What I Did When Armed Robbers Came To My Hostel When I Was In The University by guobe(op): 4:28pm On Oct 02, 2025
merits:
Na there fellow students they robbed and raped them,local thieves mostly the campus cult members.
Yes na their work be dat.
They even use it as initiation for some of their new members so I heard.
Crime › Re: What I Did When Armed Robbers Came To My Hostel When I Was In The University by guobe(op): 9:57am On Oct 02, 2025
vislabraye:
Those are hungry thieves
Vert hungry.
Crime › Re: What I Did When Armed Robbers Came To My Hostel When I Was In The University by guobe(op): 9:57am On Oct 02, 2025
vislabraye:
Those are hungry thieves
Very Very.

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