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There is this girl in my life dreaming of how our wedding and marriage will be the talk of the town, she is saying we'll do it in a massive way...

Remember this girl is still living with her aunty and has no dime to contribute

But I am going to find out very soon if her hymen is still intact because it will be so unfair of her and I won't take it if she gave her hymen to another man and expect me to pay a higher bride price.

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Being chosen is bae

She gave me green light. On 28dec 2021.

I approached her and wanted to give her my number, she started forming telling me she doesn't have phone, after some talks she obliged and as I was not living in Nigeria I told her to call me on 07 january 2022 because that was the date my line will be available.

Later got a Nigerian sim card and got her number so we started conversing, I used the alpha line and never appeared desperate, didn't do much talk in telling her my mind and she accepted, she also do call me and all those love messages from time to time.

Told her for us to hang out but she refused citing we just knew each other and the relationship was still new.

So after I have gone back to my base which is not in Nigeria, she started acting up like she no longer calls and when I chat it will take her like 3mins to reply.

I noticed that she may dump me which is the most scary thing for me (I hate a girl dumping me) so I stopped calling her, she too forming a big girl didn't call either and I said instead of me to call her first then it is better we end the relationship.

She do come online and refused to chat first, I ignored her to too.

The fourth day I uploaded a pic she liked it but didn't drop a comment, I ignored her again.

Yesterday she chated me and said that I am not caring and all that nagging, I refused to accept her word and told her "if you can wait this long and didn't care to call and even come online and refused to chat me up then I think you're not so interested in the relationship."

I made her feel guity and she started apologizing, the chat was so interested yesterday unlike before and this morning I woke up with her call around 6:am

I told my heart that she doesn't know she is dealing with a nairalander

Never appear desperate.

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Tinubu once said he doesn't believe in the unity of Nigeria and yet he want to become the President of the country that he doesn't believe in, what a foolish joker he is.

isyourboy:
Who's still reading this ubunja best of all time in 2022?

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Not just this I read all of his post from time to time

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When you google lie in Nigeria you will get Lai Mohammed.

What a disgrace to his children.

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All hands must be on deck to make Igbo presidency a fruitful and successful one in 2023.

The only way Nigeria can move forward is to make Igbo man their president.

iyapont:
No be one of your igbojew be this?? Lol that is a confirmed igbo man just keep shut pls

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That is definitely a Yoru_muslems comment with Igbo sounding moniker likewise how they are claiming to be northerners with hausa sounding monikers.

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The pussy was fucke.d, there is no expensive pussy anywhere

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Mostly yoro-moslem using hausa and the other one was even using Igbo name

See the one below playing second fiddle to fulani...... What a terrible and shameless tribe.

LegendHero:
Lol did Wike mentioned SE in the first place?

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You and fellow Yoruba were rejoicing earlier on but now it has turned to gnashing of teeth as the first news has been confirmed to be fake

LegendHero:
This meant Peter Obi still stand a chance of being Atiku’s VP because Wike already stated clearly here that he will not be a second fiddle to Atiku.

I’m sure in 6months time, there will be clarity on all this. Until then, we just wait.

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You have already changed tune unlike that SE has been sidelined.

No Yoruba is becoming president in 2023 mark my word.

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Yoro-moslems are seriously holding onto straws in order to make the SICK ONE President of Nigeria but all their propaganda ain't working at all.

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I am writing this out of experience girls have the most dirtiest mind you can ever imagine, yes even the old women forming saints.

As a guy never act as a holy guy in front of any woman (except for your mum and those related to you), they are all thinking about sex more than you.

Girls always like to be around me and laugh their ass out when I give it to them as they want, I talk naughty things and I tell you they are so interested and my guys are wondering what am I telling them that makes them to be laughing out so loud.


If you meet a decently dressed girl and you start acting "churchy' and holy, discussing church issues you will be seen as a brother..... Never act holy to a decently dressed girl they all have dirty minds more than you can ever imagine.

I have had sex with older women, old enough to be my mom because I am open minded and not a judgemental person or forming holy, they see me as a person with open mind towards life.

I made a churchy girl, a holy forming type tell me her secret of having abortion in the past and her menstrual period even without her being my girlfriend or me having sex with her..

As a guy never act holy in front of any girl.

#Tuesdaynuggets.

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Yorubas again? Lazy lots

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I don't have much to say but read this from gidgiddy

There is hardly any country in Africa that did not have military coup in the 60's or 70's. In West Africa, every country went through military coup with the exception of Cameroon

Ghana had multiple coups, some of them bloody. But Ghana and most countries have moved from coups and it is now part of their history

What I find really funny is that despite Nigeria having gone through 7 different coups, it is only the first one that some mischief makers like to talk about.

The first coup is the only coup that has been given ethnic colouration. Nobody calls Murtala Mohammed's could a Hausa coup, nobody calls Buhari's coup a Fulani coup, nobody calls Babangida's coup a Gwari coup. Only the first coup was given an ethnic tag because Igbo officers were heavily involved

The first coup is a good indicator of why Nigeria should not be together. 55 years after that coup, people are still talking about it like it happened yesterday. Even those who went on to conduct multiple coups and killed far more people in the process, are still lamenting about that coup

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boxer022:
To my own little understanding, men or guys are afraid to marry a girl(s) from the aforementioned places for reasons best known to them. Nimo in Anambra is not a bad place, likewise Akwuzu. The major reason why they are afraid of marrying a girl from Owerri in Imo State is that most of the girls there are wayward (my apologies of course for saying such). You forgot to mention Mbaise in the same Imo State. As for Abia State, there is no place called Ngwan you only have Isi ala ngwa LGA and Okpu ala ngwa LGA. Under this local government areas you have different villages. I believe that the reason they are afraid of marrying from there is that there were tales of cannibalism in those areas. My mom is from Isi ala ngwa north LGA and I frequently visit my maternal home. I have heard of the tales, but doubt if they are still true. I am from Anambra State, Dunukofia LGA. My maternal grandmother is still very much alive and well so also are her siblings.

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Can you connect me with your sister and I will marry her, I am an Ngwa guy.

And you are wrong about the bolded, Ngwa comprises of 8LGAs in Abia State and they speak the same dialect.

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Nice settings, AlaIgbo amaka

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With all the divorce and negative complaints that are always gracing the nairaland's frontpage you still want us to go ahead and marry these present arrogant non-virgin and over-bleeped pussies?

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Igbos have been positioned to rule the country come 2023 there is no two ways about that.

Presently now there are more Igbos who have declared their interest unlike other tribe.

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Yeah going by the way he has been silent all these times I think he may likely be the one.

But this is not what the Igbos need, he will serve the Hausa interest.

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Op if you want to do give away please don't just dash the 30k to one person you may end up giving it to a person who already has money.

Though I am not the one doing give away, if it were me I would askpeople to show their account balance, anybody who has more than 5k in his/her account will be disqualified.

hearthpraise:
Where do you base

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Are you in Benin republic?

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I have seen where people get connected through nairaland, so I am asking if there is any nairaland who is or who knows of any cement wholesaler in Cotonou or anywhere in Benin republic so that we can do business.

I want to start the business in my base, I also have the capital, so please if there is any dealer here on nairaland or any niaralander who knows about a dealer should please let me know...... Thanks


Cc: Lalasticlala

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Witches were reported to be flying somewhere in Congo for their annual display of magical powers for fun every January.

I am a guy who doesn't believe in all these stuffs but seeing this now has made me to question my stand.

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If not for masturbation where would I have been

Maybe somewhere begging all these dirty girls.

Masturbation makes you relax your mind and have control of your sexual life.

Mastubate responsible.