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Crime › Re: What I Did When Armed Robbers Came To My Hostel When I Was In The University by guobe(op): 7:14pm On Oct 01, 2025
ademijuwonlo:
I was robbed in the hostel and every time I look back, I always appreciate God. The first time, I was naked under my cover cloth when they forcefully opened my door, when they entered they collected my phones, went to other rooms and I quickly used that period to dress up before they came back to my room. They brought the other rooms' occupants to my room to lock us up but before they left that day, they asked me to come out and I did not answer, they came back and asked me to come out and I responded that I was praying and that was why I didn't come out initially and the thief said I shouldn't bother again. They locked us up and left. I would have been graped if I followed them out of my room.

The second robbery happened at another hostel I moved to and that one God saved me again b'cos they didn't see me where I squatted under an open wall hanger. I saw them and they didn't see me and the wall hanger was open. God is great. Two ladies who were with their boyfriends were graped during this one and an attempt was also made on my friend but they didn't grape her.

It is crazy that things have not changed and security is still an issue. I wish our security has been strengthened and forensic capabilities developed.
Quite sad and it is an African thing due to obsolete security gadgets.
Crime › Re: What I Did When Armed Robbers Came To My Hostel When I Was In The University by guobe(op): 5:48pm On Oct 01, 2025
ademijuwonlo:
They rob students for phones, laptops and they don't mind to also collect the token pocket money too. I was robbed twice as a student during my undergraduate days and it was God that saved me.
It is still happening in most campuses till now
Students really have to thread carefully especially at night.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Under 17 Crashes From CAF Competition by guobe(op): 11:59am On Oct 01, 2025
youngsahito:
Osinmen started is football career from U17, so shameful that our grassroot football has been taken over by politicians and greddy NFF officials.
Exactly, absolutely.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Under 17 Crashes From CAF Competition by guobe(op): 10:17am On Oct 01, 2025
Softmirror:
Ever since the filtering process of ensuring legitimate age in the junior football grade Nigeria has been finding it so hard to break even.

My sisters are doing very well though in all the grades. They never disappoint.
It's quite shameful despite the abundance of talents in the country.
They just can't harness the talents abound
Sports › Nigeria Under 17 Crashes From CAF Competition by guobe(op): 8:55am On Oct 01, 2025
Nigerian football is a joke presently, without the foreign based professionals, we are nowhere in football .
Politicians with white Agbada are now in charge of our football and have no single idea of how to run it.No single innovation, just nothing to write home about.
The basics have not been put on ground as all they are interested in is sharing the money that comes among themselves.
Quite sad.

Crime › Re: What I Did When Armed Robbers Came To My Hostel When I Was In The University by guobe(op): 7:42am On Oct 01, 2025
Galactics:
I was staying off campus too and the night they came to our hotel around 2 am everyone was asleep. They broke our room wooden door and was like 2 that entered, they were armed with gun and cutlasses. one was flashing touch light to blind us and the other was collecting phones plucked in the sucket since we had Nepa that night. My roommate who is very stubborn and a hard man was itching to grab the one collecting phones but I held him back because I was lying inside between him and the wall. Luckily I had my phone in between me and the wall and they couldn't see it. The phones they collected was that of my roommate and that of his girlfriend who gave it to him to charge for her, and the robbers thought it was mine since we were two in the room. It was when they left that we found out they came inside the hostel through the window of one of the hostel members who are cultists themselves. How they broke the iron protector is what made us to suspect it might be inside job with collaborators from outside. They tied the aboki security man. Mind you our hostel is a big hostel with up to 40 rooms and they robbed almost all the rooms simultaneously, meaning they were many. When daybreak came, my roommate was insulting and abusing me for being a coward and he told everyone and they were blaming me for stopping him grabbing the one that was picking phones.
You saved his life. God used you to save his life as many people have died dragging with robbers.
Sports › Re: This Soccer Club Is The Number One Bookies Babe. by guobe(op): 6:47am On Oct 01, 2025
Obaaderemi2:
Number one ticket cutter na Braga, then benfica
Na their work be that.
Crime › Re: What I Did When Armed Robbers Came To My Hostel When I Was In The University by guobe(op): 11:42pm On Sep 30, 2025
Davash222:
The robbers are also students.
Yes but mostly students who are having one or two issues and may be on their way out of the school.
Crime › Re: What I Did When Armed Robbers Came To My Hostel When I Was In The University by guobe(op): 10:30pm On Sep 30, 2025
federal9:
Immediately one put his hand inside through window to cut the protector, I used Cutlass to cut his hand. He shouted and his group ran for their lives.

He was later handed to police where he confessed and the rest were caught.
Good one,their own too much.
Crime › Re: What I Did When Armed Robbers Came To My Hostel When I Was In The University by guobe(op): 10:23pm On Sep 30, 2025
SmartPolician:
My own experience is a long story, but I'll make it short. I lived off-campus too and for several months, armed gangs burgled hostels and raped female students in all the neighbouring hostels around us except ours. So, we knows they would visit us someday. If was so bad that they attacked one hostel twice in 3 weeks.
It doesn't make sense to rob students who are just barely surviving. Does not add up
Crime › What I Did When Armed Robbers Came To My Hostel When I Was In The University by guobe(op): 9:59pm On Sep 30, 2025
When I was in the University, armed robbers followed me with guns as I was coming home and took me to my room.

I stayed off campus and that is how one of the armed robbers sat on my chair with a gun pointed at me to bring what is in my possession.

As a student,I was only having 500 naira then and I quickly gave the armed robber the 500 naira.
After giving the armed robber the 500 naira,I went into my wardrobe and started scattering it myself searching for money I did not keep there.
I was searching o o o then the armed robber now told me to stop searching 😆.

He told me to come with him to knock the door in the next room close to me.

I went and knocked and after knocking, I quickly went back to my room and layed on the floor with my face down.

No be small thing.

Sports › Re: Nigeria Premier Football League (NPFL) 2025/2026 Season by guobe: 2:07pm On Sep 29, 2025
robosky02:
Week 6 Results



FULL RESULTS
Wikki 2-2 Rangers
Wolves 1-2 3SC
Kun Khalifat 1-3 Barau
Nasarawa Utd 2-0 Katsina Utd
Ikorodu City 1-1 Enyimba



Shooting Stars and Barau FC recorded away wins on matchday six of the Nigeria Premier Football League, NPFL.

In Ozoro, Shooting Stars recorded their first win on the road this season, edging past Warri Wolves 2-1.


At the Dan Anyiam Stadium, Owerri, Barau FC beat their hosts Kun Khalifat FC 3-1.

It was Barau FC’s first win in the NPFL this season.
Nice one.couple of away wins...
Business › Re: Football (+/other Sports) Betting Season 19 ➜ ➜ ➜ by guobe: 10:18pm On Sep 28, 2025
It is well

Business › Re: Football (+/other Sports) Betting Season 19 ➜ ➜ ➜ by guobe: 7:38pm On Sep 27, 2025
always247:
congratulations
Thanks always247
Business › Re: Football (+/other Sports) Betting Season 19 ➜ ➜ ➜ by guobe: 8:44am On Sep 27, 2025
Puntingnoob:
Congratulations
Thanks Puntingnoob, you are doing well too ,don't let anyone discourage you.
Your time will surely come as you are made of stuffs.
Business › Re: Football (+/other Sports) Betting Season 19 ➜ ➜ ➜ by guobe: 8:42am On Sep 27, 2025
JAOS:
Congratulations 👏
Cashout don do you something
No be small thing lol
Politics › Re: Ganduje Welcomes Kwankwaso To APC, Sets Conditions by guobe: 8:40am On Sep 27, 2025
OneCandleAway:
But you know Tinubu wont conduct a fair election. There'll be server glitches, different result will reflect online compared to the polling center result and it will end in go to court. Where woke is building houses for the judges.
Lol =OneCandleAway is one of the brightest persons on nairaland.
So so matured.
Business › Re: Football (+/other Sports) Betting Season 19 ➜ ➜ ➜ by guobe: 8:31am On Sep 27, 2025
356 odds won with 100 naira stake.
I cashed out when it was just one game left as all entered.

Romance › Re: African Tradition Is Funny Sha,wife Will Cheat On Husband And The Husband Will D by guobe(op): 10:02pm On Sep 26, 2025
ediko5:
The tradition only apply when the man is aware the wife has cheated and still go ahead to sleep with her, some tradition even forbid eating her food.

If you find out your wife is cheating with evidence, you are to either stay way from her (divorce) or according to the tradition report to both families for traditional cleansing before you can do anything with her
It is very difficult to be aware of what a cheating wife is doing when a CCTV camera is not placed on her.
Romance › African Tradition Is Funny Sha,wife Will Cheat On Husband And The Husband Will D by guobe(op): 9:29pm On Sep 25, 2025
African tradition looks weird when you hear about it most times. That the cheating wife will be alive while the husband dies.
It just doesn't add up and I really do not know the historical perspective to it.
Some say it is because the man knows she has cheated,how will the man know when he did not place a CCTV camera on the wife.

Sports › This Soccer Club Is The Number One Bookies Babe. by guobe(op): 9:38am On Sep 25, 2025
There is nothing anybody can tell me ,that AZ Alkmaar of Netherlands is the number one bookies babe the bookies use to cut tickets.
If you have them in your ticket and you want to hit millions just forget it as they will cut it.
The bookies do have other side cheeks like Feberbahce in Turkey, Qarabag in Azerbaijan and Farencvaros in Hungary etc.
The main hottest babe of the bookies is certainly AZ Alkmaar.

Sports › Re: Aviator And Virtual Experience by guobe(op): 9:26am On Sep 24, 2025
Sapeleboy911:
Lol even with my vast experience with sports betting, I don't know how to play virtual or Aviator. This thing ruined the life of my former boss's younger brother to this day. That guy used the money for his flight ticket to Canada to bet on virtual. And that was after duping his brother's business partner of over 1M which he still squandered betting on virtual. At 30+ no house, wife, kids, live in people's uncompleted buildings or betting centres. His family has given up on him.
Virtual game is try your luck, it's a no go area and not recommendable.
Sports › Aviator And Virtual Experience by guobe(op): 7:57am On Sep 24, 2025
This really got me cracking and I think people into it can relate, lol

Romance › Re: For People That Went To Akara School, This is How To Use Comma by guobe(op): 4:58pm On Sep 23, 2025
Houseofglam7:
Poor grandma 🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol
Romance › Re: For People That Went To Akara School, This is How To Use Comma by guobe(op): 11:15am On Sep 23, 2025
Houseofglam7:
And grandma lived to tell the story 😂🤣😂
Otherwise grandma would have been eaten raw 😆
Romance › Re: For People That Went To Akara School, This is How To Use Comma by guobe(op): 11:12am On Sep 23, 2025
Houseofglam7:
We must eat,grandma.
We must eat grandma
A comma saving lives since 12BC
Lol, I got what you did there.
Nice one.
Romance › Re: For People That Went To Akara School, This is How To Use Comma by guobe(op): 10:18am On Sep 23, 2025
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Akara school that year cha cheesy

My slate was the biggest back then in my class...And I was the only pupil with a different school uniform in the whole school too........

The unforgettable part was that after closing,there was this particular mistress whom we always queued behind and she would drop each and every pupil at his/her home first before leaving for hers cheesy. I saw her last year and she still recognized me after over 28 years cheesy

May God bless every teacher out there..
May God bless them as they are unsung heroes.
Romance › Re: For People That Went To Akara School, This is How To Use Comma by guobe(op): 10:09am On Sep 23, 2025
Hisroyalbadmeat:
Very educative, this should be on the front page, Make una push am go front page abeg,Wata Bam Bam
Most teachers didn't teach their students how to make use of comma ,maybe they didn't know it's usage.
Romance › For People That Went To Akara School, This is How To Use Comma by guobe(op): 10:02am On Sep 23, 2025
If your school aunty's didn't teach you how to make use of comma at school, go through this and be updated.lol.

Crime › Man Confesses To Stealing Documents Of Properties Of His Late Uncle by guobe(op): 8:44pm On Sep 22, 2025
The uncle of this particular man died a couple of years ago.
The uncle was a very wealthy man with alot of properties.
When the uncle died,most of his documents were stolen and the family of the uncle had a family meeting to know who took these documents.
No one agreed to have taken these documents, so the family said they will go African traditional and lay a curse on the person that stole these documents.
To cut the long story short, this particular guy just confessed he stole the documents as he has been battling a critical illness for quite sometime now.
This is someone from a well brought up home as his parents are well to do.
If your hands are dirty,don't expect to escape the hammer of the devil.
Food for thought.
Health › Devil Beans Usage Was Rampant In Schools Then by guobe(op): 10:01am On Sep 22, 2025
Back in the days in my secondary school, kids do make use of devil beans to retaliate to people they are angry 😠 at .
They will just put the devil 😈 beans very early in the morning at the seat of the person they are angry at .
When the person comes and sits on where the devil beans is placed,the person will now start feeling itchy all over the body.
This do make other kids in the class to laugh uncontrollably.
Kids en.

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