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fashi am jor

man of the year. ahhaaaaahah man of the year my shitter.

nigga doesn't have as much vested interest in the friendship as you do. if he does call you out of courtesy then that's fine, just don't see it as his duty.

wtf? did i type that. i don't remember typing that . . .

hmmmmmnn how strange.

well i ain't mexican plat, exactly y it's fuhnee

stay away from simpleTech.

Dem boys got worked.

you asked one person and it miraculously applies to a whole.

Hey, it works. Look at me, I was on the receiving end of a few of those and I turned out not so shabby.

na we talkin fat like chinogo

lmao i shall translate to you

big zero getting person
you like to chop fish eyes
we won't let you chop book again
na slate you go dey use

glol@chinogo

As for me,

I don't have to worry about having a period.

Yea, like the topic asks, what do you like about being a man.

Ladies, feel free to contribute too if there are things you like about men.

yes it is funny @ plat, you just a hater

why do women have yeast infections?

holuday is comin
holuday is comin
no more morin bells, morin bells
no more teacher swings, teacher swings
gubai teacher , gubai schloar
i am going to spend holuday is coming day
holiday with family

whereever you go gogogongo
whatever you see sisi eko
do not say yes when you mean to say no
baba ibadan


hip for the hip for the hip
po po for the hip po po
and tamus for the hippopotamu
hippopotamus

moon walker, boi you musta dun lost yo mind.

rofl @ being called by this bust it.

women are so predictable, it's funny.

moon walker:
e be like say u wan fuc k this micheline sef?

i should e-slap you for even suggesting that.
not in a trillion years.  i don't have a diabolic wish to die.

I nominate that notorious atheistic heffer, huxley . Bawo couldn't hold a candlelight to his tail.

and pilgrim.1

topup

i nor sabi read, abegi.
na only keu i sabi 


alif baa taa nasheed

i must be in for a rude awakening. i can't possibly imagine a Michelin89 refusing a glut of sex.

michelin89:
83 people are too many for anybody, whether man or woman. We should have more respect for our bodies. It's not everyone that must see our unclothedness.

dies ! are you for realoz? coming from you, i'm short of words. impressivee

how do you know it?
you don't know shat.  you are gullible.  girls find limpid guys to be too boring . . . .especially the predictable ones (like you).
she knows what's coming and when it's coming.  find a way to peak her curiosity. challenge yourself to lay off the phone. 


calling everyday makes you look desperate, unless she's fawning over you with great interest.

there is no wrong in serial dating. get to know as many people as you can. wet your javelin while you're still young.

Eziachi:
What makes it barbaric? And why is the same barbaric law acceptable to western moslems?

Since when did western moslems become trendsetters or dictators of acceptable morals?
It's barbaric because it attempts to shun people of a lifestyle without proper explanation.
I just hope I don't have to belabor this point. I don't fancy having to argue ad-infinitum.

FYL that's both outlandish and outrageous, dude.

All this while some of us are here struggling for one