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Kings999:
This is what happens when teenagers get married early without having any knowledge about marriage, how is this news matured... is only a fool will kill himself because of a pussy hole.... Even if you don't have money, have sense..
My advice to men if your woman stop giving you sex and you try to find out what the problem is, if you don't find what is the reason of her actions send her back to her fathers house or you leave her and find a side chicks that will satisfy your sexual urge... Fustrate your woman, let her know that pussy is everywhere...
No man with his right senses should let a pussy hole woman to do nonsense shakara for you. Who are you self to do shakara for me for sex, go outside and have fun their are alot of girls outside looking for married men to put problems in their marriage... Las Las na she go cry....
Gentle man is not for this generation again, if you fvck up your woman will ride you on.. someone like me that doesn't like someone to do shakara for me talk more of a woman, I can cook infact I can do anything a woman can do... If my woman fvck up I will let her know I don't have time for nonsense.....

have you been broke to an extent that your wife is the only option at that very point.

BetExpert:
If you need money this night, just bet Chelsea straight win. RIP Arsenal! 2:0 , Blues till infinity

Or winners chapel

Whizzdom:
On Sunday, last two weeks my mom got a bank alert notification, someone sent her 3 million naira, she wasn't expecting money from anyone.

She was shocked, she called I and my younger sister. We couldn't believe it, so we waited for three days to see if the bank will reverse the money, they didn't, so I and my sister took our mom's ATM card to withdraw and test if the money was genuine.

We bought three phones from it. That's when we believed it was real. Then I transferred #50,000 to my bank and transferred #50k into my mom's other account which we used for foodstuffs.

On the fifth day the bank froze the remaining balance of the huge money sent. But no bank official or staff called my mom. That week passed, on the 3rd day of the second week, one lady called my mom by phone in the afternoon, she said her name is Sarah from so so bank.

My mom is not literate so they spoken in pidgin, she told my mom that she knows that my mom received a #3mil last two weeks and she has spent out of it. That the money was government money. Sarah told my mom to go to any nearest ........bank and write a mandate letter authorizing the bank to unfreeze the remaining #2mil in her acct and the bank will give us the beneficiary account which she will send the money back to. And we should return the money we spent out of it immediately.

When we got to my mom's bank, we went to customer agent area, instead of writing the mandate letter, we told the agent everything that happened leaving nothing untouched. the agent said we should give him the number of the staff that called us, when he called the Sarah with his phone, Sarah gave him another name, instead of introducing herself as Sarah, she said her name is Evelyn. She now told the agent to hold my mom down till she (Evelyn) gets to that bank to arrest my mom or whatever.

The agent said on what basis would he hold my mom down. The agent checked the description when the money was sent and he couldn't understand the description. He was saying how could this be government money. He told my mom to try and return the money spent and he told us to go.

The description on the transfer when it came in on Sunday was: "National Procurement of Scanners" #3million.

Is this truly a government money?

Nairalanders what are your opinions? Because my mom is scared, Sarah or Evelyn bullied her on the phone with jail time.

I don't know what to do.

See my follow Guyman.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright
Another one....men be coming up with different type of huzzle....

Who loose guard.....them go maga am.....
The hood is no longer funny...

You all should inform and enlighten your friends and family about the hood...they should be careful

Infact let me call all these baby sisters of mine and lecture them right now about the hood....because na fuckkkk up if he be say another niggarrrr maga the sisters of a real niggarrr

Precious, Jessica Angela....ya all should come sit with me right now for some lecturing..
Common Angela get your ass up with your black jean and stop twerking....this is time for lecture

Baba give me one of your sis nah

Mrviktor:
Bullshit.
Match postponed.

I swear I feel like going to those fans houses one by one and slapping dem senseless.

What kind of nonsense protest is this

Your ticket abi?

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Too bad....force a hive of bees down his throat Then seal his mouth and rub gasoline on his mouth And watch how the gasoline further infuriates the bees While the bees fuckkk him up from within

Our baby girls nor dey safe again...na wa...

Na because of all these nonsense make me nor allow one of my little sister travel go write jamb by herself in 2019.....I have to travel with her from Benin city...to auchi....we still reach auchi..then we enter bike again go one village for inside the auchi...one ugbogbo village in igarra

A real niggarrr can not bear the pain of losing any of her sister

Damnn Niggarr on this one.

DubaiLandLord1:
Do you think they will give a dam about this? You don't seem to know how Yahoo have eating deeply into almost every part of Southern Nigeria.

whether they take it or not,he has made his point.

PlayMaker14:



In as much as they're protesting against the club owner, I believe this action carried out by the fans of a Penalty loving club have a political undertone.

An average Brit's is always jealous of the Americans, and the British have never been a trusted ally to the Americans. Sometimes, I see it as a secret battle of Supremacy just like the one Ghana is having with Nigeria.


This act of stupidity displayed by Penchester United fans shows you the mental state of an average Penchester United fans and I believe many have burnt their fathers house if they don't get Penalties to be dispatched by Fernandez.

I initially thought you were making sense .

God will give you the strength nd grace to train them.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr

Exactly my niggarrrr

I don't believe that shit...

They should settle
Paul and Peter are pussy ass niggarrs
I see no reason why them go still dey fight till now without settlement
except say Paul want tell me say he first hide date and fuckkk lola before lola dish am for he brother
Because i see no reason for this hatred...
Even as at that them supposed don settle

Even Esau and Jacob no do reach this one, despite the fact say BirthRight involve

were Esau nd Jacob from igbo? You don't know igbo man wen it comes to money. Na play oh

Onyi22:
Las las Davido go reach me too

Definitely but only in ur dream.

Congrats to Norwich, hope u guys will not waste my congrats come next season ending.

DemonInvoker:
Thanks,I Appreciate...
We were at the back of the cab heading to her place,I observed her fone has been ringing since we were at the restaurant but She Kept Ignoring it...At this point I told her to pick the damn fone...She said it was someone she owed money,that the lady was just disturbing her any how because of 4K Balance...I was like 4K?!she said yes ohh,I said no problem that I was going to give it to her to pay the lady up...I left Phc with 100k Cash on me and had my debit cards with me,my intention was to really come and flex Calabar and was really ready to do just that.
Infact,I and this babe had an history together,I was the one that tore the rubber back then when she was still in Year1...She is the only babe I felt really free spending any thing on...I've really got integrity in picking women,I must say I can compare none to her...She has remained relevant over time, Perfect Shape,pretty face,superstar voice and her Head game is a tight one...She has that Kind of butt that produces a tidal Wave Vibration whenever you're slamming it...I mean,what more can wish for.
We finally got to her Place,I noticed this guy Standing next to his Car...He called her by her name but she signaled him she was coming,I just kept quiet..we got inside her room,she immediately left and went out that she was coming...The place was more of student like kind of Lodge (a U -Shaped Storey building).
It was a well furnished Self-contain with a Spacious Room and Toilet,those type that had Bath-tubs in them and the whole place was really neat and well furnished..She stayed outside for more than 15mins...I had to go take my bath,finished wore my boxers and singlets and went out to observed...Her room was Upstairs so I moved quietly towards where she was....Babe was busy begging the same guy I saw at first,I can see her almost kneeling down explaining...So many thoughts ran through my head,It was almost 10pm in the night,every one was indoors coz there was light...I cum say make dey Observe the Guy,him come correct with better Sharp car and levels...I cum imagine Wetin she dey scope the guy now?!Say I be her brother Abi or wetin?!I say no problem make she come back up first...I went back inside, laid on the bed,Trace Urban was playing "Slow down by R2Bees ft Wizkid"So had to just relax to the song...I waited so tey I go outside,babe don follow the guy move...I mad begin call her number,she didn't pick,I called and called she didn't pick..I was like how long would she keep me Waiting..See nonsense ohh?!...By the time I looked at the time it was already 12mid night...I didn't want to quit,I kept on calling babe finally picked and told me to sleep that when she comes she'll explain...I want talk she end call..I mean,No babe has treated me like this in my entire miserable life...As in,every thing was clear,babe abandoned me to please her guy...I leave TV wey I dey watch,begin go observe empty pots for kitchen....I felt like entering the Road facing back to Port Harcourt that Night that Night...So I went stayed outside just in front of the room...I cum dey regret my life....I couldn't believe She actually didn't care how I felt...I'm sure she has been receiving plenty of compensation from their relationship..I mean,I now felt like disappearing and reappearing in my house..I was never really obsessed with her but that night I became obsessed and was grieving...I tried to call her again but this time the line was switched off..I went back inside,I tried to sleep but lost it...Time became my companion,I looked at the time again and It was 5am...I rolled on the bed from edge to edge till day break.

Take a career in writing,men u are good.

anigbajumo:
I was actually deployed to the same state with my ex, we graduated from same university at the same year. She went with batch A and I went with batch B. She started misbehave and as a sharp guy I relocated to another state and continue with my work as usual. I went to NYSC with just 280k in my acct and wen I finished service last year I actually had almost 1.3million, her attitude was a blessing in disguise for me and open way for me unexpectedly. I was focus on how to build my career and I thank God all my plan worked out perfectly. After NYSC, am now fully involve in my hustle and it's working out perfectly for me, I didn't shag any corper coz I was extremely busy and focus then. I lost my girl during our NYSC despite we av agreed introduction after service but it was a path of success for me.

You are a good son, go up nd take ur sit

freedomchild:
NYSC gave me chances to bleep pussies but I declined because that was when as a first child, all the family's responsibilities felled on me. Many of my Corper friends especially in medical fields bleep pussy tire. The way those girls were eyeing guys especially us in medical fields and guys from rich homes, you go think say they are not in any relationship. One find me come to my business premises. Hmm. My dear if you're not a well to do guy and your babe go service, no too reason her especially if she fine.. She just go hustle for a better man/guy using NYSC as cover..
NYSC was fun but I used the opportunity to set up what is sustaining my family of seven including my ageing parents. Banging pussies wasn't on my mind despite its availability as at the time.
What our so called babes do behind us.... hmm.. mouth no fit talk.. If she find someone better than you, voooommm.. she don bail.. she don leave you asap

You be correct dude, one bottle for you bro

Maskofff:
Na your babe go be lost sheep werey

pls update me her location i can be of help

Amotolongbo:
As a man of God serving the living God, the only help we expect from him is the miracle of healing the crippled man, not buying him a keke.
Healing him is better than buying keke for him

You can do that one nah. Some of you think that pastor were not giving birth to just like you and me.

michaelpop50:
Atleast, you don't know me in person. And even if i blow today, you cannot know say na me be that.

Orr blow fire

McJane:
Says an ugly broke clown. Get a life boy!

See this long mouth wey wan get life for wia Davido dey.

michaelpop50:
I'm the next big thing in the Naija music industry

You mean in Nigerian juju industry?

McJane:
Does Davido need an extra baby mama?

Asking for a friend.

Yes, but not people with long mouth.

This guy should be SA on sex related matters

Chloraseptic:
As long as we are still in the competition we are a potential winner..

Is it OGS that's not in the competition that's supposed to talk about winning it..

Chelshit can not win this champions league not even by mistake.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Fuckkk.....dmannn....we should stop killing reptiles...especially python
A human python cohabitation is very possible if we keep our cool
Pythons are very friendly and different from boas

These creatures are damnnnnn beautiful we must learn how to live with them....they don't bite to attack...they only swallow small animals


Even the cobra, black mamba and Taipan that are poisonous only bite to defend
Because i dey reason am why he be say if snake come meet us for house them nor dey harm us. Sometimes self you fit live with snake for two years inside house them nor go do you anything

There is no way you can be bitten by a snake in a residential building
Which means they respect us
So lets learn how to respect them
Please lets learn to live and stay with this beautiful creature called snake

inspired by weed.

gnykelly:
python are not so dangerous. they only attack humans when threatened.

i see no reasons why we have to kill everything.

I see it coming to your house.

DownChelsea:
So Ajax lost at home?
So Arsenal couldn't win at home?

But United, once again have won away at Granada after winning away at Milan?


#oleout

Am telling you, manu fans are useless.

LMS1:
Igbo Amaka... Happy Birthday Sinach, But Gradually The Other Lady That Wear Beret 24/7 Is Taking Over From You.

Your own view. beside she's being recognized internationally

NONGOV:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o9OTgf2gYA



A VISIT TO EJIN IJESHA waterfall

abeg who be dat gal on white top

Olarewaju89:
Nonsense

Attitudes can be improved, if we learn the secret.

more light please.

Zzor:
The pastor that can't keep his thing in his pants.His wife is beautiful but he's still not satisfied.

You sound like a frustrated fellow.