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Politics / Re: Nigeria Ranks Eighth In Happiest African Countries by gurunlocker: 8:06pm On Mar 02
Entprys:
No 8 is not bad.
Must we always be No1 ?


Why can’t we be number 1? We used to be number 1.

Maybe you like settling for less?

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Sports / Re: Messi, Haaland, Mbappé Lead Fifa's The Best Award Shortlist by gurunlocker: 9:48pm On Sep 14, 2023
Thank you Almiron.

I'm sure pendu fans will understand what Messi fans were talking and complaining about when this lady obembet used to always post pendu content and the mod will push it to the FP.


They should have a taste since their pendu is not relevant anymore. grin grin grin

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo: Messi Rivalry Changed Football History But Is Gone by gurunlocker: 6:49pm On Sep 07, 2023
Beverlyjean:
Ronaldo remains the greatest that have ever played the game ... if he represented a country that's known to win world cups, he would have won at least 2 .... its unfortunate that portugal is not that country...they had only qualified for 3 WC in history ( just like Nigeria) b4 2006 ( Ronaldos first) on like Argentina than featured in the first ever world cup and had won 2 and lost in 2 finals in the past... if Messi was Colombian, he would never even smell semis of the world cup even with his exceptional talent ... while if Ronaldo was French or German, he would have won 2 or 3 World cups .... the champions league that represents every top player as well has determined that already, the both played for clubs that are winners and he won more titles than Messi.... halaand would never have won the champions league or Uefa best player or even had a strong shot at winning the balon dor if he was still playing for dortmund .... football is not an individual sport, its a team sport , no matter how good u are, u need material .... kane is one of the greatest strikers of his generation but he wasted his years playing for spurs ...he will finally win a title this season with Bayern... Henry had to leave Arsenal to win the champions league, Zidane had to leave Juventus to win the champions league.... so for those that think Messi is better cos he won the world cup , that's very mediocre way of reasoning.... cos we can also argue that he could not pass the round of 16 with psg .... mbappe is a world cup winner , but he will never win the champions league with psg ... just like Ronaldo will never win the WC with portugal even if his age is slashed by half and for those that say portugal have good players , don't forget that Belgium had too so as the Dutch over the years but both still have never won it ... England with all their stars have only played in one final and have never won the Euros ... but what Ronaldo has done in football, no man has ever done it ... what Messi have done , footballers have done it... and please don't mention the amount of balon dor won.... what happened yesterday in Abuja has shown that when it comes to winning votes, the undeserved one might be manipulated to win .... as far as I'm concerned balon dor are still elections.... and elections most times are never fair and are filled with corruption and sentiments.... reason y I will never use balon dor to judge a player ... modric was never better than iniesta b ut history will show he is a balon dor winner .... Benzema wasn't better than Ibrahimovic or Henry , neither is Van djye that finished second at one time , better than Ramos that never even made top 5 .... cannavaro was never better than Maldini as well but he also won it ... okocha never won African best , but we all know he's Nigerias greatest player of all time

Ehya, see essay write.... Hope you never tire as you dey explain? grin grin grin

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Defies Sir Alex Ferguson's Theory In The Messi Vs Ronaldo Debate by gurunlocker: 12:25pm On Sep 05, 2023
Akacollins7:
I don't know how you people view league, after him leaving his mama home Barcelona where thing is throw/given to him to PSG, what happened with all the big players there at end he can't find his feet. And was throw out and no body talked about his spell in PSG. Now he find him self in a league of people that doesn't know there gender, you'll think is eleven men against eleven men, but it's seven female and four male in a team. It's an insulting to compare CR7 to him. Ronaldo have conquer many countries so. I'm not fan of any, truth be told. Even the world cup is still under questions

I will ask you one simple question and please don't be bias with your response.

1) Messi at PSG, who was the main man?

2) If Ronaldo had gone to PSG, will he accept a backup role like Messi did?

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Politics / Re: El-Rufai: Buhari Frustrated Fuel Subsidy Removal by gurunlocker: 9:53am On May 10, 2023
No be this same short man and his gang dey cry in 2012? grin grin grin

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Crime / Re: Busload Of Narcotics Conveyed By Security Agents Intercepted Near Seme Border by gurunlocker: 9:56pm On Apr 22, 2023
Hope naija no go turn Colombia like this soon? grin grin

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Wins Record Seventh Fifa Best Men's Player Award by gurunlocker: 2:46pm On Mar 01, 2023
This award was 2 days ago, almost 48 hours. You are just posting on FP because it is Messi. We always say that there's a gang up against Messi when it comes to Nairaland and it's mod.

If it had been Pendu, the new will be pushed to the FP same day and in less than 10 mins after announcement.


Anyways, congratulations to the GOAT. Not the yeye forced goat grin grin grin

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Won Saudi Pro League Player Of The Month For February With 8 Goals 2 Ass by gurunlocker: 1:13pm On Mar 01, 2023
Give him the camel d'Or immediately grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: I Begged Mrs Shettima For ₦‎2 Million - Remi Tinubu by gurunlocker: 11:44am On Feb 18, 2023
You beg for 2 million but your husband donated 100m? grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: INEC Will Release Total Number Of Registered Voters Soon — Oyo REC by gurunlocker: 10:27am On Feb 18, 2023
What's funny is the attached picture of the "First lady odd"

Atiku dey try sha grin grin grin
Sports / Re: Dozy Mmobuosi Is Set To Acquire Sheffield United In A £90 Million Deal by gurunlocker: 5:39pm On Feb 02, 2023
So Enzo Fernandez is expensive more than Sheffield United? shocked shocked
Business / Re: Some Effect Of Cashless Policy by gurunlocker: 12:55pm On Feb 02, 2023
Juanmike:
Everybody can't be your mama.

I don't know your age, but you will come back maybe 5 or 6 years time to see your comment and you will ask yourself this question. "Why have I done this?"
Business / Re: Some Effect Of Cashless Policy by gurunlocker: 12:31pm On Feb 02, 2023
FuckDModz:


Pepper seller that will not accept transfer shouldn't be in business.

Hope the ones in your village have started accepting it?
Business / Re: Some Effect Of Cashless Policy by gurunlocker: 11:39am On Feb 02, 2023
Naija my country.... Your cashless, did the pepper seller accepted transfer? grin

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Crime / Re: First Transgender Inmate In The US Set To Die By Lethal Injection by gurunlocker: 6:50am On Jan 03, 2023
I read same paragraph 3 times grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: I am Attending To Health Issues Abroad, Emeifile Writes Reps by gurunlocker: 6:10pm On Dec 21, 2022
A public office holder confidently saying he is attending to health issues abroad. I don't blame him, they are all the same.

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Sports / Re: Argentina's Victory Over France Is The Most Watched Men's Soccer Game In The US by gurunlocker: 1:04am On Dec 21, 2022
Martinez39s:
You dey mind dem? grin grin

After the group stage, they said the tournament was rigged.

At the quarter finals, before the game started, same people said Netherlands would flog Argentina. They made this prediction knowing fully well the tournament was rigged (according to them). cheesy

Argentina went two goals up, they said it was rigged. Netherlands came back, they suddenly forgot the tournament was rigged and started cheering the Netherlands to qualify. Why cheer them on if the tournament was rigged? grin Netherlands lost on penalties and they suddenly remembered it was rigged all along. grin Are these pendu fans not mad?

Against Croatia, they predicted Croatia would beat Argentina. They said Croatia would control the midfield and Modric would be the true LM10. grin Why were they saying all these if they really thought the tournament was rigged in Messi's favour?

Before the final, they forgot the tournament was rigged and were convinced France would win. grin Argentina went two goals up, and they remembered the tournament was rigged. When stupid Scaloni removed Di Maria, went on the defensive and France equalised they forgot the tournament was rigged and started cheering France and typing "France, let's go! You can do this." Argentina finally won and they now remembered the world cup was rigged.

Pendu fans, keep crying. Y'all can't fool me.
grin grin
FIFA also told France not to play for 80 minutes, then score 2 goals within 2 minutes in order to rig the game..

FIFA also rigged the last minute save from Martinez grin

Those Pendulian didn't even noticed that the second France penalty was an actual foul by Tchoumeani (he handled the ball which was played to Mbappe leg before the shot that leads to the penalty), they didn't see that one...


Anything Messi wins is rigged grin grin grin

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Sports / Re: Argentina's Victory Over France Is The Most Watched Men's Soccer Game In The US by gurunlocker: 11:11pm On Dec 20, 2022
Martinez39s:
grin They thought we have forgotten.

From "let Messi win an international trophy before he can become the GOAT" to "let's appreciate them both." Appreciate wetin?

From calling Messi a bottler for years and generating memes with pictures of him crying in the Copa America finals to "Messi fans shouldn't laugh at Ronaldo's world cup exit; empathise with him."

Pendu fans know that the GOAT is over, but guess what? They've gone to bring up Pele's achievements to proclaim Pele the GOAT. When they were calling Ronaldo the GOAT all these while, didn't they remember Pele won three world cups?

We will keep pressing our feet on their necks till can't breath and take the sorrow anymore. Wicked people who will rather vote Tinubu and consequently destroy our country than see Messi win the world cup; wicked Africans that would rather not see an African reach the final and get more slots for Africa than see Messi win. Their fadaaaa!

"Appreciate them both," "Ronaldo is still my GOAT," blah blah blah. Appreciate them both while they belittle Messi's effort by saying the world cup was rigged in his favour.

Dem go wail again in the next 10 months when the 8 Balon d'Or comes in.... Pendu dream is Messi reality grin grin grin


As always, they will say it is rigged (Just like they rigged star studded Portugal out of WC) grin
Sports / Re: 4 Million People Came Out To Welcome Messi & Teammates On The Streets (Pix, Vid) by gurunlocker: 10:09pm On Dec 20, 2022
Jokerman:
Person win 3 World cups, them no shout like this o... oga o angry


Well, isn't it better than sitting on the bench with no contribution?

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Sports / Re: Argentina's Victory Over France Is The Most Watched Men's Soccer Game In The US by gurunlocker: 10:07pm On Dec 20, 2022
zeusdgrt:
Messi is fifa's fraud

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Sports / Re: Argentina's Victory Over France Is The Most Watched Men's Soccer Game In The US by gurunlocker: 10:06pm On Dec 20, 2022
grin

I've been seeing Pendulian fans wailing since Sunday... You don't know anything, you guys just dey start.

Una show Messi fans pepper from 2014-2021, now you want Messi fans to appreciate them both grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Nkechi Blessing Shames Her Ex, Opeyemi Falegan's Apartment Abroad by gurunlocker: 9:50pm On Dec 16, 2022
Why are ladies always pained after they are dumped?

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Sports / Re: Fernando Santos, Ronaldo’s Manager, Sacked After World Cup Exit by gurunlocker: 8:51pm On Dec 15, 2022
Ronaldo's manager or Portugal manager?


All these Pendu fan though grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: FG Plans To Tax Cryptos, Other Digital Assets by gurunlocker: 11:59am On Dec 02, 2022
But I thought they banned crypto? You want to tax what you banned? grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Presidency: Why Buhari Can’t Wait To Leave Office – Femi Adesina by gurunlocker: 12:50pm On Nov 28, 2022
They gave the country the change they promised... grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Court Nullifies, Declares Osun LG Polls Illegal by gurunlocker: 1:12pm On Nov 25, 2022
Wasted resources .... You didn't know you are to conduct election in the last 4 years, na when you wan comot you con remember as you don lose election.

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Politics / Re: Keyamo: Old Interview Ascribed To Me Insulting Tinubu May Have Been Forged by gurunlocker: 7:04am On Nov 12, 2022
Damn! APC found a perfect Lai Mohammed replacement.

This man is so shameless grin grin

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Politics / Re: Tackle Insecurity In The North West, El-Rufai Begs FG by gurunlocker: 12:11pm On Nov 05, 2022
No be Jonathan again?
Politics / Re: Keyamo: Obaseki, Okowa Responsible For The Implosion In PDP by gurunlocker: 7:41pm On Oct 25, 2022
This guy is more concerned about PDP and labour party, than promoting brown teeth ..
Sports / Re: Ballon D'or 2022 Award (Live Updates) by gurunlocker: 6:52pm On Oct 17, 2022
Most people didn't even know today is Ballon d'Or award ceremony.


Messi made this award relevant grin grin grin

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Education / Re: ASUU Strike: UNIPORT Announces Resumption, Marathon Exams by gurunlocker: 12:14pm On Oct 15, 2022
I mean it's been 8 months, you want students to just start exam like that?

Mass failure
Religion / Re: Tears As Hundreds Of People Attend Funeral Of Crocodile In India (pictures) by gurunlocker: 5:15pm On Oct 13, 2022
Dem dey shed crocodile tears

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